Women who say the key to good health is NOT wearing knickers by HongKongPhooey in whatever

[–]BanditMcFuklebuck 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Male here. I ain't ware drawlers either. I stopped wareing them about 20 years ago and now I cain't go back. It feels like a adult diaper at this point whenever I put them on under pance. You drawlers-warers are the ones that are wrong!

At light speed, Einstein's equations break down and nothing makes sense by hfxB0oyA in Physics

[–]BanditMcFuklebuck 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

then fuck it then!

Hollywood race swaps are really a gingercide by jet199 in Entertainment

[–]BanditMcFuklebuck 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I recently made love to a Ukrainian/Semetic prosto that is a ginger....

Two X-er gives away milk for free, wonders why men don't want to buy cow. by BanditMcFuklebuck in MeanwhileOnReddit

[–]BanditMcFuklebuck[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I just think its dumb that she wants emotional intimacy from these men but screws their brains out on a short timescale. There have been structures in place for hundreds of years that provide women with stability from men. Structures called marriage and family and all that bullshit. If she genuinely wants all that garbage, and not just a juicy roll in the hay, then she is free to create those parameters in her life. If she wants to get laid, ditto. These folks want it both ways and it's really dumb....

98-year-old completes Atlanta 5K race in less than 1 hour by P-38lightning in news

[–]BanditMcFuklebuck 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I could do a 5k in waaaay less than an hour....big deal....

Hollywood race swaps are really a gingercide by jet199 in Entertainment

[–]BanditMcFuklebuck 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

It was a color pallet thing....

Nigga, you got knocked the fuck out! And, by a limey in a fur hat! by 1Icemonkey in whatever

[–]BanditMcFuklebuck 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

The most satisfying thing Ive seen all decade....

Buttigieg Press Secretary MELTS-DOWN Over Palestine [Ohio] Questions (6:50) ~ The Jimmy Dore Show by JasonCarswell in conspiracy

[–]BanditMcFuklebuck 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

My question is: how can he judge booties if he aint even like women?

Biden refers to Maryland’s first Black governor as ‘boy’ in speech by Ferretman in politics

[–]BanditMcFuklebuck 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

binden looks like he smells like old person BM

Don't use Reddit. It's a monopolistic shithole by RaverJodes in whatever

[–]BanditMcFuklebuck 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Every time you surf on that site, you make revenue for them....unless you do ad blocker I guess....

Dropped my vape by Musky in whatever

[–]BanditMcFuklebuck 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Whenever I walk past the vape shop, I always say to myself 'Hey, there's the low IQ store!'

23-Year-Old Athlete, Dancer, and Gamer Dies Suddenly of an Unknown Cause. "Dies suddenly", where have I heard that phrase before? by Chipit in news

[–]BanditMcFuklebuck 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Why not the virus itself? Covid is established as a cause of cardiac issues and it's floating around in the air all around us. Why jump to the conclusion that it's an inert protein manufactured by our own bodies thru mRNA and not an actual pathogen?

Why Black Breeding White Women is Natural by JeromeJones in whatever

[–]BanditMcFuklebuck 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Count me amongst the 48....I find African woman sexy as hell....good lookin' ones anyway....

Neil DeGrasse Tyson EMBARRASSED After Spreading Covid Misinformation by WoodyWoodPecker in politics

[–]BanditMcFuklebuck 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Although I disagree with the explicit racism of this post, the imagery had me giggling like a little kid I gotta say! 🤣 NDT is a pompous ass and a blow-hard. We can tear him down and show how stupid and annoying he is without mentioning his race at all....

Today I Cut It by Tarrock in whatever

[–]BanditMcFuklebuck 1 insightful - 5 fun1 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

I'm on saidit aint I?

Today I Cut It by Tarrock in whatever

[–]BanditMcFuklebuck 3 insightful - 7 fun3 insightful - 6 fun4 insightful - 7 fun -  (0 children)

If I admired her vagin would she core it out like an apple?

Neil DeGrasse Tyson, one of the world’s most renowned experts, promulgated flatly inaccurate information about vaccines and the spread of COVID and became flustered at the mildest pushback from the host. Evidence, one supposes, that not even our top scientific minds are immune to vaccine propaganda. by Orangutan in politics

[–]BanditMcFuklebuck 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

He's not a top scientific mind. He's one of the Ifuckingluvscience brigade that has made being a pseudo-intellectual pompous ass cool. Seriously, most of the facts or insights he reveals are already pretty much common knowledge....

