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Tattoos should actually make you more employable because it shows you can sit in place for hours while tiny needles are jammed into your skin and that’s what every corporate meeting I’ve ever been in has felt like. @bananabeltbetty

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"Poor Kids Are Just as Bright as White Kids" - Joe Biden

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"Biden, to me, is like taking a flashlight with a dying battery and going for a long walk in the woods." - Joe Rogan

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A Society That Has More Justice Is A Society That Needs Less Charity - Ralph Nader

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Some poor, phoneless fool is probably sitting next to a waterfall somewhere totally unaware of how angry and scared he's supposed to be. - Duncan Trussel

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"To anger a conservative lie to him. To anger a liberal, tell him the truth." Teddy Roosevelt

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"Women have always been the primary victims of war. Women lose their husbands, their fathers, their sons in combat." Hillary Clinton

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"If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito in the room." - Dalai Lama

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"It’s easy to be a communist in a free country. But try being free in a communist country." - Aubrey Huff

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"Why is there so much effort being put into trying to find intelligent life on other planets, when there is a serious question about how much intelligent life there is here?" - Thomas Sowell

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1999: there are millions of websites all hyperlinked together. 2019: there are four websites, each filled with screenshots of the other three. @badnetworker

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“If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.” ― George Bernard Shaw

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Here’s James Woods from Twitter yesterday: “This much is certain after all this rioting: in two weeks we’re either going to have a shitload of sick Democrats, or we’re going to realize COVID-19 was not what Democrats said it was.”

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Diapers and politicians should be changed often, and for the same reason. -Mark Twain

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"Anime is a prime example of why two nukes just wasn't enough." -- New Hampshire Democrat State Rep., Nick Levasseur

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"A bore is someone who deprives you of solitude without providing you with company." - Oscar Wilde

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“The problem with the world is that the intelligent people are full of doubt, while the stupid people are full of confidence.” -Bertrand Russell

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Milton Friedman: "Nothing is so permanent as a temporary government program."

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"Never tell your problems to everyone. 80% don't care and the other 20% are glad you have them" - Pablo Escobar

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“Political correctness has grown to become the unhappiest religion in the world." Nick Cave

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“If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you do read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.” Mark Twain

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You never realize how much you use the internet until you go through your search history for 20 minutes looking for something from yesterday. @rShowerThoughts

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"The problem is not people being uneducated. The problem is that people are educated just enough to believe what they have been taught, and not educated enough to question anything from what they have been taught." - Richard Feynman

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"There's this idea that somehow smoking pot makes you lazy but I really believe that it's just lazy people love to smoke pot." -- David Bienenstock, High Times Editor

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"Watching the news is the mental equivalent of smoking cigarettes." Ed Latimore

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"We have put together, I think, the most extensive and inclusive voter fraud organization in the history of American politics," - Joe Biden

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I have a very strict gun control policy: if there's a gun around, I want to be in control of it. Clint Eastwood

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"Dying societies accumulate laws like dying men accumulate remedies." - Nicolás Gómez Dávila

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"If you want help, help yourself -- people like to see that." - Chris Rock

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Blexit

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"It is simply no longer possible to believe much of the clinical research that is published ..." Marcia Angell

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"The problem isn't a lack of money, food, water or land. The problem is that you've given control of these things to a group of greedy psychopaths..." Bill Hicks

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"The only reason that Jews are in pornography is that we think that Christ sucks. Catholicism sucks. We don't believe in authoritarianism." - Al Goldstein

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"I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious." - Michael G Scott

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"We hold these truths to be self-evident. That all men and women are created by, go, you know, The Thing." - Joe Biden

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"Only a real low IQ population could take this beautiful continent, this magnificent american landscape, which looked pretty good, it was pristine, paradise... Have you seen it lately? Have you taken a good look at it recently? It's fuckin' embarrassing." George Carlin

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"Only in America can you be Pro-Death Penalty, Pro-War, Pro-Unmanned Drone Bombs, Pro-Nuclear Weapons, Pro-Guns, Pro-Torture, Pro-Land Mines, and still call yourself Pro-Life" John Fugelsang

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"Politics is just the entertainment division of the military-industrial complex." - Frank Zappa

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#Netflix aka #Pedoflix has lost over $9 billion in market value since the #CancelNetflix hashtag went viral over the show "Cuties" which depicts young girls, age 11 being sexualized among other things. Good. @alexpoucher

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"Goyim (non-jews) were born only to serve us. Without that, they have no place in the world – only to serve the People of Israel." - Ovadia Yosef, Israeli rabbi

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If Freedom of Speech is Taken Away, then Dumb and Silent we may be led, like Sheep to the Slaughter - George Washington

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"I do not believe making money in order to consume goods is mankind's sole purpose on this planet. If you're wondering what I believe our purpose on this planet is, I'll give you a hint... it has to do with Creating and Sharing." Bill Hicks

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"Trying to be happy by accumulating possessions is like trying to satisfy hunger by taping sandwiches all over your body." - George Carlin

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If any man's money can be taken by a so-called government without his own personal consent, all his other rights are taken with it; for with his money the government can and will hire soldiers to stand over him compel him to submit to its arbitrary will and kill him if he resists. - Lysander Spooner

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“We have put together the most extensive and inclusive voter fraud organization in the history of American politics" - Biden

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“The man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the man who reads nothing but newspapers.” ― Thomas Jefferson

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"You runnin around here talkin bout I'm with the Democratic Party... I'm with the Republican Party... Fool you're not even invited to the party!" Khalid Abdul Muhammad

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"Liberty is meaningless where the right to utter one's thoughts and opinions has ceased to exist. That, of all rights, is the dread of tyrants. It is the right which they first of all strike down." Frederick Douglass

