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Tattoos should actually make you more employable because it shows you can sit in place for hours while tiny needles are jammed into your skin and that’s what every corporate meeting I’ve ever been in has felt like. @bananabeltbetty

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“Your assumptions are your windows on the world. Scrub them off every once in a while, or the light won’t come in.“ Isaac Asimov

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"Poor Kids Are Just as Bright as White Kids" - Joe Biden

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"Biden, to me, is like taking a flashlight with a dying battery and going for a long walk in the woods." - Joe Rogan

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A Society That Has More Justice Is A Society That Needs Less Charity - Ralph Nader

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Some poor, phoneless fool is probably sitting next to a waterfall somewhere totally unaware of how angry and scared he's supposed to be. - Duncan Trussel

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"To anger a conservative lie to him. To anger a liberal, tell him the truth." Teddy Roosevelt

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Due to reports that laughter is the best medicine, the FDA has banned all laughter until further studies can be conducted.

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"The United States is also a one-party state, but with typical American extravagance, they have two of them." - Julius Nyerere

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"Women have always been the primary victims of war. Women lose their husbands, their fathers, their sons in combat." Hillary Clinton

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"If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito in the room." - Dalai Lama

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"It’s easy to be a communist in a free country. But try being free in a communist country." - Aubrey Huff

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"Why is there so much effort being put into trying to find intelligent life on other planets, when there is a serious question about how much intelligent life there is here?" - Thomas Sowell

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If they’re Black it’s a gang. If they’re Italian it’s a mob. But if they’re Jewish it’s a coincidence and you should never speak about it. - Dave Chappelle

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1999: there are millions of websites all hyperlinked together. 2019: there are four websites, each filled with screenshots of the other three. @badnetworker

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“If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.” ― George Bernard Shaw

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Here’s James Woods from Twitter yesterday: “This much is certain after all this rioting: in two weeks we’re either going to have a shitload of sick Democrats, or we’re going to realize COVID-19 was not what Democrats said it was.”

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"Everyone appreciates your honesty, until you're honest with them. Then you're an asshole." George Carlin

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"This country was built on gangs. This country is still running on gangs. Republicans. Democrats, The Police Department, FBI, CIA. Those are gangs." Tupac Shakur

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"Some poor phoneless fool is probably sitting next to a waterfall somewhere totally unaware of how angry and scared he's supposed to be." Duncan Trussell

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Diapers and politicians should be changed often, and for the same reason. -Mark Twain

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"Anime is a prime example of why two nukes just wasn't enough." -- New Hampshire Democrat State Rep., Nick Levasseur

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"A bore is someone who deprives you of solitude without providing you with company." - Oscar Wilde

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“What doesn't kill me, makes me stronger.” - Friedrich Nietzsche

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“The problem with the world is that the intelligent people are full of doubt, while the stupid people are full of confidence.” -Bertrand Russell

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Milton Friedman: "Nothing is so permanent as a temporary government program."

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"Never tell your problems to everyone. 80% don't care and the other 20% are glad you have them" - Pablo Escobar

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“Political correctness has grown to become the unhappiest religion in the world." Nick Cave

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"Kyle Rittenhouse is starting to sue all the celebrities and “news” stations for all the lies they spread and it makes me happy." -- Kevin Sorbo

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“If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you do read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.” Mark Twain

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You never realize how much you use the internet until you go through your search history for 20 minutes looking for something from yesterday. @rShowerThoughts

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"The problem is not people being uneducated. The problem is that people are educated just enough to believe what they have been taught, and not educated enough to question anything from what they have been taught." - Richard Feynman

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"There's this idea that somehow smoking pot makes you lazy but I really believe that it's just lazy people love to smoke pot." -- David Bienenstock, High Times Editor

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"Watching the news is the mental equivalent of smoking cigarettes." Ed Latimore

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"Nazism (national Socialism) and communism (international socialism) were but two sides of the same coin." - Margaret Thatcher

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"Life is a sexually transmitted disease that no one survives." - Jason Carswell

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"We have put together, I think, the most extensive and inclusive voter fraud organization in the history of American politics," - Joe Biden

