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LyingSpirit472 · 2022-07-12T00:23:56+00:00

Um, eckscuse me, sweaty, but don't they realize how bad first names are in the climate? Someone could feel unsafe to have their real first name in their soul told to them. Like, I know a friend who's heartless cockgiver and fuckhole (as is respectful) made them use the deadname (I refuse to say slave name because using someone's deadname is literally worse than slavery) on their birth certificate, and didn't even realize that their soul's real name was at the time something different. This isn't even counting how jobs only use one name and still call them their name after some years. They got hired a few years ago- but their soul's real name changes each season as they got into a different series, I believe now they use the name Loid, which could change when a new series takes hold. Will someone please think of these people before saying 'just use their name?

Do better, Venmo me, flagellate yourself.

LyingSpirit472 · 2022-07-14T16:24:12+00:00

You can put an incel in a really pretty dress that goes spinny and everything, but they're still an incel.

LyingSpirit472 · 2023-03-03T01:31:22+00:00

Don't you see, though, haters? If you don't let them kill themselves, they might KILL THEMSELVES! You don't want them to kill themselves, do you? So you have to let them kill themselves or it's on your head if they kill themselves because you didn't let them kill themselves!

LyingSpirit472 · 2022-06-30T13:49:21+00:00

Second person is totally spam! It's lubricated! Well, I'm phasing.

LyingSpirit472 · 2022-07-26T07:08:00+00:00

Honestly, the other half of the answer (independent from, as said, the "you're not allowed to say no to them" fact), is that these are insane narcissists.

Because they're insane narcissists, they will never accept those reasons as the truth. You can say "You are one of the ugliest women I have ever seen, and I've been on safari tours in San Antonio. And I could forgive that if you were a pleasant, nice person to exist with and had a personality that was beautiful, but you don't. You are literally human excrement, but saying that is unfair; at least a piece of shit could grow a crop to feed a hungry person, or even a pretty flower that will put SOME beauty into this cold, cruel world filled with people like YOU in it. And even just asking the reason means you're not just a rotten person who's uglier than sin, you're also a creepy, rapey POS too so you can't even take no for an answer. You have literally no positive qualities surrounding you except a warm hole to stick your dick into, and you're so utterly repulsive in every way, shape, or form I'd sooner heat up a tin of Spam and stick my dick into that than put it inside you. If they made me put a flag over your face and fuck you for Old Glory, I'd join ISIS just to refuse it. If you were the last woman on earth, and I was the last man on earth, and the future of humanity depended on us reproducing, I'd charter a boat into the open ocean and dive in just so you don't get the satisfaction of being able to fuck my corpse." ...and these people would hear that diatribe and respond "...so, it's because I'm trans then."

LyingSpirit472 · 2022-07-12T00:17:39+00:00

Well, granted, but that's more your casual word salad. If you want a prime HR position, you need to translate your word salad to the business world.

LyingSpirit472 · 2023-05-25T15:32:17+00:00

Um, acktually sweaty, saying sexuality is based on vibes is deeply oppressive to ugly, creepy, rapey losers who give off a bad vibe. In order to be properly equal to everyone, sexuality needs to be completely random, meat slapping against meat to make them both feel good, if Chris-Chan wants to sleep with Scarlett Johansson it is her moral imperative to go to him and let him. Anything else is literally genocide against people, especially trans people and doubly especially black and brown trans people, making you literally Hitler.

Do better, Venmo me, flagellate yourself.

LyingSpirit472 · 2022-12-20T16:50:32+00:00

I'd keep saying it as the rule of thumb and it always works: If you can safely tell your parents you are part of the group you claim to, you don't need the pride flag. I'm pretty sure your parents are aware you are black.

LyingSpirit472 · 2022-08-05T18:43:36+00:00

Well, Bad Dragon has really found the market with big thick horse dildos. If you want to feel like you're being plowed by a nice thick horse cock but aren't ready to head to a barnyard and take that last step, there's not many places to go to.

LyingSpirit472 · 2022-08-01T23:06:37+00:00

...next up, a shocking portrayal of how bigoted and stereotypical this joke I heard was. My father died choking on an egg, and this person dared talk about a chicken crossing the road? Not to mention how "the other side" is the GHETTO, so this chicken was gentrifying it and taking space from BLACK BiPOCs, so it's racist...and anyway, did they think about vegans here?

Do better, Venmo me, flagellate yourself.

