Thankfully I was protected by zyxzevn in NoNewNormal

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Yes it was a milder case of pregnancy than if u were unprotected I am sure.

Fashion at the time. by shadeviking in TumblrInAction

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Shoulda just tied an onion to your belt Gen Z...

The American left in one image by [deleted] in memes

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And Ukraine flag. Don't forget the Ukraine flag.

Billie Eilish says watching porn as a child ‘destroyed my brain’ by jet199 in coomer

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I guess. But not enthusiastically

Flu Cancelled this year! by Questionable in news

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Well I for one am glad I wont be getting the flu this year and say why stop at 20-21? Maybe next they will cancel or at the very least postpone Covid for a while so hospitals can catch up and we can enjoy freedom for a bit. I think a year is fair. But will trust the experts decision whatever they decide without question.

Is there a kind of reverse Viagra for men that completely suppresses the male sex drive? by Mcheetah in AskSaidIt

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Debbie Wasserman Schultz

So who is the biggest piece of shit on saidit this week? by jet199 in AskSaidIt

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me

Canadian government is forced to deny bizarre rumour that Fidel Castro is Justin Trudeau's "real father" by xoenix in canada

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Who is forcing them to do this?

Who thinks I could fuck up every nigga on this website by sneako in AskSaidIt

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You seem like a real nigga to me. At least from my understanding of the term.

My parents are fictophobic and it’s so tiring! by xoenix in TumblrInAction

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Thank you good sir. I am getting to the point where I really need to need to start conserving brain cell when I can. These past few years have been rough.

Brown Recluse In Butt: brown recluse spiders are biting people of all ages, emerging from their anus to inject their host with venom, and sending many of them to the hospital. by [deleted] in NotTheOnion

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Duh! Why else would there be mirrors in bathrooms?

Brown Recluse In Butt: brown recluse spiders are biting people of all ages, emerging from their anus to inject their host with venom, and sending many of them to the hospital. by [deleted] in NotTheOnion

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I was bit in ass cheek by a brown recluse.

Nebraska senator flips out debating ban on sex change surgeries for minors, screams 'we need trans people' by Oyveygoyim in politics

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Destabilization?? But she is likeable! A real people person.

lolol

Jamaican cottage rental business says it won't rent to black Americans anymore "Disrespectful, entitled, unappreciative" by [deleted] in news

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I knew an older lady originally from Jamaica who was one of the most openly racist people I've ever known. HATED American black people. Gave me the impression that this was a common view to have among Jamaicans.

"Nazi flag" found in White House incident by Musky in politics

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So it was the Germans!

Man arrested after masturbating four times on Southwest flight, claims he had asked the permission of the passenger seated next to him by [deleted] in NotTheOnion

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If that is the case I have masturbated roughly 374 times today. Give or take, if I had to put a number on it.

Good ol' otherkin tumblr cringe by CleverFoolOfEarth in TumblrInAction

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at least once

Am I reading this data correct? 18.4% of unvaxed represent 19.3% of hospitalizations? So statistically speaking, the vaccine did nothing to prevent hospitalizations? by HiddenFox in AskSaidIt

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If you support either side you support war criminals.

Your homework assignment is to have consensual sex with whatever you hate the most. by Hematomato in AskSaidIt

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Well I hate hot blondes. Wish me luck...

Trump Mocked After Claiming Magnets Don't Work Underwater at Rally by Drewski in politics

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I've got a guy...

Conversation between magnora7 and Ed by neolib in whatever

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Are they a couple or something?

Trump Mocked After Claiming Magnets Don't Work Underwater at Rally by Drewski in politics

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How are the magnets?

Holy Shirt (NSFW) by chottohen in memes

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You absolutely should for everyone else. This is $279 product IMO. Before shipping and optional customization of course.

Holy Shirt (NSFW) by chottohen in memes

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Fantastic! That is actually a little less than I was expecting.

Abortion Advocates Brutally Assault Pro-Life People Outside Planned Parenthood by [deleted] in news

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I bet you're fun at parties.

At this point I’m starting to think that there’s a single guy with a trans-fetish in charge of corporate marketing strategies for all the corporations. North Face joins BudLight in Troontown by ClassroomPast6178 in TumblrInAction

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Not sure. And to further complicate it, what does he consider a chick or a dude?

Janelle Monáe on Redefining Pleasure via Nudity - “I’m much happier when my titties are out.” by [deleted] in Boobs

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She is fine as hell

Elon Musk just told the CEO of the Anti-Defamation League to stop defaming him by AXXA in SocialMedia

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It was a halloween costume.

