Let's nominate and vote for our Saiditor of the Month

BanditMcFuklebuck · 2023-11-30T22:29:38+00:00

It should be me. I want to write in me. I'm fucking awesome!

BanditMcFuklebuck · 2023-09-23T15:23:10+00:00

I am against cyanobacteria starting to produce oxygen as a byproduct of photosynthesis during the Siderian period 2.33 billion years ago. It was a bad idea then and this pollution leading to oxygen being utilized as a final electron acceptor in more and more complex versions of eukaryotic life is a bad idea now, and has lead to all of the problems we face today!

BanditMcFuklebuck · 2023-07-23T14:04:33+00:00

I dunno....I have a pretty attractive step dad.....

BanditMcFuklebuck · 2024-04-11T11:37:21+00:00

The TransFormers, more than MEATS the eye!

The TransFormers....BIG DICKS in disguise!!!

BanditMcFuklebuck · 2024-04-11T09:45:56+00:00

The worst, most pathetic, back door, end run way to attract women. You thought toxic losers pretending to be nice guys was bad, try toxic losers pretending to be lesbian women 🤷‍♂️🤮

BanditMcFuklebuck · 2023-07-26T10:46:46+00:00

I said brownie james that's hampster name of brownie james that is my pet I junst randomely typed that in this poast because I miss him sorry you got confunsed

BanditMcFuklebuck · 2023-05-10T15:52:25+00:00

Another scratchy old fossil...when are we going to have a presidential candidate that is a true representation of the prominent American demographic, a black gay Trans-Former-person that's 150 lbs overweight and has a sassy attitude?

BanditMcFuklebuck · 2024-04-18T03:14:13+00:00

I loved Whoopie in her 1990 comedy/horror vehicle Whoopie Versus the Ghost, and of course her academy award winning turn in The Colored People, but since then her game has been OFF! 🤷‍♂️

BanditMcFuklebuck · 2024-04-06T22:25:23+00:00

https://youtu.be/yzF-drvzpso?si=2sb7Laq-0Gr3xutc

BanditMcFuklebuck · 2024-04-02T23:02:01+00:00

Your somehow made it to Baghdad 2003 1AD 3rd Brigade....Ahlan wa Sahlan! 🤷‍♂️

(We watched that movie about 20 or more times whilst deployed)

BanditMcFuklebuck · 2024-03-04T17:03:54+00:00

we wuz ninjuhzz

BanditMcFuklebuck · 2024-02-19T00:11:59+00:00

msm describes this as two factions of Eritreans have conflict.....

BanditMcFuklebuck · 2024-02-11T08:34:50+00:00

that sub is a cesspool. That website is also a cesspool....

BanditMcFuklebuck · 2024-02-07T21:34:45+00:00

she's got a glock 42 in .380 acp!

BanditMcFuklebuck · 2024-01-04T02:40:50+00:00

That's sort of my point, the whole gonewild thing (although I like it because I like looking at random nekkid womans) can get pretty graphic and degrading.....I like a chocolate woman too, I like thicc latinas....I have some pretty diverse tastes in the womans, I don't want to go on r/gonewildxyz, I want equal representation for all flavours of hotties on the main gonewild sub and the fact that it's just vanilla flavoured woman's shows the hypocrisy of the loonie lefties that populate that vile website!

BanditMcFuklebuck · 2023-12-08T22:04:10+00:00

M'lady....Tips fedora

BanditMcFuklebuck · 2023-10-05T20:03:27+00:00

They all listen to True Crime podcasts that are well populated with "creepy guys" that harass, stalk, and brutally murder women. So now when they see a random man, this is what they picture. If you are a male, you are a potential stalker, harasser, or murderer. They loath/dread your presence by default.

BanditMcFuklebuck · 2023-09-24T16:03:48+00:00

All I asked AI for was some link's to some hottt Peter North porno video's but ChantGPT kept sending me links to Peter North Solo video's!

BanditMcFuklebuck · 2023-09-21T20:45:07+00:00

what would happen if someone buttfucked

BanditMcFuklebuck · 2023-09-03T17:50:02+00:00

Aw man, I miss alluah akbar videos from the 2010s....

BanditMcFuklebuck · 2023-08-26T13:23:46+00:00

Nevermind the wolves, what about the asshole deer that caused all the problems in the frist place??

BanditMcFuklebuck · 2023-08-14T23:23:54+00:00

I know the lady from that annoying show fleabag masturbated to him. What would have been really hilarious is if she had masturbated to Trump....

BanditMcFuklebuck · 2023-07-30T20:46:20+00:00

When I was in communtitty collidge back in the mid-90s I went thru a Genesis jag because of Bret Easton Ellis and I wrote the carpet crawlers heed their callers, ya gotta get in to get out on a study worksheet and this fellow student saw it and I heard him read it under his breath and get weirded out by it and I said to myslef why can't I like Fastball like the normal do....

