Elon Musk just told the CEO of the Anti-Defamation League to stop defaming him

turtlew0rk · 2022-11-21T04:13:17+00:00

It was a halloween costume.

turtlew0rk · 2022-09-30T18:48:38+00:00

Why are there so many trans traitors these days? First Chelsea now this dude with tits whatever his name is. Treason among trans people has gone up 200% in recent times and shows no sign of slowing down. It is about time this is investigated as it is potentially the biggest threat we face as a Nation and it is crickets from the media.

turtlew0rk · 2022-06-21T04:44:54+00:00

I just found out it was a thing when I saw this post so I wIll have to report back after some time passes and I have at least 2 incelphogic moments experienced to compare to one and other.

I have absolutely no idea the amount of time needed for that.

turtlew0rk · 2022-05-20T02:56:17+00:00

There are just certain things that will not be tolerated these days. Being a ~~war criminal~~ mean tweeter is one of them.

turtlew0rk · 2022-05-20T02:53:41+00:00

More Freudian than a Frueade family picnic

turtlew0rk · 2022-05-20T02:48:25+00:00

Today's stuff is absolute garbage. There could be another Johnny Cash out there somewhere and we will never know. We get auto tuned New Kids on The Block with cowboy hats and boots and skinny jeans rapping about superficial nonsense

turtlew0rk · 2022-04-21T00:07:21+00:00

So glad that here in America we don't even ever have to consider that the information we are given could possibly be disinformation. This is of course thanks to the fact that propaganda does not, and has not ever existed in America. No critical thought needed thanks to the lack of a threat.

turtlew0rk · 2022-04-20T02:08:58+00:00

turtlew0rk · 2022-04-20T00:13:57+00:00

Good to see more and more people have figured it out.

turtlew0rk · 2022-04-19T23:59:15+00:00

What whistle blower?

turtlew0rk · 2022-04-17T09:50:18+00:00

uh, yeah

turtlew0rk · 2022-04-13T02:05:00+00:00

Wishful thinking

turtlew0rk · 2022-04-13T00:25:43+00:00

turtlew0rk · 2022-04-12T03:53:52+00:00

Neither of those are words.

turtlew0rk · 2022-04-08T22:39:16+00:00

turtlew0rk · 2022-04-07T18:08:53+00:00

If that is the case I have masturbated roughly 374 times today. Give or take, if I had to put a number on it.

turtlew0rk · 2022-04-07T18:06:13+00:00

It wont matter

turtlew0rk · 2022-04-07T18:04:57+00:00

End it at 3 and live to publicly masturbate another day..

turtlew0rk · 2022-04-07T18:03:18+00:00

Ever since Ol' Man Biden been around I tell ya

turtlew0rk · 2022-04-07T12:09:12+00:00

Must be an epidemic

turtlew0rk · 2022-04-07T12:05:59+00:00

at least once

turtlew0rk · 2022-04-06T17:47:17+00:00

Yes. Making the risk of a reunited USSR pretty much non-existent. Which along with Russia not being a communist country was my entire point of questioning the your commie comment.

I am no closer to an answer now than when I began sadly.

turtlew0rk · 2022-04-06T17:46:12+00:00

That

turtlew0rk · 2022-04-06T17:46:05+00:00

Yeah, probably for less that than that even. But what's that got to do with the price of tea in china?

turtlew0rk · 2022-04-06T08:25:23+00:00

I haven't. But I wouldn't be surprised if a couple Russian soldiers would waive one for Nostalgia or something possibly. But most of the former USSR are now members of NATO members (notable exception being Ukraine.) and would not be vulnerable to another Soviet takeover anytime soon.

He who does not regret the break-up of the Soviet Union has no heart; he who wants to revive it in its previous form has no head.

-Vladimir Putin

turtlew0rk · 2022-04-06T04:06:59+00:00

The Soviet Union has been gone for 30 years. Russia is not a communist country anymore and has a GDP smaller than California. I am confused. Who are the commies you are worried about?

turtlew0rk · 2022-04-06T04:03:38+00:00

Who are the nazis in power? The Russians?

