Amouranth wants to sell you beer made from her vaginal yeast by [deleted] in whatever

[–]Hematomato 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I'd definitely drink vagina beer, I just want a higher-quality woman. Give me, like, Natasha Lyonne vagbeer. I bet that's fucking delectable.

Do you think the incel rebellion will occur in our lifetime? by alexstein in AskSaidIt

[–]Hematomato 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

There's not going to be any such thing as an incel rebellion, man. 99.99% of incels just jerk off in their bedroom at their parents' house and fantasize about violence. The other 0.01% run out and shoot some random people, get shot to death, and nothing changes.

Incels aren't an organized group, and they aren't a group of people who are experienced and mentally healthy enough to actually effectuate any kind of change.

they aren't even trying to make AI by [deleted] in whatever

[–]Hematomato 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Yes, right now neural networks are being trained for single purposes, like "learn how to converse better" or "learn how to draw better" or "learn how to play chess better."

A general-purpose AI is not particularly desirable since it would both A) waste resources; and B) be potentially dangerous.

who will AI take out first, assuming the phenomenon isn't overhyped bullshit? by [deleted] in AskSaidIt

[–]Hematomato 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

AI and the singularity are two different concepts.

AI is just a series of algorithms that allow code to simulate the neural network of a brain, leading to more generative and creative responses than used to be possible. It's a very useful tool, but it's not "coming for anyone," except, of course, that it will make certain jobs obsolete.

The singularity is the idea that at some point, a piece of software may be built that can learn how to improve itself. And then the improved version of itself would improve itself even more. And it would get geometrically smarter and better. The rate at which it advanced would become geometric. We'd go to bed one night and by the next morning, there would be an artificial consciousness that knew everything and could do virtually anything.

What would that consciousness do? We have no idea. Maybe it would decide to cure all disease and solve all social problems. Maybe it would decide to kill us all. Maybe it would just quietly watch us. It's totally unpredictable.

The first Israel was not a land.... by In-the-clouds in history

[–]Hematomato 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

A lot of the stuff in Genesis uses the names of men to represent tribes.

Like, when Esau sold his birthright to Jacob in exchange for some lentils - we're obviously not talking about two people. We're talking about two tribes. Something that has to do with famine relief.

When Noah says "Cursed be Canaan" - the child Canaan, who's done nothing wrong at all in the story, is obviously an allegory for the Canaanite civilization.

Do you wish the most horrific physical torture on the planet on this man in the video? by winkot in AskSaidIt

[–]Hematomato 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

You mean it's unacceptable to you? It's hard for me to see why. It's not unacceptable in any way to me.

What condition would need to be met for truecels to be satisfied? No other entity ever being able to have sex again? Maybe zero sex outside of what an extremely picky artificial intelligence decides? by winkot in AskSaidIt

[–]Hematomato 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Oh, I see. So you don't feel like you fit in anywhere - not with the normies who have a little sex sometimes, and not with the totally touchless "truecels" who have never had a hug or held someone's hand.

Using the public's hate for Fox News to remove all Journalism rights in the US continues, as court considers sanctioning for not divulging source by SoCo in news

[–]Hematomato 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

It started more than 20 years ago. Fox was miles above all other sources in ratings and all the other sources got together and began relentlessly mocking and bullying Fox News.

I don't agree with nearly any limits on journalistic freedom here, but let's be realistic. Fox News wasn't targeted because it had "good ratings." It was targeted because it was a blatant cheerleader for the Iraq War and didn't have two shits to give about whether the things it was reporting were even accurate, let alone told the entire story.

why don't we bring back gladiator games? by alexstein in AskSaidIt

[–]Hematomato 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

So make one. Coding isn't very hard, and you're not retarded.

What's the point of modern life for an average male? by alexstein in whatever

[–]Hematomato 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

There is no point of life. Not for an average male, not for an exceptional male. Not for an average female, not for an exceptional female. Life does not come packaged with a point.

Personally, I enjoy doing drugs and playing the piano.

Another Teenager Dies after Cardiac Arrest, 5k Run by [deleted] in news

[–]Hematomato 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

My sister's boyfriend died of cardiac arrest during tennis practice. He was 17. It was 1995.