Feds Boost Reward to $500K for Information on Capitol Pipe Bomber by Gaydolf_Titler in news

[–]BanditMcFuklebuck 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

The cat? From the Clint Bill-ton administration?

I bought a Tesla to help the environment. Now, I’m embarrassed to drive it by jet199 in NotTheOnion

[–]BanditMcFuklebuck 4 insightful - 5 fun4 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

He sounds like a hysterical woman here.

Woman called 'dirty' for showering 2-3 times a week – but says she's not smelly by HongKongPhooey in whatever

[–]BanditMcFuklebuck 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

never shower people are like....if they move a limb slightly it breaks the crust where the limb is attached and a green smoke starts wafting from the armpit/crotch/groin area of the moved limb....at least that's what I picture....

Got an enameled cast iron camping skillet to replace the nonstick poison skillet. Feels like xmas came early by Musky in pics

[–]BanditMcFuklebuck 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I love my cast iron skillet!!!

Nofap propaganda poster from 1875. I say good chap, don’t bop the bishop, it drains a man of his vital essences. by Chipit in memes

[–]BanditMcFuklebuck 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I always feel great after a jack-session....don't know what those chaps are going on about....

Go to work, Send your kids to school, Follow fashion, Act normal, Walk on the pavement, Watch TV, Save for your old age, Obey the law, Repeat after me... by EndlessSunflowers in whatever

[–]BanditMcFuklebuck 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

and liberty she pirouette, when I think that I am free....

NPR Restricts Hiring After Sharp Decline in Sponsorship Revenue. Good. by Chipit in news

[–]BanditMcFuklebuck 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I relish not donating to them every pledge drive....

Why do white women have such horrible personalities? by sneako in whatever

[–]BanditMcFuklebuck 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Maybe don't fetishize them so much....I mean I understand as a POC the mixture of racial revenge and racial self hatred has got you salivating at even the whiff of caucasian poo na na....but theyre just people like you and they may not be interested/able to be guilted into letting you get with them....

The Tightness of the Vagina an Important Criteria for Men When Choosing a Woman for a Serious Relationship by HongKongPhooey in NotTheOnion

[–]BanditMcFuklebuck 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

If your packin' it shouldn't matter

So tired of men trying to fuck my pussy! by BanditMcFuklebuck in TwoXChromosomes

[–]BanditMcFuklebuck[S] 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

No, that's Brain Candy, another great movie....Strangers With Candy is a TV progrum...

So tired of men trying to fuck my pussy! by BanditMcFuklebuck in TwoXChromosomes

[–]BanditMcFuklebuck[S] 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Musky Treasures is actually stolen from the hit Amy Sedaris comedy sitcom Strangers With Candy from the year 2000.

Delay tells how some girls travel to Dubai to eat poo of Arab men for $40,000 by HongKongPhooey in NotTheOnion

[–]BanditMcFuklebuck 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

I hear schawarma tastes even better the second time around!

Australian man barred from seeing his kids for having fetish for wearing adult diapers by HongKongPhooey in NotTheOnion

[–]BanditMcFuklebuck 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I thought weirdo shit was (((goooood))) now....Don't they force kindergarteners to watch drag shows?

Screen Actors Dying, Falling ill and Collapsing On-Set — Bob Odenkirk of Better Call Saul suffers heart attack — 81 other actors this year by mifu in Entertainment

[–]BanditMcFuklebuck 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Lil Bobby Odenkirk is a tee-totaller tho....

'My parents abandoned me in hospital as they didn't like my face - I love it' by HongKongPhooey in whatever

[–]BanditMcFuklebuck 5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

It's a cold cold world out there, friends....

Ubuntu Once Again Angered Users by Placing Ads in the Terminal by TheRealPanzer in Linux

[–]BanditMcFuklebuck 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Really? Ive been using ubuntu for years and I aint never seen one and I occasionally use the terminal....

AOC Gets Absolutely Destroyed By Her Own Constituents at Town Hall by rubberbiscuit in videos

[–]BanditMcFuklebuck 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Octavia Clortrimazol-Sanchez really got reamed here!

