When running for president in 2020, Kamala Harris told Al Sharpton that she would sign a reparations bill once elected by xoenix in politics

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You're talking about dead people again. Stop fighting with ghosts.

Australia said it will fine internet platforms up to 5% of their global revenue for failing to prevent the spread of misinformation online by Drewski in censorship

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George Floyd died of Fentanyl poisoning

You've misread the autopsy report. Fentanyl intoxication was one of the "Other significant conditions". The cause of death was the kneeling on his neck until his breathing and heart stopped. It does not show a broken neck.

Cause of death: Cardiopulmonary arrest complicating law enforcement subdual, restraint, and neck compression.

Manner of death: Homicide

How injury occurred: Decedent experienced a cardiopulmonary arrest while being restrained by law enforcement officer(s)

Other significant conditions: Arteriosclerotic and hypertensive heart disease; fentanyl intoxication; recent methamphetamine use.


There were court cases about that. A guy was locked up for his murder, and three others for aiding and abetting his manslaughter.

Australia said it will fine internet platforms up to 5% of their global revenue for failing to prevent the spread of misinformation online by Drewski in censorship

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good. science deniers due to Christian faith are the problem. Christianity used to study science and make massive breakthroughs. now they "breakthrough with the heart". gimme a fucking break. Mendel was Christian, he would be crucified by the Christians today. Intersex back then was seen as a breakthrough in genomics, today its one of the right wings main talking points without actually talking about genomics. if anything it should be flagged as religious bumble, rather than science in religion, or actual fact. controlling the spread of disinformation is important, they used to only report the news from both sides and as monotone as possible. Until Reagan. We need to get rid of Reagan anything. Journalists need to stop being lazy. And the government has no place owning media. So while regulations are ok, the actual giving money to media should never ever never never verververver ever fucking happen. It stifles corruption charges, and that is totally totalitarianism.

Australia said it will fine internet platforms up to 5% of their global revenue for failing to prevent the spread of misinformation online by Drewski in censorship

[–]blackvoodoowhitesnow 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

what happens if people get so dumb from misinformation that they are tricked into voting for a tyrant?

How do I Speak to Someone at Expedia? HelpLine NO by ibtonystark in AskSaidIt

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When running for president in 2020, Kamala Harris told Al Sharpton that she would sign a reparations bill once elected by xoenix in politics

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no, they want to take it from everyone. thanks guy. we appreciate your support of slave owners. now it might effect all of our banks for a few years. you happy now?

When running for president in 2020, Kamala Harris told Al Sharpton that she would sign a reparations bill once elected by xoenix in politics

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That's a very small percentage of the population back then. You going to hunt down each one of their ancestors and demand blood money? lol.

TRUMP TRUTH BOMB: "In case you don't want to write about it -- we have under this administration 320,000 migrant children are missing -- Many of them are dead. Many of them are sex slaves." by Questionable in corruption

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i dont believe anything that he says anymore. im not even going to look up his accusations. everytime i do i find out he is lying. if he happens to be telling the truth right now, i would believe that he took those children to mar-a-lago and they are his slaves. so yeah, fuck trump.

America First Legal Obtains New Internal CDC Documents Revealing Foreign Collusion in Biden-Harris Government Censorship Regime by xoenix in censorship

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omg you mean you cannot just go online and spread fake shit all the time? well, shit dude. what are you gonna do for a job now?

Australia said it will fine internet platforms up to 5% of their global revenue for failing to prevent the spread of misinformation online by Drewski in censorship

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Misinformation from the left kicked off riots. George Floyd died of Fentanyl poisoning because he ate his stash after being pulled over for passing around fake $20 bills. The left claimed the knee on his neck killed him, not the drugs. The first autopsy showed drug poisoning, the doctored autopsy showed a broken neck.

Australia said it will fine internet platforms up to 5% of their global revenue for failing to prevent the spread of misinformation online by Drewski in censorship

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Already got a weaponization of the FBI and DOJ, telling Facebook and other social networks what to censor and what not to censor. Plus false charges against Trump, and an attempted assassination attempt on Trump. They'll do anything to get rid of Trump.