[IRONIC] Russia's propaganda machine is so powerful that many Russians don't even realize they're in a disinformation bubble by [deleted] in politics

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So glad that here in America we don't even ever have to consider that the information we are given could possibly be disinformation. This is of course thanks to the fact that propaganda does not, and has not ever existed in America. No critical thought needed thanks to the lack of a threat.

Here’s a dozen times Joe Biden played a role in son Hunter’s business dealings by [deleted] in politics

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It wont matter

More black people slap each other, this time it's after a tennis match by [deleted] in news

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Must be an epidemic

Where can I find pro-Putin or pro-Russia t-shirts? by fschmidt in AskSaidIt

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That

Where can I find pro-Putin or pro-Russia t-shirts? by fschmidt in AskSaidIt

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Yeah, probably for less that than that even. But what's that got to do with the price of tea in china?

Where can I find pro-Putin or pro-Russia t-shirts? by fschmidt in AskSaidIt

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The Soviet Union has been gone for 30 years. Russia is not a communist country anymore and has a GDP smaller than California. I am confused. Who are the commies you are worried about?

Where can I find pro-Putin or pro-Russia t-shirts? by fschmidt in AskSaidIt

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Who are the nazis in power? The Russians?

I am lost

Where can I find pro-Putin or pro-Russia t-shirts? by fschmidt in AskSaidIt

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Cause....why? Russia is communist again?

British hospitals asking men if they are pregnant before getting scans by [deleted] in Europe

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I fall well under the length that requires licensing thank u very much

British hospitals asking men if they are pregnant before getting scans by [deleted] in Europe

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Can't say for sure doc. I have been pulling out but we both know that is never 100%. Probably best you grab a pregnancy test to be safe. I will get my penis swabbed up...

Holocaust Denial Arguments: The Allied autopsies confirm that disease was the main cause of death. by HibikiBlack in C_S_T

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No makss

Does TikTok prove that Idiocracy has arrived? by fschmidt in AskSaidIt

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I prefer them in pairs tho

These are ALL Coincidences! || From 9/11 to the Great Reset by Jesus in conspiracy

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Coincidences are anti-semitic

If that's one of customers in the reflection I might have to bring a priest with me. by jet199 in TumblrInAction

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He coulda included the name of the business to get them credit for their meaning valor signaling instead of literally stealing their valor signaling thunder.

Wait....Someone should screenshot the tweet with the guys name cropped out and steal it from both of them!!!!

One mask to rule them all by Tiwaking in meme

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So you think racist white people put an anti-mask statement on a mask and it was intended to criticize people for wearing masks?

Whats the angle?

Where are all these Nazi's coming from? Are they racist against white maskers? Black anti-maskers?

Whats the big plot?

The mother of the queer teen rapist in the Loudoun County debacle looks exactly as you'd have imagined she would by wristaction in politics

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Careful! The The TQ+FKSW~ crowd will kick the LGBs out for not being inclusive enough. Just a matter of time until you guys get lumped in with us heteros because you have valid sexual and gender identities that aren't the product of an untreated mental illness.

Serious question. Why are there no biohazard bins for used masks and gloves if this virus is so contagious and deadly? by JasonCarswell in Coronavirus

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I've said this from the get go!

Apparently "fact shaming" is now a thing by jet199 in TheAntiWokeLeft

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Oddly enough the fact checkers have yet to be guilty of this...

The unfolding Petty Tyranny: Canadian town (Oakville, ON) requires vaccine proof to get married by [deleted] in canada

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Once you accept that you must apply for a license from the government to get married it opens the door for all types of shit like this.

The government shouldn't be involved in marriage in he first place.

I'm part of the resistance from within the Iron LEFT. Ask me anything. by MisterQ in AskSaidIt

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I believe they prefer to be called Anusgoblins these days you bigot.

I'm part of the resistance from within the Iron LEFT. Ask me anything. by MisterQ in AskSaidIt

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Cool. Whats the Iron Left?

Fauci Lied To Congress About Gain-of-Function Research (10:31) ~ Ben Swann by JasonCarswell in Coronavirus

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This loophole checks out. Clearly this man is a lawyer or in politics. That or he has a future in either.

Teacher Suspended After Saying George Floyd Would be Alive If He Complied by scrubking in politics

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Nobody on either side should be ok with this. This teacher is teaching children that police can kill you for complying to their demands.

