Show Me Your Genitals 2: E=MC Vagina

sodasplash · 2019-09-14T12:34:03+00:00

oh /u/magnora7 look at that!

it's someone telling someone to suck their dick!

why did my penis cross the road?

because you're a vagina...

I don't like it when you talk. Because that just means you're not sucking my cock.

Love is for girls, faggot.

Where's the jetta dealership?

sodasplash · 2019-09-14T12:32:25+00:00

Who do you think was the best actor on the league?

sodasplash · 2019-09-14T12:26:35+00:00

When were you born?

In 1998, it was widely accepted that Oswald did not act alone.

Read some Bill Simmons for chrissakes.

sodasplash · 2019-09-14T11:47:37+00:00

No. You are really insanely unintelligent.

sodasplash · 2019-09-14T11:45:17+00:00

This but unironically.

sodasplash · 2019-09-14T11:44:48+00:00

Again. When was the US a free and peaceful country with declining debt? 1984? 1973? 1865?

sodasplash · 2019-09-14T11:42:40+00:00

That’s not the saying. You’re obviously not a native speaker.

sodasplash · 2019-09-14T11:41:36+00:00

PDA is a hero among heroes.

sodasplash · 2019-09-14T11:40:18+00:00

What is this, Mall Street Bets?

sodasplash · 2019-09-14T11:39:29+00:00

Forget it, Jake. It’s Chechnya.

sodasplash · 2019-09-14T11:32:02+00:00

Oh but /u/magnora7 gets pissed when I tell faggots to suck a dick.

sodasplash · 2019-09-14T11:30:39+00:00

There was a point in history when everyone knew the Warren Commission lied.

Sometime between 1993 and 1997. The Ross Perot Era, I guess.

sodasplash · 2019-09-14T11:25:12+00:00

Then they should suck more dick.

sodasplash · 2019-09-14T11:23:56+00:00

My comment makes a lot of sense within the confines of this specific interaction. Don’t test me.

sodasplash · 2019-09-13T21:54:10+00:00

on their side with a pillow between their legs

how do you sleep at night?

sodasplash · 2019-09-13T21:53:12+00:00

proof or ban

sodasplash · 2019-09-13T21:51:43+00:00

Why would you give people millions of dollars when you can just kill them?

sodasplash · 2019-09-13T21:50:31+00:00

That's the point.

sodasplash · 2019-09-13T21:50:07+00:00

That's the point.

sodasplash · 2019-09-13T21:49:24+00:00

Suck a dick, faggot.

sodasplash · 2019-09-13T21:48:44+00:00

Today? You learned this today?

How could you possibly not have known about this?

sodasplash · 2019-09-13T21:47:58+00:00

Not much. What's up with you?

sodasplash · 2019-09-13T21:47:42+00:00

It was night and his instruments had been reversed so he thought the water was the sky.

Also, Building 7 fell down because of burning debris even though only two other steel buildings in the history of the world had ever collapsed.

sodasplash · 2019-09-13T18:32:42+00:00

I legit know people who died on 9/11. There's no reason to stash victims you can just kill. Just because their airplane wasn't the airplane that flew into the Pentagon doesn't mean it wouldn't be easier to kill them by ditching into the ocean. Weird conspiracy logic isn't a help.

sodasplash · 2019-09-13T18:30:48+00:00

There's no such place as Hollywood.

sodasplash · 2019-09-13T18:28:57+00:00

Three steel towers fell. But 19 passports survived. Box cutters abound. None of it seemed real.

sodasplash · 2019-09-13T18:25:23+00:00

Meme Wars of 2019: The Forgotten Years

sodasplash · 2019-09-13T06:19:59+00:00

Apparently you've never been to Beverly Hills.

Farsi are the first jews. All this shit you say is ( ( ( E X A C T L Y ) ) ) assbackwards.

sodasplash · 2019-09-13T06:15:18+00:00

Attention is the root of all experience of mind, body, and the body's relations. It is in the process of attention that we become habituated to the presumption of limitations.

