Leslie Jones says she is a boner-killer

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[–]SMCAB 4 insightful - 6 fun4 insightful - 5 fun5 insightful - 6 fun -  (0 children)

I'm not getting a hard on for a week just because this picture was in my eyesight for 1.3 seconds. I'd appreciate a heads up next time you post an African amazon man in place of a woman named Leslie.

[–]BobOki 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

.... I bet Jane Goodall would be down.

[–]NastyWetSmear 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

What do you think she would do to try and look sexy? You wake up and you look like her, then you go to you hair dresser and say: "Just make things worse, would ya?", then I assume you drive straight past the gym to a Pizza Hut and back home to eat it alone in silence... What, then, when you've finally cornered a drunk man, do you do with yourself that makes you think: "This will arouse a sane person with anything above 'legally blind' on their driver's license"?

[–]LordBeetusRises 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

It's not erectile dysfunction if a man can get hard for attractive women, but not for unattractive women. that's just biological programming. Same way normal men can't get hard for animals, children, men, etc...

I always hear about porn causing ED for men because they can't get hard for their obese wives. Guess what? If that porn star showed up in person, he'd have zero problems performing.

[–]tyranicaloverlord 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Her face is a boner-killer.

[–]Tom_Bombadil 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

She's coming across, "men who can't get hard when it's time to have sex"?

Leslie Jones says, "IT'S TIME TO HAVE SEX."

She says, "Hey. It's time to have sex!"

It's probably not true, but it's still funny.

EDIT: She was a SNL comedian. This crude sex talk is part of her persona.

[–]RR_2023[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I had the same thought

[–]BanditMcFuklebuck 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Geez Whoopie was ugly like this but it was never an issue because she was so funny and talented. And she had the good sense to keep her love life, sonething no member of the public would want to know anything about, to herself....

[–]gosso920 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

"I wouldn't fuck her with your dick!" - Bill Clinton

[–]WoodyWoodPecker 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

If it was just one man I'd say she is right, but it is multiple men so the problem must be her.