38-pound rescue cat Crumbs gets stuck in shoe rack while trying to escape from fat camp: 'He caused a ruckus' by hfxB0oyA in whatever

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that cat needs to lose some weight. he looks genuinely hurt in that pool of water. lol. little tubby boy.

When running for president in 2020, Kamala Harris told Al Sharpton that she would sign a reparations bill once elected by xoenix in politics

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take it from their families that lived off the money from the slaves. yes, you can do that. england did.

Ohio is sending troopers and $2.5 million to a city that has seen an influx of Haitian migrants by Cancelthis in WorldNews

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no, no. Haiti and Puerto Rico need to be states. You won't have the influx of "immigrants" anymore. And you can go down there easily and live. and they will get more money to fix their infrastructure. its good for all.

The Next Genocide, because that is where the future of your past lies. by blackvoodoowhitesnow in politics

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so eat the next porridge bowl, but stay out of mine!

the next Genocide, becuase that is where the future of your past liesss. by blackvoodoowhitesnow in corruption

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trump literally was a sex trafficker.

Idiot Wokies Who Finally Got What They DESERVED by WoodyWoodPecker in politics

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It depends on where you get those facts and issues from. You get them from biased sources that are left-leaning. Instead of third party neutral sources like I do.

Woke means drinking the liberal Kool-Ade.

How Hazelnuts Can Build Climate Resilience in the Upper Midwest by Questionable in environment

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Those who say the government is illegitimate sound like hypocrites when they turn around and scream the government should ban fake meat.

Do you love freedom or not?

Denis Villeneuve says 'Dune 3' will be his last 'Dune' movie. by Dune1032 in Movies

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The book, Messiah was not as popular as Dune. Why should Villeneuve think a movie which follows Messiah would do better than Dune Part 2? I wouldn't follow the book. Dune 3 should start where Dune 2 ended not 12 years later. I would have Paul realize that he doesn't want to be Emperor. He just wants Chani who he knows is pregnant with his child. Arrakis is attacked by people from another planet forcing him to flee to Caladan with Chani, his mother, and Gurney. He also learns that Arrakis at one time was a fertile planet, but the Harkonnens made it into a desert by controlling the weather in order to make mining Spice easier. Paul plots to return to Arrakis and return it to the Fremen and change the climate to its previous condition. Dune 3 would be a happy movie with Paul as a hero and Chani as his wife. In contrast, in the book Messiah, Paul becomes a villain. Herbert wanted to show what happens when people follow someone fanatically, but there is already a historical example, Hitler. What is the point of making a dark, sad movie? Timothee Chalamet and Zendaya are very popular. People would love to see them happy together.

Lies About Haitians Reflect America's Racist Imperialism | Common Dreams by jimmie_jim_bob in PoliticallyIncorrect

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Haiti is a shithole country and we all know why. Let's bring the infection here to the USA and use them to get rid of whitey.

White House finalizing plans to lift restrictions on where Ukraine can strike inside Russia. by Dune1032 in WorldNews

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Are you saying that companies want World War III because it would make them rich?

'Karate Kid' star Chad McQueen, son of Steve McQueen, dead at 63 by P-38lightning in news

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Why does someone who died 40 years ago have an instagram account

Harris had to cheat at the debate. She's unqualified to be President by P-38lightning in politics

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Fox was willing to host a debate.

When running for president in 2020, Kamala Harris told Al Sharpton that she would sign a reparations bill once elected by xoenix in politics

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I hope it's purple drank

When running for president in 2020, Kamala Harris told Al Sharpton that she would sign a reparations bill once elected by xoenix in politics

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Same way you make them vote; lie, cheat, and steal until you get what you want!

When running for president in 2020, Kamala Harris told Al Sharpton that she would sign a reparations bill once elected by xoenix in politics

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Joke's on you, reparations will be a block of government cheese, a cartoon of Newports, and a 1-gallon jug of "drank."

South Park's creators refuse to get involved in the 2024 US Presidental Election. So I asked ChatGPT to write a six-episode season of South Park for us. Here's what it came up with. by Mcheetah in Random_Shit

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Here’s a script for Episode 6: "Election Day":


South Park Episode Six Script: "Election Day"

(Episode 6 of 6: Randy wins the mayoral election in a landslide, while Sharon faces the absurdity of losing to his nonsense. Meanwhile, the "war" between Springfield and South Park reaches an unexpectedly silly conclusion.)