REDDIT FUCKING SUCKS by [deleted] in MeanwhileOnReddit

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Too soon?

Trump Revokes All of Hillary‘s Privileges as Former First Lady by Morphos1759 in politics

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As far as I can tell they are not attempting to be funny and they are succeeding at that. It quotes Sen Joe Barron as claiminig questioning the president is something done in a democracy but we are in a republic which has a king. And that he revoked her 1st lady privileges such as free food and free healthcare for life and claims she will have to sell more uranium to make up for it. The site is called galaxy news and no quotes or stories within it can be found for anything it claims.

We're in a 1776 moment. by Orangutan in politics

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Also zero microaggressions and of course it would have to be trans friendly. Also it should promote equity so there should be limited white reprepresention meaning of course white women. White men would qualify as micro-aggressions so naturally they are out altogether.

Other than that we are in. Although we should probably rename the movement. 1776 seems white-supremacy ya know?

Trump Mocked After Claiming Magnets Don't Work Underwater at Rally by Drewski in politics

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All I know about magnets is this, give me a glass of water, let me drop it on the magnets, that’s the end of the magnets,' Trump declared.

His statement is 100% correct. He's not picking up any wet magnets.

Israel just attacked Iran again by [deleted] in WorldNews

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And once again the corporate media has been had....

Negro by Tarrock in politics

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This isn't a traditional forum and isn't obliged to adhere to your standards.

The Plot to Destroy Russell Brand Is a Message to All of Us and a Trial Balloon to Test Outrage by Oyveygoyim in corruption

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Of course not.

The Plot to Destroy Russell Brand Is a Message to All of Us and a Trial Balloon to Test Outrage by Oyveygoyim in corruption

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Brand called Jimmy Savile

You mean Brand interviewed him on BBC radio?

Jimmy Savile, who suggested the pair could meet if Brand brought along a sister.

Did you listen to this? Brand says "It would be very nice to meet you one day" (as in they hadn't met and were not friends) to which Saville made the comment about bringing his sister which Brand replied (clearly joking) that he could bring an employee.

As you stated this was 5 years before Saville's crimes were exposed. If interviewing the man once and making a joke that is tasteless in hindsight makes him friends with Saville and by extension a rapist then what are we to think of the Royal family the British government and BBC who supported him for 6 decades including Margaret Thatcher who entertained him at her home and called for him to be knighted?

Prince Charles was close to him and sought his public relations advice. Princess Diana was just a phone call away. And former Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher entertained him at her country home and pushed for him to be knighted.

Jimmy Savile was a staple as a presenter for the BBC, on radio and TV for decades, from the 1970s to the turn of the millennium. But all along, he had been a serial sex abuser and pedophile — which came to light publicly after his 2011 death.

Source

The Plot to Destroy Russell Brand Is a Message to All of Us and a Trial Balloon to Test Outrage by Oyveygoyim in corruption

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The dude publicly behaved like a nonce for decades

How so? Why are we only now seeing him called a rapist?

His name is in Epstein's little book

Nope.

He was friends with Jimmy Saville

What are you basing this on?

Reddit's top post about Trump's mugshot tweet had to restrict comments to "clubhouse" users by xoenix in MeanwhileOnReddit

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The who's who of the fall of Western civilization.

Can anyone explain the logic? by Canbot in memes

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You didn't just source yourself did you?

Christcucks are pussies. You can do whatever you want to them. by [deleted] in Funny_Stuff

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So bossy

Who thinks I could fuck up every nigga on this website by sneako in AskSaidIt

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I believe it's a net positive remark. I known that being a fake ass nigga is definitely a bad thing. Mostly from movies.

I could fuck up every one of you faggots in 10 seconds flat by sneako in TumblrInAction

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Depending how many people you may just run out of time.

Holy Shirt (NSFW) by chottohen in memes

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I am a large. Shirt size of course ;)

Holy Shirt (NSFW) by chottohen in memes

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Make it a caricature and I am sold!

My parents are fictophobic and it’s so tiring! by xoenix in TumblrInAction

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At what point are they just gonna go ahead and put the letters in alphabetical order to make in easier on everyone?

Trans man who gave birth to boy says he is shut-out by LGBTQ community by [deleted] in TumblrInAction

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How do they know it was a boy he gave birth to? I doubt they asked it.

Abortion Advocates Brutally Assault Pro-Life People Outside Planned Parenthood by [deleted] in news

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"If you really want to piss off the pro-lifers "

You mean If you really want to protect a women's right to choose.....Right???

