Philadelphia: 'Emotional support' alligator denied entry into baseball stadium

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[–]binaryblob 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (3 children)

What's next? Emotional support from 50 pounds of TNT?

[–]SMCAB 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Nope, but we all know you don't get caught with your emotional support gerbil because it's up your ass. You may squirm a little bit, but security will just figure you didn't shower after you shit.

[–]Alienhunter 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Emotional support Glock.

[–]passionflounder 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Awww... that's denying access to a buffet offering 42.901 selections, not count9ing the chewy morsels in the middle playing baseball!

[–]Musky 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Someone alert the ACLU, tell them the alligator is a gender support animal.

[–]Alienhunter 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Transgender alligator discriminated against at baseball stadium in clear transphobic alliphobic speciest hate crime.