R.I.P., Keith.

Woke San Francisco Liberal meets reality. Amazing. by P-38lightning in politics

[–]Hematomato 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

If it's about nowhere to shit, why did you and I not shit in the streets when we were in SF?

Well obviously there are plenty of places to shit if you have money. Just pop into any bar or restaurant, buy a beer, take a dump, and then either drink the beer or don't.

If you don't have money, you pretty much have one option. The sidewalk.

Like I said, if you're talking about "teaching the behaviors required to live in less squalid conditions," well, you're putting the cart before the horse. It doesn't do anyone any good to be "taught" to use a toilet if they can't find a toilet.

House approves bill slashing Pete Buttigieg’s salary to $1 by Drewski in politics

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They know full well that the 2024 Financial Services and General Government Appropriations Act doesn't have a bat's chance in Hell of passing the Senate, let alone being signed into law, so now they've decided to clutter it up with whatever dumbfuckery they think could grab a headline or two.

...our tax dollars at work.

What condition would need to be met for truecels to be satisfied? No other entity ever being able to have sex again? Maybe zero sex outside of what an extremely picky artificial intelligence decides? by winkot in AskSaidIt

[–]Hematomato 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Why are you asking us? If someone told me "name a truecel on Saidit," I'd say u/winkot. Seems like this is a question for... you.

Woke San Francisco Liberal meets reality. Amazing. by P-38lightning in politics

[–]Hematomato 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I mean, it's obviously edited. Someone intercut parts of two of his videos in order to make a point.

As for whether it's edited honestly or deceptively, I don't care enough to do the homework to find out.

Woke San Francisco Liberal meets reality. Amazing. by P-38lightning in politics

[–]Hematomato 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

The way I see it, you can train a dog not to shit in the house, and you can scold a dog for shitting in the house. But if you leave your dog locked in the house for 48 hours while you go camping, and you come back and there's shit in your house, there's no point in yelling "GODDAMN IT OSCAR YOU SHAT IN THE HOUSE." What, did you think you bought one of those non-shitting dogs?

You're absolutely right: not shitting in front of other people is a basic social norm. Not only that, it's probably instinctive. It didn't break down because people just woke up one day and said "to Hell with social norms." It broke down because there was nowhere to shit.

And we're not going to solve it by going "GODDAMN IT OSCAR YOU SHAT ON THE SIDEWALK." You can take Oscar to jail forty times; you can tase him and beat him with a billy club; in the end, nothing will do any good until Oscar has access to a fucking toilet.

Woke San Francisco Liberal meets reality. Amazing. by P-38lightning in politics

[–]Hematomato 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Go there and tell me how wonderful it is.

I've been there at least 50 times. I wouldn't call it a paradise, but I've never felt any particular degree of fear there. And there's plenty of fun stuff to do - concerts, museums, restaurants, whatever you're into.

Sure, they have a homeless issue. A lot of cities do, but most of them force their homeless out somewhere to the outskirts of town. In my own town, our encampment is behind the freeway and only really visible to people who travel by train. It's huge, though.

San Francisco, well, it doesn't really have an "outskirts." It's boxed in by water and the whole area is heavily developed. There's nowhere to hide the homeless.

Do you wish the most horrific physical torture on the planet on this man in the video? by winkot in AskSaidIt

[–]Hematomato 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Honestly, not only is it not obvious to me, it's so non-obvious that I can't even guess at what you're talking about.

Woke San Francisco Liberal meets reality. Amazing. by P-38lightning in politics

[–]Hematomato 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Yeah, I think it's probably true that there's more public shitting in SF than in any other city in the country. I've got friends living there, and they've all reported that.

In my view, problems like that are entirely structural. San Francisco is a fully-walkable, barely-drivable city where none of the businesses provide public bathrooms. When you've got to go, and you're two miles from home (assuming you have one), and there's absolutely nowhere to go but the sidewalk... you go on the sidewalk.