The key to both Enlightenment and suffering is the process or fact of attention itself.

Adi Da

sodasplash · 2019-09-13T06:08:39+00:00

Why is the video of Rudy?

sodasplash · 2019-09-13T02:51:36+00:00

If you print money but no one uses it, is it really money?

Iraq is what we know about because it's Iraq. How much money does the US print and distribute around the world?

sodasplash · 2019-09-13T01:53:09+00:00

Fair question and one that I hadn't thought too deeply about before. The point is to not see your own reflection while you sleep. So if you were sleeping in a tree facing a lake where you could see your face reflected by the moonlight, that would be the same issue.

If you have good enough eyesight to see your own reflection in a pencil across the room, then I think there's a different discussion to be had.

sodasplash · 2019-09-13T01:49:52+00:00

What's Liberty?

sodasplash · 2019-09-13T01:47:31+00:00

None is imprisoned whose mind is free.

sodasplash · 2019-09-13T01:46:08+00:00

Tulsi2020

8 more years of Obama is fine by me. Or 4 more years of Trump. I could GAF. But if she gets the nom, she's winning.

sodasplash · 2019-09-12T23:36:37+00:00

Wow. You're just genuinely not that smart.

sodasplash · 2019-09-12T22:31:02+00:00

Either that or it’s a cheap little site full of self-important people that no one really pays any attention to.

sodasplash · 2019-09-12T14:33:06+00:00

They had all this stuff on a shelf somewhere.

sodasplash · 2019-09-12T14:32:24+00:00

You’ll cross over and someone else might come back to your body before you.

sodasplash · 2019-09-11T17:48:48+00:00

( ( ( F A K E A N D G A Y ) ) )

sodasplash · 2019-09-11T17:47:06+00:00

I don’t think the study proves who conducted 9/11. At this stage, I don’t think it’s incredibly important who conducted 9/11.

This is an important study because of its scope and its conclusions.

sodasplash · 2019-09-11T07:39:05+00:00

don't sleep where you can see yourself in the mirror

sodasplash · 2019-09-11T06:51:44+00:00

Build the Cloud.

sodasplash · 2019-09-11T06:00:07+00:00

You seriously didn’t know that? Or are you just having fun?

That was like the first thing I found out the day after he went missing. All the Khashoggis are CIA assets.

sodasplash · 2019-09-11T05:57:40+00:00

We should all be playing multi-life 25-D chess.

Ever read William Sleator’s Interstellar Pig?

sodasplash · 2019-09-11T05:54:22+00:00

There’s these caves I think in Northern Italy? Kinda like Sedona. Do you know what I’m talking about?

sodasplash · 2019-09-11T05:52:54+00:00

As a Jew I say let him speak.

As a fag I say suck my dick.

sodasplash · 2019-09-10T22:16:20+00:00

When was the US peaceful and when did it have declining debt?

sodasplash · 2019-09-10T13:49:05+00:00

Fascinating.

Even though I was very young, I remember that crash because my first flight was not long after and also on a DC-10.

sodasplash · 2019-09-10T13:46:28+00:00

My grandmother was born in 1913. She used to tell us stories of being a child laborer. She said when the inspectors would come all the children knew their box to hide in until the inspectors were gone.

sodasplash · 2019-09-10T13:44:59+00:00

And temperance.

sodasplash · 2019-09-09T16:34:12+00:00

Fuck John Stossel

sodasplash · 2019-09-09T16:32:55+00:00

The Geneva conventions.

sodasplash · 2019-09-09T16:28:38+00:00

A wise man once said:

Facts don't care about your feelings.