BanditMcFuklebuck · 2023-07-26T01:26:27+00:00

Rip in peace brownie james Rip gone butt not forgotton rip

BanditMcFuklebuck · 2023-06-13T16:22:55+00:00

This fuckin' ignorant thing.

BanditMcFuklebuck · 2023-06-05T13:07:11+00:00

nasty women stimulating their pussies!!!!!!!

BanditMcFuklebuck · 2023-05-31T18:30:57+00:00

Lea Thompson was practically the twin of 80s/90s adult film star Aja. Seriously, they looked exactly alike!

BanditMcFuklebuck · 2023-05-29T15:18:55+00:00

No, I want that one Heart song to be playing. The one where the woman picks the HIV positive homeless guy up off the side of the road to impregnate her.

BanditMcFuklebuck · 2023-05-29T15:08:45+00:00

What about me, /u/BanditMcFuklebuck, with my superior sobriquet and good looks?

BanditMcFuklebuck · 2023-05-07T18:52:41+00:00

😆

BanditMcFuklebuck · 2024-04-28T04:29:11+00:00

pornography is shit.

BanditMcFuklebuck · 2024-04-05T22:41:27+00:00

Clinton Fuckquerr https://youtu.be/XtgDBW--cOo?si=HUn1PWK986inlVJw

BanditMcFuklebuck · 2024-02-26T01:31:17+00:00

All I know is, I junst want too get intoo a good collidge 🤷‍♂️

BanditMcFuklebuck · 2024-02-24T18:52:55+00:00

I smoked a blunt with my dead homie's ashes in it right before I took my THCs and his ghost appeared in the testing room and tole me all the answers in my ear and it helped me to do so good I got into Harverd!

BanditMcFuklebuck · 2024-02-06T20:45:27+00:00

If Elion Munsk couldn't due any thing about it how can this thot hope too?

BanditMcFuklebuck · 2024-01-20T01:04:23+00:00

I used to upgrade fairly regularly until I realized that it was pretty pointless and the new phone was always pretty much the same as the old. I think Ive had this one 7 or 8 years....I dont rrally know.

BanditMcFuklebuck · 2023-12-17T00:07:34+00:00

I think she's cute. What's the big deal. I know there are people like this, and posts like this make me go whew glad Im not like that! 🤷‍♂️

BanditMcFuklebuck · 2023-10-02T19:35:08+00:00

Has he tried becoming a lesbian dog and trying to attract other lesbian dogs?

BanditMcFuklebuck · 2023-09-27T23:56:52+00:00

One time, there were two people buttfucking in the back of the car, and I caught them

BanditMcFuklebuck · 2023-09-11T01:56:22+00:00

Is this the site ware you can order subs, gyros and grinders on line!

BanditMcFuklebuck · 2023-08-24T13:31:20+00:00

Protect your horses from horse-molestation more like it....

BanditMcFuklebuck · 2023-07-30T18:59:08+00:00

It seem's like a nice idea.....

BanditMcFuklebuck · 2023-07-29T16:48:29+00:00

What about a zombie Rambo? Zombo, the Zombie Rambo. He's is a action and adventure star and also immortal and knows all about every weapon system every avented

BanditMcFuklebuck · 2023-07-08T17:54:51+00:00

Drink your morning coffee....

BanditMcFuklebuck · 2023-06-01T19:50:15+00:00

Hew is this again? Is he a porno dude?

BanditMcFuklebuck · 2023-05-26T20:24:42+00:00

A collidge degree is important. There is generally a coupon for a free latte that you can cut out from the back of it. Welcome to the world of the elites, fellow peer!

BanditMcFuklebuck · 2023-05-26T20:21:52+00:00

This right here is the exactly thing I'm thinking of I once had a boss at a store named of Aunt Gary he was a man but he was like a old biddy and he was our aunt like Aunty Jack exactley!

BanditMcFuklebuck · 2023-05-06T02:40:10+00:00

I'm ready to sit around all day, eating Dorit's and letting the AI diaper changer change my diaper whilst I watch classical 'sodes of Friends on my VR/AR device!

BanditMcFuklebuck · 2023-05-06T02:37:00+00:00

MJ was a gentle soul and my first favorite recording artist. I don't believe he diddled kiddies for a second. I think when you speak out against the scum fucks that run shit, you get set up. Look at Bill Cosby. Beloved America's dad in the 80s. Then he starts telling AAs to try having some self respect and accountability, and suddenly he's r--ped every woman in Hollywood. (Actually I think he probably did drug and ---- those women, but the scum fucks that run things didnt turn on the accusation tap until he went off narrative.)