OPENING SCENE
(EXT. SOUTH PARK ELEMENTARY - MORNING)
(The town has been turned into an Election Day carnival. Booths with voting signs are scattered all over, and people are lining up to cast their votes. Giant Randy Marsh posters are everywhere, showing him with a cheesy grin and the slogan “FREE WEED! MAKE SOUTH PARK GREAT AGAIN!”)

RANDY
(standing near the entrance, shaking hands)
"Remember, folks, vote Randy! Free weed for everyone, and we’ll make sure no one from Springfield ever steps foot in our town again!"

(Crowd members cheer as they enter the school to vote. Meanwhile, Sharon is standing nearby, holding a modest sign that says “Vote for Reason.” Hardly anyone notices her.)

SHARON
(sighing to herself)
"I can’t believe this is happening… again."

(Stan approaches her, looking defeated.)

STAN
"Mom, I don’t know if anyone’s actually listening anymore."

SHARON
(sighing)
"Apparently, free weed is all it takes to fix South Park."


CUT TO:
(INT. VOTING BOOTHS - INSIDE SOUTH PARK ELEMENTARY)
(Inside the voting booths, various South Park residents are making their choices. Randy’s name is in bold on the ballot with a weed leaf next to it. Sharon’s name is plain, with no flashy logos.)

CARTMAN
(looking at the ballot, grinning)
"Well, I know who I’m voting for. Randy’s gonna make South Park great again… and give me free weed!"

KYLE
(shaking his head)
"Cartman, you're not old enough to vote and you don’t even smoke weed."

CARTMAN
"Yeah, but I could start. Plus, Randy said no more pet eaters from Springfield. That’s a promise!"

(Kyle rolls his eyes as he casts his vote. We see various other townspeople gleefully voting for Randy, with only a handful choosing Sharon.)


CUT TO:
(INT. TOWN HALL - LATER THAT DAY)
(The election results are being counted, and it’s clear Randy is winning by a landslide. Randy is pacing excitedly while Sharon sits nearby, resigned to her fate.)

ELECTION OFFICIAL
(excitedly announcing)
"With 90% of the votes counted, Randy Marsh appears to be the projected winner and your new South Park mayor!"

RANDY
(fist-pumping)
"YES! I told you! South Park knows what it needs! Weed and walls!"

(Sharon sighs, looking at the small group of her supporters in the corner.)

SHARON
(sarcastic)
"Great. More weed and walls."


CUT TO:
(EXT. SPRINGFIELD TOWN HALL - DAY)
(Meanwhile, over in Springfield, Bart and Lisa are watching the aftermath of their prank war with South Park. The pranksters have mostly retreated, but the damage remains: toilet paper strewn across buildings, graffiti everywhere.)

LISA SIMPSON
"Well, Bart, I hope you’re proud of yourself. This ‘war’ didn’t solve anything."

BART SIMPSON
(grinning)
"Are you kidding? It was epic! But yeah, maybe it’s time to end this."

(Mayor Quimby is standing nearby, addressing the Springfield residents.)

MAYOR QUIMBY
(clearly confused)
"Alright, people, let’s—wait, who are we at war with again?"

(Lisa rolls her eyes, and Bart chuckles.)


CUT TO:
(INT. MAYOR MCDANIELS’ OFFICE - SOUTH PARK)
(Mayor McDaniels, now completely senile, is sitting at her desk trying to fill out her own ballot.)

MAYOR MCDANIELS
(confused)
"Why isn’t my name on here? I’ve been mayor for years… where’s my name?"

(She stares at the ballot, then shrugs and writes her name in the space for a write-in candidate.)

MAYOR MCDANIELS
"Well, I’ll just vote for myself. That should do the trick."


CUT TO:
(EXT. SOUTH PARK TOWN SQUARE - LATER)
(The results are announced on a big screen. Randy has won in a landslide victory, with Mayor McDaniels getting a laughable write-in vote count.)

ELECTION OFFICIAL
"And the new mayor of South Park is… Randy Marsh!"