LyingSpirit472 · 2022-06-26T15:40:46+00:00

Um, what about all the deceased people who couldn't tell you their personality? What about people who have yet to be born? What about aliens? What about animals? What about plants? What about rocks? Saying they don't have a gender of their own makes you literally Hitler! Do better, Venmo me, flagellate yourself.

LyingSpirit472 · 2023-11-08T17:28:10+00:00

Exactly. Remember, kids, don't let physics define you. If you want to hard enough and believe in yourself, you can fly like a bird when you jump off your roof! Queers do it all the time in Palestine, and that's why the Zionist whitecishetskinnydiagnosednonDreamstanpatriarchy is trying to exterminate them!

LyingSpirit472 · 2023-04-13T17:06:14+00:00

You think that's bad, imagine hooking up with a spicy straight/non-binary person, they claim "I felt like a man during one second of it" and thus you have to tick you had sex with a man and can't donate forever.

LyingSpirit472 · 2023-03-15T13:45:05+00:00

What about if you both had your socks on or your balls didn't touch?

LyingSpirit472 · 2022-10-27T23:43:09+00:00

That's why I support killing anyone to the left or right of me, and honestly anyone who believes exactly what I do but won't bow down to me. As is properly respectful in the modern political climate.

LyingSpirit472 · 2022-10-19T13:17:00+00:00

If Jesus was going to stop it, he should have thought about that before putting a small package through the hole in my little post office, now shouldn't he?

LyingSpirit472 · 2022-10-01T19:46:18+00:00

That's unfair.

You say it like they aren't into bukkake and tentacle porn too, and that's WHY they think it's for them.

LyingSpirit472 · 2022-09-24T21:31:36+00:00

"Daddy didn't hug them enough" or "Daddy hugged them too much?" Only their hairdresser knows for sure.

LyingSpirit472 · 2022-09-12T11:43:44+00:00

Um, that's gonna be a yikes from me sweaty. Claiming subconsciousness and conscious awareness of femininity is needed to be a true woman is close to the "born this way" issue that we agreed makes Lady Gaga and truscum literally Hitler. This ignores the true women who were bullied into being a true woman, who were coerced into being a true woman, who were told by their fuckhole (as is respectful) deciding they were queer that this also made them a woman, and who just randomly decided they were to be cool. Why do you hate all true women, Hitler! Satan! Rowling!

LyingSpirit472 · 2022-08-02T00:18:12+00:00

Um, that's going to be a yikes from me, sweaty. To raise up this disabled trans lesbian who reads books to children while in drag inherently pushes down disabled trans lesbians who can't read, or who don't want to present as a woman, or who would prefer luring kids into a windowless van with some candy. This says they're LESSER than her, and anyone being less or more than anyone else is inherently hateful. Do better, Venmo me, flagellate yourself.

LyingSpirit472 · 2022-07-10T07:46:49+00:00

Then, you ask them "then why do you refuse to identify as a cis woman? You're obviously a biological woman in every way, shape, or form, and you were always a biological woman in every way, shape, or form, you just didn't know it yet, so therefore you're a cis woman by accepting yourself as a trans woman. If you continue to identify as a trans woman, you are literally murdering trans women and are worse than Ricky Gervais, Dave Chappelle, and JK Rowling combined."

LyingSpirit472 · 2023-07-11T14:43:09+00:00

Those poor, poor trans 15 year olds who think Bud Light is a good beer.

LyingSpirit472 · 2023-07-01T04:31:08+00:00

Judging people by the content of their character is bigoted against all the people who looked in the mirror and realized they're...they're just terrible. Check your privilege.

LyingSpirit472 · 2023-06-30T00:26:01+00:00

That's just unfair.

It's just as likely they're your common white knight who truly believes defending the cat-killer/future serial killer will mean she'll sleep with him.

LyingSpirit472 · 2023-06-02T17:50:35+00:00

In defense, I think LGBTQ+ people must buy this product in great numbers; do you know how often XBox gamers offer worse or newer player the opportunity to suck their dick?

LyingSpirit472 · 2023-04-26T13:19:49+00:00

But "There are trans activists who threaten to knock your teeth out, and people who are so terminally online and riddled with anxiety they'd keel over if they had to ask the McDonald's cashier for extra ketchup. OH WAIT, THEY'RE ONE AND THE SAME" won't fit on a bumper sticker.