BanditMcFuklebuck · 2024-05-03T01:22:29+00:00

due what

BanditMcFuklebuck · 2024-05-01T11:48:58+00:00

because I am just as poor, disreputable and discomfort inducing as the people they are trying to avoid....

BanditMcFuklebuck · 2024-05-01T11:48:05+00:00

So I may be poor and white but at least I'm not black is yours?

BanditMcFuklebuck · 2024-04-30T16:32:14+00:00

All the white let's segregate ourselves crowd are probably crowing about how great this is, but keep in mind, you probably ain't invited to live there either....I know I certainly ain't 🤷‍♂️

BanditMcFuklebuck · 2024-04-23T23:25:54+00:00

Yeah! That's what it felt like in the class, too "Shut up and have the correct^TM opinions about the material and themes explored and we'll give you your A!"

BanditMcFuklebuck · 2024-04-23T13:36:12+00:00

I took a Major Black Writers course at a local communtitty collidge once. I was exposed to a lot of great writing by great AA authors from throughout history. One thing I noticed tho, the grades, the papers, the in class essays, were all graded so easily. Easiest A I ever got in a course. From this tiny amt of exposure to lefty social science liberal arts academia, (as a rule, I prefered my non science/math courses in college to be dead, white, and male) I took away the idea that college + identity politics = really lax standards 🤷‍♂️

BanditMcFuklebuck · 2024-04-23T02:49:03+00:00

Recently reread The Silence of the Lambs and I gotta tell ya, they used to do the whole transformer thing diff in America. The way they catch Jame Gumb in the book is, they poll Trans surgery clinics all across the country to find weirdo belligerants who fail the battery of psychological tests because they're not really trans, theyre just nuts! So they used to have actual standards, stringent standards about the people they would let transition surgically because there are too many other weirdo reasons to chop your junk off. I wonder when they got rid of these policies. Now-a-days, if you don't let your children transition youre in trouble it seems 🤷‍♂️

BanditMcFuklebuck · 2024-04-22T18:51:19+00:00

The other 99.999 percent still like cheering the .001 percent on! 🤷‍♂️

BanditMcFuklebuck · 2024-04-22T00:03:45+00:00

There's an s/askSaidIt ???

BanditMcFuklebuck · 2024-04-20T23:17:18+00:00

(it took me that long to come up with that banger) 🤷‍♂️

BanditMcFuklebuck · 2024-04-20T11:12:32+00:00

ohhhhh, some guy on dollar tree reddit declares russia isn't being provoked. I'll alert the kremlin immediately.....war's over folks!

BanditMcFuklebuck · 2024-04-16T08:08:58+00:00

https://www.fukklebeez.org

BanditMcFuklebuck · 2024-04-15T11:50:03+00:00

No amount of explanation will make me give a shit about ukraine. Let me explain to you about how provoking someone with nuclear weapons aimed at you is a terrible idea, full stop!

BanditMcFuklebuck · 2024-04-14T20:14:06+00:00

Who gives a shit about ukraine? Within my lifetime it was an SSR, and before that, it was where the ethnic RUS came from. Invading Iraq was way more unjust than invading a buffer country you're ethnically and culturally connected to because the west/nato keeps fiddle-faddling with it....🤷‍♂️

BanditMcFuklebuck · 2024-04-08T17:15:40+00:00

🤷‍♂️

BanditMcFuklebuck · 2024-04-07T21:59:04+00:00

Y'know....life isn't that long....if you're feeling those transformer-y feelings....how about you just keep it to yourself and wait it out....

BanditMcFuklebuck · 2024-04-07T21:53:08+00:00

Because....isn't buttfucking immoral?

BanditMcFuklebuck · 2024-04-07T16:13:21+00:00

one time, there were two people buttfucking in the backseat of a car and I caught them and reported it

BanditMcFuklebuck · 2024-04-06T22:21:22+00:00

Im not paying anyone for erotic content. For one, sexy photos and videos rot your brain and destroy your motivation to do anything with your life. For two, with all the free racy content online, I can rot my brain and kill my motivation completely gratis! 🤷‍♂️

BanditMcFuklebuck · 2024-04-05T22:43:00+00:00

I think they look like aliens

BanditMcFuklebuck · 2024-04-05T22:33:01+00:00

So is the Terrapin (turtle) the totem animal of a University of Maryland student....or is it the totem animal of an Anti-Black Racist?

BanditMcFuklebuck · 2024-04-05T22:30:08+00:00

we wuz baccalaureates....n shit....

BanditMcFuklebuck · 2024-04-03T08:55:19+00:00

Shart is one of those below the belt/sex/bathroom terms like Pain-al and Road Head that makes me giggle whenever I think about it!

