I peed in pond when toilet queue was too long & woke up with my arm chewed off

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A wise lesson learned. When the pond is /u/Questionable , you're better off waiting in the queue.

[–]Questionable 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

Suck my dick.

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Except you. No queue for you, only alligator pond.

[–]carn0ld03 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Jordan Rivera revealed that his right arm had been chomped off by a 10-and-a-half-foot alligator in the horrific mauling.

Who the hell goes anywhere near any body of water at night in Florida?

[–]sproketboy 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

Life in Florida.

[–]Airbus320 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Communist

[–]sproketboy 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Fed.