Lesbian"It’s important to remember the feminine penis is very different than a man’s penis. A lot of the cis lesbians I’ve been with have been pleasantly surprised by the softness, texture, and yes the mouthfeel."

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[–]ThrowMeAway2879[S] 55 insightful - 5 fun55 insightful - 4 fun56 insightful - 5 fun -  (14 children)

I think I threw up a little in my mouth when I read that. And I am a gay man and very, very fond of dick.

The thread is a shit show, but even on a heavily modded TQ+ subreddit like AL, the truth sometimes still shows in the up- and downvotes.

[–]Elvira95Viva la figa 41 insightful - 9 fun41 insightful - 8 fun42 insightful - 9 fun -  (5 children)

"good post. I get pretty tired of checking out anything lesbian related and immediately being bombarded with endless discussion of "pussy" and so on. It's like they're trying to make a cult of vaginas. Utterly regressive, transphobic, and exhausting."

Oh, it's so regressive for gay women to love pussy. The most progressive thing is dick praising.

PS: I was quite surprised by the amount of downvotes. It means real lesbians are still looking at the sub, but cannot comment,

[–][deleted] 19 insightful - 2 fun19 insightful - 1 fun20 insightful - 2 fun -  (4 children)

It's always really weird to me how these AGP dudes talk. Like, these are straight men. You'd think they'd love talking about pussy. But no, they wanna talk about dicks all the time. That one you quoted is actually upset that there's so much talk of pussy on a lesbian sub lol. This fetish has truly fried their brains. Only porn and narcissism remains.

[–]Elvira95Viva la figa 19 insightful - 1 fun19 insightful - 0 fun20 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

Actually, hetero men seem often to care about their little buddy more than pussy. Wanting everything to focus on dick is very hetero male thing. Poor, poor women sleeping with men.

[–][deleted] 8 insightful - 6 fun8 insightful - 5 fun9 insightful - 6 fun -  (2 children)

I dunno, I'm always sus of 'straight' men who say pussy is gross and/or would rather talk about dicks all the time.

[–]pacmanla 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

As a heterosexual male, you're are 100% correct. Any "straight" male saying "vaginas are gross" & would rather talk about penises, is definitely suspect.

[–][deleted] 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Lol like. I highly doubt the straight dudes over on r/lesbians would describe discussions of pussy as 'regressive' or 'exhausting'.

[–]julesburm1891 36 insightful - 14 fun36 insightful - 13 fun37 insightful - 14 fun -  (2 children)

I don’t get how they think pushing shriveled, floppy dick is going to sway anyone. It’s the one thing grosser than a regular dick.

[–]ThrowMeAway2879[S] 28 insightful - 21 fun28 insightful - 20 fun29 insightful - 21 fun -  (1 child)

"Yeah, I heard you don't like dick... soooo... how about a dick that is kaput?"

Can I interest you in the thing you don't want but worse?

[–]julesburm1891 14 insightful - 9 fun14 insightful - 8 fun15 insightful - 9 fun -  (0 children)

“The Civic is a nice car and all but I’m not interested. I only want to drive American-made.”

“Can I interest you in a Yugo?”

[–]ArthnoldManacatsaman🇬🇧🌳🟦 25 insightful - 2 fun25 insightful - 1 fun26 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

I think I threw up a little in my mouth when I read that. And I am a gay man and very, very fond of dick.

I was going to comment exactly the same thing. Blech.

[–]ThrowMeAway2879[S] 17 insightful - 12 fun17 insightful - 11 fun18 insightful - 12 fun -  (0 children)

I think it's the creepiness that gives it that certain je-ne-sais-quoi.

[–]Elvira95Viva la figa 23 insightful - 4 fun23 insightful - 3 fun24 insightful - 4 fun -  (1 child)

I suppose gay men like the dick hard, not limp

[–]ThrowMeAway2879[S] 21 insightful - 5 fun21 insightful - 4 fun22 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

Functional is good, attached to a non-creep even better!

[–]PenseePansyBio-Sex or Bust 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I think I threw up a little in my mouth when I read that.

Oh, so THAT'S what they must mean by "mouthfeel"!

Cuz, come to think of it, this creepy trans-ism doesn't actually say that the feeling mouths experience will be a good one, right?

Maybe we should start responding to this transbian assertion with, "yeah... the mouthfeel of food with a HAIR in it."

[–]Elvira95Viva la figa 41 insightful - 9 fun41 insightful - 8 fun42 insightful - 9 fun -  (5 children)

Look, if I ever wanted to suck dick, I would suck the one of a sane man, not the flaccid sexually castrated dick of a mentally ill man.