(The crowd erupts into cheers, chanting “RANDY! RANDY! RANDY!” Randy, beaming with pride, steps up to a makeshift podium. Sharon stands behind him, looking disheartened.)

RANDY
(shouting into the mic)
"Thank you, South Park! I promise to deliver on all my promises: free weed, no more Springfield invaders, and we’re gonna keep South Park for real South Parkers!"

(The crowd cheers again. Sharon looks at him, shaking her head.)

SHARON
"Randy, you can’t actually give people free weed. You don’t have the authority to—"

RANDY
(ignoring her, to the crowd)
"AND, to solve this ridiculous war with Springfield, I declare that every family gets a free pet! No more missing animals!"

(The crowd goes wild again. Sharon stares at him in disbelief.)

SHARON
"You’re giving people pets to fix a war between Springfield?"

RANDY
(grinning)
"Yep! That’s how we do it. Randy style."


CUT TO:
(EXT. SPRINGFIELD TOWN HALL - LATER)
(Back in Springfield, word reaches the town about Randy’s new “free pet” initiative. Mayor Quimby holds a press conference, clearly confused but going along with it.)

MAYOR QUIMBY
"Well, it seems the good people of South Park have decided to offer us… free pets. So, uh, I guess that’s a resolution?"

(The Springfield residents are equally confused, but Bart and Lisa exchange a look.)

BART SIMPSON
"Hey, free pets! I’m in."

LISA SIMPSON
(sighing)
"This is the dumbest resolution ever… but at least it’s over."


CUT TO:
(EXT. SOUTH PARK TOWN SQUARE - NIGHT)
(The election celebrations are in full swing. Randy’s supporters are partying in the streets, high on both weed and excitement. Meanwhile, Sharon watches from a distance, shaking her head in defeat.)

SHARON
(to herself)
"How did it come to this? All these promises… and none of them even make sense."

(Stan walks up beside her, looking equally resigned.)

STAN
"You know, mom... Sometimes, in crazy times, we need crazy solutions. And I don't know anyone crazier than Dad."

SHARON
(sighing)
"You know... Perhaps you're right."

(They watch as Randy rides through town on a float, waving a South Park flag and tossing weed leaves to the crowd.)


FINAL SCENE
(EXT. SPRINGFIELD TOWN BORDER - NIGHT)
(The South Park and Springfield residents gather at the border, where a group of Haitians has arrived with a cart full of baby animals. Bart and Lisa receive a puppy version of Santa's Little Helper. The South Park crowd cheer as they receive their new pets. The Springfield pranksters sheepishly return to their side of the border.)

BART SIMPSON
"Well, I guess that’s it. We got our pets back."

LISA SIMPSON
"Yeah… but I still can’t believe this was about missing pets in the first place."

(Both towns celebrate the end of their bizarre “war” as Randy stands triumphantly at the top of his wall, grinning like a conquering hero.)


CUT TO:
(EXT. SOUTH PARK TOWN HALL - NIGHT)
(Randy gives one final speech to the town, basking in his victory.)

RANDY
"South Park! We’ve won! And this town will always be for the real South Parkers! No more outsiders! No more… wait, what were we talking about?"

(The crowd laughs, cheering for Randy. Sharon watches from the back, shaking her head in disbelief.)

SHARON
"God help us all."


FADE OUT
(END OF EPISODE)


This wraps up the election arc with Randy's nonsensical victory, Sharon’s continued struggle for sanity, and the absurd resolution to the South Park-Springfield “war.”

South Park's creators refuse to get involved in the 2024 US Presidental Election. So I asked ChatGPT to write a six-episode season of South Park for us. Here's what it came up with. by Mcheetah in Random_Shit

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Episode 5 sets the stage for the impending conflict between Springfield and South Park.


South Park Episode Script: "Randy’s Rallies"

(Episode 5 of 6: Tensions between Springfield and South Park rise as Cartman’s failed raid sparks accusations and Randy doubles down on his wall, setting the stage for an all-out war.)


OPENING SCENE
(EXT. SOUTH PARK TOWN SQUARE - DAY)
(Randy is standing on a stage in the middle of a massive crowd. He’s wearing a flashy suit, looking overly confident. The crowd is holding signs like “RANDY 2024” and “KEEP SOUTH PARK PURE.” He raises his arms to get the crowd hyped.)