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"Capitalism is the astounding belief that the most wickedest of men will do the most wickedest of things for the greatest good of everyone." John Maynard Keynes

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“Please watch out for each other and love and forgive everybody. It's a good life, enjoy it.” Jim Henson

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"Ever notice that anyone going slower than you is an idiot..." George Carlin

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"I love it when people try to dismiss me or anybody as a Conspiracy Theorist, actually it's a tremendous compliment, because what they're actually saying is: We haven't done the research, we don't know, and actually it's much more comfortable for us not to know, so please don't tell us." Ian Crane

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"The fact that jellyfish have survived for 650 million years despite not having brains gives hope to many people" - Willie Soon

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"It's time to come into the light and, in the grand tradition of civil disobedience, declare our opposition to this private theft of public culture..." Aaron Swartz

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A government which does not trust its citizens to be armed is not itself to be trusted. Niccolo Machiavelli

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"We came, we saw, he died" Hillary Clinton

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"Socialists don't like ordinary people choosing, for they might not choose Socialism." - Margaret Thatcher

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“Any community that gets its laughs by pretending to be idiots will eventually be flooded by actual idiots who mistakenly believe that they're in good company.” - René Descartes

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"Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedies." Groucho Marx

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"Capitalism has destroyed our belief in any effective power but that of self interest backed by force." George Bernard Shaw

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"Bipartisan Usually Means That A Larger than Usual Deception Is Being Carried Out" --George Carlin

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“If the words 'life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness' don't include the right to experiment with your own consciousness, then the Declaration of Independence isn't worth the hemp it was written on.” Terence McKenna

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Long term effects of too much information

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"If they took all the Drugs, Nicotine, Alcohol, and Caffeine off the market for six days..." Dick Gregory

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"We will know our disinformation program is complete when everything the American public believes is false" - William Casey CIA Director 1981

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"I don't want a nation of thinkers. I want a nation of workers." - John D. Rockefeller

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" The problem with the world is that the intelligent people are full of doubts, while the stupid ones are full of confidence. " ~ Charles Bukowski, sort of

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"Vote all you want ... the secret government won’t change." Ron Paul

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"America is the only country with a media that refuses to analyze the news and draw conclusions. There is no memory, no analysis, no context, no conclusions, no opinions, no humanity at all. People are abandoning Big Media because it sucks" - Aaron Swartz

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"The greatest tragedy in mankind's entire history may be the hijacking of morality by religion." -- Arthur C. Clarke

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"Rednecks, Hippies, Misfits... We're All The Same..." Willie Nelson

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"Bobby, I didn't think I'd ever need to tell you this, but, I would be a bad parent if I didn't. Soccer was invented by European ladies to keep them busy while their husbands did the cooking." -- Hank Hill, King of the Hill (Fox)

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"The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it." Terry Pratchett

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"If they took all the Drugs, Nicotine, Alcohol, and Caffeine off the market for six days, they'd have to bring out the tanks to control you." Dick Gregory

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"Never be deceived that the rich will allow you to vote away their wealth" Lucy Parsons

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"The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money" -- Margaret Thatcher

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Nothing can now be believed which is seen in a newspaper. Truth itself becomes suspicious by being put into that polluted vehicle. — Thomas Jefferson, 1807

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Some solid Dick

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"Try to live together peacefully..." George Carlin

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"It's easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled." Mark Twain

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“It takes a fearless, unflinching love and deep humility to accept the universe as it is. The most effective way we know to accomplish that, the most powerful tool at our disposal, is The Scientific Method, which over time winnows out deception...” Ann Druyan

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"Ninety-nine percent of the world's lovers are not with their first choice. That's what makes the jukebox play." Willie Nelson

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“How inappropriate to call this planet Earth, when it is clearly Ocean.” - Arthur C. Clarke

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" There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics. "

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"I would have never agreed to the formation of the Central Intelligence Agency back in '47, if I had known it would become the American Gestapo." Harry Truman, 1961

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"Alcohol is a poison, harmful to the soul and body, therefore it is a great sin to drink alcohol and to offer it to others, and it is an even greater sin to produce and sell this poison" Tolstoy

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“If you want a picture of the future , imagine a boot stamping on a human face…forever. The moral to be drawn from this dangerous nightmare situation is a simple one: Don’t let it happen. It depends on you.” George Orwell

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"The two big mistakes were the belief in a sky god -- that there's a man in the sky with 10 things he doesn't want you to do and you'll burn for a long time if you do them -- and private property, which I think is at the core of our failure as a species." George Carlin

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"Our greatest struggle would come in 2010 as we tried to bring the 1st Amendment to the United States” Julian Assange

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“If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they do not want to hear.” ― George Orwell

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"If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to." - Dorothy Parker

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"It is the absolute right of the State to supervise the formation of public opinion. -- Joseph Goebbels. Who knew Goebbels was woke?

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“There is nothing more painful to me at this stage in my life than to walk down the street and hear footsteps... then turn around and see somebody white and feel relieved.” Jesse Jackson

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"Concentrated power has always been the enemy of liberty." ~ Ronald Reagan

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The designer of the gun had clearly not been instructed to beat about the bush. "Make it evil," he'd been told.

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"Critics are men who watch a battle from a high place then come down and shoot the survivors." - Hemmingway

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“I consider it completely unimportant who in the party will vote, or how; but what is extraordinarily important is this—who will count the votes, and how." Joseph Stalin - Chapter 5: "Memoirs of Stalin's Former Secretary," published in 1980, Paris

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"Amateurs practice until they can get it right. Professionals practice until they can not get it wrong."

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"You die and you're like, "Hey god.." Louis C.K.

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