Well, well, well...

fijupanda · 2020-08-03T19:08:37+00:00

pulls out a calculator

So, you get the cis and the trans deleting each other so we have zero here. Masc and lesbian deleting each other so another zero. Nonbinary and butch we've got a plus binary. So we add the zeros and binary, and we get a null binary.

But we must also multiply trans with lesbian so we've got a transbian. Masc and nonbinary and we've got a ambivalent dudebro. Butch and ambivalent dudebro give macho.

So we have a null binary transbian macho.

Dividing nullbinary with macho we get masc.

Root the transbian and we've got a thespian.

So a masc thespian would be my answer.

fijupanda · 2020-07-13T09:29:17+00:00

well it's called yuri (lily) and not cactus for a reason.

fijupanda · 2020-07-10T19:33:54+00:00

omnomnomnomnom

fijupanda · 2020-08-04T12:18:23+00:00

Someone wrote something along the lines that they can't believe a man in "the twilight of his life" is being harassed by people, and Shatner replied "it's actually afternoon lunch here". roflmao

fijupanda · 2020-07-30T03:56:17+00:00

hahaha, that lonely one is lithromantic. being romantically attracted but only in theory. roflmao4ever

fijupanda · 2021-06-23T17:56:30+00:00

Like once upon a time Lao Tzu who tried to explain that all comes from the same source that splits into complimentary duality in order to form differences as an expression of itself and then forgets itself in order to experience seeming separateness, I too ponder and do wonder if these non binary folk with their non this binaries realize that they create more binaries, and more separations ad naseum or are they like a matroshka a non binary within a binary within a binary of the ultimate binary which is the non binary of non sense.

fijupanda · 2020-07-23T02:34:13+00:00

fucking GMO. I knew it... I knew we'd all start to mutate.

fijupanda · 2020-07-17T19:12:39+00:00

He. Was. A. Drag. Queen.

Making. Caricatures. Out. Of. Women.

He. Was. Gay.

As. In. Dick. Aficionado.

He. Wasn't. A. Trans. Non Binary. Femme. Bilesbian.

Mic. Drop.

fijupanda · 2021-06-02T16:24:18+00:00

fuck this, I like motorbikes and I like dicks and vaginas, I must be a nonbinary lesbian gay man. where is that dragon meme with the third dragon all in clown makeup and a silly face when you need it?

make me a flag that incorporates the wholesome integral glory of me, myself and I cuz I am too busy being demisexually bookromantic and only go for men or women bookworms that smoke a pipe with whom I have developed a telepathic demiplatonic connection and this is really time consuming.

fijupanda · 2020-08-02T23:48:25+00:00

the rest of us just jump on random strangers in the streets without restraint or a hello.

fijupanda · 2020-07-30T15:45:01+00:00

hahaha

go get 'em! gotta catch 'em all!

fijupanda · 2020-08-01T07:40:52+00:00

I like how it's blue and pink... you know, a binary.

fijupanda · 2020-07-29T09:35:36+00:00

Nah, oxygen was invented by white people thankfully. roflmao

fijupanda · 2020-07-29T09:28:21+00:00

You're missing out. I choked on my coffee three times.

fijupanda · 2020-07-28T09:05:26+00:00

centuries of transphobia...

what the flying rat's ass are they talking about?

if they're again including gender benders, cross dressers, transvestites, drag queens and who knows who else into trans people then they really need a serious reality check ffs.

fijupanda · 2020-07-26T16:13:01+00:00

grabs popcorn

go on, peak more people.

fijupanda · 2020-07-13T09:23:49+00:00

bull shit

the clitoris is actually a micro penis so it's all gay sex.

source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=1&v=z1Kdoja3hlk&feature=emb_title

fijupanda · 2020-08-08T11:15:42+00:00

Yawn.

fijupanda · 2020-08-01T11:57:09+00:00

Make it stop.

Why, mother of god, why?!

fijupanda · 2020-07-30T07:44:05+00:00

My reptilian from another lizard, me too! I have trust issues like woah.

I had no idea we had a flag! Or a label. What a time to be alive.

fijupanda · 2020-07-28T21:12:14+00:00

Shots fired. pew pew pew. The binary has spoken.

fijupanda · 2020-07-27T12:26:35+00:00

And I am the Pope from now on. I declare all Vatican money to belong to the people. That should clear the domestic debt at the least. All the nuns get to be priests from now on. All the priests get to clean, cook, and serve beer and pretzels to the public to really get what Jesus was about. Also, I expect some water into wine turning or somebody will get fiiiiiiired.

