LOL WUTThese were new guidelines given to medical workers at a major healthcare provider in Iowa

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[–]LyingSpirit472 12 insightful - 15 fun12 insightful - 14 fun13 insightful - 15 fun -  (3 children)

Um, eckscuse me, sweaty, but don't they realize how bad first names are in the climate? Someone could feel unsafe to have their real first name in their soul told to them. Like, I know a friend who's heartless cockgiver and fuckhole (as is respectful) made them use the deadname (I refuse to say slave name because using someone's deadname is literally worse than slavery) on their birth certificate, and didn't even realize that their soul's real name was at the time something different. This isn't even counting how jobs only use one name and still call them their name after some years. They got hired a few years ago- but their soul's real name changes each season as they got into a different series, I believe now they use the name Loid, which could change when a new series takes hold. Will someone please think of these people before saying 'just use their name?

Do better, Venmo me, flagellate yourself.

[–]BiHorror 9 insightful - 2 fun9 insightful - 1 fun10 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Do better, Venmo me, flagellate yourself

Cackling. They always loved putting in links that went to giving them money.

[–]jet199 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

I had some very confused elderly relatives in hospital because the nurses kept calling them by their legal first names which they'd never used.

Back in the day they were so poor they could only afford 5 or 6 first names per family so most people were called something different to their birth certificate the majority of the time.

[–]cancerforbodingdog 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Back in the day they were so poor they could only afford 5 or 6 first names per family

Um, the kings of England? Henry Richard John Louis Henry Edward Edward Edward Richard Henry Henry Henry Edward Edward Richard Henry Henry Edward