RANDY
(shouting into the microphone)
"South Park, are you ready for some REAL change?!"

(Crowd cheers wildly. Randy grins, playing up his Trump-like energy.)

RANDY
"That’s right, people! You’re all gonna get FREE weed! And you know what? We’re gonna build that wall higher—no, we’re gonna make it taller and thicker to keep out the outsiders!"

(The crowd erupts with chants of “BUILD THAT WALL! BUILD THAT WALL!” Randy grins, feeding off their energy.)


CUT TO:
(EXT. RALLY GROUNDS - BACKSTAGE AREA - SAME TIME)
(Sharon is pacing nervously. She’s supposed to speak after Randy, but it’s clear she’s not excited about it. She watches Randy from the side, frowning.)

SHARON
(sighing, to herself)
"How am I supposed to compete with free weed and crazy promises?"

(Stans walks up beside her, looking uncomfortable.)

STAN
"Mom, do you really have to do this? Dad’s rallies are… uh, kinda hard to beat."

SHARON
(firmly)
"Stan, someone has to be the voice of reason. I can’t let your dad just turn this election into a circus."

(She takes a deep breath and heads toward the stage as Randy finishes up his speech.)


CUT TO:
(EXT. RALLY STAGE - MOMENTS LATER)
(Sharon steps onto the stage, the crowd’s energy immediately shifts. They’re clearly not as excited to see her. She takes the mic, trying to project confidence.)

SHARON
"Thank you. Look, I know my opponent, Randy Marsh, has made some big promises today. But we need to focus on real solutions for South Park, not—"

CROWD MEMBER
(heckling)
"BOOO! Give us more weed!"

SHARON
(raising her voice)
"I’m talking about actual policies that can make South Park better! We can’t just build walls and give away free drugs! We need infrastructure—"

CROWD
(booing)
"WE WANT WEED! WE WANT WEED!"

(Sharon tries to continue, but the crowd’s chants drown her out. Randy watches from the side, smirking.)

RANDY
(mocking)
"Tough crowd, Sharon. Maybe they just want a leader who knows how to have fun!"

(The crowd laughs, and Sharon is visibly frustrated. She tries to push through her speech, but the audience’s attention is clearly on Randy’s showmanship rather than her logical arguments.)


CUT TO:
(EXT. SPRINGFIELD - DAY)
(Bart, Lisa, and other Springfield residents are gathered in front of the town hall, furious after Cartman and Butters’ latest stunt. Mayor Quimby is trying to calm the crowd, but Bart is stoking the flames.)

MAYOR QUIMBY
"People, we can’t let this turn into a war! South Park is a small town just like ours. We must find a peaceful resolution."

BART SIMPSON
(grinning mischievously)
"Yeah, right! They started this, and now we finish it! Let’s give them a taste of their own medicine!"

LISA SIMPSON
(crossing her arms)
"Bart, you’re just making things worse. This whole thing is ridiculous!"

(The crowd is divided, with some people nodding along to Lisa’s rational arguments, while others are hyped up by Bart’s rebelliousness.)

MOE
(shouting)
"They think we eat pets? Well, let’s show them what we’re capable of!"

(The crowd cheers, and the town begins gearing up for “war” against South Park, though it’s clear the “war” is mostly just pranks and exaggerated responses to Cartman’s rumors.)


CUT TO:
(EXT. SOUTH PARK TOWN SQUARE - DAY)
(Randy is holding another rally, but this time there’s a growing tension. People in the crowd start throwing around exaggerated rumors about Springfield.)

RANDY
(excitedly)
"Those people in Springfield think they can mess with us? They think they can eat our pets and get away with it?"

(Crowd boos and chants “NO PET EATERS!”)

KYLE
(to Stan, looking worried)
"Your dad’s really making this worse. If Springfield actually comes here, we could end up in a real fight."

STAN
(annoyed)
"Yeah, well, welcome to my life."

(The crowd gets more riled up as Randy stokes the flames, making ridiculous claims about Springfield’s supposed “attacks.” Sharon watches from the sidelines, growing more and more concerned.)