[–]julesburm1891 35 insightful - 6 fun35 insightful - 5 fun36 insightful - 6 fun -  (2 children)

They do realize that if we had any interest in dicks or the male form, we’d just go after regular guys with dicks that work, right? Even then, we still wouldn’t want a mentally ill dude in a dress with no respect for boundaries and a dick that doesn’t function properly.

[–]Elvira95Viva la figa 33 insightful - 16 fun33 insightful - 15 fun34 insightful - 16 fun -  (1 child)

They seriously think they dick is so much better because it is flaccid. Never thought I would see limp dick talked as the best dick LMAO

[–]wafflegaffWoman. SuperBi. 18 insightful - 8 fun18 insightful - 7 fun19 insightful - 8 fun -  (0 children)

Underachieving people hawking shitty products have existed for millennia.

[–]ThrowMeAway2879[S] 14 insightful - 5 fun14 insightful - 4 fun15 insightful - 5 fun -  (1 child)

I have similar feelings about FTMs who trot out their "T-penis". Yeah, no. If I'd ever stick my face in a pussy, I'd choose one that doesn't look like a friggin' rectal prolapse.

[–]shveya 7 insightful - 2 fun7 insightful - 1 fun8 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

The clitzillas scare me.

[–]PenseePansyBio-Sex or Bust 33 insightful - 10 fun33 insightful - 9 fun34 insightful - 10 fun -  (1 child)

Oh, why is it only "cis lesbians" mentioned as giving the "feminine penis" [insert retching noises here] a thumbs-up? What about the quoted "transbian" himself? Where's the glowing testimony about how much he's enjoyed the softness, texture, and "yes the mouthfeel" of "feminine penises" other than his own?

Cuz if it's SO womanly, great, and appealing to lesbians... you oughtta be all OVER that shit, dude :)

[–]IridescentAnacondastrictly dickly 7 insightful - 8 fun7 insightful - 7 fun8 insightful - 8 fun -  (0 children)

The dysphoria would be triggering.

[–]MilkTea 29 insightful - 6 fun29 insightful - 5 fun30 insightful - 6 fun -  (0 children)

What's so great about the "feminine penis", aka a limp dick, if transbians don't even want to date each other? And they love claim "a lot of lesbians date tranwomen", but if that were true, they wouldn't need to constantly make a reminder about how great their dicks are. Lmao

[–]PatsyStoneMaverique 23 insightful - 13 fun23 insightful - 12 fun24 insightful - 13 fun -  (0 children)

MOUTHFEEL

mouthfeel

He said.... Mouth. Feel. 🤮

[–]julesburm1891 20 insightful - 13 fun20 insightful - 12 fun21 insightful - 13 fun -  (2 children)

The OP’s username is Go4Brony so I really can’t say I’m surprised

[–]JulienMayfair 21 insightful - 4 fun21 insightful - 3 fun22 insightful - 4 fun -  (1 child)

The whole post history is a shitshow.

[–]julesburm1891 14 insightful - 1 fun14 insightful - 0 fun15 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Oof. That was painfully cringey.

[–]oofreesouloo⚡super lesbian⚡ 23 insightful - 2 fun23 insightful - 1 fun24 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

Very surprised by the downvotes. It really seems like real lesbians are there, but are barely allowed to say anything, but still downvote. It just goes to show that no matter how hard they try to silence and ban people, it doesn't make the harrassed people actually "disappear" or change our opinions and obviously our sexuality.

[–]ThrowMeAway2879[S] 17 insightful - 1 fun17 insightful - 0 fun18 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

The whole up-/downvote ratios in that thread are interesting. Comments critical of the linked article (which is the usual coercive cotton ceiling crap) are carefully worded, but by actual lesbians and mostly upvoted. Comments praising the article are mostly downvoted. Overall it seems a vast majority of comments are by "woe is me"-transbians and even they seem to notice the incongruity of vote behavior and tone of comments:

"I love how threads like these really show how many lurking terfs there are ready to downvote and bully the trans perspective off the sub"

Of course, they don't have enough self-awareness to realize that by policing people's speech until the sub is on the verge of newspeak, they have driven the silent majority into the anonymity of voting.

[–]MiaXiang 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Saw a comment blaming that on "lurking terfs". Because it couldn't possibly be ACTUAL LESBIANS on r/actuallesbians who aren't into men or their dicks.

[–]ChunkeeguyTeam T*RF Fuck Yeah 17 insightful - 7 fun17 insightful - 6 fun18 insightful - 7 fun -  (1 child)

Hard to tell if Go4Brony is a clumsy troll or certifiably batshit.