Also get Jesus off of the cross. i think that might trigger him upon his return. And we celebrate Halloween from now on because candy is delicious and I said so. But but women can't be Popes....Shut it, language gatekeeper. If I feel like a Pope, I am a Pope. People can sense the ooze of masculine authority as my body ascends to a place among my fellow patriarchal brothers. Also, getting rid of the Pope-mobile cause you either have faith or you're just bullshitting it.

Signed, Trans Taoist Catholic Femme Pope

fijupanda · 2020-07-26T22:50:58+00:00

Christ in a Pink Tutu.

fijupanda · 2020-07-20T19:57:14+00:00

which part of women only confused this snowflake?

fijupanda · 2020-07-16T00:23:37+00:00

Non binary - an individual so not into the binary of "gender" that they don't identify with the binary ie either the masculine or feminine gender. Or an individual so far up their own arse they can't handle the reality of their biological sex and subsequent socially imposed gender role that they've managed to levitate in the in'between unlike the rest of us mortals. Example of self -id non binary the singer LP who is a lesbian btw. Meh, I like her songs, but she is far up her own arse for me to like her.

You're confused? hahaha. Join the club. We're many.

NB femme, so non'binary they've come full circle and returned to the binary to tell it to fuck off by self-IDing as a Femme. Femme, ancient Nonbinary before Jesus for feminine.

Pansexuality - please see Omnisexuality

Omnisexuality - Everything and everyone arouses and attracts you, you have become Omnipotent.

Well in order to obliterate the gender binary of masculine and feminine one must first appropriate the femme or the masc in order to achieve maximum force to extract the binary and send it into quantum oblivion. You must become what you want to destroy. All that will be left is neuter, and mana from heavens shall fall down again.

fijupanda · 2020-07-14T01:31:36+00:00

Always men in dresses.... Immature wankers with zero reading comprehension abilities.

fijupanda · 2021-06-23T18:01:58+00:00

Damn, the woketopia is cheap these days. Back in my grandma's time, they had to give up their entire plot to the communists for the crimes of... having more food than other villagers.

You lucky Westerners, you.

fijupanda · 2020-07-28T21:23:35+00:00

roflmao

Yeah, each time a dudebro masturbates, an angel bleeds and triggers an earthquake in LA.

Don't worry, dudes, you'd really have to piss off God for a period to be bestowed upon you according to the One Very Special Edition of a Very Angry God Testament.

Shed blood in a war, get a medal.

Shed blood in a pad, ye is cursed.

fijupanda · 2020-07-16T17:48:02+00:00

O_o

What did I just read...

Jesus wept.

fijupanda · 2020-07-15T19:17:31+00:00

Reasons why they hate her...

She is a woman.
She got herself out of poverty, abuse with her own two hands.
She is a woman.
She is a woman.
She is also... a woman. A successful woman with talent, money, and even some authority when all is said and done.

She pissed off the Catholics with Harry Potter, and now she pissed off the TRAs with reason and common sense. I love her. I'd give her my firstborn, but I am never giving birth.

fijupanda · 2020-07-14T19:38:47+00:00

drama llama.

revoking trans card because of a retweet. oh boy, the horror. what if it LITERALLY KILLS SANDRA?????? oh wait, only a TERF has the magical power of killing people over social media.

what if the bisexual fucks the maillady during their "straight" marriage? aha, checkmate, goat tit.

fijupanda · 2021-08-05T18:58:24+00:00

Not yet banned, but I made r/womben on reddit. ahahahha. feel free to join womben. ahahaha. irked someone already and don't care. No offense to anyone female who had a hysterectomy of course.

Ah, I've been banned and reported for so long, it has lost its charms. Tumblr, reddit... I've been at this for years but on different subjects along the way. Everything is a trigger it seems.

fijupanda · 2021-06-02T16:18:27+00:00

May the aliens overtake this planet. Amen.

fijupanda · 2021-05-31T13:45:03+00:00

Ah yes, I've heard of those. The Vaginatti. Cosa Nostra directly tied to them. Some say they are also behind Vatican.

fijupanda · 2021-05-15T07:10:33+00:00

and here I thought I had issues in like life and stuff.

"I just hate women." Well, I like... hate everyone today. Totes, full blown everyone by every pronoun, gene, cell, I hate, haaaaaaaaate. Think of me as Dr House on steroids. It is a way to cope with like my mental problems.

Just for the record, a good chunk of men suck at getting women off. There even studies for clitoris' sake. Tehe.