I am lost

turtlew0rk · 2022-04-05T23:12:22+00:00

Cause....why? Russia is communist again?

turtlew0rk · 2022-04-05T20:43:43+00:00

I find that hard to believe.

turtlew0rk · 2022-04-05T20:23:37+00:00

If you support either side you support war criminals.

turtlew0rk · 2022-04-05T18:36:51+00:00

I fall well under the length that requires licensing thank u very much

turtlew0rk · 2022-04-05T18:30:13+00:00

Do NOT! Assume my gender....you bigot!

turtlew0rk · 2022-04-05T15:20:27+00:00

Umm...doc that is clearly impossible. I am a fetus. Fetuses can't get preggo. Thats day 1 doctor stuff dude. Day 1.

turtlew0rk · 2022-04-05T15:16:18+00:00

Can't say for sure doc. I have been pulling out but we both know that is never 100%. Probably best you grab a pregnancy test to be safe. I will get my penis swabbed up...

turtlew0rk · 2022-04-05T15:06:05+00:00

We are doing Ukraine now.

turtlew0rk · 2022-03-18T02:26:18+00:00

Maybe. But mils ones.

turtlew0rk · 2022-03-15T02:37:15+00:00

Yes it was a milder case of pregnancy than if u were unprotected I am sure.

turtlew0rk · 2022-03-08T05:41:49+00:00

It was sort of a birthday for me as well. 5-10-15 was the was he end of one era and he begging of another for me. One thing I have noitced in that time is that synchronicities like these seem to happen a lot in these "odd or god?" moments. Almost like they are a byproduct of divine intervention? lol I don' know.

Thanks for he support. I wish the same for you. Never know when you may need it or need to give it away to someone that needs it.

turtlew0rk · 2022-03-07T04:30:25+00:00

It is as if they are only outraged when the people being bombed are white or something.

turtlew0rk · 2022-03-07T00:21:56+00:00

Good for you my friend! Every single sober day is a blessing and I will have seven years may 10th. (God willing).

I needed that little reminder, thanks!

turtlew0rk · 2022-03-06T17:50:50+00:00

Al Bundy was number 33 for Polk High School. Duh!

4 touchdowns in one game.

turtlew0rk · 2022-03-06T17:17:26+00:00

Yes that is one reason. 33 Chackras I believe, Verebre in the spine and 33 degrees in free masonry. Also in numerology it is said to be a transformative number of years in ones life. Jesus certainly, and for myself I got sober at 33 years old so it is also special to me.

Probably loads more, which may or may not mean anything.

turtlew0rk · 2022-03-06T16:47:45+00:00

33 has occult meaning and it seems like 33 is common in the news. 33 deaths reported here, 33 this 33 that. Then again confirmation bias is aslo a thing.

turtlew0rk · 2022-03-06T07:16:38+00:00

this made me lol

turtlew0rk · 2022-03-06T07:13:55+00:00

turtlew0rk · 2022-03-05T16:22:02+00:00

No longer available on directv. Would be surprised if other providers dont follow suit.

turtlew0rk · 2022-03-05T14:08:38+00:00

Pretty sure America isn't going to invade Russia or defend Ukraine. Big difference indeed.

turtlew0rk · 2022-01-12T02:30:25+00:00

The purpose is not to win the war. The purpose is to sustain the the war to justify the ever increasing need for even more military funding. Rinse and repeat.

turtlew0rk · 2022-01-10T18:21:31+00:00

John Madden, Betty White and fucking Bob Saget now>???

All 3 were a big part of my life for a long time if you think about it. All 3 hilarious in their own way.

I am worried about Christopher Walken.....

turtlew0rk · 2022-01-07T02:08:50+00:00

Luckily for us we have Science himself there in the middle to explain how its science calling the shots here. Not big pharma and their government cohorts despite they have on their payrolls. Despite overwhelmingly obvious evidence to the contrary and and the sordid criminal and civil past of these companies, and corrupt nature of government.

