What are the pronouns of a non-binary razor?

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[–]fijupanda 18 insightful - 9 fun18 insightful - 8 fun19 insightful - 9 fun -  (3 children)

I like how it's blue and pink... you know, a binary.

[–]fuck_reddit 12 insightful - 13 fun12 insightful - 12 fun13 insightful - 13 fun -  (0 children)

Should just make it a gross shade of green or grey and then they could say "See! It's non-binary cause neither men nor women like it!"

[–]cutenoobies 8 insightful - 8 fun8 insightful - 7 fun9 insightful - 8 fun -  (0 children)

Next we will have non-binary stove tops.

[–]xanditAGAB (Assigned Gay at Birth) 4 insightful - 6 fun4 insightful - 5 fun5 insightful - 6 fun -  (0 children)

It's obviously a bisexual razor

[–]julesburm1891 13 insightful - 7 fun13 insightful - 6 fun14 insightful - 7 fun -  (2 children)

Is this actually a thing? Are people really concerned about what color their razor is? Lord, just get something that gets you a good shave and shut up.

[–]turtleduck23 8 insightful - 6 fun8 insightful - 5 fun9 insightful - 6 fun -  (1 child)

my razors are often blue, so I guess i'm a man now. As long it it gets the job done, i don't care what color it is.

[–]julesburm1891 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I buy Harry’s and use men’s shaving cream because it gets my legs smooth for the lowest cost. But, guess I’m a dude now too 🤷🏻‍♀️

[–]OPPRESSED_REPTILIANIntersex male | GNC | Don't call me "a gay", "twink" or "queen" 11 insightful - 4 fun11 insightful - 3 fun12 insightful - 4 fun -  (1 child)

"Female and non binary razor" So like, do they mean a razor more suited for women's hair than men's? Are they admitting that most "nonbinary" people are female?

[–]PenseePansyBio-Sex or Bust 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

BUT DID ANYONE ASK THE RAZOR FOR ITS PRONOUNS???

What if it identifies as transmasc, or a butch transbian, and don't want no girly pink shit? Or Miss Barbie-Lily-Zoe-Allyce Ladydique, for whom the color blue constitutes Literal ViolenceTM ,HUH? HUH???

Personally, I hope the company uses this gender-dingbattery as an excuse to make the crappiest piece-o'-shit razors ever, and, when customers want their money back, responds with: "The razor is cuts-skin-not-hair-gender! It IDENTIFIES as a razor that actually works! Unlearn your shaving preferences, bigot! Razorphobe! REEEEEEEE"

[–]shveya 10 insightful - 4 fun10 insightful - 3 fun11 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

I bet they charge more for it than a non-gender special razor.

[–]cutenoobies 5 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Ugh this Munroe Bergdof.. she is the epitome of label based SJW. You should hear her talk with Piers Morgan. He effectively shuts her down.

[–]yousaythosethingsFind and Replace "gatekeeping" with "having boundaries" 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Female and non-binary focused razor yet the advertisement is a MALE holding it?! Um what makes it female and nb focused then because clearly it’s not tailored for female body parts.