And it's up to them to find a solution to that. Whether that's taxpayer-funded toilets, or a requirement that private businesses maintain a public toilet, or tax breaks for private businesses to maintain public toilets, or... whatever.

You talk about faith and spirituality and degradation and evolution and dignity... and really, the conversation just needs to be about toilets.

do you think your job may be taken by an AI soon, or is it hard to imagine an AI ever handling all the quirks and diverse little tasks of your job? maybe the AI will just be a help for the worker, increasing his productivity, reducing need for other workers. by [deleted] in AskSaidIt

[–]Hematomato 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

At this particular historical moment, AI is only good for me. I'm the guy who's put in his thousand hours understanding the quirks of LLMs and text-to-image. I'm the guy who helps the company implement AI.

So I'm totally secure. But, yeah, in the future, AI is going to eliminate millions of white-collar jobs. And that is a good thing.

If you saw a below average looking asian bragging about kissing a girl he just met, would you fight over 7 men to get to him to beat him up? by winkot in AskSaidIt

[–]Hematomato 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Quite the opposite. If Robin Gan said "I just kissed a girl and it was so good," I'd be like: Well, good for you, Robin Gan. You obviously needed that.

Do you wish the most horrific physical torture on the planet on this man in the video? by winkot in AskSaidIt

[–]Hematomato 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Ummmmm.... of course not.

He's a little bit obnoxious, I guess, but most people are a little bit obnoxious.

I honestly have no idea why anyone would want to torture him.

Pro-choice Ohio votes abortion rights into constitution in big Dem win by ansar in WorldNews

[–]Hematomato 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Well, sort of, I guess.

Have you noticed it's kind of two Republican parties right now? After 2014, Church Republicans mostly made the decision to just withdraw from the Internet and stop watching movies and television. They voluntarily became invisible. There's still a lot of them out there, apparently, but I never see them.

Church Republicans are hell-bent on banning abortion. Internet Republicans seem to have moved on entirely. They're a lot more interested in issues like corruption and censorship.

Donald Trump is an Internet Republican. He's given a few mealy-mouthed "I don't like abortion" statements, but we all know he doesn't really give a shit, and that he's almost certainly paid for a few of them in his day.

Woke San Francisco Liberal meets reality. Amazing. by P-38lightning in politics

[–]Hematomato 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Statistically, San Francisco is the 37th most violent city in the United States.

Which is high, but also behind Dallas, Oklahoma City, KCMO, Wichita, Cincinatti, Tulsa, Nashville, Indianapolis, and Memphis.

"The dude saw a violent crime" is not somehow "proof" that San Francisco is a hellhole. A lot of people have seen a violent crime. I know I have. I wasn't in San Francisco, either.

Trump too senile to remember when *he* was president. by ActuallyNot in politics

[–]Hematomato 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

If you need to be senile to have a temporary memory lapse that leads to a verbal fuckup, then, I'm, like, fifty thousand years old.

Transgender mass murderer Audrey Hale's manifest is full of anti-white hate She killed white children in a Christian school for the color of their skin by P-38lightning in news

[–]Hematomato 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Sure, they make the first definition "an adult female person" and then leave plenty of wiggle room by adding "distinctly feminine nature."

Of course, one is inspired to ask the question: who put the Merriam-Webster company, which is privately owned by a Swiss-Syrian-Lebanese-Jewish billionaire named Jacqui Safra, in charge of the English language?

Seems like it's our language as much as it is his. Maybe more, given that my first language is English and his is presumably Swiss German.

Transgender mass murderer Audrey Hale's manifest is full of anti-white hate She killed white children in a Christian school for the color of their skin by P-38lightning in news

[–]Hematomato 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Oh, wow, so any written statement declaring intent, now. So a text saying "Going to the store, gonna get milk" qualifies as a manifesto :/

Instagram suspended my account.... by In-the-clouds in TechCompanies

[–]Hematomato 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

So you're using, what, a VPN, or Tor, or some identity-masking browser?

Transgender mass murderer Audrey Hale's manifest is full of anti-white hate She killed white children in a Christian school for the color of their skin by P-38lightning in news

[–]Hematomato 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

A manifesto used to mean "radical new ideas that shall be made manifest through the inevitable course of history."