CUT TO:
(EXT. SPRINGFIELD TOWN BORDER - NIGHT)
(Springfield residents, led by Bart and some of the more aggressive locals, are setting up for their “war” with South Park. They’re armed with prank supplies like toilet paper, stink bombs, and spray paint.)

BART SIMPSON
(excitedly)
"Alright, everyone! Let’s show South Park who’s boss!"

LISA SIMPSON
(shaking her head)
"Bart, this is stupid. You’re only making things worse."

BART
(smirking)
"Exactly. That’s the point."

(The Springfield prank squad heads toward the South Park wall, ready to escalate the situation. But behind the pranks, there’s a sense that things are starting to get out of control.)


CUT TO:
(EXT. SOUTH PARK TOWN HALL - NIGHT)
(Sharon is holding a small, poorly attended town hall meeting, trying to get people to focus on real issues instead of Randy’s inflammatory rhetoric. There are only a few people in the room, and they seem disengaged.)

SHARON
"Look, we need to stop this before it gets worse. Springfield isn’t really our enemy. We need to be talking about fixing our roads, improving schools—"

(A loud crash is heard outside. Sharon and the attendees look out the window to see Springfield pranksters toilet-papering the South Park town hall.)

SHARON
(throwing her hands up)
"Of course. Because this is what happens when people listen to Randy instead of using common sense."

(The small crowd in her town hall starts filing out, more interested in seeing the pranks than listening to Sharon’s logical policies.)


CUT TO:
(EXT. SOUTH PARK BORDER - NIGHT)
(Springfield pranksters are met by Randy’s self-appointed “border patrol.” The two groups square off, with each side wildly overestimating the other’s threat. Toilet paper and spray paint fly as the South Park “defenders” try to fend off the pranksters.)

RANDY
(standing atop his wall, shouting into a megaphone)
"THIS IS IT, PEOPLE! SPRINGFIELD HAS DECLARED WAR! PROTECT OUR TOWN!"

(Crowd members start throwing whatever they can find at the Springfield pranksters, as the situation spirals into chaos. Both sides think they’re fighting for real, even though the “battle” is completely ridiculous.)


CUT TO:
(EXT. MARSH HOUSE - NIGHT)
(Stan and Kyle are watching the chaos from the Marsh family porch. Cartman runs up to them, breathless and excited.)

CARTMAN
"Guys! It’s happening! The war is ON! We have to defend South Park from the pet-eating invaders!"

KYLE
(rolling his eyes)
"This is all your fault, Cartman. You and your stupid rumors."

STAN
(sighing)
"Yeah, and now my dad’s making it even worse."

(As the chaos continues in the background, Sharon watches from the doorway, looking exhausted and defeated.)


CUT TO:
(INT. SPRINGFIELD TOWN HALL - NIGHT)
(Lisa is watching the chaos from a distance, shaking her head in disbelief.)

LISA SIMPSON
(sighing)
"I can’t believe this is happening… over pets."

(Mayor Quimby stands nearby, completely oblivious to the real problem.)

MAYOR QUIMBY
(cheerfully)
"Well, at least no one’s actually getting hurt! This will blow over soon enough."

(Lisa rolls her eyes as the pranks and petty conflict escalate in the distance.)


END SCENE
(*The conflict between South Park and Springfield is rapidly escalating, and Randy’s rallies continue to grow more absurd. Sharon struggles to make her voice heard as the situation spirals out of control.


Haitians in Ohio Face Harassment, Bomb Threats After Trump Spreads Racist Lie by jimmie_jim_bob in PoliticallyIncorrect

[–]GuyWhite 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Nobody wants those filthy savage shitskins in their communities.

"A Salary For Being Trans" : Trans Activists In Spain Prompt Outrage After Meeting With Politicians To Forward A "Transgender Pension" by xoenix in TumblrInAction

[–]NastyWetSmear [score hidden]  (0 children)

I guess. These days you don't need to sterilize yourself though, just change the pronouns at the bottom of your email.

When running for president in 2020, Kamala Harris told Al Sharpton that she would sign a reparations bill once elected by xoenix in politics

[–]xoenix[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

That's basically the only argument Kamala supporters have.