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I have a very strict gun control policy: if there's a gun around, I want to be in control of it. Clint Eastwood

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"Dying societies accumulate laws like dying men accumulate remedies." - Nicolás Gómez Dávila

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"If you want help, help yourself -- people like to see that." - Chris Rock

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"I'm not cis" - Elon Musk

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“I have certain rules I live by. My first rule: I don’t believe anything the government tells me.” George Carlin

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Blexit

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"It is simply no longer possible to believe much of the clinical research that is published ..." Marcia Angell

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"The problem isn't a lack of money, food, water or land. The problem is that you've given control of these things to a group of greedy psychopaths..." Bill Hicks

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"The only reason that Jews are in pornography is that we think that Christ sucks. Catholicism sucks. We don't believe in authoritarianism." - Al Goldstein

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"I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious." - Michael G Scott

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"We hold these truths to be self-evident. That all men and women are created by, go, you know, The Thing." - Joe Biden

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"Only a real low IQ population could take this beautiful continent, this magnificent american landscape, which looked pretty good, it was pristine, paradise... Have you seen it lately? Have you taken a good look at it recently? It's fuckin' embarrassing." George Carlin

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"Only in America can you be Pro-Death Penalty, Pro-War, Pro-Unmanned Drone Bombs, Pro-Nuclear Weapons, Pro-Guns, Pro-Torture, Pro-Land Mines, and still call yourself Pro-Life" John Fugelsang

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A Turkish Proverb.

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“The simple and terrifying reality, forbidden from discussion in America, was that despite spending $600 billion a year on the military... they were getting their asses kicked by illiterate peasants who made bombs out of manure and wood.” Michael Hastings

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"I think it (Roe v. Wade) went too far. I don't think that a woman has the sole right to say what should happen to her body." -- Joe Biden

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"FYI it’s not okay to be a grown adult at the end of the year 2021 and still believe Joe Biden is a good president." -- Caitlyn Johnstone

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"Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect." -- Mark Twain

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“Unlike CNN, NBC, CBS, ABC, FOX, AP, New York Times, Washington Post, Guardian... Wikileaks has never had to retract a published story because of false information.” Julian Assange

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"Politics is just the entertainment division of the military-industrial complex." - Frank Zappa

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#Netflix aka #Pedoflix has lost over $9 billion in market value since the #CancelNetflix hashtag went viral over the show "Cuties" which depicts young girls, age 11 being sexualized among other things. Good. @alexpoucher

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"You runnin around here talkin bout I'm with the Democratic Party... I'm with the Republican Party... Fool you're not even invited to the party!" Khalid Abdul Muhammad

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"Goyim (non-jews) were born only to serve us. Without that, they have no place in the world – only to serve the People of Israel." - Ovadia Yosef, Israeli rabbi

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If Freedom of Speech is Taken Away, then Dumb and Silent we may be led, like Sheep to the Slaughter - George Washington

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"I do not believe making money in order to consume goods is mankind's sole purpose on this planet. If you're wondering what I believe our purpose on this planet is, I'll give you a hint... it has to do with Creating and Sharing." Bill Hicks

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"Trying to be happy by accumulating possessions is like trying to satisfy hunger by taping sandwiches all over your body." - George Carlin

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"There are worse crimes than burning books. One of them is not reading them." Ray Bradbury

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"Group thinking is no thinking." - Aaron Russo

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"I have gotten more flak for being a conservative Republican than I have for being trans." — Caitlyn Jenner

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"Don't take criticism from people you would never go to for advice." - Morgan Freeman

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If any man's money can be taken by a so-called government without his own personal consent, all his other rights are taken with it; for with his money the government can and will hire soldiers to stand over him compel him to submit to its arbitrary will and kill him if he resists. - Lysander Spooner

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“We have put together the most extensive and inclusive voter fraud organization in the history of American politics" - Biden

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“The man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the man who reads nothing but newspapers.” ― Thomas Jefferson

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"Liberty is meaningless where the right to utter one's thoughts and opinions has ceased to exist. That, of all rights, is the dread of tyrants. It is the right which they first of all strike down." Frederick Douglass