LyingSpirit472 · 2023-04-16T15:39:07+00:00

I thought it was Mulvaney is the perfect "ugly friend you hang out with so you look hotter by comparison".

LyingSpirit472 · 2023-03-17T18:18:41+00:00

No, no, it said it's a Vtuber.

So it's a kiss-less white "just a crumb" guy PRETENDING to be a middle-class, white "pick me" girl to get power from other kiss-less whites without having to actually be trans.

LyingSpirit472 · 2023-03-16T12:32:54+00:00

Otherkin are trying to get it, but Haven't the pedophiles already called next?

"Son, I'm sorry I tried keeping you away from that creepy old man who leers at you at the playground. I realize now I was just jealous...jealous of the fact that you get to feel true love at such an early age while I had to wait. Jealous of the fact that my parents were so selfish that they would hide from me something that'd make my naughty parts feel good until I got older and wouldn't let me have the liberating good feeling because they secretly hated me. Jealous that I can't be strong enough like that creepy old man is to feel this way myself. Go, run to that creepy old man. And all you kids out there, do the same thing. And all you parents out there, let your kids do the same thing, hold them down if need be to do it, and enjoy it yourself on the other side."

LyingSpirit472 · 2022-12-20T16:54:21+00:00

"M...mom? D-dad?"

"Yes, son?"

"I...I don't know how to tell you this, and I hope you still love me..."

"We're okay with it."

"I...I'm disabled."

Beat.

"...well, we kind of knew this would happen, he is mentally disabled after all, he was bound to be stupid enough to do this."

LyingSpirit472 · 2022-10-25T23:30:00+00:00

Femme fuckstick.

LyingSpirit472 · 2022-10-04T16:33:25+00:00

Exactly as the world must remember. It is not just the right to be seen as a woman, it's the Gods-given right to be seen as a hot woman. If you don't see someone as the hottest thing ever, they might hurt themselves- and if they do, they'll be dead and you caused them to do it so basically you murdered them. You aren't a murderer, are you? ARE YOU?

Listen to the words of that great trans kween and take them holy: "Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me hard."

LyingSpirit472 · 2022-09-01T16:31:40+00:00

Honestly, best not to. Like my granpappy always said. IF you're young enough your beloved childhood pet gerbil is still alive, you have no need for sex toys.

LyingSpirit472 · 2022-08-09T02:02:02+00:00

"...honey..."

"Yes, dear?"

"...I'm gay..."

"....this is a shock, but I love you and I can live with this. Who's your new girlfriend so we can make this as easy as it has to be?"

"It's your college roommate Bob."

"...my best friend? W-wait, he's a GUY!"

"Sorry. I'm cheating, that means I'm gay."

"...if you wanted to divorce me, then just SAY SO, don't give me this bullshit that you're now gay!"

"Oh, no. Since I'm gay, and I choose to stay married to you, that means you and Bob are both now married to me this way, which makes it a gay marriage, which makes you and him both gay. I'm gay. Bob's gay. You're gay. Accept that you're gay or you're homophobic."

Beat.

"...well, Bob WAS better at sucking dick than you ever were...okay, I'll run with it."

LyingSpirit472 · 2022-07-19T11:46:12+00:00

Um, eckscuse me sweaty, this "pick the best squad they could" is not just the anti-equity claim white supremacists use, but it's flat-out wrong. If the England women cared about putting their best squad out there, why is it 23 cis women? They could have just as easily went to every Premiereship team and gotten 23 non-binary folx who weren't good enough for the men's team, put them on the squad, and you guarantee that it's coming home. Clearly, transphobia and the whiteskinnycishetdiagnosednonDreamstanpatriarchy mattered more than "their best squad", so you can pick based on identity as well.

Do better, Venmo me, flagellate yourself.

LyingSpirit472 · 2022-07-17T22:30:18+00:00

I just wish the cop had just said "...did you just assume our gender? We have they/them pronouns too, we can search you."

LyingSpirit472 · 2022-07-11T21:13:57+00:00

Not only that, but the fetish in Thai ladyboys/trans "women" with the penis still want "they look like a very pretty woman, but have a penis." They're not exactly lining up for "a neckbeard with long hair in his grandma's old nightgown" or "a guy who presents as a guy, but he said his pronouns are he/they."

LyingSpirit472 · 2022-07-11T20:57:26+00:00

Great to have you back.

LyingSpirit472 · 2022-07-11T20:56:43+00:00

Good word salad, but you aren't going anywhere with this until you find ways to throw 'paradigm' in there. Offices love that.

