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[–]LordoftheFliesAmeri-kin 2.0. Pronouns: MegaWhite/SuperStraight/UltraPatriarchy 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

it is also a fact that all men who date women eventually die at some point in their lives.

Bro, it's worse than that. Even gay men eventually die at some point, because their mothers are women! So even taking the pipe is no protection.

[–]NastyWetSmear 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

So to be immortal all I have to do is be a pod born virgin?

[–]LordoftheFliesAmeri-kin 2.0. Pronouns: MegaWhite/SuperStraight/UltraPatriarchy 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Pretty much. But don't forget to redeem your bonus wizard class if you maintain your virgin status.

[–]LyingSpirit472 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun -  (1 child)

Exactly. That's why, in order to do this, I spent a long period systematically brainwashing the woman in my life into believing they're a trans man. Not only did I do my part to abolish femoids and add another man to the picture, but now my gay boyfriend can get pregnant and add another dude- or a poor, poor trans baby into the mix, as God intended when he tried to make Adam and Steve, but didn't have the clay to give Steve a dick like Jesus when he accidentally made his pec game too round.

[–]ClassroomPast6178 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Citizen! Play your part, trans them before they trans you!