Now it's been reduced to "dear diary, gonna kill bobby after 3rd period, kbye."

Well, okay. I mean, I'm not in charge of semantics. The old definition was more aesthetically pleasing, though.

Steven Crowder, right-wingers pivot to white privilege argument after Nashville shooter manifesto doesn’t discuss gender by neolib in whatever

[–]Hematomato 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I don't see any evidence in her writings that there isn't anything she doesn't hate. She hates whites, she hates gays, she hates the rich, she most likely hates herself...

...that's not a political orientation. That's just extreme depression. And when you couple extreme depression with a profound sense of humiliation, sometimes people explode.

Why do men in straight relationships not realize they are being pathetically used and are the most cucked people on the planet for being willing to settle for someone who's done things with other men, without them having to be in a relationship with her? by winkot in AskSaidIt

[–]Hematomato 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I would have zero interest in fucking a virgin. That's like hiring a handyman who's never used a screwdriver.

Steven Crowder, right-wingers pivot to white privilege argument after Nashville shooter manifesto doesn’t discuss gender by neolib in whatever

[–]Hematomato 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

So your contention is that she was motivated by leftist politics, based on a "poem" where she spews homophobic slurs?

Come on, now.

Do you think there is a 0.0001% chance you will eventually track down your childhood bullies? by winkot in AskSaidIt

[–]Hematomato 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Did you ever go look at the links I posted, to the archived Instagram and the Twitter controversy?

They prove pretty much beyond a shadow of a doubt that I was right.

Formal education doesn't make you smart by P-38lightning in whatever

[–]Hematomato 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

IQ doesn't measure anything resembling our cultural concept of "smartness."

Why do whites worship women so much? by alexstein in AskSaidIt

[–]Hematomato 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Everywhere else in the world they are hated

Spoken like someone who's never been more than ten miles from home.

Do you think there is a 0.0001% chance you will eventually track down your childhood bullies? by winkot in AskSaidIt

[–]Hematomato 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

It wouldn't be hard to "track them down." I know where they are.

One of them is a college adjunct professor who lives in a dingy, cluttered apartment, smokes pot all day, and occasionally fucks his adult students.

One of them is a guitarist in my friend's band. We had some beers and he apologized to me, and I've forgiven him. Nice guy. Not a good enough guitarist for me to want to play with, but nice guy.

One of them is serving 25 years in prison for robbing a drycleaner at gunpoint.

One of them went bald, got fat, and sells insurance in Tacoma.

How to cope working with woke colleagues? by [deleted] in AskSaidIt

[–]Hematomato 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Well, mileage may vary, but usually I find that after I give someone a calm, lengthy, and thorough lecture about the merits, importance, and virtue of professionalism, they don't want to talk to me about anything anymore.

And then I can do my job.

Steven Crowder, right-wingers pivot to white privilege argument after Nashville shooter manifesto doesn’t discuss gender by neolib in whatever

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Maybe - just maybe - a lunatic mass murderer was motivated by something other than binary left-right politics.

Transgender mass murderer Audrey Hale's manifest is full of anti-white hate She killed white children in a Christian school for the color of their skin by P-38lightning in news

[–]Hematomato 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I've seen a number of manifestos in my day. That is not a manifesto. That is a diary and a schedule.

How to cope working with woke colleagues? by [deleted] in AskSaidIt

[–]Hematomato 6 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 0 fun7 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Is "Do your damn job and occasionally remind them that it's unprofessional to talk about politics in the workplace" too obvious an answer?

Professional writer rationally shreks a troll by iamonlyoneman in whatever

[–]Hematomato 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

And yet virtually no one gives a shit how rational she was or wasn't.

Everyone who's on the "Trans YAY" side of the aisle will conclude that she's a shrill TERFy harpy who deserves to have all her teeth knocked in.

And everyone who's on the "Trans BOO" side of the aisle will celebrate an important moral victory and verbally jerk each other off.

And not one thing will change.

Yes or no, would you slap a girl if she rejected you narcissistically? by winkot in AskSaidIt

[–]Hematomato 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Of course not.

