Your homework assignment is to have consensual sex with whatever you hate the most.

submitted by Hematomato from self.AskSaidIt

If you hate Christians, have sex with a Christian.

If you hate niggers, have sex with a nigger.

If you hate trans people, have sex with a trans person.

If you hate Trump supporters, have sex with a Trump supporter.

If you hate illegal immigrants, have sex with an illegal immigrant.

Just remember that you aren't allowed to rape them. They have to decide they'd also like to have sex with you.

This is your homework assignment. I will be grading you.

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[–]turtlew0rk 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

This isn't how I understand this sub is supposed to work

[–]Hematomato[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

I have altered the deal. Pray that I don't alter it further.

[–]turtlew0rk 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Well I hate hot blondes. Wish me luck...

[–]Adventurous_Ad6212 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

good thing i hate myself the most. i just finished cranking one out to porn.

[–]Tom_Bombadil 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (7 children)

Boring.

[–]Hematomato[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (6 children)

You are a bad person.

[–]Tom_Bombadil 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (5 children)

Your homework assignment is to have consensual sex with whatever you hate the most.

[–]Hematomato[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

Tom, I wasn't talking about you. I know you're three years from death and half your brain has already been killed by oxygen deprivation. I was talking about people who still exist.

[–]Tom_Bombadil 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

You responded instantly like a bot.

You're a bot.

[–]Hematomato[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

You responded instantly like a dying old man with brain damage.

You are a dying old man with brain damage.

[–]Tom_Bombadil 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Yep. Boring, and unoriginal.

I'm not surprised that's all you can come up with. Your programmer should be embarrassed.

[–]Hematomato[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

He's still working out the bugs. I'm being designed to replace the massive region of dead tissue in your brain.

[–]Mcheetah 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I hate degenerate, anti-monogamous, perverted, woke/Progressive, half-assed, part-time lesbians who scam heterosexual men for money, attention, and emotional validation. Am I supposed to have sex with a "'bisexual'" woman? I'd almost rather take the tranny.

And yeah, your post isn't a question.