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When it becomes serious, you have to lie. Jean-Claude Juncker

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Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps. — Emo Philips

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Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. Steve Wozniak

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"Comfort cannot be combined with simplicity. And when life is no longer simple, it loses both beauty and joy.'' - Sven Yrvind

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So, let me get this straight. You live in your momma’s basement, but you got a Coach purse. Here’s what’s going to happen - you cannot avoid life, it’s coming for your butt. Momma can’t protect you. Dave Ramsey

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Who said these quotes about Communism/Catholic Church? Any links?

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" One of the saddest lessons of history is this: If we've been bamboozled long enough, we tend to reject any evidence of the bamboozle. We're no longer interested in finding out the truth... " ~ Carl Sagan

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You will not be able to recognize the Catholic Church... Lenin

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"Any stupid boy can crush a bug. But all the professors in the world can't make one."(Arthur Schopenhauer)

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"I have learned to live my life one step, one breath and one moment at a time, but it was a long road. I set out on a journey of love, seeking truth, peace and understanding. I am still learning." (Muhammad Ali)

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" I would rather have questions that can't be answered than answers that can't be questioned. " ~ Richard Feynman, unverified

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"Nazism (national Socialism) and communism (international socialism) were but two sides of the same coin." - Margaret Thatcher

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"Socialism is no more an evil word than Christianity" Kurt Vonnegut

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"Science is a method for asking awkward questions and subjecting them to a reality-check" Terry Pratchett

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"Was die Erfahrung aber und die Geschichte lehren, ist dieses, daß Völker und Regierungen niemals etwas aus der Geschichte gelernt und nach Lehren, die aus derselben zu ziehen gewesen wären, gehandelt haben." - Georg Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel

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"I'm not cis" - Elon Musk

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Jewish control of the major media in the media age...

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"Everyone appreciates your honesty, until you're honest with them. Then you're an asshole." George Carlin

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I like people who buck the system. Individualists. I often warn people: "Somewhere along the way, someone is going to tell you, 'There is no "I" in team.' What you should tell them is, 'Maybe not. But there is an "I" in independence, individuality and integrity.'" ~ George Carlin

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"There are worse crimes than burning books. One of them is not reading them." Ray Bradbury

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Punishments

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"Bill, it was just, you know, a taking over of democracy by a totalitarian government. Let it go!" - Bill Hicks on the JFK assassination

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"If you can't get laid before college it's over buddy boyo" - Decline

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I hope my last words are as cool

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Linus Torvalds: "Any time you push your idea as a superior ideology, you're going to be wrong"

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"Hope is not a strategy." - various

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" There have been nearly 3000 Gods so far but only yours actually exists. The others are silly made up nonsense. But not yours. Yours is real. " ~ Ricky Gervais

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"It's not your life, it's life. Life is bigger than you. Life isn't something that you possess, it's something that you take part in and you witness." Louis C.K.

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" Hollywood amuses me. Holier-than-thou for the public and unholier-than-the-devil in reality. " ~ Grace Kelly, unsourced

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"People think you are crazy if you talk about things they don't understand" Elvis Presley

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"If the freedom of speech is taken away then dumb and silent we may be led, like sheep to the slaughter." George Washington

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If you're low IQ it's over buddy boyo - Rick Sanchez

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"Yes, there’s freedom of speech, but we don’t want foreign authors here, spouting alien ideologies, do we? The pretexts change from year to year, but the result remains the same: concentrating more power in fewer hands and suppressing diversity of opinion..." Carl Sagan

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Science

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What was Woodrow Wilson talking about?

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Want to make a fast $1k?

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"Science, the only true magic." - Dexter (Dexter's Laboratory)

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If they’re Black it’s a gang. If they’re Italian it’s a mob. But if they’re Jewish it’s a coincidence and you should never speak about it. - Dave Chappelle

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"Vox Populi, Vox Dei" - Elon Musk

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" The truth is like a lion. You don't have to defend it. Let it loose. It will defend itself. " ~ Saint Augustine, misattributed

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"It is a fact today that one in ten thousand of us can make a technological breakthrough capable of supporting all the rest. We keep inventing jobs because of this false idea that everybody has to be employed at some kind of drudgery..." Buckminster Fuller (1895-1983)

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"Better the hard truth, I say, than the comforting fantasy." Carl Sagan

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“When people see some things as beautiful, other things become ugly. When people see some things as good, other things become bad.”(Lao Tze)

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"Reclaim your mind and get it out of the hands of the cultural engineers who want to turn you into a half-baked moron consuming all this trash that's being manufactured out of the bones of a dying world" Terence McKenna

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Show me a man or a woman alone and I'll show you a saint. Give me two and they'll fall in love. Give me three and they'll invent the charming thing we call 'society'.

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“It is getting to the point where the mark of international distinction and service to humanity is no longer the Nobel Peace Prize, but an espionage indictment from the US Department of Justice” Julian Assange 2013

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“You won’t cheat me, will you? You’ll stay with me, help me? Then we can be together the way we were before. We belong to each other now, for better or for worse. Like love, only real.” – Frank the Monster

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"The most dangerous man to any government is the man who is able to think things out... without regard to the prevailing superstitions and taboos. Almost inevitably he comes to the conclusion that the government he lives under is dishonest, insane, intolerable." - H. L. Mencken

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"Every person, from morning till evening, is making invisible forms in space by what he says. He is creating invisible vibrations around him, and so he is creating an atmosphere." Hazrat Inayat Khan - The Mysticism of Sound and Music

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"Every time you praise something, every time you appreciate something, every time you feel good about something, you are telling the Universe, More of this, please. More of this, please." Abraham Hicks

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Learn how to see. Realize that everything connects to everything else. ~ Leonardo da Vinci, most likely misattributed.