The next time Wikipedia asks for a donation, ignore it by pwaully in Internet

[–]BanditMcFuklebuck 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Hey now, back in the wild wild west days wiki and google were an awesome one two punch....I was in a biochem class in 2008 and we were having a discussion about a chemical compound and no one could think of the answer and I suddenly said "Hey I know! Let's wiki it!" I then pulled out my BlackJack phone and had the answer by googling it and selecting the first wiki answer within seconds. That was pretty fly! Fuckem now tho....fuck this woke mind poison that permeates everything these days....

The next time Wikipedia asks for a donation, ignore it by pwaully in Internet

[–]BanditMcFuklebuck 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

You mean junst like all they other times....:D

Have you guys seen Reddit lately? Opinion? by FuckYourMom in whatever

[–]BanditMcFuklebuck 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

They've been jabbering on about queen elizardbeth since she went to that great terrarium in the sky. They love to make the same jokes about "the colonies" and just corny, unfunny shit related to the significance of the royals. Are there a lot of englishsters on there? Or is it just asshole progressive Americans aligning with the monarchy as they simultaniously and paradoxically cape for the blacks and aoc and pocs and lgb's. Man I hate redditors....

Remember that student loan forgiveness Biden promised? It's not happening. by Canbot in whatever

[–]BanditMcFuklebuck 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

GooOOood....I found it infuriating. Not only did I pay all mine off, in true republican photo op fashion, I remitted my last payment from a internet cafe tent in Baghdad!

Whores by BanditMcFuklebuck in Incels

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who gives a shit about friendship?

Whores by BanditMcFuklebuck in Incels

[–]BanditMcFuklebuck[S] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

yes

Object-Oriented Javascript by fschmidt in programming

[–]BanditMcFuklebuck 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Wow, you can overload a function junst by putting ||??? so if there's a value for init it initializes it but if there's not it junst uses 0! I don't think Java or C++ can do that can they??

America, Behold Your Idol! by In-the-clouds in pics

[–]BanditMcFuklebuck 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

This pig isnt my idol.....never voted for it, never will....

CIA admits orchestrating Syrian Coup of March 1949. CIA agent Miles Copeland Jr in an interview with the BBC in 1967 admits that the CIA orchestrated and staged the 1949 Syrian Coup against President Shukri al-Kuwatli. by Chipit in history

[–]BanditMcFuklebuck 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

This guy is Stewart Copeland's father. Stewart was the drummer for the band The Police. There's always been sort of a rumor that that band got so popular so fast because it was backed by Western spooks to be an early-mid eighties anodyne alternative for youths just getting turned on to punk rock and all the rebellion that that genre could foment....I could see it....

Nature is Amazing by [deleted] in Comics

[–]BanditMcFuklebuck 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Oh I see the little controller now. I get it!!

Nature is Amazing by [deleted] in Comics

[–]BanditMcFuklebuck 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

not sure I get this one. is the spider listening to a sportsball broadcast and its team is losing or something? plz explain....

Pray for Alex Jones by [deleted] in whatever

[–]BanditMcFuklebuck 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

My thoughts about alex jone? On dec 31 1999 he claimed reports of russian nuke missiles being fired because of y2k. I havent liked him since. he is an inflammatory, yell fire in a crowded room for no other reason than for attention blowhard and he is one jackass Im glad was canceled. Fuck him!

Warner Bros. cancels woke "Batgirl" movie … $70M price tag … already completed filming … will not be released in theaters or on streaming … by TheRealPanzer in Movies

[–]BanditMcFuklebuck 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Bat-movies are all trash anyway because holly-weird always does it wrong. rubber suits the actors can't turn their heads in and campy over the top villainy....they should try more of a noir angle, with perhaps John Hamm as an aging Batman on on last mission to find the murderer or whatever....and he doesnt wear a rubber suit, he just wears black mask and cape and tights, like Batman was intended....geezzz

I try an appeal to intellect by [deleted] in MeanwhileOnReddit

[–]BanditMcFuklebuck 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

God I'd like to get a holt a me a couple redddit mouds in a back alley.....

The Evil of Banality by jet199 in politics

[–]BanditMcFuklebuck 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I dont understand why you would care if disinterested middleclass lefties are apathetic about issues....yawn

Randy husband buys sex doll that looks like wife for when she's not in the mood by HongKongPhooey in NotTheOnion

[–]BanditMcFuklebuck 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Why not junst fuck a goomar, like on the hit telivision show soprano's?

