Male threatens to self-delete if his friends don't find him a woman to date by Christmas.

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[–]Q-Continuum-kin 7 insightful - 8 fun7 insightful - 7 fun8 insightful - 8 fun -  (3 children)

What every "lesbian" wants in life is Fred Flintstone in a dress constantly threatening suicide.

[–]Clown_Chan 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Lmao, Friend Flinstone in a dress

So accurate

[–]OuroborosTheory 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

or Ben Franklin, more often (once you see it, you can't unsee it)

[–]jet199 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Fred Flintstone already wore a dress

[–]LordoftheFliesAmeri-kin 2.0. Pronouns: MegaWhite/SuperStraight/UltraPatriarchy 8 insightful - 3 fun8 insightful - 2 fun9 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

My first response: Do a flip, faggot!

My second response: Across the street for attention, down the block for results!

My third response: A link to an instructional video on noose tying.

But in seriousness, fuck people like this. Let them neck and make the gene pool a little cleaner for the rest of humanity. Giving in to this emotional terrorism only encourages them to keep using it in the future; "do this for me or I'll neck myself," "give me that or I'll neck myself," "buy me this or I'll neck myself." Once they know it works for anything, they'll use it for everything. The only correct course is to ignore it, in which case it's a bluff and now everyone knows it, or they follow through and you're done with their bullshit for good.

[–]LyingSpirit472 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

...complete amateur. Don't they know the method is to "hint it" to make people feel sad, but have plausible deniability so you aren't insane? Now people can write it off as a crazy person and not part of the movement!

[–]AriShekelsteinDDS 7 insightful - 1 fun7 insightful - 0 fun8 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Something tells me there are at least several people in this guy’s life who would secretly be relieved if he redacted himself.

We need to relearn and embrace the idea that maybe, just maybe, society is better off without certain people in it. If a porn sick freak who won’t amount to anything in life, and who will be a parasite and a predator, decides to self delete, it’s something to be celebrated. If a career criminal gets high and decides to fight with cops, and solves the “find out” part of the equation, it should be celebrated.

We waste far too much time and resources dealing with the demands and problems of the bottom of the barrel of society.

[–]binaryblob 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Can the police self-delete 99.95% of themselves first and raise the lower IQ limit for cops? From what I understand the National Guard consists of sane people, so those could take over. The police is a lost cause.

[–]LtGreenCo 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Threats of suicide is their go-to of choice when they want something. Hell they've basically held all of society hostage based on that single principle.

[–]iamonlyoneman 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

we need to remember to remind everybody threatening suicide to coerce action from someone else is a form of emotional abuse and actual psychologists (before 2015 and the trans woo-woo) said to never give in to these demands

[–]slavdude0 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Find another woah-man like yourself.

[–]LtGreenCo 10 insightful - 6 fun10 insightful - 5 fun11 insightful - 6 fun -  (0 children)

"But I'm not attracted to trans women!"

"Yeah well neither is anyone else, hence your current predicament"

[–]ClassroomPast6178 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (9 children)

Interesting, I’m not getting any hits on a reverse image search.

Doesn’t mean it’s fake, but hmmm.

[–]Alienhunter糞大名 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (6 children)

I'd be suspicious. This would be enough to institutionalize someone. I'd take the call for help seriously but I'd be calling the cops saying hey you need to intervene here this person is suicidal.

[–]LyingSpirit472 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (5 children)

Honestly yes, because if they're playing that card early enough, and they're admittedly an incel, the chance they even go further than "get me a girlfriend or I self-delete" to "get me a girlfriend or I take other people with me when I self-delete" is on the table as well.

[–]Alienhunter糞大名 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

It's the only practical solution to deal with emotional terrorists who pull the suicide card. You can't give them what they want they'll just keep pulling it. You can't say "go ahead I don't care" (well you can call the bluff that way but they'll then play the "waaah why are you so mean to me !" game and get some idiot to fall for it and bother you.

But you can play the, "that sounds very serious, I'm calling the police because you are a danger to yourself" response and there's very little they can do about that. Shuts it straight down and keeps them from pulling it again if they aren't legit suicidal and insane, which of course validates the move.

[–]LyingSpirit472 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

But you can play the, "that sounds very serious, I'm calling the police because you are a danger to yourself" response and there's very little they can do about that. Shuts it straight down and keeps them from pulling it again if they aren't legit suicidal and insane, which of course validates the move.

But, you forget. If you try to play the "I'm calling the police because you are a danger to yourself", then you end up getting hit with BOTH problems by the emotional terrorists. They can go to the idiots who'll fall for it and play "waaaah This person's so mean to me, they called the police on me! They tried to have me killed just so they wouldn't do [insert thing they demanded]!", AND they'll go to you and possibly even the cops and say "the cops can't watch me 24/7 forever, all they can legally do is hold me for 72 hours and then they have to release me no matter how much of a danger to myself I am, and then in 72 hours I'll self-delete and I'll blame you personally for it to guarantee you go to hell for killing me...that is, if I don't choose to refuse food and water and starve myself to death in front of them and kill myself that way. Either way, you just guaranteed I do it so you just murdered me."

[–]Alienhunter糞大名 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Only if both parties are retarded. If you aren't retarded you won't fall for the bullshit and will just hold firm on getting the suicidal person help. If they aren't retarded they'll realize it's a losing battle and go find more receptive fields to fertilize with their bullshit.

If both parties are retarded then the fun really starts. . https://youtu.be/LX-7AnOx22k?si=8VslSvXfJrka5TpA

[–]LyingSpirit472 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Well, there's your problem. You seem to ignore that "a person threatening suicide to get their way is likely retarded", and "a person willing to play along for the retarded person's threat is also likely retarded."

[–]Alienhunter糞大名 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Some of these people aren't retarded but they are manipulative.

[–]jet199 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

If it's tiktok, they will delete any video which mentions suicide very quickly.

This is why they all say things like "unalive myself".

[–]ClassroomPast6178 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Ahh, okay, didn’t realise it was a still from a video - that would 100% explain the zero reverse image search results.

[–]Clown_Chan 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Lmao, 0 fucks given

Just let that incel troon 41% himself, please🙏 I bet his friends are also sick of him. It would be great a Christmas present for his friends and family, lol

[–]IkeConn 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Bless his heart.

[–]hfxB0oyADon't piss on my head & tell me it's raining. 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Far be it from me to suggest that might be the best Christmas present he could give his friend group...

[–]TaseAFeminist4Jesus 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Is it... is it a "transbian"?

[–]LordoftheFliesAmeri-kin 2.0. Pronouns: MegaWhite/SuperStraight/UltraPatriarchy 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Yep.

[–]makesyoudownvote 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

You know 20 years ago, I would have assumed that was just some monster out of Dungeons and Dragons or something.

I still kinda do, but I used to too.

[–]binaryblob 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Nobody believes this to be real.

[–]Tom_Bombadil 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Great photo. He's lovely.

[–]jet199 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

His eyes look like they are laughing, dupers delight.

[–]Tom_Bombadil 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

And follow my direct instructions..

Conceptually. Her follow through is addition by subtraction.

[–]Dragonerne 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

It's a jew trying to defile Christmas

[–]BenitoGreen99 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I hope "her" friends find "her" a nice trans "woman" to date.

[–]UncleWillard56 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

You will not be missed.

[–]Athelhilda4 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Looks like they know what to give him for Christmas.

[–]iamonlyoneman 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Threatening suicide to coerce behavior is shitty but it's even worse when you're hamhandedly selfish about it. The incel to train pipeline has a plot twist: still being an incel at the other end