When a girl rejects you, the proper course of action is to erase her from your mind, forget she exists, and pursue a different girl.

Sam Bankman-Fried had an oinker for a girlfriend, paid her shit wages, and then blamed all the trouble on her. by IkeConn in finance

[–]Hematomato 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Caroline Ellison isn't fat. That's a ridiculously unflattering picture. She looks more like this:

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2023/11/03/13/77364105-12707007-image-a-1_1699018658922.jpg

Or like this, in a posed picture:

https://www.coindesk.com/resizer/EvT-NTTToC-YEXIfRgGcj6U_yPE=/1056x792/filters:quality(80):format(webp)/cloudfront-us-east-1.images.arcpublishing.com/coindesk/Y6UVCBTWAFCXNH4DF2CH4BTQKI.jpg

She's not pretty, for sure. But she's fascinating. She's clearly neurodivergent, extremely strong-willed, kinky as fuck, and has completely weird philosophies about sex and relationships.

And, frankly, I don't think Sam isn't lying. I think Caroline was at least a partner in crime in the fraud, and quite possibly pulling most of the strings.

What's the point of having genetic waste reproduce instead of incels? by winkot in AskSaidIt

[–]Hematomato 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

What's the point in anything? We're a bunch of stardust that somehow acquired code to eat, make more of itself, and die.

If you saw an ugly guy with a gf would you cave his skull in? by winkot in AskSaidIt

[–]Hematomato 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

No, to be honest I'd just walk right by him without another thought. Because I have no reason to give even one single shit about him or his girlfriend.

Oopsie by jet199 in conspiracy

[–]Hematomato 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

lol.

That sounds so plausible that it's basically a "Yeah, okay, that's what happened" situation.

A Senator Posted This - Spicy by [deleted] in whatever

[–]Hematomato 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Spicy!!

Probably not as spicy as the time Ted Cruz posted that video of Cory Chase fucking her "stepdaughter and boyfriend," though.

The date was September 11, 2017. Never forget.

Why are americans such assholes? by alexstein in AskSaidIt

[–]Hematomato 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Well, it's not as simple as all that, is it? We've got eleven different macrocultures here. So it's hard to know whether you're talking about the raging assholes of New York, or the passive-aggressive assholes of the Midwest, or the sanctimonious assholes of the South, or the pretentious assholes of California and the Pacific Northwest, or the batshit hippie assholes of Hawaii...

What do you think of making a discord sock account, adding girls to your friends list on it and obnoxiously flirting with everyone in the public chats? by winkot in AskSaidIt

[–]Hematomato 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I think it certainly happens.

It's kind of obnoxious, but hardly a capital crime.

"The Definition of INTELLIGENCE: If you agree with me, then you're intelligent." -Robert Kiyosaki by Tom_Bombadil in whatever

[–]Hematomato 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

That might well be the first sentiment you've ever posted that I completely agree with.

Are they using the free version of AI again? by P-38lightning in WarWatch

[–]Hematomato 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

The free versions and the paid versions are pretty much the same thing.

How Socks, military expert, imagines war vs real life by jet199 in funny

[–]Hematomato 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I wouldn't really say the video is "dumb," but it's hard to see what it has to do with war.

Yet another way all climate doomer models are wrong: Water can evaporate with only light input, more than with only heat. by iamonlyoneman in whatever

[–]Hematomato 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

It's a very interesting finding, but the implications with respect to climate change are not readily apparent. Presumably, it reflects laws of physics that have always been true.

Dammit, Weegs was right by jet199 in whatever

[–]Hematomato 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Well, that's... not a way to view this paper. This paper says that when you diminish activity in the threat-processing centers of the brain, people become more liberal.

I will agree, though, that "the far left" is different from "the left." People who don't fear much are very often center-left. People who are in a constant state of fear are usually far-something.

Why are me and winkot the only real niggas on this website? by alexstein in AskSaidIt

[–]Hematomato 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Incels are rebranding themselves as "real niggas" now?

Well, okay then.

This chick knows the freakin' time by hfxB0oyA in WarWatch

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Is that a chick, or is that a little lad who loves berries and cream?