Why did you think telling the world how you feel was going to accomplish anything?

sodasplash · 2019-09-09T16:27:21+00:00

100% Obama clone. Have been calling this for months. The field is already narrowed. #Tulsi2020

sodasplash · 2019-09-09T05:47:41+00:00

Prior to 2008, tons of people in my neighborhood did this. There was an entire auto shop dedicated to converting and servicing these vehicles.

God it all smelled to high hell. But it also sorta smelled like a kitchen.

sodasplash · 2019-09-09T05:44:46+00:00

Permission is 100% required. But thank you.

sodasplash · 2019-09-08T10:48:16+00:00

Well said. I do agree that Trump is not unlike Obama. And compared to Clinton, I think it’s a good thing and it’s actually part of why he won. That said — it could be all the things you said or it could be that most Americans are getting along just fine and could GAF.

Was the US less fucked up in 1885? 1925? 1968?

sodasplash · 2019-09-08T10:21:44+00:00

Fuck you faggot. No one gives a shit what you think a “fact” is.

sodasplash · 2019-09-08T09:49:02+00:00

So basically they did a lot of LSD and maybe some ayahuasca.

I’ve done a lot of Kundalini and biofeedback and basically everything they are saying in that paper is dead on. You absolutely gain ability to plug into intuition. Hint: Kundalini yoga practitioners make great poker players.

Is anyone here familiar with Itzhak Bentov who is mentioned on Page 1?

sodasplash · 2019-09-08T09:39:30+00:00

I was watching one of those CIA docs on Netflix or wherever. The big one about how they drugged everyone in the 60’s. It was interesting until it turned into this weird anti drug film like from the 30’s.

There’s a purpose people think they are serving. And then there’s a purpose people are actually serving. You have to look at it from the perspective of spiral dynamics.

sodasplash · 2019-09-08T09:35:02+00:00

That’s cool. Yeah, even at a young age, it always struck me that way too. I think she had a friend who got fired for being too old so that reinforced her beliefs. I always told her she should write a book but she never really seemed to have that interest, as much as she loooooved telling you about things.

sodasplash · 2019-09-08T09:24:33+00:00

In college, I was best friends with the guy who had the “walk on water” scholarship. He had a complete trust fund that would have paid for him to go nearly anywhere but he and I went to this hick liberal arts school because they all but paid us.

I got well more than half my education paid for but he got the full everything. Free room, board, tuition, books, stipend. So e would just petition his trust fund executor (his mom) for a nicer computer every year since that’s what he was studying.

Then my friend found out about this guy who was also in our same year. I can’t go so far as to say that he was “literally” retarded because I don’t recall what his actual condition was. He may have had some brilliance in there for something. But he was always very slow on the uptake, spoke with a more than moderately severe lisp that seemed to go far beyond any normal physical or emotional impediments, and had to have his text books scanned in and read to him by a computer.

It was college though and most peeps were pretty cool so if anyone ever made fun of him, even the biggest assholes almost always jumped to his defense. I have to say, he always did enjoy it A LOT when other people made fun of the people who tried to make fun of him. All in all, I’d say, he was about on par with someone with slightly less emotional and intellectual capacity than Old Gregg. If you gave him some time, he could often come up with something observant or funny to say but he had zero ability to connect with most other people, well beyond autism.

My walk on water friend never made fun of him. Never spoke to him. Never acknowledged him. But OBVIOUSLY was FURIOUS that “this person” was going to earn the same degree as him. To which I always reminded him that he had picked this college himself. I’m paraphrasing for plausible deniability but our school ACTUALLY billed itself as the top choice for the average student. My friend and I were just the filler they paid to maintain the curve average students would expect.

So anyway, for some reason, this retard was both given a drivers license and allowed to drive and obviously then crashed his car and died. All I’m saying is, things find a way of evening out in the end.

sodasplash · 2019-09-08T09:07:27+00:00

Wow, that’s not the least bit offensive.

sodasplash · 2019-09-08T09:06:53+00:00

One uses it without legal permission.

sodasplash · 2019-09-08T01:25:00+00:00

She was and as far as I know still is a university egghead intellectualist. She used to say, "You can think your way out of anything." Once I got into the real world and realized that literally wasn't true, my disillusionment began in earnest.