LyingSpirit472 · 2022-07-05T23:36:17+00:00

My personal opinion is that the really loud troons--the sort that used to feature prominently on TiA--actually don't want to put that level of work in, because part of their kick is getting people to acknowledge them as women when they so clearly don't pass.

Honestly, I just think the type of troons who were on TiA on the minor "would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me hard"- type posts were like that.

The really loud ones seemed like the pissed-off incels who were openly using it as their cheat code for "ha, now I outrank you. You have to give me my way now or you're the villain and I can ruin your life like you did all of us! Stand in line to suck my girldick now..."

LyingSpirit472 · 2022-07-05T17:15:30+00:00

Well, that's the best example of the left not being a monolith there is.

Gentile leftists do support the Jews and their works, unless they're trumped by someone on the Oppression Olympics.

Jewish leftists do not, since any support of a minority is countered by how 99% of Wokeness's political beliefs are built around "What political stances will make Mommy and Daddy HURT the most?" As such, Jewish leftists can hate the Jews and all they stand for, because they know hating Jews will make Mommy and Daddy sorry they didn't buy them a pony when they were 8.

LyingSpirit472 · 2022-07-02T17:55:25+00:00

...why you gonna give Scouts a merit badge the scoutmaster's going to give them 30 minutes after their first meeting?

LyingSpirit472 · 2024-04-05T05:23:05+00:00

Oh, come now. This is normal. It's about love. You love someone, it doesn't matter. ...and you kids love your pet, don't you? You really love them and they love you, right? so it's fine...do it. Go on. Play red rocket with them...yeah, now give the red rocket a kiss...yeah take the knot like the little bitch in heat you are...you love our classes, don't you you little slut...

...awwe, I got too close to what these teachers were really going for again, didn't I?

LyingSpirit472 · 2024-02-25T00:55:26+00:00

The same refrain occurs for the example you're saying:

If you're truly ready to transition, thinking if you do so, you'll be more attractive and be able to get a girlfriend who's a lesbian to date you, before you do anything: Stop everything.

Go take a good, long look in the mirror.

Ask yourself, "How did I sink so low as a human being that I truly view CHRIS-CHAN as a role model and someone to emulate in life?"

Only by doing this can you start to claw yourself out of rock bottom...or, you know, just kill yourself. If you've sank that low in life, suicide isn't exactly a bad thing.

LyingSpirit472 · 2023-12-14T19:37:54+00:00

Of course. If people are willing to replace their movie/music collections with a subscription plan to access a license to them, why not let people subscribe to getting to be an anime girl for the rest of their life?

LyingSpirit472 · 2023-10-14T23:57:28+00:00

You mean, the wicked transphobes who rejected the sexuality of this stunning and brave trans woman by not allowing her to shoot her gender euphoria all over them in an orgy of gender affirmation, Hitler! Satan! Rowling!

LyingSpirit472 · 2023-09-20T17:10:44+00:00

I am the Eggman, you are the Eggmen, I am the Walrus, koo koo ka joob.

LyingSpirit472 · 2023-09-17T17:41:54+00:00

Exactly. That's why, in order to do this, I spent a long period systematically brainwashing the woman in my life into believing they're a trans man. Not only did I do my part to abolish femoids and add another man to the picture, but now my gay boyfriend can get pregnant and add another dude- or a poor, poor trans baby into the mix, as God intended when he tried to make Adam and Steve, but didn't have the clay to give Steve a dick like Jesus when he accidentally made his pec game too round.

LyingSpirit472 · 2023-07-18T19:11:47+00:00

How you gonna threaten zir with a good time?

LyingSpirit472 · 2023-07-15T21:34:14+00:00

But if the majority of the population order from ethnic restaurants, then they might give money to ethnic owners and help them succeed in life! Then how are they supposed to be professional victims?

LyingSpirit472 · 2023-06-27T15:11:28+00:00

Um, sweaty, who are you to tell that quadriplegic who can't even use their arms or legs, much less use them to save someone drowning's life, that they can't run a lifeboat and help people? People may die for this, but what's more important is that quadriplegic person won't be sad, and if they're sad they might KILL themselves! You don't want them to kill themselves, do you? So let the victims drowning die instead!

Do better, Venmo me, flagellate yourself.

