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[–]notafed 10 insightful - 2 fun10 insightful - 1 fun11 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

What a shame. She was a very pretty woman.

[–]SMCAB 6 insightful - 7 fun6 insightful - 6 fun7 insightful - 7 fun -  (1 child)

I wonder how Mr. Lahey feels about his daughter mangling her tits for attention?

[–]hfxB0oyA 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I'm pretty sure he died before he had to witness that abomination. Her actual parents are very much alive, however. Poor sods.

[–]clownworlddropout 8 insightful - 2 fun8 insightful - 1 fun9 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

She looks like death.

[–]UncleWillard56 6 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 1 fun7 insightful - 2 fun -  (9 children)

She's really moving up in the world. When do you realize this was not an improvement and I want to be pretty again?

[–]Musky[S] 9 insightful - 2 fun9 insightful - 1 fun10 insightful - 2 fun -  (8 children)

She's all up in the news, her PR team is really trying to sell her. The latest thing is about being groomed, then there's stuff about her sex life, her getting shingles in Inception. It's all stuff from her book, *Pageboy," which I'm guessing didn't have great sales, and now they're feeding these stories to "news organizations." And just a few hours ago it came out her production company is co-financing some Canadian movie about "love, identity and family."

I'm purely speculating, but when you have to pay to be in your own movie instead of being paid for it, I think that might be a bit of a signal for her that all is not well with her life choices.

But she can't reverse what she did if she wanted to. The testosterone took a toll, she's got huge scars from the mastectomy, her hair is probably receding and she already had a massive forehead... and there's nothing to work with for a boob job. She's always gonna look like a flat chested butch lez at this point.

[–]notafed 5 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Canadian movie

It'll be a b-movie at best. Straight to government-mandated cable TV that nobody will watch. But she'll still make money on it because she's so brave and the canadian government can't shit out dollars fast enough to support the "marginalized".

[–]Blackhalo 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

S(he) just pulled a Jussie. to promote a new book.

[–]hfxB0oyA 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

her book, *Pageboy," which I'm guessing didn't have great sales

I'm guessing you're right.

Released June 6th and it's already marked down. Brutal.

[–]UncleWillard56 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

Who would seriously cast her as a man in any movie? The only people who would are trying to either virtue signal or get publicity from controversy (while calling anyone who criticizes it or her as a bigot - the Hollywood Shuffle).

[–]Blackhalo 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Folks who would consider that a good thing, don't buy movie tickets.

[–]UncleWillard56 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Honestly, I don't either. I much prefer to wait and watch at home than in a dark room with a bunch of strangers who just can't put their phones down long enough to watch a movie.

[–]Musky[S] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

She's small, maybe she could play a child with that reverse aging disease 😂

[–]UncleWillard56 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Benjamin's Button.

[–]LordBeetusRises 6 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 1 fun7 insightful - 2 fun -  (5 children)

She was actually pretty too. Now, I bet she gets zero bitches OR dudes. Who is she?

[–]Musky[S] 6 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 1 fun7 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

That is Elliot Page, formerly Ellen Page. She is probably best known for her roles in Trailer Park Boys, Juno, Inception, a couple X-Men movies, and Umbrella Academy.

[–]LordBeetusRises 7 insightful - 2 fun7 insightful - 1 fun8 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

Thanks for the clarification. I've seen everything you just mentioned and still don't recognize her. I can only imagine some messed up shit happened to her if she decided to ruin herself like that. Or drugs. I bet it's drugs. Opioids if I really had to bet.

[–]LordoftheFlies 7 insightful - 2 fun7 insightful - 1 fun8 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I've seen everything you just mentioned and still don't recognize her.

In Juno, she was the preggo. In the X-Men movies, she was Kitty Pryde (Shadowcat).

[–]ActuallyNot 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I've seen everything you just mentioned and still don't recognize her.

In Juno Page was the lead. In Umbrella Academy, he was the one that underwent a gender transition simultaneously with the actor.

Medium hard to miss in those two cases.

[–]Blackhalo 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

She was in Umbrella Academy too.

[–]LtGreenCo 5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

This looks like a shot from one of those before-after clickthrough articles about celebrities who have gone off the deep end.

[–]BISH 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

What?

Musky.
Bro. I'm concerned...
You should not be drinking Bud Light.

[–]Musky[S] 4 insightful - 5 fun4 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

I would totally drink that beer if I could get a case for $1.50. I used to drink it as a teenager cause that's what teenagers did back then. Guess not no more!

But that's just because I appreciate frugality. It is truly awful diarrhea inducing beer.

[–]JasonCarswell 3 insightful - 5 fun3 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 5 fun -  (2 children)

Now she can age gracefully without ever being an ugly old woman.

[–]Musky[S] 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

She who makes a beast of herself gets rid of the pain of being a woman.

[–]AmWomanDontCallMeBro 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Hey you just give me an idea for how to deal with life after I hit menopause!

[–]geoferdy 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Such a horrible tragic loss.

[–]BanditMcFuklebuck 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

This fuckin' ignorant thing.

[–]TheMaharishi 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Brainwashing is a hell of a drug.

[–]Pannuba 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Still would.