Fauci is Science, Science is Faci!!

turtlew0rk · 2022-01-06T00:28:35+00:00

You will take your drugs or else no booze or drugs for you mister!!

turtlew0rk · 2021-12-17T10:20:44+00:00

No makss

turtlew0rk · 2021-12-16T03:30:34+00:00

what about it?

turtlew0rk · 2021-12-16T01:32:24+00:00

I guess. But not enthusiastically

turtlew0rk · 2021-12-12T16:55:12+00:00

Another relevant quote:

“Our government has kept us in a perpetual state of fear -- kept us in a continuous stampede of patriotic fervor -- with the cry of grave national emergency... Always there has been some terrible evil to gobble us up if we did not blindly rally behind it by furnishing the exorbitant sums demanded. Yet, in retrospect, these disasters seem never to have happened, seem never to have been quite real.” ― General Douglas MacArthur 1957

turtlew0rk · 2021-12-12T16:48:28+00:00

I didn't think that was a legit site based off the link. My bad, I guess it is.

turtlew0rk · 2021-12-12T12:04:39+00:00

See previous comment

turtlew0rk · 2021-12-12T05:33:16+00:00

You can have 20 missile launchers if you'd like.

turtlew0rk · 2021-12-12T05:13:06+00:00

None of those links show the actual document in question and are in Russian.

turtlew0rk · 2021-12-12T01:17:21+00:00

Wouldn't the language be more about the right to form an armed militia shall not be infringed if this is about militia's only?

The way it is stated it seems to me it is saying that the right for men to bear arms shall not be infringed so that a militia (which is necessary to keep the authority of a free state) can be formed when needed to maintain that security.

How would a militia form if citizens had no right to bear arms?

turtlew0rk · 2021-12-11T02:45:07+00:00

I find it funny as a straight guy to not believe that people are born gay and it is not a choice or "perversion" or sinfulness that brings it about. It is pretty telling because they are basically saying they understand those urges but think giving into them is a sin. I personally was born hetero and at no point in my life did I make that choice, my penis made the choice before I even knew what was going on or what I liked. I liked pussy befre I knew what a pussy was. Nothing could ever make me feel any different or ever could and nothing in this world would make me go gay. 100 Million bucks and I ain't doing it. I imagine that a gay guy feels the exact same way as me except opposite.

Girls do have buttholes as well, that is certainly true. Some have pretty awesome butholes. However I think you may be missing the fact that gay guys like dick also. Guys have butholes and dicks so they trump woman even if you think being gay is just being into buttholes regardless of who they are attached to. Every animal has a butthole. Buttholes are all over the place man. We all got em, and they all stink,

I can't get onboard with your 80% bi claim tho. Not sure where that is coming from.

turtlew0rk · 2021-12-10T07:03:58+00:00

I prefer them in pairs tho

turtlew0rk · 2021-12-10T05:58:45+00:00

Wait theres tits on there?

turtlew0rk · 2021-12-10T04:08:20+00:00

Coincidences are anti-semitic

turtlew0rk · 2021-12-10T03:45:07+00:00

Hasn't it been here for quite a while?

turtlew0rk · 2021-12-10T03:04:45+00:00

That is a feature not a bug. The term is being applied properly based off those who coined it's intention.

turtlew0rk · 2021-12-09T23:16:55+00:00

Crumbs everywhere in my apt. Fuck you Bezos. Just fuck you man.

turtlew0rk · 2021-12-08T06:10:19+00:00

He coulda included the name of the business to get them credit for their meaning valor signaling instead of literally stealing their valor signaling thunder.

Wait....Someone should screenshot the tweet with the guys name cropped out and steal it from both of them!!!!

turtlew0rk · 2021-12-07T16:18:53+00:00

You are a good egg Winter penis.

turtlew0rk · 2021-12-07T00:06:50+00:00

Like -M or -JO or something??? And all you gotta do randomly mastubate from time to time and I am get my LGBTQ-MO creds and become untouchable!

If you can't beat em, join em! So long you bunch of degenerates!

turtlew0rk · 2021-12-06T23:33:41+00:00

Not too big, but certainly not something to shake a stick at. Call me an optimist but I bet Winter Penis has more gifts for you that you have yet to discover. Ot possibly I am just worried about my own status as I am certainly showing signs. My penis has definitely been grey and wrinkly come to think of it. No more han usual but that doesn't mean I am in the clear by any means.