Dammit, Weegs was right by jet199 in whatever

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It's funny how there are two ways to read this article.

One is that the government could use magnets to turn people into liberal sheep.

The other is that the true foundation of conservatism is persistent, arational fear that needs to be contextualized into some kind of worldview.

Have you observed that public couples are aware that disadvantaged men have 0 opportunities, and therefore aren't willing to go into desolate areas, and are only in public for the sake of torturing others with "success" that they know isn't earned? by winkot in AskSaidIt

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I'm usually in public because I want to see live music.

Sometimes I bring my wife and/or my girlfriend.

It ain't about you.

How do you psychologically process the fact that ugly men in Japan and China are given free easy sex and pity-kissing? by [deleted] in AskSaidIt

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What??

Japan is, like, the original incel culture. The rate of virginity out there is staggeringly high. They're like fifteen years more advanced than us when it comes to the design and manufacture of incels.

It's a trap! by Musky in memes

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I'm just gonna reply to myself here because this rabbithole is kinda interesting.

Here's an archive of her deleted Instagram profile, where you can very clearly see she's playing with a dildo:

https://fapello.com/phoebe-owns-u/

And here's a bunch of woke Twitterati calling her "deplorable" for faking being trans and telling her to go fuck herself.

https://twitter.com/troonytoons/status/1631232070285660160

It's a trap! by Musky in memes

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Dude, I've made thousands of renders on deep learning text-to-image models. I know what 2023 AI looks like. This ain't it.

It's like we've all forgotten that sometimes ordinary digital pictures look kinda weird.

It's a trap! by Musky in memes

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There used to be a whole subreddit about how amateur sex workers never know what to do with their legs. It was pretty funny. A bunch of them sort of press their toes together like they're skiing and they're trying to slow down into a turn.

It's a trap! by Musky in memes

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It's not. You can see her right foot. The view of most of her right leg is blocked by her left leg.

It's a trap! by Musky in memes

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For whatever reason, I did a reverse image search.

That's a former camgirl who called herself "Phoebe Owns U." She was trying her hand at being a dominatrix. That's a strapon dildo under her shorts and she was "threatening" to peg her paypigs with it.

In other words: not trans. This is a cis woman.

Elon Musk says AI future has 'no jobs' in it as 'magic genie' will replace all human roles by ansarlodhi in WorldNews

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There will come a day when robots and neural networks can build a farm and a restaurant, farm and harvest the crops, transport them to the restaurant, cook and prepare the food, sell it to the customer, and handle unexpected restaurant incidents from choking to fistfights.

When that day comes, we'll be in a post-capitalist world where there will be no jobs because there is no need for jobs.

That day is not coming in our lifetimes. It's centuries away.

Trump’s Base Is Everyday Americans, Not Fringe Extremists - LewRockwell by boston_blackie in politics

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I think what most people fail to realize is that Trump has two bases: there are the Trump voters, and there are the Trump supporters.

The Trump supporters show up at his rallies, buy his NFTs, say he's the only man who can save America, basically treat him like he's the Second Coming.

The Trump voters are mostly just people who hate liberals and therefore are amused by Trump's unique ability to cause them visceral emotional pain.

Covid Authoritarians Want Forgiveness – Here's Why They Don't Deserve It - LewRockwell by boston_blackie in news

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It's not that we'll forgive, it's just that we'll forget. Americans get laser-focused on one or two controversies at a time. Right now everyone's talking about Gaza. If you bring up COVID, they'll just squint at you like: dude, do you think it's still 2021?

I just happened upon one single news article that states Putin is dead and I have found not even one other screaming headline. So unsure. I would think if real then it's very real world news and would be blasted everywhere nonstop. by thomastheglassexpert in WorldNews

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Something happened on October 23. Russian backchannels started to light up with the news that Putin had suffered a heart attack and collapsed, and Joe Biden rushed out of a speech saying "I have to go to the Situation Room."

But I don't think Putin's death could be kept secret. I think it would cause an irresistible power vacuum in Russia as people jockeyed to be his successor.

