Would you pay to hunt a person on death row for murder?

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Im just out here fantasizing about what im gonna do after i win the 600 mill lotto tonight.

Go buy tickets, and answer the above question.

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[–]Canbot 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

No. I have better things to do with my time.

[–]IkeConn 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

The US Army paid me to hunt people.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Are you a vet?

[–]Mcheetah 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

You guys are paying for it?

[–]fschmidt 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (6 children)

No, most people guilty of murder have done a public service. But don't ask me to explain because that would violate SaitIt rules.

[–]grassfed 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Americans scream the Soviet Union was a huge success and the government should ban styrofoam because customers would be happy to return to restaurants and return their ceramic plates after they use the drive-thru and finish their meals.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

Sociopath

[–]fschmidt 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

With Vulptex gone, maybe I can respond.

Is it sociopathic to kill cockroaches? Killing pests is a public service. And modern scum (members of depraved modern culture) are pests. It would be sociopathic to kill decent people, but there are very few of those these days.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Yes, it is sociopathic to consider your brothers and sisters in this world as scum and pests. Perhaps people like you, who have no kindness in your soul, are the real scourge.

[–]fschmidt 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

They aren't my brothers and sisters. They may be related to me, but so are cockroaches.

God, in the Old Testament, had the sense to exterminate various groups of human scum.

I have plenty of kindness in my soul, but only for people who aren't scum.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Not only a sociopath, but delusional.

[–]xoenix 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

No that would be stupid because they're more experienced at murder than I am.

[–]Mcheetah 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

You only need to kill something once. Experience is irrelevant.

[–]BanditMcFuklebuck 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

No

[–]grassfed 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Americans scream the Soviet Union was a huge success and the government should ban styrofoam because customers would be happy to return to restaurants and return their ceramic plates after they use the drive-thru and finish their meals.

[–]NastyWetSmear 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (7 children)

I'm not gonna waste any money on lotto, but I'm told there are places you can pay to kill a person without them being on death row.

[–]IMissPorn 5 insightful - 5 fun5 insightful - 4 fun6 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

Heck, there are places where they'll pay you. One drawback, in many cases the people you're hunting will also have guns.

[–]Mcheetah 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

Are you referring to the military, China, or Epstein Island? ...Or all of the above?

[–]NastyWetSmear 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

I keep telling you, I'm not giving you the names and addresses of the people! If you want to kill someone for sport, you'll have to figure it out on your own!!

Jokes aside, last time this came up it was actually several, poor, South American places you could go where fathers with families would let themselves be hunted because a couple thousand dollars from any country with a functioning economy would take care of their family for life. Given how economies fluctuate, that might have changed.

I thought Epstein was known for producing children, not hunting them?... Man, you could really get everything except Domino's pizza there, eh?

[–]Mcheetah 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Hillary set up an exclusivity deal with Comet Ping Pong as the sole pizza provider for Jeffrey Epstein. "Two birds, one stone," you know? Although Papa John's came REAL close to closing that deal! When he lost the contract, he turned to the Trump Side out of frustration.

[–]NastyWetSmear 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Well blow me down. They DID have pizza... I could have gone after all.
I mean, expect for the horrendous acts of slavery and cruelty. Aside from that, a private island where you can still get pizza sounds neat.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

I wont kill an innocent. Maybe politicians. It why id never make it as a serial killer. Id have to kmow they had dont something unforgivable.

[–]NastyWetSmear 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Uh huh, you're the hero we need or whatever.

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