LyingSpirit472 · 2023-06-14T17:37:08+00:00

Exactly. As a kosher vegan, I can enjoy this viewpoint while I eat my delicious homemade carnitas burritos with extra cheese.

LyingSpirit472 · 2023-05-29T22:55:13+00:00

You dare put them at the mercy of la chancla? You monster!

LyingSpirit472 · 2023-05-24T01:51:26+00:00

How are you going to be so evil to those poor transtrans babies?

LyingSpirit472 · 2023-05-03T13:58:47+00:00

On the contrary, this is a great decision for the Navy to go all in on this performer to get people involved in joining.

Don't forget...it gets MIGHTY lonely on a Navy boat. Lonely enough that this person may look like your average drag queen now, but in six months on your aircraft carrier or submarine they're gonna look like Margot Robbie.

The Navy already has people so desperate they see nothing wrong with helping each other out, getting some trans, NBs, or other people who'll happily play the girl will only lead to better morale in the Navy.

LyingSpirit472 · 2023-04-18T01:35:18+00:00

Not really, it requires what is not transphobic for a cis person.

The answer's only "if you are, at this very second, slowly, lovingly sucking a girldick", but still.

LyingSpirit472 · 2023-04-09T02:36:22+00:00

I mean, I have no problem with this.

As a proud forcesexual transmasc-attracted man (yes, we can only truly have sex with someone if it's by forcing them into it. We're valid and we deserve to have sex the way we like to as well. Check your privilege), trans men entering the women's room is perfect for us. Just head in, push them down, force it into their yaoi holes, and give them the fantasy they've been dreaming of since the first time they read a yaoi fanfiction.

Taking this keeps us from having the gender-affirming sex these trans men want, and rejects our sexuality, and single-handedly stops a future for trans babies from happening.

LyingSpirit472 · 2023-03-11T20:25:48+00:00

Well, he DID get rid of the snake...

LyingSpirit472 · 2023-03-08T01:35:36+00:00

Goddamned dyslexic casting agents.

LyingSpirit472 · 2023-03-01T14:53:46+00:00

Your honor, I didn't kill the idiot that wrote this shite, my gun did!

How dare you make this hate? I'll have you know my gun didn't kill that person, THE BULLET killed the person.

LyingSpirit472 · 2023-02-20T23:53:52+00:00

How dare they ignore explodicus milkium and its problems in society?

LyingSpirit472 · 2022-12-06T18:43:19+00:00

As a person who identifies as a New Zealand athlete even if I'm technically in America, this is a great victory for us all.

Now, considering that I am nominalgender as well, true inclusion means they must accommodate my identity as a New Zealand nominalgender athlete. As such, it is every non-elite events' duty to fly me in for a free vacation to New Zealand, where- as being nominalgender means it is impossible for anyone else to have the same gender as me, therefore means I automatically win any sporting event by virtue of being the only entrant- you put me on a podium, give me a medal, raise my hand, and say that I won something. Anything less than this is going against the spirit of inclusion and continuing to hinder the queer race and stopping the future of trans babies.

LyingSpirit472 · 2022-11-19T17:24:25+00:00

Um, eckxuse me, sweaty, but as this stunning and brave true woman consensually pegged this man as a true natural act of heterosexual sex, now by claiming it is not rape by deception, you're taking away the passive partner's innate natural right to claim they were raped because they regretted it in the morning. Don't you realize claiming rape because you regretted it in the morning is the single most inherently fuckholist- and because it's a man, inherently the most truewomanfeminist - thing that a person can do in this world or any others, and because this man isn't able to have an abortion, you're taking away the one chance this man has to open his mind to a truly truewomanfeminist outlook on life, and due to this you are literally raping every true woman in existence. Clearly your love to protect the trans race and secure a future for trans babies is not willing to keep going.

Do better, Venmo me, flagellate yourself.

LyingSpirit472 · 2022-10-27T18:49:29+00:00

I think I heard something about someone making us a sandwich.

LyingSpirit472 · 2022-10-26T16:56:08+00:00

I'll be on the veranda, since the people who wrote those claims are on the cross.

LyingSpirit472 · 2022-10-19T13:16:06+00:00

...you said you would be silent about that when I'm with my FAMILY, Kevin!

LyingSpirit472 · 2022-10-18T23:34:56+00:00

Well, there's the problem- you think it's doine for "being interesting" or "pandering."