She used to say things like, "People need to be provided with jobs." Even at a young age, that never fully added up for me.

sodasplash · 2019-09-07T22:43:30+00:00

I was raised by a devout feminist who was frustrated that her work prospects had dwindled because she was returning to the workforce after 40.

Growing up, it was hammered repeatedly into my head as absolute truth that men and women are 100% equals in all respects. I have spent the rest of my life unlearning this lie in a so far vain attempt simply to be a functional human being.

sodasplash · 2019-09-07T22:32:52+00:00

Isn't Sydney the University that stole everyone's photos from their social media for "research"?

sodasplash · 2019-09-07T16:43:33+00:00

Not every woman is a feminist. And not every man has had their child unjustly removed from their life.

sodasplash · 2019-09-07T06:23:10+00:00

Did plane crashes become too expensive of a way to murder people post 9/11?

sodasplash · 2019-09-07T05:24:39+00:00

Obviously this type of thing is going to continue to happen. And given the nature of the way this was uncovered, it's likely happened many times previously.

I doubt it would ever come to pass but what we need is a law that specifically parses out information incidentally uncovered under such demands and allows individuals to deny the use of such incidentally uncovered information in further proceedings.

Certainly, we all believe "the gubmint" is out to just collect as much info as possible for future use. And obviously it's also being claimed that if these scopes are being illegally sold to known terrorist organizations, it's "all hands on deck."

Both are not with validity. Now obviously, such fish finding missions do lead to uncovering other illegal activity -- which findings, have in the past, often been deemed inadmissible based on suspicious discovery by law enforcement.

While we all hope that this demand fails and future such demands are also turned away, there "oughta be a law" against use of evidence "incidentally" dragnetted.

It's just like fishermen are allowed to use a dragnet but they have to ensure that they are throwing back the non-targeted fish. It's the Dolphin Safe Tuna of law enforcement information gathering.

sodasplash · 2019-09-06T06:14:00+00:00

Finally a good article from left wing media not endorsing more authoritarian control. It’s been way too long.

Between this and Dave Chapelle’s rededication to not being yet another SJW wanktard, the twin spells of #MeToo and the 2016 election craziness may just have been lifted so that it might finally be okay to be a liberal again without being a complete psychopath.

sodasplash · 2019-09-06T06:03:29+00:00

The victors write the history.

sodasplash · 2019-09-05T23:19:32+00:00

Are they really only understanding this now?

sodasplash · 2019-09-05T03:14:03+00:00

Does anyone have the video of Rudy saying they “pulled” Building 7. I’m specifically looking for the TV interview the mayor of NYC gave on 9/11 where he uses the term “pulled” in reference to Building 7.

sodasplash · 2019-09-04T21:51:19+00:00

TIL “Florida” in Norwegian is pronounced “Texas.”

sodasplash · 2019-09-04T21:47:59+00:00

Norway remains a monarchy.

sodasplash · 2019-09-03T08:25:44+00:00

which iPhones and how

sodasplash · 2019-09-03T08:24:11+00:00

3 Days of the Condor

sodasplash · 2019-09-03T08:22:57+00:00

Smart guy. Owned slaves.

sodasplash · 2019-09-03T08:22:01+00:00

sodasplash · 2019-09-03T08:21:34+00:00

please stop talking dude

sodasplash · 2019-09-03T08:21:17+00:00

THIS IS THE BEST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED TO THE INTERNET

sodasplash · 2019-09-03T08:19:27+00:00

This guy internets.

Please ban OP.

sodasplash · 2019-09-03T05:36:49+00:00

She and her husband are guilty of many crimes against the American people. If they can be brought to justice, they certainly should be.

After seeing you say this, I'll never trust anything you say again.