Willing to give flash cards, Powerpoint pres, graphs, pie charts, drawings, and other pointers to adults for 15 bucks per hour. DM for more info. Sighs.

fijupanda · 2020-08-15T19:29:13+00:00

suuuure. that's why Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn wrote Gulag the Fun We all Had.

fijupanda · 2020-08-03T19:33:45+00:00

yeah, i know. lmao

fijupanda · 2020-08-01T07:38:37+00:00

so wanting to change their entire body doesn't need therapy to help them like their existent body, but not being into dicks is a condition... gee, like that's the first time anyone tried to pull conversion therapy on homosexuals.

rollsmyeyes

fijupanda · 2020-07-27T01:12:38+00:00

So basically the bio men had mantrums.

Oh, these days all you need is a dress to be trans it seems.

fijupanda · 2020-07-21T03:49:36+00:00

so according to TRAs vaginas are instruments of violent gatekeeping. Or something to that effect.

So are now penises instruments of violent gatekeeping or what?

roflmao

fijupanda · 2020-07-17T19:43:37+00:00

grabs popcorn shit about to get real, y'all.

fijupanda · 2020-07-15T18:59:25+00:00

dicklets, go fuck yourselves amongst yourselves and leave women the fuck alone already.

fijupanda · 2020-07-15T01:37:53+00:00

lemme educate y'all

gender is fluid
fluid is a substance that continually deforms under an applied shear stress, or external force
fluid can't resist any force applied to it
just yell NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
the gender fluid is gone.

fijupanda · 2020-07-12T08:11:45+00:00

imagine what kind of oppression these poor folks are facing in their lives that they have all this free time to scan sub by sub for all things transphobic.

fijupanda · 2020-07-02T22:41:17+00:00

won't somebody think of the peepees?! my heart is bleeding chunky peanut butter for them.

fijupanda · 2021-06-23T17:49:52+00:00

Which part of asexuality is hard to understand? The not having sexual attractions towards anyone or what?

Demisexuals. Oh, I was so worried about them. I am like the average person that hops on any random passerby with a wink and maybe a chewing gum as an ice breaker.

gimme a break, special snowflakes.

fijupanda · 2021-05-16T16:47:45+00:00

Trixx, your matrixx is way too complex for my pea sized micro penis formerly known as umpalumpa. I shall dare not even click upon zer link as a undercover demibisencoresexually gay transcis woMAN.

fijupanda · 2020-08-04T23:07:08+00:00

“I ended up in the psych ward three times because of hormones. I had blood clots in my eyes because my estrogen levels were 2,585 instead of 200, low bone density, problems controlling my bladder, and emotional instability,” Shupe said. “Blood tests indicated I was dropping into kidney disease territory (EFGR below 60) for about 18 months, I had chronic dermatology issues and skin reactions to estrogen patches, I passed out on the kitchen floor from Spironolactone.”

Jesus. Buddha. Shiva. Mary. Kali. Sheela na gig.

fijupanda · 2020-07-27T07:27:39+00:00

Men, on average, are incredibly dumb. I don't know how they survive daily tbh.

fijupanda · 2020-07-21T22:10:36+00:00

sighs. Okay, here some actual science:

In the womb, biological sex begins.

Science says we all start as phenotypically (observable physical or biochemical characteristics of an organism, as determined by both genetic makeup and environmental influences) female meaning we'd all come out of the womb in aprox 9 months as females if a gene called SRY on the Y chromosome didn't activate after around 5 to 6 weeks. This gene suppresses some of the X chromosome functions, and activates characteristics of biological male physiology.

Ovaries descend and become testes.

Labia majora fuses to become the scortum.

Embryologically, the uterus, cervix and vagina along with the Fallopian tubes develop from the Paramesonephric duct in the female. In the male, the Paramesonephric duct develops into the prostatic utricle and the testicular appendix.

Instead of a clitoris with much more nerve endings, one ends up with a penis. Male and female sex organs become absolutely different and unique.

In conclusion: There is no womb in a male's prostate. They share a genetic origin (X chromosome), but they're not the same thing nor are they within one another. Thanks to Y chromosome it kicked in and partially suppressed the X chromosome functions in order to produce a dudebro.

source: https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/books/NBK222286/

fijupanda · 2020-07-15T21:29:09+00:00

Ah, another quantum particle speaks out.

fijupanda · 2020-07-13T02:45:00+00:00

Have a cookie. Just one though. Calm down.

fijupanda · 2020-07-12T18:36:24+00:00

I identify as an avocado. I demand a cure for my fruit flies.

fijupanda · 2020-07-11T07:11:46+00:00

clutches pearls NO... FAINTS

fijupanda · 2020-07-10T21:48:52+00:00

now I want to date the fuck out of a trans man. They sound like real gents.

fijupanda · 2020-06-30T14:40:52+00:00

O_o

Hahahaha, with an attempt to describe yourself... Because a "girl" can't even manage a description.

