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[–]PatsyStoneMaverique 13 insightful - 9 fun13 insightful - 8 fun14 insightful - 9 fun -  (5 children)

Just checking, we aren't a religion are we?

Do I need to be keeping Gay Kosher?

[–]hufflepuff-poet 18 insightful - 10 fun18 insightful - 9 fun19 insightful - 10 fun -  (3 children)

Didn't you get the memo at the last LGBTQWTF+ meeting? We're officially a cult and we are only allowed to eat rainbow colored or phallus shaped food. (Vulva shaped food would be too terfy and has been banned as non-kosher)

[–]RedEyedWarriorGay | Male | 🇮🇪 Irish 🇮🇪 | Antineoliberal | Cocks are Compulsory 12 insightful - 9 fun12 insightful - 8 fun13 insightful - 9 fun -  (0 children)

Vulva shaped food isn’t banned as long as it’s sold only to gay men. Lesbians, bisexual women and even bisexual men are banned from buying it.

[–]xanditAGAB (Assigned Gay at Birth)[S] 11 insightful - 8 fun11 insightful - 7 fun12 insightful - 8 fun -  (0 children)

Are you out of your mind? Vulva shaped food would literally murder any trans woman who saw it!1!1 Why do you want them to die??!

[–]Shales123 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

(Vulva shaped food would be too terfy and has been banned as non-kosher)

Yikes I guess I can't eat hamantaschen anymore. Oh well. Purim will not be the same

[–]RedEyedWarriorGay | Male | 🇮🇪 Irish 🇮🇪 | Antineoliberal | Cocks are Compulsory 6 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 2 fun7 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Some activists and some corporations want to turn us into a cult religion.