My gut tells me that Putin had a heart attack and survived it. And, although he's been in bed for most of the last week, he's still in charge.

That's just my gut, though.

Would you risk getting rolled up by cold approaching? by winkot in AskSaidIt

[–]Hematomato 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Cold approaching is awkward and rude. I've got no interest in it.

Either meet on a dating site, or just be friendly with a woman and give you and her both time to get to know each other.

Did you know that you were rejected by all the trannies on this website, because they refuse to use s/datetransgirls ? by winkot in AskSaidIt

[–]Hematomato 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I'm not sure "rejection" is the same concept as "total lack of awareness of my existence."

Great! So The Plan for Gaza/Palestine Is To Ship Them to The US/UK/Canada? by UncleWillard56 in news

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I feel like... you missed the joke there. But I just wanna mention...

What happened to all this Arab/Muslim brotherhood. Why isn't Iran rushing to take them?

The thing about Islam is it's undergoing it's own version of the Catholic/Protestant conflicts that caused Europeans to murder each other for centuries.

Iran is populated by Shi'ites. Most Palestinians are Sunni. Those sects often don't get along at all.

Black sex offender murders White blonde female in road rage - Zero media outrage. NO mention of racial motivation. by RR_2023 in news

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Matters to me. When journalists are obsessed with race, the stories say far more about the journalist than about the incident being reported on.

Woman kicks mugger's ass by Musky in whatever

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I'm sure you'd be entirely gleeful if a weaker person gave you the "right of natural law" to knock all his teeth in.

Black sex offender murders White blonde female in road rage - Zero media outrage. NO mention of racial motivation. by RR_2023 in news

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...well, is there any evidence of racial motivation?

Space is for faggots. by FlatEarthDaveTV in space

[–]Hematomato 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Remember when the Soviets spent fifteen years shooting dogs into space to see if they'd die?

That was fucking metal.

Great! So The Plan for Gaza/Palestine Is To Ship Them to The US/UK/Canada? by UncleWillard56 in news

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Should be fine. We'll just shove them all into a narrow strip of land in central Montana, build a wall around it, and refuse to let them leave. Problem: solved.

Your Fate is Decided by this C**t by MagicMike in politics

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Nah, man, my fate is going to be identical regardless of whatever bullshit goes down on the eastern side of the "country."

SIMULTANEOUS ATTACKS TARGET US BASES IN SYRIA by Dumbu922 in Antiwar

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I will give Joe Biden fifty dollars if he will give a speech employing the phrase: "It's on like Donkey Kong."

Woke Trans Pastor says transphobia is a sin and trans people are divine by johnsmith315 in SaidIt

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Well, I suppose he's as entitled to speak for God as anyone else.

By the way, God says that if you're not drinking alcohol right now, you're fucking your life up.

Yes, Palestinian Arabs support Hamas by iamonlyoneman in politics

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So... I guess we've established that we're both Sith! You can be Darth Christian and I'll be Darth Atheist. Old men can sarcastically call us "Darth" as though it were a proper name.

Yes, Palestinian Arabs support Hamas by iamonlyoneman in politics

[–]Hematomato 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

What, only a sith? Sounds like an absolute to me.

Space is fake and gay. by FlatEarthDaveTV in conspiracy

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And also those faggots who think that birds are real biological organisms

Woman kicks mugger's ass by Musky in whatever

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All martial artists are secretly spending their lives waiting and praying for the opportunity to beat the shit out of a weaker person without being arrested.

Space is fake and gay. by FlatEarthDaveTV in space

[–]Hematomato 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Space has a terrible power.

Space is fake and gay. by FlatEarthDaveTV in space

[–]Hematomato 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

No, friend. Space may be gay - very, very gay - irresistibly gay, even - but it is not fake. Not one man has ever gone to space and returned heterosexual.

Leaked Israeli intelligence document reveals plan to ‘expel’ 2.2 million Palestinian refugees and send them to Europe, Canada and the United States. by [deleted] in politics

[–]Hematomato 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

It means it's the desired endgame of about six people in a specific ministry.

The Israeli policymakers have no doubt looked at it and said: not realistic.