MUH EYES. MUH BRAIN CELLS. iz ded

fijupanda · 2020-08-03T19:10:26+00:00

to think I once considered "political lesbians" a bit whack...

fijupanda · 2020-08-01T11:44:47+00:00

Preach.

At this point, I don't have any empathy towards them anymore. And nobody taught me that, well except the TRAs. They just want to ride everybody else's coattails and backs, and atop of existing achievements made by women, LGB, get all the cream and attention and special privileges (for instance choosing which prison they go to, male or female) for themselves without lifting a finger themselves. Fuck that.

fijupanda · 2020-07-31T13:25:59+00:00

X files music playing in the background

fijupanda · 2020-07-29T19:33:47+00:00

They've all completely lost their schnitzel. They blame black women for black trans deaths, they blame white women for violent vagina gatekeeping, they blame white people for inventing biological sex (how the fuck does one invent sex cells?), they blame actual trans transitioners with actual gender dysphoria for transphobia as well, homosexuals are literally killing people, radical feminists are literally killing people, science is literally killing people, JK Rowling is a genocidal transphobe apparently... wtf?!

The funniest thing is that according to these TRAs...

Lesbians are genital feitishists, transphopes, violent vagina gatekeeprs, TERFs and whatnot. Gay men are genital feitishists, transphobes, violent penis gatekeepers, TERG and whatnot Bisexuals are either limited concept, not woke enough hence pansexuality, omnisexuality, or are fake because bisexuals implies two or are just transphobic bigots upholding the binary Transwomen are women, and transmen are men which means there is no such thing as trans individual and so there are no trans rights, trans medical support, trans laws etc.

Only thing you have left is the Qs then. Lmao.

They're digging a hole under the rest of us, but they'll fall into it themselves eventually when all is said and done. Don't worry.

At least they united so many different sides, people in one swell swoop.

fijupanda · 2020-07-26T13:43:41+00:00

I think my kitten was a monkey-squirrel-bat in her past life.

She keeps boxing with my hand or leg, she gets on her back legs and stands up tall and does a NO-NO shake with her head in bafflement at everything that moves in her direction. She makes strange squirrel noises at odd times as if contemplating existential questions perched up at the window sill. She flies... and bites and sucks on thumbs, toes, and heels.

Besides observing the kitten shenanigans, overall i did jack shit this week. Oh, I recently discovered Dermot Kennedy's music, I highly recommenced it along with Emily Wells.Was talking to a doctor about trans activism and transing kids, she agreed the Left has lost its marbles. Was really interesting. She helped a friend of mine with some medical advice as well.

fijupanda · 2020-07-19T23:07:45+00:00

ah, that could be it... roflmao.

fijupanda · 2020-07-19T22:08:59+00:00

the gender symbol looks like a satyr. hehe. oh the satire.

fijupanda · 2020-07-16T15:47:15+00:00

ass babies. once only found in fictions and now... well, only found in fiction.

fijupanda · 2020-07-16T00:37:44+00:00

it's very inclusive.

it's a term that includes a lot of organs, some of them called the uterus that nourishes and includes a seemingly foreign collection of cells that during aprox 9 months share cells with the inclusive host and in 9 months that bundle of cells usually comes out through a special inclusive tunnel, Then that bundle of cells is excluded from the creature formerly known as mother and included into the world. Unfortunately, some of these bundles of cells usually grow up to be insufferable little tools with internet access.

fijupanda · 2020-07-14T23:33:28+00:00

nothing creeps me out like that dead look in the eyes of married for years women. O_O

fijupanda · 2020-07-12T23:07:42+00:00

embrace your inner lesbian you cisoid.

riddle me this non-binaries, do pronouns different from your "assigned at birth sex" really protect you from reality? I mean really.

does a woman who goes around with he/him pronouns suddenly get a pay raise or promotion along with his male colleagues? does a man using she/her pronouns sitting alone in a park with children playing around not get suspicious stares from concerned parents? does a woman with he/him pronouns get an opportunity to be a priest in the Catholic Church all of a sudden?