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"A nation that is afraid to let its people judge the truth and falsehood in an open market is a nation that is afraid of its people.” – John F. Kennedy, February 26, 1962.

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All through my life I've had this strange unaccountable feeling that something was going on in the world, something big, even sinister, and no one would tell me what it was." "No," said the old man, "that's just perfectly normal paranoia. Everyone in the Universe has that." ― Douglas Adams

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“Many people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so.” Bertrand Russell

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METAQUOTES: Quotes about quoting by quotable Cleverati

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" The task of the real intellectual consists of analyzing illusions in order to discover their causes. " ~ Arthur Miller (WikiQuote of the day)

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" Tolerance will reach such a level that intelligent people will be banned from thinking so as not to offend the imbeciles. " ~ Fyodor Mikhailovich Dostoevsky (unverified, according to a meme)

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"Shortly, the public will be unable to reason or think for themselves. They'll only be able to parrot the information they've been given on the previous night's news." Zbigniew Brzezinski 1972

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"To be an enemy of America can be dangerous, but to be a friend is fatal." (Henry Kissinger)

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"We want to be a nation of good neighbors." (Willy Brandt, 1969)

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"These engineered human beings may be happy in such a society, but they most certainly will not be free. They will have been reduced to the status of domestic animals." Ted Kaczynski.

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"My unmatched perspicacity combined with my sheer indefatigability makes me a feared opponent in any realm of human endeavor" - Andrew Tate

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"The contrast between Judaism and Christianity is the difference between anxiety and love." - Slavoj Zizek

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“Manifest plainness, Embrace simplicity, Reduce selfishness, Have few desires.” (Lao Tzu)

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“The world was run by its bankers. The world was run by its investor class. The world was run by its manufacturers. The history of human destiny was money, the men who controlled it, & nothing more. Money, a measure of humiliation, was the only thing that mattered.” Jarett Kobek, I Hate the Internet

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Taken from Louise Perry

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Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming "Wow! What a Ride! - Dr. Thompson

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"The worst thing that can happen to a socialist is to have his country ruled by socialists who are not his friends." - Ludwig von Mises, Marxism Unmasked

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"The Nuclear Arms Race..." Carl Sagan

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“If Russia invades Ukraine, one way or another, Nord Stream 2 will not move forward.”- Victoria Nuland on January 27th, 2022.

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"If you want to understand a society, take a good look at the drugs it uses. And what can this tell you about American culture? Well, look at the drugs we use. Except for pharmaceutical poison, there are essentially only two drugs that Western civilization tolerates:...

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" The reason so many people misunderstand so many issues, is not that these issues are so complex, but... " ~ Thomas Sowell

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" The very same people who say that government has no right to interfere with sexual activity between consenting adults believe that the government has every right to interfere with economic activity between consenting adults. " ~ Thomas Sowell

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"I was on a plane once, and I flew first class because I had a thing… I fly first class. Who cares? That’s the way it is. I’m not like you. I’m not. I’m not. All the things you do, I do a better version of all those things." -- Louis CK

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"People do not seem to realize that their opinion of the world is also a confession of character." Ralph Waldo Emerson

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"With stupidity, even gods struggle in vain." (Friedrich Schiller, Die Jungfrau Von Orleans)

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Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been. - Mark Twain

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Britney Grinder is serving nine years for possession of weed. She should just start waving her gay flag to get out of jail.

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Psalm 1:1

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"No one knows what they can really do until they try." (unknown)

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"Those who do not miss the Soviet Union have no heart. Anyone who wants it back has no brain." (Wladimir Putin)

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"No one is more of a slave than he who thinks he is free without being so." (Johann Wolfgang von Goethe)

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"When we can't think for ourselves, we can always quote." (Ludwig Wittgenstein)

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"There are no desperate situations, there are only desperate people." (Heinz Guderian)

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One cannot and must not try to erase the past merely because it does not fit the present. Golda Meir

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There is no stability in Europe without Russia's participation and involvement. And I know very well that Russia will not remain as weak as it is at the moment. In principle, we can do anything we want now, Russia cannot stop it, it is too weak. But I warn against humiliating a great proud country.

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"There is nothing good unless you do it."(Erich Kästner)

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It is also in the interests of the tyrant to make his subjects poor ... the people are so occupied with their daily tasks that they have no time for plotting. Aristotle

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Evening Walk Quotes & Captions for Instagram

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[Repost] " Resistance to tyranny is obedience to God. " ~ misattributed to Thomas Jefferson • /s/quotes

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"There is no way to peace. Peace is the way"(Mahatma Gandi)

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“My attitude toward progress has passed from antagonism to boredom. I have long ceased to argue with people who prefer Thursday to Wednesday because it is Thursday.” - GK Chesterton

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The Best Quotes of Linus Torvalds

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“If there is any fixed star in our constitutional constellation, it is that no official, high or petty, can prescribe what shall be orthodox in politics, nationalism, religion, or other matters of opinion or force citizens to confess by word or act their faith therein.” (the US Supreme Court)

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“Men are from Earth. Women are from Earth. Get over it.” (George Carlin... the first)

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"Man usually first tries all the ways that don't work before he finally sees sense." (Harald Lesch)

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"Marx was not able to develop sociology of sex, because at that time sexology did not exist." - Wilhelm Reich

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Let us be grateful to the mirror for revealing to us our appearance only. Samuel Butler

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Lend yourself to others, but give yourself to yourself. Michel de Montaigne

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“There were things, which he stretched, but mainly he told the truth.” (Mark Twain, The Adventures Of Huckleberry Finn)

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