Now the good news...I run a tree transplant service that pulls the tree roots and all and plant it anywhere they want it. Never had a transplant fail so long as the tree has matured to 7 to 8.5" in diameter and you execute the extraction in less than 90 seconds. Only issue is I can only afford 1 professional grade tree extracting machine so we are limited to that as well as my employees all resigning because they refuse to work my untheorized genes.

turtlew0rk · 2021-12-06T07:19:01+00:00

Roughly how large of a tree can you manage?

turtlew0rk · 2021-12-06T07:06:24+00:00

I will allow it

turtlew0rk · 2021-12-06T06:24:19+00:00

The party of obstruction is GOP, whereas the party of progress is Democrat.

Original thought of yours?

turtlew0rk · 2021-12-06T02:50:13+00:00

With an ethical imperative that is pro public mastubation during business calls with coworkers but against giving your brother advice to avoid sexual harassment allegations from unwanted advances in the workplace that as far as I know did not go near as far as mastubating in front of his coworkers on a zoom call which would not have been grounds for his dismissal.

CNN.

turtlew0rk · 2021-12-06T01:57:17+00:00

Ok, fair enough.

Do you believe the democrats are any less guilty in all of what you described? Perhaps a conversation for another time. But back to the post we are discussing here currently it is clearly pandemic related and is describing a very right wing power hungry NAZI government of which our current one is doing its best impression of while calling themselves left wing liberals and those opposing their mandates as Nazis. And we have a democrat majority across the board.

turtlew0rk · 2021-12-06T01:02:33+00:00

I feel like you don't even try anymore.

turtlew0rk · 2021-12-06T00:32:14+00:00

I agree.

I tried following the money but I don't see how this becomes more lucrative for the Nazis than than the Pharma companies.

turtlew0rk · 2021-12-05T23:34:41+00:00

Correct. His journalism wasn't even discussed when they immediatly fired him for masturbating in front of colleagues on a zoom meeting and opening the door to all kinds of legal issues and just an overall bad for CNN look for CNN in the PR department.

He could be Roger Cronkite reincarnated but that doesn't mean he can go around giving surpise mastubation performances in the workplace.

turtlew0rk · 2021-12-05T23:25:23+00:00

Is he nice?

turtlew0rk · 2021-12-05T22:48:04+00:00

[Don Lemon has entered the chat]

turtlew0rk · 2021-12-05T22:47:12+00:00

Do work Jimi! Turtle power!

turtlew0rk · 2021-12-05T22:46:32+00:00

Step 1: Spread misinformation about vaccines. Step 2: Watch lockdowns and deaths continue worldwide. Step 3: Big Pharma goes bankrupt as the 99% (Everyone except republicans) believe the lies. Step 4: TBD Step 5: Truckloads of cash money for the Nazi republicans?

turtlew0rk · 2021-12-05T12:49:37+00:00

The mask money? Or Anti-mask money? Or the racism money? Is there money in any of those endeavors?

turtlew0rk · 2021-12-05T12:46:57+00:00

Wow!! That is really cool to have a little buddy like that for such a long period of time. Especially a Turtle!

Whats his/her name?

turtlew0rk · 2021-12-05T10:20:57+00:00

For there to be some kind of order in society there needs to be some kind of authority structure that holds people together and protects values.

What do you base this on?

People are taught that the more free people are the better.

Whaat? When in history has this ever been true?

But while freedom is a relevant value it shouldn't be above people's responsibilities to themselves and others as well.

Freedom is the power to decide that for yourself. Freedom does not come with responsibilities.

Having such amount of cynicism towards others and authorities isn't healthy at all.

Being over cynical towards any that claim to be your authority is certainly healthier than wiser than being under cynical when it comes to freedom.

Sorry to shit on your post. But I disagree completely.

turtlew0rk · 2021-12-05T09:47:48+00:00

Ukraine could could make huge profits by convincing west to risk WW3 and possible nuclear war by attempting to dismantle Russia.

