Male threatens to self-delete if his friends don't find him a woman to date by Christmas.

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[–]LordoftheFliesAmeri-kin 2.0. Pronouns: MegaWhite/SuperStraight/UltraPatriarchy 8 insightful - 3 fun8 insightful - 2 fun9 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

My first response: Do a flip, faggot!

My second response: Across the street for attention, down the block for results!

My third response: A link to an instructional video on noose tying.

But in seriousness, fuck people like this. Let them neck and make the gene pool a little cleaner for the rest of humanity. Giving in to this emotional terrorism only encourages them to keep using it in the future; "do this for me or I'll neck myself," "give me that or I'll neck myself," "buy me this or I'll neck myself." Once they know it works for anything, they'll use it for everything. The only correct course is to ignore it, in which case it's a bluff and now everyone knows it, or they follow through and you're done with their bullshit for good.

[–]LyingSpirit472 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

...complete amateur. Don't they know the method is to "hint it" to make people feel sad, but have plausible deniability so you aren't insane? Now people can write it off as a crazy person and not part of the movement!