If they’re Black it’s a gang. If they’re Italian it’s a mob. But if they’re Jewish it’s a coincidence and you should never speak about it. - Dave Chappelle

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I spoke to a Jewish child last night. Seemed adorable.

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[–]BISH 5 insightful - 6 fun5 insightful - 5 fun6 insightful - 6 fun -  (1 child)

What if it's a Jewish group, but they claim they're white (aka Russian Mafia)?

[–]JasonCarswell 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

The Red Mafiya.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian_mafia

[–]Vulptex 6 insightful - 4 fun6 insightful - 3 fun7 insightful - 4 fun -  (5 children)

I'm pretty sure Jewish mobs were well-known back when mobs were a thing. Just not as prevalent as the Italian mafia for some reason.

[–][deleted] 12 insightful - 6 fun12 insightful - 5 fun13 insightful - 6 fun -  (3 children)

(((some reason)))

[–]Vulptex 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

If anything that means the Italians were stronger than the Jews.

[–]online_username 10 insightful - 3 fun10 insightful - 2 fun11 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

OR Italians didn't have powerful lobby groups and controlled the media, courts, and politicians to the point the illegal activities of some of them were ignored and eventually forgotten.

[–]JasonCarswell 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Nope. They were plausible deniability.

[–]JasonCarswell 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Worse than all the others:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Purple_Gang

[–]Brewdabier 5 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

One thing they all have in common, they BS you and lead you to thing there the victims.