Oh, come now. This is normal. It's about love. You love someone, it doesn't matter. ...and you kids love your pet, don't you? You really love them and they love you, right? so it's fine...do it. Go on. Play red rocket with them...yeah, now give the red rocket a kiss...yeah take the knot like the little bitch in heat you are...you love our classes, don't you you little slut...

...awwe, I got too close to what these teachers were really going for again, didn't I?