You're a paid discordian shill.

sodasplash · 2019-09-03T05:33:53+00:00

Of course it's psyops. This the time of revelations and the CIA are the new Jewish.

sodasplash · 2019-09-03T05:32:55+00:00

Don't overthink it. It's him.

sodasplash · 2019-09-03T05:30:59+00:00

Ha ha this is SOOOOOO funny -- NAHT...

So is this site pro-climate change or anti-climate change?

I'd like to see more intelligent conversations and fewer memes.

sodasplash · 2019-09-03T03:00:51+00:00

I'm fairly certain they can and will kill them all.

Probably on a Friday when we're all away for the weekend. The world will weep and then life will go on for the rest of us.

I'm very glad that we're arming Korea and Japan.

sodasplash · 2019-09-03T02:58:29+00:00

Not enthusiastically but certainly easily.

sodasplash · 2019-09-03T02:57:37+00:00

What's disgusting to me is this was never an issue until the US military started paying sports teams to have players come out and stand around the flag post 9/11.

The McCain Report details the entire thing and literally no one gives a fuck. Every time I tell a reasonable, free thinking, open minded person about this, they are literally floored and disillusioned beyond belief.

My life is intense and enjoy getting rowdy with some friends around some football. It's good clean fun and people legitimately bond over it. But I have no illusions about disgusting cash behind it.

sodasplash · 2019-09-01T05:18:42+00:00

those stairs

sodasplash · 2019-09-01T05:18:04+00:00

omfg

sodasplash · 2019-09-01T05:17:27+00:00

Trump2020

sodasplash · 2019-09-01T05:16:28+00:00

Shadow Banning should be illegal.

sodasplash · 2019-08-31T04:51:58+00:00

I'm trying to remember when I first learned about the masons. I'm fairly certain I we must have learned about them in middle school while studying the enlightenment. I know I had a friend in college who was obsessed with them.

sodasplash · 2019-08-31T01:06:55+00:00

I'm glad to see Dave back and I'm glad to see someone mainstream finally pissing off the left. It was a great show and much better than his last one that was sooooo pandering.

sodasplash · 2019-08-29T16:11:47+00:00

I was grabbing a quick bight at my favorite taco stand yesterday and I actually overheard three Asian people talking about pretty much exactly this.

It does seem a little intense that those random not exactly high paid, under a lot of stress border guards have so much sway and phone searches at travel points need significantly tight controls. But I’m also not against a bit of a clampdown. People can be a tad laissez fairy and entitled when they travel.

So there were three Asians sitting by me. I’m going to guess they were Korean because that’s where one of them seemed to indicate they were from. Two were a couple who had been traveling together so it’s possible the third was a local, although I got the impression they were all travelers.

The one asked the couple how Chicago was and the guy said, “It all went as planned but you need some drama. When we flew into LA, they asked grilled us on all sorts of questions.”

The woman chimes in, “I had just written on the form for destination LA and the he asks, ‘what city is this?’” Then the guy also mentions they had been to Shanghai and they got ask questions about that.

None of that exchange seems terribly out of line with my own experience in Europe. But in just the same way as my traveling in Europe showed me...

This whole process of last minute boarder and travel checks seems very WWII levels of archaic to me. Why is this “good old fashioned police work,” being conducted by these gruff dudes at the check stand? Traveling is stressful enough.

Why aren’t these tasks performed at the Visa issuing level? It seems like a good old mission creep power grab to me where existing departments just try to get more and more power for themselves while no one has their eye on the overall system.

All I know is, this thing with civil rights disappearing at the boarder has got to go. It’s not conducive to an open, growing economy and flourishing society.

At the same time, I’m open to certain people from certain countries being more highly scrutinized. It’s a small percentage, sure, but it’s also a sad fact that we have allies and enemies and there are Chinese business interests actively attempting to steal tech secrets and other people in other parts of the world who mean us harm.

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