[–]wafflegaffWoman. SuperBi. 14 insightful - 10 fun14 insightful - 9 fun15 insightful - 10 fun -  (0 children)

It's a fine line.

[–]shveya 17 insightful - 1 fun17 insightful - 0 fun18 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

The same man has comments encouraging violence against women in his post history.

[–]barnarnasis this tv show my friend? 12 insightful - 10 fun12 insightful - 9 fun13 insightful - 10 fun -  (1 child)

feminine penis

mouthfeel.

Words that activate my fight or flight response.

[–]MiaXiang 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Exactly. That second term actually makes me feel a bit violent. Hypothetically.

[–]Three_oneFourWanted for thought crimes in countless ideologies 15 insightful - 1 fun15 insightful - 0 fun16 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Softness, texture, and...mouthfeel

Wouldn't all three of these things be the same property? Softness is a texture and mouthfeel is determined by the texture. All this says is that estrogen makes penises soft.

[–]wafflegaffWoman. SuperBi. 9 insightful - 1 fun9 insightful - 0 fun10 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

So yeah, it breaks them.

[–]INeedSomeTimeAsexual Ally 12 insightful - 4 fun12 insightful - 3 fun13 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

We living in a clown world

[–]linda_senora 12 insightful - 3 fun12 insightful - 2 fun13 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

I have hated the word mouthfeel ever since Olliver Thorn (the trans identified male) used it to describe the times he had sex with another trans identified male.

Why are those males so spectacularly disgusting and creepy?

Transbians deserve to be pummeled.

[–][deleted] 12 insightful - 3 fun12 insightful - 2 fun13 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Why do they describe it in a way that makes it sound so incredibly fucking gross? They're trying to get people to try it and they describe it in a way that just makes me want to puke.

It's like if they were trying to get someone to eat cat poop and they said that it was soft cat poop with a different mouthfeel from dry cat poop. It's still fucking cat poop

[–]pacmanla 12 insightful - 2 fun12 insightful - 1 fun13 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

And........this is not a mental illness???

[–]Femaleisnthateful 12 insightful - 2 fun12 insightful - 1 fun13 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

That whole thread is just gross.

[–]MarkJeffersonTight defenses and we draw the line 11 insightful - 4 fun11 insightful - 3 fun12 insightful - 4 fun -  (1 child)

'Mouthfeel' should only be used when talking about food.

Edit: Y'know, even 'texture' sounds inappropriate.

[–]MiaXiang 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

It should NEVER be used. It's a stupid word.

[–]wafflegaffWoman. SuperBi. 11 insightful - 1 fun11 insightful - 0 fun12 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Strangely, the archive I just made of this page had fewer downvote points than the original comment as viewed seconds before making the archive did. Anyway, here they are:

  1. Reddit comment page archive: https://archive.ph/u1x0G
  2. Screen shot of original: https://imgur.com/a/H4Ujby1

Also, re: the article, it appears that many critical comments have been removed, but keep scrolling, as some of them are still there. Updated archive:

https://archive.ph/KcuP0

And that was one of the most bloated web pages I've ever had the displeasure of having to waste time archiving.

(ETA: Fixed word order for clarity.)

[–]AnokiFrench 11 insightful - 1 fun11 insightful - 0 fun12 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Some comments are just laughable, so on a lesbian sub you can talk about penis all the time, But others things such as vaginas not too, much because it’s a transphobic pussyfest ugh 🤦🏻‍♀️

[–]Poppy29252Natal Cat Woman 7 insightful - 5 fun7 insightful - 4 fun8 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

I wonder if feminine penises get pink bubblegum cigars when they're born instead of blue.

[–]NerveActive 9 insightful - 1 fun9 insightful - 0 fun10 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

There is also another post about girldick, with OP mad that it got a few downvotes.

https://www.reddit.com/r/actuallesbians/comments/mp6mxy/its_just_a_feature/

[–]ukrdude10 9 insightful - 1 fun9 insightful - 0 fun10 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

If anybody uses the word "cis" again I will fucking explode. We are NOT "CIS", we are NORMAL HUMAN BEINGS, normal gays, normal lesbians. You're the tiny tiny exception here, not the rule.

[–]censorshipment 2 insightful - 6 fun2 insightful - 5 fun3 insightful - 6 fun -  (0 children)

Lol I've seen all types of dicks... the rock hard, veiny, black dicks look the best. The Big Dick Bitch himself, Ts Madison (former gay porn star, is 40+ and has never fucked a woman), has a black dick that doesn't look soft/feminine at all. Dude has been using estrogen for at least 15 years.

[–]MiaXiang 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

"It's important to remember". Fucking Orwellian.