It's done for bullying- the knowledge "this character made [other] happy, and we TOOK them from you. We TOOK YOUR HAPPINESS FROM YOU. Now, you don't GET to be happy. And we can do it over and over again, WHENEVER WE WANT TO, and YOU CAN'T STOP US."

LyingSpirit472 · 2022-10-13T23:05:21+00:00

How DARE YOU say such hateful things. If fuckholes (as is respectful) are not allowed to use the women's room, how are vulnerable folx supposed to know how valid they are through the fuckholes including them, gossiping, and having gender-validating lesbian sex with them in the bathroom as what happens through the sacred texts of the porn the true women watched?

Do better, Venmo me, flagellate yourself.

LyingSpirit472 · 2022-10-13T23:01:17+00:00

But then, you understand how tragic this situation is. This doctor could have gotten 70 more years of this kid's money. What a waste of a subscription service.

LyingSpirit472 · 2022-10-12T00:19:44+00:00

Proof they don't know their history, it's all about shitting dicknipples.

LyingSpirit472 · 2022-09-27T20:14:32+00:00

Your mockery of Independence Day is showing huge oppression to those who are alienkin...as well as dreamers and neurodivergents who feel like aliens to the normies. You are literally Hitler. Do better, Venmo me, flagellate yourself.

LyingSpirit472 · 2022-09-20T01:25:17+00:00

Well, you see...it's not them, personally, therefore they are obviously evil.

LyingSpirit472 · 2022-09-11T12:42:08+00:00

But then, presumably dating straight men who despise other men, by that, likely proves they're like the old married couple who stay together because they despise the other and want their misery. Nothing gayer than being married to a dude.

The proper one is the same as our ancient forefathers showed: It's not gay if you're on top, but if you bottom you're hella gay brah.

LyingSpirit472 · 2022-09-11T02:29:31+00:00

Is this like those kids who say that their boy friend kissing a girl is so gay or something like that?

LyingSpirit472 · 2022-09-03T17:40:58+00:00

They don't. The real game is "first one to claim offense wins."

LyingSpirit472 · 2022-09-03T17:36:29+00:00

Cutting out your own tongue is offensive to people who don't have tongues.

Better for people this far gone to just curl up somewhere and die, which will offend no one and actually please many more.

LyingSpirit472 · 2022-08-28T07:17:47+00:00

Um, acktually sweaty, the native americans were Black originally, but whiteness was invented in 1618 and one year later they all were weakened into whiteness after slavery came in, and anyway forcing them from their own land and putting them on the worst land in the continent, then just killing them when it turned out it had oil is nowhere near as bad a crime as when they made people work. Do better, Venmo me, flagellate yourself.

LyingSpirit472 · 2022-08-02T00:10:16+00:00

Oh, that's completely unfair.

This is going to be like one of those 20 second UFC fights where you don't even get to finish your popcorn before it's done. It won't be worth a watch.

LyingSpirit472 · 2022-07-12T19:49:07+00:00

That's just unfair to this cosplayer, sweaty.

Just because he's clearly had CTE get to him and let himself go, Bret "Hitman" Hart was always a ladies' man...

LyingSpirit472 · 2022-06-27T18:25:31+00:00

Don't forget how the only people who care will never be satisfied. Hired a black lesbian? Were they TRANS? They were? Were they FAT? They were? How dark was their skin? It was dark? Were they disabled? Physically or mentally, you need both? Self-diagnosed or diagnosed? How many kins do they have? Can you prove they don't kinshare? and so on and so forth down to "if you don't cast me, personally, you're literally Hitler."

LyingSpirit472 · 2022-06-27T17:53:13+00:00

You'd think the people on the right side of history would realize that part: You sterilize all the people with rightthink, you're just going to leave the kids of the people who DON'T.

LyingSpirit472 · 2022-06-27T17:52:07+00:00

But, if she does that and makes the son a trans woman, they won't be able to get an abortion when they grow up! Won't you think of the vegan cat here?

LyingSpirit472 · 2022-06-23T02:46:19+00:00

Can I still come with a tracksuit and squat down, though?

LyingSpirit472 · 2024-04-06T04:44:18+00:00

Yes, maybe puberty blockers aren't as reversible as possible, but have they considered that puberty blockers give the people making the decision a steady stream of cute little futanari lolis? Checkmate, cissies.

LyingSpirit472 · 2024-01-15T20:19:16+00:00

Completely unfair.