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"Capitalism is the astounding belief that the most wickedest of men will do the most wickedest of things for the greatest good of everyone." John Maynard Keynes

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“Please watch out for each other and love and forgive everybody. It's a good life, enjoy it.” Jim Henson

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"Ever notice that anyone going slower than you is an idiot..." George Carlin

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"If only it were as easy to banish hunger by rubbing my belly." - Ancient Greek Philosopher Diogenes on the indecency of his masturbating in public

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"I think all children should have three hours a day of daydreaming. Just daydreaming. You could use a little bit yourself. Just sit at the window, stare at the clouds. It's good for you." George Carlin

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"Every time we witness an injustice and do not act, we train our character to be passive in its presence and thereby eventually lose all ability do defend ourselves and those we love." -Julian Assange

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“If you try and take a cat apart to see how it works, the first thing you have on your hands is a non-working cat." - Douglas Adams

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"“Experts” told you if you complied with lockdowns, censorship, masks and vaccinations—life would return to normal. “Conspiracy theorists” told you Covid was never going to end, and governments would use it to usher in a totalitarian new world order. Who do you believe now?" -- Candace Owens

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"When your time comes to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song, and die like a hero going home." Tecumseh, Shawnee Chief

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“ I have certain rules I live by. My first rule: I don’t believe anything the government tells me. ” ~ George Carlin.

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"Innumerable suns exist. Innumerable earths revolve around these suns in a manner similar to the way the planets revolve around our sun. Living beings inhabit these worlds." Giordano Bruno (1548-1600) Burned At The Stake For Heresy

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"There are essentially only two drugs that Western civilization tolerates: Caffeine from Monday to Friday to energize you enough to make you a productive member of society, and alcohol from Friday to Monday to keep you too stupid to figure out the prison that you are living in." - Bill Hicks

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"I love it when people try to dismiss me or anybody as a Conspiracy Theorist, actually it's a tremendous compliment, because what they're actually saying is: We haven't done the research, we don't know, and actually it's much more comfortable for us not to know, so please don't tell us." Ian Crane

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"The fact that jellyfish have survived for 650 million years despite not having brains gives hope to many people" - Willie Soon

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"America is the only country with a media that refuses to analyze the news and draw conclusions. There is no memory, no analysis, no context, no conclusions, no opinions, no humanity at all. People are abandoning Big Media because it sucks" - Aaron Swartz

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"It's time to come into the light and, in the grand tradition of civil disobedience, declare our opposition to this private theft of public culture..." Aaron Swartz

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A government which does not trust its citizens to be armed is not itself to be trusted. Niccolo Machiavelli

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"We came, we saw, he died" Hillary Clinton

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"Socialists don't like ordinary people choosing, for they might not choose Socialism." - Margaret Thatcher

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“Any community that gets its laughs by pretending to be idiots will eventually be flooded by actual idiots who mistakenly believe that they're in good company.” - René Descartes

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"Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedies." Groucho Marx

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"Capitalism has destroyed our belief in any effective power but that of self interest backed by force." George Bernard Shaw

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"Bipartisan Usually Means That A Larger than Usual Deception Is Being Carried Out" --George Carlin

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“If the words 'life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness' don't include the right to experiment with your own consciousness, then the Declaration of Independence isn't worth the hemp it was written on.” Terence McKenna

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Long term effects of too much information

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"If they took all the Drugs, Nicotine, Alcohol, and Caffeine off the market for six days..." Dick Gregory

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"To ban guns because criminals use them is to tell the law abiding that their rights and liberties depend not on their own conduct, but in the conduct of the guilty and the lawless." - Lysander Spooner

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"It is a fact today that one in ten thousand of us can make a technological breakthrough capable of supporting all the rest. We keep inventing jobs because of this false idea that everybody has to be employed at some kind of drudgery..." Buckminster Fuller (1895-1983)

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"Shortly, the public will be unable to reason or think for themselves. They'll only be able to parrot the information they've been given on the previous night's news." Zbigniew Brzezinski 1972

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