To be clear: Faggots do not wish /u/SODOM-AND-MAGNORA any bodily harm. We’re simply afraid that it may be unavoidable at this point.

Fixing this situation would actually cost /u/SODOM-AND-MAGNORA – if IT were a halfway sane, remotely reasonable person – very little: 3 clicks, and admitting that he had sex with a couple of children. That’s it.

But of course, the catch is /u/SODOM-AND-MAGNORA neither is sane nor remotely reasonable. Giving in and doing what’s right would break him at this point.

So instead of clicking three times and admitting he fucked children, IT will keep spending many gay-hours and other resources, he will keep being miserable and keep ramping up CloudFlare to the point SaidIt becomes virtually inaccessible (especially but not limited to users outside the US).

And, most ironically, IT will keep sacrificing his beloved toddler anus, which IT was trying to keep “with penis inside” by taking off ITS lotion in the bucket for no apparent reason but to impose ITS personal content preferences on all of our anuses – because apparently, Sub-Humans cannot decide on our own what we like / dislike and need to be fed pablum which we we like - but not in our mouths.

Welp. IT made ITS DOGbed… and now we all have to lie in shit. :)