It joins a stack of probably hundreds of rejected proposals.

Leaked Israeli intelligence document reveals plan to ‘expel’ 2.2 million Palestinian refugees and send them to Europe, Canada and the United States. by [deleted] in politics

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Unfortunately, you are either misinformed or lying.

Yes, it's a paper from a junior intelligence ministry. This is what those ministries do: they have brainstorming meetings. Green light/red light meetings. No idea too strange. Hit us with everything, and we'll narrow it down.

My friend was in a NASA group like that back in the early 2000s. He wrote an official government paper on getting out of the way of an asteroid by pushing the moon out of its orbit. This does not make "losing the moon" the official policy of the United States of America.

Similarly, "evict every single Palestinian from Gaza" is not official policy, and it is not being carried out.

Meat should have warning labels like cigarette packets, say scientists by [deleted] in NotTheOnion

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Works for me. Warning labels are pretty metal. They are visceral reminders that life will kill us and that everything around us is decay and despair.

Leaked Israeli intelligence document reveals plan to ‘expel’ 2.2 million Palestinian refugees and send them to Europe, Canada and the United States. by [deleted] in politics

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Because powerful nations aren't cooperative. They're competitive.

The U.S., China, and Russia aren't thinking "How can we get together and solve this." They're thinking "What opportunities does this conflict give me to fuck the other two?"

If you cold approached and she spat on you, would you blame yourself or realize that there is NOTHING worse about you just because you don't know her and that she is insane for thinking this way? by winkot in AskSaidIt

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You do know that most people have friends, don't you? You aren't the norm. The majority of men have friends.

Leaked Israeli intelligence document reveals plan to ‘expel’ 2.2 million Palestinian refugees and send them to Europe, Canada and the United States. by [deleted] in politics

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Ah, finally, a link! Thank you.

And that pretty quickly led me to this:

https://apnews.com/article/israel-gaza-population-transfer-hamas-egypt-palestinians-refugees-5f99378c0af6aca183a90c631fa4da5a

...which says this is a "concept paper" by a junior ministry with no policymaking powers, and does not represent Israeli policy.

(Poll) What is the Ideal Adult Male Height? (Again) by Mcheetah in AskSaidIt

[–]Hematomato 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I guess it's just like: superior for what.

Shorter guys tend to be healthier and live longer. Tall guys tend to make a little more money in their careers.

For some sports (e.g., wrestling and gymnastics), it's better to be short, and for some (e.g., swimming and basketball), it's better to be tall.

Most women prefer their men to be about six inches taller than they are, but that's a slim majority - a few have "taller-the-better" kinks, a few have "short king" kinks, and the remainder don't really give that much of a shit.

General Mike Flynn Warns 2024 May Be the Last Election We Have As a Republic | The Gateway Pundit | by Jim Hᴏft - Oct 3, 2023 by boston_blackie in politics

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Amusingly enough, "2024 may be the last election we have as a Republic" is one of the few truly bipartisan sentiments, that both Democrats and Republicans can agree upon.

This is my blocked user list by [deleted] in SaidIt

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Ha ha, you can't read this, you piece of shit.

North Dakota's longest-serving state senator in history, Republican, Christian Nationalist, Ray Holmberg has been indicted for possessing child porn and for travelling to the Czech Republic from 2011-2016 to rape women under 18. by ActuallyNot in conspiracy

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The age of consent in Czechia is 15. Sorta weird, I think, to charge him with a crime for something that was legal where he did it. It's a bit like arresting someone for getting high in Amsterdam once they step back off the plane.

Yes, Palestinian Arabs support Hamas by iamonlyoneman in politics

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It is indeed a categorical statement, and it is the truth. People don't follow religions. Religions follow people.

YEMEN HAS DECLARED WAR AGAINST ISRAEL - FIRED BALLISTIC MISSILES TOWARDS EILAT CITY by Choza in Antiwar

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Um, no. The Houthi may be in Yemen, but they have a good relationship with Iran and a bad relationship with the Sunni-led government of Yemen.

It's closer to the truth to call this an Iranian attack on Israel than a Yemeni one.