Man with ‘sandpaper hands’ wants them cut off as going to the toilet is excruciating by [deleted] in NotTheOnion

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Yeah.....It's going to toilet that is painful. Right.

Council cuts more trees down ‘to stop people having public sex’ by [deleted] in WorldNews

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Sounds like their sex is gonna be a lot more public without all those trees providing cover.

'Bowel-splitter' goliath turd uncovered at motorway services sets Twitter alight by [deleted] in NotTheOnion

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Pulitzer stuff dailystar. Keep it up.

Guam's internet crippled after storm.... by In-the-clouds in news

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Lets just all be thankful the island itself didn't tip over in the storm.

Hospital caregiver nabbed for inserting toilet mats into patient's anus by [deleted] in NotTheOnion

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"I didn't know we weren't allowed to do that here."

Woman who can't stop farting gets body cracked to 'stop gases' and does it in doctor's face by [deleted] in NotTheOnion

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Was she born without a butt crack? How sad...

Attracted to Women? You Might Be Gynosexual. by xoenix in TumblrInAction

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Gynomite!!

Norway warns civilians to stay away from Russian spy whale by [deleted] in NotTheOnion

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I tend to stay away from whales in general so I am pretty safe. Glad to see they got the warning out to the Norwegians who could easily fall prey to this whales Russian disinformation and intelligence gathering campaigns.

Slava slava!

Jamaican cottage rental business says it won't rent to black Americans anymore "Disrespectful, entitled, unappreciative" by [deleted] in news

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Classy.

You realize that "American" isn't a race right?

Jamaican cottage rental business says it won't rent to black Americans anymore "Disrespectful, entitled, unappreciative" by [deleted] in news

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bruh...

Nebraska senator flips out debating ban on sex change surgeries for minors, screams 'we need trans people' by Oyveygoyim in politics

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Well she made a name for herself in National politics.

Cops are suing, because the Sig P230 seems to be shooting them. On its own. While holstered. by iamonlyoneman in Guns

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I had that gun in a .380 and didn't like it and it didn't even shoot me.

Christian adult star quit teaching job for sex work as 'God told her to' by [deleted] in NotTheOnion

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It had nothing to do with the fact that she is pushing 40?

Mormon mum 'banished' for OnlyFans says God watches her racy content – and 'likes it' by [deleted] in NotTheOnion

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I am willing to forgive her and welcome her into my priesthood

Former President George W. Bush: “The decision of one man to launch a wholly unjustified and brutal invasion of Iraq. I mean of Ukraine.” by Orangutan in politics

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There are just certain things that will not be tolerated these days. Being a war criminal mean tweeter is one of them.

Former President George W. Bush: “The decision of one man to launch a wholly unjustified and brutal invasion of Iraq. I mean of Ukraine.” by Orangutan in politics

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More Freudian than a Frueade family picnic

Alisha Lehmann by IkeConn in IdBoinkHer

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uh, yeah

Man arrested after masturbating four times on Southwest flight, claims he had asked the permission of the passenger seated next to him by [deleted] in NotTheOnion

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End it at 3 and live to publicly masturbate another day..

It feels like after Biden took over the internet went to SUPER hard censorship. by [deleted] in AskSaidIt

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Ever since Ol' Man Biden been around I tell ya

Where can I find pro-Putin or pro-Russia t-shirts? by fschmidt in AskSaidIt

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Yes. Making the risk of a reunited USSR pretty much non-existent. Which along with Russia not being a communist country was my entire point of questioning the your commie comment.

I am no closer to an answer now than when I began sadly.

Where can I find pro-Putin or pro-Russia t-shirts? by fschmidt in AskSaidIt

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I haven't. But I wouldn't be surprised if a couple Russian soldiers would waive one for Nostalgia or something possibly. But most of the former USSR are now members of NATO members (notable exception being Ukraine.) and would not be vulnerable to another Soviet takeover anytime soon.

He who does not regret the break-up of the Soviet Union has no heart; he who wants to revive it in its previous form has no head.

-Vladimir Putin

British hospitals asking men if they are pregnant before getting scans by [deleted] in Europe

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Do NOT! Assume my gender....you bigot!

British hospitals asking men if they are pregnant before getting scans by [deleted] in Europe

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Umm...doc that is clearly impossible. I am a fetus. Fetuses can't get preggo. Thats day 1 doctor stuff dude. Day 1.