Fixed that

turtlew0rk · 2021-12-05T09:20:15+00:00

Didn''t they rehire a guy that masturbated during a zoom conference call?

I don't like the Cuomo's but I actually respect Chris on this one. It's his brother.

turtlew0rk · 2021-12-05T09:18:19+00:00

So you think racist white people put an anti-mask statement on a mask and it was intended to criticize people for wearing masks?

Whats the angle?

Where are all these Nazi's coming from? Are they racist against white maskers? Black anti-maskers?

Whats the big plot?

turtlew0rk · 2021-12-05T07:15:34+00:00

I am however not against science or vaccines

Me neither.

Big pharma is only a portion.

Seriously?

turtlew0rk · 2021-12-05T06:38:15+00:00

Ok? So wouldn't Big Pharma be included in the those general profits? Like one of the the big major huge extravagant profits even before this pandemic, price gouging, opioid epidemic, fraudulent marketing claims and countless other crimes over the years?

None of that contributes to income inequality or serious consequences? Or not enough to risk being infected with a mild to severe virus with a low mortality rate and instead agree to endless jabs and boosts and profits and all that comes with it?

turtlew0rk · 2021-12-05T06:13:11+00:00

Vaccines are not that complicated, as they only target virus strains - so one size does indeed fit all

MRNA vaccines are not complicated? Are you a rocket surgeon or am I just dumb? They seem complicated.

It's not about you, specifically, but about reducing the spread of a deadly and debilitating virus

Agreed. Other people should have no opinion on my vaccine status and I have none about theirs.

It does. Look at the statistics

I don't think I can argue you there because I have lost track of what the vaccine is supposed to do to be considered effective. But T the very least I thought it meant I would no longer need a mask. They removed that carrot at the end of the stick for me which probably would have made me reconsider eventually.

lines the pockets of the 1% and corporations you speak of

Big pharma has earned a few billion, which is still a 'drop in the bucket' by contrast with the broader scheme of the profits of Big corp, the 1% &c (in the trillions).

So big pharma is OK? What other big corps? The sub trillions ones are OK? Which corp is making a trillion?

turtlew0rk · 2021-12-05T05:58:47+00:00

I understand this which is why I mention she is doing the job she was selected to do based of her "credentials" by the people running things. I am only commenting on how absurd it is to no be able to make Kamala even the least bit appealing of a replacement for weekend at Bernies in Chief.

turtlew0rk · 2021-12-05T03:47:10+00:00

Why didn't science question itself when it was wrong all those times?

"Question the right-wing 1% and corporations who push anti-science propaganda."

100% agree. Which is why I am not subjecting myself to a one size fits all medical treatment I do not need, does not work, and only lines the pockets of the 1% and corporations you speak of.

turtlew0rk · 2021-12-05T02:52:34+00:00

It's all under control now everyone. Symone Sanders' reign of terror is over and good things are to come! I hope they fire her assistant also. She's probably a bitch also!! #Kamalaunleashed /s

We have a literal corpse running our country and we all act like its OK because it is better than the current alternative which is really saying something. I would say Harris is bad at her job as well but let's face it, she has been consistently a female of color which was basically what the job was. So she has actually lived up to her campaign promises which is commendable.

turtlew0rk · 2021-12-04T22:43:01+00:00

I doubt that woman actually believes the nonsense she spews on a daily basis.

turtlew0rk · 2021-12-04T04:18:59+00:00

They probably just wipe their asses with their excess small bills which would explain why its in the bathroom. And seems like something these guys would be into.

turtlew0rk · 2021-11-08T23:24:42+00:00

So the only thing stopping normal people from being engaging in homosexual acts is a their own personal level of perversion?

turtlew0rk · 2021-11-08T23:21:52+00:00

lol. That is cute, but an entirely different argument. This woman wanted a baby, but the pregnancy failed and it was killing her. And then did kill her. Married or unmarried there are 2 outcomes to her situation. Either the baby dies and she is saved, or they both die.

If you were her husband which outcome would be preferable?

turtlew0rk · 2021-11-08T17:31:46+00:00

That is something your mommy and daddy should explain to you

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