BanditMcFuklebuck · 2024-04-03T08:50:46+00:00

I like to call them Fucklebuck 🤷‍♂️

BanditMcFuklebuck · 2024-04-02T23:03:05+00:00

Technically he didn't pull it out for air....🤷‍♂️

BanditMcFuklebuck · 2024-03-13T05:19:19+00:00

Why would this woman need to shill for anything. If I were her I wouldnt do a thing for the rest of my life. 🤷‍♂️

BanditMcFuklebuck · 2024-03-04T23:37:12+00:00

Try to find PrisonBreak somewhere. Wentworth Miller in the early 00s...great stuff!

BanditMcFuklebuck · 2024-03-04T17:04:58+00:00

Junst jack your meat....it's that simple....

BanditMcFuklebuck · 2024-02-28T19:09:52+00:00

They they'll parlay their MBA doctorates in finance into lucrative gigs trading options for a million dollars per month and live satisfying lives on Wall street, where they will make love to a different super-model every night and wake up to a gormay breakfast prepared by 5 star michellin chefs every morning!

BanditMcFuklebuck · 2024-02-15T01:03:16+00:00

She kept all her monies wrapped in butcher paper and stuffed up her area and when she would arrive for a show she would demand her payment for the performance in advance, take it, pull the bankroll out of her snatch, add her day's wages, roll it back up, and re-keister it!

BanditMcFuklebuck · 2024-02-14T17:30:29+00:00

scrolling

BanditMcFuklebuck · 2024-02-12T02:03:20+00:00

I was an avid reader after the overturn of roe v wade because I wanted to keep an eye on woman's perspective and I thought there would be lots of well articulated rage-ful arguments. It's just a bunch of women whining about men harassing them....Oh and the thing that got me to tune out was that a lot of the women kept saying things like ....and I know all you men are lurking here. They're playing their histrionics up for implicit male attention seems like to me....

BanditMcFuklebuck · 2024-01-29T15:26:26+00:00

ain't the mona lisa behind glass?

BanditMcFuklebuck · 2024-01-24T19:41:50+00:00

hate atomic explosion footage because you have no idea of the scale....case in point: one of these explosions is 3 kilotons, which is about the scale of the Beirut munitions and fertilizer explosion from a few years back. I think it's actually closer to 1-2 k estimated yield, but that fucking thing looks huge because it's in the context of all those buildings and ships and the harbor and everything. This 3 kiloton explosion looks tiny, because the camera is so far off and flat with nothing to compare it to but the desert floor, but in reality it's a fucking huge explosion too!

BanditMcFuklebuck · 2024-01-07T22:37:33+00:00

BanditMcFuklebuck · 2024-01-07T22:35:37+00:00

Whenever I play AmongUs I always tell my fellow players to read this book!

BanditMcFuklebuck · 2023-12-29T22:24:10+00:00

yeah they don't give a shit about any of that garbage they moan about. That's all virtue signaling. Honestly with how fat and well fed and comfortable everyone in the West is, I view with suspicion any time lefty loonies get all worked up about something....it's sad theater, bad comedy....

BanditMcFuklebuck · 2023-12-29T22:22:13+00:00

I figured it out, O-bummer was our frist black pres, and joe budden is our frist white trash pres!

BanditMcFuklebuck · 2023-12-28T09:34:09+00:00

BanditMcFuklebuck · 2023-12-27T23:58:24+00:00

These are like the people you see driving around by themselves in their cars with their masks on....LOVE IT!

BanditMcFuklebuck · 2023-12-19T20:15:43+00:00

incel mentality. Pathetic mewling about how great they are and how much attention they deserve. Gives any personality a bad smell honestly....

BanditMcFuklebuck · 2023-12-11T09:40:43+00:00

To be president, you have to be tall and handsome and charismatic and get girls and be good at sports and not live in your parents basement and have graduated from an ivy league college and have the respect and admiration of your peers and be confident and articulate and outgoing and....and....and.....um so no....

BanditMcFuklebuck · 2023-12-08T22:47:43+00:00

fren

BanditMcFuklebuck · 2023-12-01T22:53:14+00:00

Hurray! I'm glad he's better!

BanditMcFuklebuck · 2023-11-29T23:04:02+00:00

Geez Whoopie was ugly like this but it was never an issue because she was so funny and talented. And she had the good sense to keep her love life, sonething no member of the public would want to know anything about, to herself....

BanditMcFuklebuck · 2023-11-28T03:14:08+00:00

Like....80 percent of the papers humanity writes aren't cited. Well I wrote a paper in communtitty collidge about the electron microscope and it was never cited so that number is probably a little bit higher 🤔