The mother absolutely is dominant, cluster-B, Munchausen's Syndrome-by-Proxy, but the father can just as easily be a deeply closeted bisexual pedophile who thinks it's wrong to molest his son, but molesting his daughter is A-OK!

LyingSpirit472 · 2023-12-20T21:30:05+00:00

BUT, you can't have drama without drama queens.

It may be a joke, but ten to one this all started because the professor wouldn't cast this person in the role they wanted to be in the campus play- or DID cast them, but it didn't lead to them instantly becoming a megastar.

LyingSpirit472 · 2023-11-26T20:29:06+00:00

Tell me you only claim to be "queer" to trick a hot guy into thinking he'll get threesomes if he settles for you without telling me you only claim to be "queer" to trick a hot guy into thinking he'll get threesomes if he settles for you.

LyingSpirit472 · 2023-11-04T02:04:21+00:00

Completely unfair- there's more desperate men who'd look past that eye than there are desperate women who would.

LyingSpirit472 · 2023-11-03T20:02:50+00:00

That is unfair. It's very likely the person respects their own mom. (Respect, of course, having the meaning "this person gives me cummies or could possibly be bullied into giving me cummies" in snart language.)

LyingSpirit472 · 2023-11-03T05:46:43+00:00

Honestly, this is a "let them fight" one, since the people AGAINST what you're fighting are just as evil in the "they probably think they're justifying being attracted to the characters in Zelda, but they're really defending doggy-fuckers.

LyingSpirit472 · 2023-11-03T05:42:03+00:00

You're hatecrimephobic! Do you know hate crimes are needed as self-care from people not in the whitecishetskinnydiagnosednonDreamstanpatriarchy? To say hate crimes are bad is a hate crime!

Do better, Venmo me, flagellate yourself.

LyingSpirit472 · 2023-10-11T18:15:07+00:00

But you forget, if you become a skinwalker parody, you might get some woke woman or confused lesbian who just want to be a good person to give you a halfhearted handjob they barely pay attention to, so you WIN!

LyingSpirit472 · 2023-10-06T16:29:32+00:00

Um, that is incredibly hateful.

Why bother with a gun when you can have the stunning and brave men who's kink is deleting their partner after sex handle it to them?

LyingSpirit472 · 2023-09-26T18:48:35+00:00

...complete amateur. Don't they know the method is to "hint it" to make people feel sad, but have plausible deniability so you aren't insane? Now people can write it off as a crazy person and not part of the movement!

LyingSpirit472 · 2023-09-26T00:08:48+00:00

Well, I thought they were saying the real issue is "but I WANT THEIR MAN!!!! I want them and I wanna famous sex symbol partner so I DESERVE Them and if she got them she must have CHEATED somehow and that means the man's a pedophile! Ruin his image so she'll leave him and I can have him!".

That explains how it's "any age gap less than "they were born same year, month, day, hour, minute, second. Literally their moms held hands and synchronized the births in the delivery room with synchronized nurses and doctors to make sure they're born at the exact same time and the birth certificate is signed the exact same time. And if they are, they're twin-coded so that makes it incest" is the way now.

LyingSpirit472 · 2023-09-23T01:17:32+00:00

Someone hasn't been anywhere near where Antifa gathered...

LyingSpirit472 · 2023-09-02T23:37:08+00:00

Maybe I'm just more positive, I'm getting the weird mental image of a meet-and-greet of Mulvaney going down the line and propositioning each and every one of the idiots as they hem and haw and stammer and say "uh, maybe one day, and I'm not saying I'm not attracted to you or willing, but there's a lot of classwork, and I have an early day tomorrow, and I kind of have a headache, and it's just not a good night to do things...but maybe next time you come here..."

LyingSpirit472 · 2023-08-08T16:46:38+00:00

I mean, it's Tokyo's red light district. Would you want to have your sexy time with a beautiful prostitute and then see her using the same urinal you are afterwards?

LyingSpirit472 · 2023-07-30T00:50:04+00:00

When your whole cult is based on the holy nature of the sunk cost fallacy, all you can do to keep the followers is run with "you're already in too deep, this is your life now, all you can do is keep going deeper and deeper."

I'm honestly shocked they haven't flat-out go through the looking glass to tell people who want to detransition "if you're really this unhappy, you should probably commit suicide; you get out of your misery and you'll live forever as a martyr for our fight for equality, so we both win."

LyingSpirit472 · 2023-07-08T19:40:08+00:00

So demure. Much ladylike. Very feminine. Wow.

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