I sincerely doubt it. Why don't you all join us in reality and realize that pronouns don't kill nor liberate people from gender roles imposed by society or sex based discrimination and biases, prejudices, and bigotry. If pronouns killed people, then Malala's attacker would have gone to her head with a wrong pronoun instead of with a bullet.

You can bury your head in the sand due to personal traumas, circumstances, social or political or whatever kind of oppression you're experiencing or whatever fairy tale social media has you believing this week but you can't change your world nor the outside world with nonbinary identification, self ID or different pronouns.

fijupanda · 2020-07-11T07:34:57+00:00

lesbians are women who like women. gays are men who like men. bisexuals are people who like men and women. there are two sexes. biology is real. science is real. the earth is round. well, spherical actually. the earth moves around the sun.

EPPUR SI MUOVE.

micdrop

fijupanda · 2020-07-02T22:05:06+00:00

Beautiful.

Yeah, it's harsh but it's the TRUTH!

Well, I do get my kicks out of moving slowly out of society as much as possible on every possible level over the years, and laughing at the circus freak show as the late George Carlin would say.

Considering what the smeglets and their support system aka handmaidens have done to this planet, I am expecting even more lols at their expense down the road. muahahaha

fijupanda · 2021-10-24T11:37:37+00:00

Suck your own dicklet, manchild.

fijupanda · 2021-06-23T18:09:02+00:00

of course he is a lesbian with that bod. I'd let him roll all over my petty existence and the entirety of people formerly known as CENSORED for another peak at that wanker whose pecker is struggling to breathe in those pants and suffering from oxygen deprivation has no idea what a binary even is.

censored - actual lesbians

fijupanda · 2021-05-17T15:14:45+00:00

ah yes, Jesus the dude that never married, hanged out with 12 dudes, never had kids, treated women as equals even though back then they were worth half a man according to male laws, refused to stone anyone and was teaching people about acceptance, and forgiveness, and understanding. He would so be accepted today by so called religious peeps. PFFFT.

On a less sarcastic note, you are young so of course other people's especially family's opinions will get to you. But I do not really buy into the so called conversion therapy by Jesus or Shiva or Krishna or whoever or whatever religion.

Be a okay person and that is enough me thinks with any kind of god if you wish to follow a religion one day. If not, hey, I hear the Church of Satan opened and they are really funny. haha.

ah, good luck with accepting yourself as you are. good that you are researching and questioning stuff, but no need to dissect everything about yourself as if you are some sort of guinea pig, maybe one day later on in life you will meet more people and or lesbian women who will talk to you about their own experiences and journey through appreciating yourself even when it seems nobody else does.

it is not easy, but it is worth it in the end to be able to live with yourself and be integral with who you are on the inside and outside instead of playing a role to make others happy. even if it is our lord and savior baby Jesus. Damn, I love Jesus memes. They are hilarious.

fijupanda · 2021-05-16T16:52:01+00:00

resting and chatting with friends today.

music recs: Priestess by Pumarosa, Raphael Saadiq, McSolaar La Vie Est Belle

book recs: none this week

trying to go with the flow these days. and relax.

cheers everyone. love you. xoxo

fijupanda · 2021-05-15T06:50:53+00:00

O_o

whut?!

I need a drink.

fijupanda · 2020-08-10T12:18:57+00:00

cute feminine penis? O_o

what the rat's ass?!

roast beef front hole?

wtf, it's vagina, not a front hole. roast beef? the fuck does that even mean? at least my vagina doesn't look like a turkey's neck (aka penis)

yeah, well, nobody will ever fill out the white notions of femininity since the freaking Barbie doll proportions would break all our backs with those huge boobs and stick legs, and the lack of a vagina. so sorry, oh overlords of femininity.

nobody is assigned female at birth, nitwits. bio sex starts in the womb. and we all start as female. ahahahahaha. God has a vagina. ladida ladida. Adam's rib? No, Eve's "front hole". ahahaahahaha.

fijupanda · 2020-08-05T20:15:10+00:00

Hahaha, Oh, wait till the Red Pillers read this... hahahaha.

fijupanda · 2020-08-02T23:20:55+00:00

Gender bending already existed long before so called genderfluid. But you don't hear Annie Lennox going around with new pronouns. Heck, don't Japanese rock musicians sometimes dress up to play on androgyny to express themselves and to please the fans. I think it's called visual kei. Gackt comes to mind.

I just consider genderfluids to be narcissistic and tiring. I am not going to ask someone their pronouns every half hour ffs.

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