🏳️‍🌈 June 🏳️‍🌈 by usehername in LGB_Discussions

[–]BanditMcFuklebuck 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

omg, I wasn't paying attention....I'm so used to humorless redditors....it's like the abused cringing away from a gentle caress....thank you for this!

🏳️‍🌈 June 🏳️‍🌈 by usehername in LGB_Discussions

[–]BanditMcFuklebuck 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Early in the sentence: calls my comment smugly unfunny

Later that same sentence: Uses nasty, bullying tone to demonstrate exactly what my comment was commenting

🤣

How much money would you spend on a vital penis saving operation? by yellabit in AskSaidIt

[–]BanditMcFuklebuck 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

One trillion dollars.... but thats it....thats the limit sorry....

Theory: Multiple choice tests are completely fucked up bullshit to derive "grades" from by GeorgeCarlin in DownTheMemoryHole

[–]BanditMcFuklebuck 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I was with you until the last two sentences. What do you mean?

Bridget Fonda seen for first time in 12 years on 58th birthday by IkeConn in DownTheMemoryHole

[–]BanditMcFuklebuck 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Wow, as a fellow person that has ballooned up in the past 5 to 10 years I gotta say....this is cruel....

Theory: Multiple choice tests are completely fucked up bullshit to derive "grades" from by GeorgeCarlin in DownTheMemoryHole

[–]BanditMcFuklebuck 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

It's called objective testing, as opposed to essay/fill-in-the-blank which are more time consuming and labor intensive testing methods, and more open to subjective interpretation. I always thought it was funny labeling probably the least accurate way of assessing someone's knowledge or aptitude as objective....

FUCK YOU ELON MUSK by yabbit in whatever

[–]BanditMcFuklebuck 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

saidit gotchew still....for noW!!! KEW KEW KEW!!!!!!! (thunder and lightning noises)

New York City in grips of Rogaine shortage by jet199 in NotTheOnion

[–]BanditMcFuklebuck 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Is this related too Neal Young's boycott of Spottify because of Joe Rogaine's poddcast?

Obama paid Italian weapons contractor Leonardo $400M to Manipulate 2020 election via satellite - Independent by cottoneyejoe in NotTheOnion

[–]BanditMcFuklebuck 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

seems legit....

what does your username mean? by yelgy in AskSaidIt

[–]BanditMcFuklebuck 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Mine is a Milawian dictator from the 1930s

A website listing Reddit alternatives brought me here by bystraclover in Introductions

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Ive said it before, I'll say it again: If you lurk on reddit, you're generating ad revenue for these cretins. Stay off, stay completely off!!!

reddit doesn't mind banning you for life because they know you will still lurk and generate ad revenue for them. by BanditMcFuklebuck in censorship

[–]BanditMcFuklebuck[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

y'see son, methamphetamine related crimes and tj maxx circulars arent enough to fill yer town's sunday news papper, so they add this boilerplate schlock from a national distributor to pad things out....makes for a nice thiccc edition. If you don't know any of the things in this answer like boilerplate or schlock go to ww.google.com and type the words in son....

No Linux for you: Lenovo shipping new laptops that only boot Windows by default by TheRealPanzer in technology

[–]BanditMcFuklebuck 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I got Ubuntu on one of my Lenovo devices, but oddly enough on my other one I had to revert back to Bill Grates MichaelSoft because there were no drivers for the specific model wifi adaptor and when I bought a dongle there were no drivers for that either. It was very frustrating!

reddit doesn't mind banning you for life because they know you will still lurk and generate ad revenue for them. by BanditMcFuklebuck in censorship

[–]BanditMcFuklebuck[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Damn y'all dont read the Sunday supplement anymore because the average Sunday newspaper is probably 70 dollars a pop!

The cast of the Big Bang Theory supports Jussie Smollett - who committed a hate crime. Oh well, at least it's less time for them to molest children. by Chipit in DownTheMemoryHole

[–]BanditMcFuklebuck 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Ellen Page chopped her pussy off because of how embarrassed she was

Genesis star Peter Gabriel eats baked beans to stay young but worries about side effects by jet199 in NotTheOnion

[–]BanditMcFuklebuck 4 insightful - 5 fun4 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

I hear that Peter Gabriel is one of the hottest recording artists out right now!!!!

