all 13 comments

[–]Hematomato 5 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 4 fun -  (3 children)

All I really took from this is that Ed's an idiot.

[–]apxz 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

cloudflare goes to great lengths to detect bots, and since i am an amateur javascript coder i have been studying it and i now found an example of how to programatically click the checkbox that is on the saidit login page.

this code is not without flaws, it tends to fk up a few issues at this site, and so today i plan to print it out and then to rewrite it myself by hand until i get it to be able to do it's thing without a hiccup.

in order for me to be able to manage a couple of hundred bots using one piece of software, i need to be able to programatically logout and then programatically log back in.

i also have the example code that allows my javascript to access the chatgpt api, tho it does actually cost to use it... but i think it is very cheap.. something like twenty bucks per month..

as i make progress with this bot, i will publish it here so that others can unleash their bots also.

my bot will be programmed to focus on specific users, such as /u/hematomato , which means that when he posts or comments he will receive hundreds of generic replies that are indistinguishable from genuine user's comments.

try to imagine going into mcdonalds and ordering a single hamburger, but they shove 200 hamburgers up your ass... my bot will be like that.

https://files.catbox.moe/2npmx6.txt

[–][deleted]  (1 child)

[removed]

    [–]no_u 5 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

    Hilarious

    (kudos to m7 for his patience)

    [–]In-the-clouds 5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

    u/magnora7 was certainly patient.... and discerning for saying this:

    If this place didn't matter, you wouldn't spend so much time attacking it. You just keep proving the value of this place with your actions.

    This site is under attack. Where ever there is light, the darkness will try to cast a shadow.

    [–]SMCABwhatever 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

    And your top news story for this Sunday, January 7th, a repost of a conversation between a massively mentally ill sad pathetic waste and the owner of the website where literally nothing happened. Right below it you'll find a self upvoted comment from a thing that would allow Anderson Cooper's balls to be dropped into its mouth repeatedly, like a yo-yo.

    Sad state of affairs today Gentleman.

    [–]neolib[S] 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

    Well, I suspect Ed upvoted this with his 5 accounts.

    [–]iamonlyoneman 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

    last post over a fortnight ago

    [–]NastyWetSmear 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

    Ppfttt, poem doesn't even rhyme, u/Musky.

    [–]Musky 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

    It works better if he kept the original formatting.

    [–]turtlew0rk 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

    Are they a couple or something?

    [–]LarrySwinger2 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

    That was pretty badass.

    [–]GuyWhite 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    Someone making a decision then taking action on that decision would be welcome.