Our life's entire purpose is to get inside roasty beef flaps by yabbit in whatever

[–]BanditMcFuklebuck 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Thsts it, Im eating arbies today

Media Is SILENT After UFC Champ Israel Adesanya Asks Questions About Ghislaine Maxwell "Where's The List?" by EndlessSunflowers in videos

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bidin has to focus on trans rights for senior citizens in nursing homes.....this is what's important....he gave a press conference on this

You refuse to have sex with us? Challenge accepted. by Chipit in memes

[–]BanditMcFuklebuck 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Not that I give a shit either way, but....they werent sexing me anyway.....

"Insults are grounds to be banned" says Chipit as he embraces trans woke ideology by HongKongPhooey in whatever

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The Trans Formers....More than MEATS the eyes.....

The Trans Formers....BIG DICKS in disguise.....

"Womb-carriers" by [deleted] in TumblrInAction

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UhhhaaaauhhhhhUhhhUhhhhhUhhhhUhhhhhaaaaaAAAUuuhhhh uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh

***REDDIT MELTDOWN WATCH: ROE VS WADE OVERTURNED*** by Tarrock in MeanwhileOnReddit

[–]BanditMcFuklebuck 9 insightful - 2 fun9 insightful - 1 fun10 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I dont click on reddit links. surfing reddit generates income from ads for those scumfucks

Popped my ban cherry over on Reddit! by RuinedSpiral in whatever

[–]BanditMcFuklebuck 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Both emails of mine have now been banned. I'm not going back. Whenever you go on that site you make them money with ads. Stay away from them....

At Least 47 Shot During Father's Day Weekend in Mayor Lori Lightfoot's Chicago by [deleted] in news

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Their frist mistake was hiring on a zombie mayor. To zombies black lives don't matter....no lives matter!

🏳️‍🌈 June 🏳️‍🌈 by usehername in LGB_Discussions

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um....

Insurrection! - 9 Staffers from Stephen Colbert's show arrested at the House of Representatives in attempted coup by HongKongPhooey in NotTheOnion

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Throw the fucking book at em!

do you have to be a virgin to be an incel? by yelgy in AskSaidIt

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Incels carry around this manifesto that they unpack spontainiously for anyone and everyone. It involves height and facial symmetry and how men who dont possess features aligned with the golden ratio arent going to be able to attract females. It's seems depressing and exhausting. If you dont find yourself doing something like that, youre not an incel, regardless of sexual experience. Also theyre weird about women. They seem less concerned with passing the time with someone they like doing something fun than the status they get from performing the act. Sex is a form of validation for them rather than a pasttime or way to be in a loving relationship.

I just got tow scammed by [deleted] in whatever

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What would happen if someone buttfucked?

🏳️‍🌈 June 🏳️‍🌈 by usehername in LGB_Discussions

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Homosexuality is now law. Be gay or go to prison!!!! kewww kewwww!!! (thunder and lightning sound)

🏳️‍🌈 June 🏳️‍🌈 by usehername in LGB_Discussions

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As a fruity, effeminate hetero dude, I'm just glad that if someone thinks I'm gay now they're less likely to beat the shit out of me. Gays have paved the way for less than masculine males to breathe easier, and for this I salute them! Hell it's practically a law that you have to be a little gay now anyway....

Bayer sold a medicine tainted with HIV. Once it was discovered in the US, they continued to sell it overseas for over a year in order to clear stock. by HibikiBlack in conspiracy

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HIV!!!!....anybody yell "HIV!!" when they enter a room or an auditorium or shopping mall for effect? It's quite hilarious and people don't know what to think....they're like, "is this person yelling that they're HIV+ and proud....or are they yelling to protest the lives lost from the virus....or are they yelling to end the stigma....what they hell???"

Chicago shootings: 47 shot, 9 fatally over Memorial Day weekend, CPD says by [deleted] in news

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La Chai'em

Chicago shootings: 47 shot, 9 fatally over Memorial Day weekend, CPD says by [deleted] in news

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Wheres all the outrage signaling over this in my fB feed?

WaPo Suggests Black Americans ‘Tired of U.S. Hostility’ Consider Ghana. Attiah dismissed the “stay and fight” approach promoted by elected leaders “who do little with their power to protect Black people when we vote for them.” by Chipit in politics

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Wont it be spaced aged soon enough? With lasers and force shields and amazing technological innovations? WAKANDA FOREVER!!!

Brave by pcpmasterrace in memes

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or from chad sure....they had mummies in chad too I suppose....

Brave by pcpmasterrace in memes

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I thought the punchline was going to be that the kid was Egyptian....