The Next Genocide, because that is where the future of your past lies. by blackvoodoowhitesnow in politics

[–]yellowsnow2 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Your insults go too far.

Another reason to wear a respirator in California - "air around the Tijuana River is dangerous" .... "toxic stew" by In-the-clouds in news

[–]jimmie_jim_bob 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Meh. Tijuana's refuse treatment gets overloaded at times. They dump it in the river. Los Angeles the same, they dump a thousand times as much in the ocean when their's fails.

Rates of sexual incarceration by gender and 'gender'. by hfxB0oyA in TumblrInAction

[–]LyingSpirit472 [score hidden]  (0 children)

But, even then, it's seen as not happening in the law, since if a woman says "if you don't have sex with me I'll tell everyone you raped me", they can just tell people you raped them afterwards too so it's your word against hers- and who'll believe your word? You're a rapist; she said so!

When running for president in 2020, Kamala Harris told Al Sharpton that she would sign a reparations bill once elected by xoenix in politics

[–]Canbot 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Her promises mean nothing. Anyone taking this shit seriously is a moron.

Swedish Academic Who Wrote "Masturbation" Research Paper Releases Book About "Cute Boys" in Cartoon Child Porn by xoenix in TumblrInAction

[–]LyingSpirit472 [score hidden]  (0 children)

It took this long to happen? With how many losers in college write their term paper about the product they enjoy as it is, I thought we'd have more examples of this from the generation who's dopamine receptors are so out of wack they can only feel feelings when they coom.

How many of you here at Saidit are projections? by In-the-clouds in SaidIt

[–]jimmie_jim_bob 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

The Cube was a fucking awesome film. Amazing acting from Maurice Wint. Like literally actually someone who went to drama school in a decent film.

"A Salary For Being Trans" : Trans Activists In Spain Prompt Outrage After Meeting With Politicians To Forward A "Transgender Pension" by xoenix in TumblrInAction

[–]LyingSpirit472 [score hidden]  (0 children)

I mean, there is some logic if you're trying eugenics- the concept of "we'll give you feeble-minded people money and let you have a comfortable life if you go trans [andsterilizeyourselftomakesureyoudon'treproduce]" has logic on the government trying to put some chlorine in the gene pool...

☳ㅤ̇ ☇ㅤ̇ ☷ㅤ̇ . by Questionable in conspiracy

[–]jimmie_jim_bob 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

They look good. I might want to click them, but I'm pretty selective about what I watch on my YouTube.

I already added a bunch of stuff from Jason Carswell and Horrux so now I get warnings about the sun and critiques of Kamala's page-flipping volume.

Please let me know.

38-pound rescue cat Crumbs gets stuck in shoe rack while trying to escape from fat camp: 'He caused a ruckus' by hfxB0oyA in whatever

[–]jimmie_jim_bob 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

This crumbs plotline is developing quite nicely.

That being said, Crumbs exercising is to me very sad. This is a cat that knew the joys in life, and now you throw it onto a water treadmill and it feels the fear of reality bearing down, a fear so palpable that even we can feel their pain.

Sucks man, can't they just give it Wegovy?

When running for president in 2020, Kamala Harris told Al Sharpton that she would sign a reparations bill once elected by xoenix in politics

[–]zyxzevn 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I she going to pay the families that her family had as slaves?

US Blinks in Standoff with Iran, While Putin Warns of War With NATO by RandomCollection in WayOfTheBern

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https://archive.ph/xv8j9

I think that for all the of the bluster, the US doesn't actually want a war with Russia because it would expose how weak US conventional capabilities are.

When running for president in 2020, Kamala Harris told Al Sharpton that she would sign a reparations bill once elected by xoenix in politics

[–]partjd 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I identify as a nigger, so they got to pay me

ChatGPT is asked about Auschwitz by Oyveygoyim in whatever

[–]Oyveygoyim[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Why isn't there a straight answer for why the Nazi's did what you believe they did?

Also Roosevelt/Stalin did much worse to German soldiers and citizens than Germany did to those jews. Far more Germans died in American and Soviet death camps than the phony 6 million jews.

The media says Trump invented a Taliban leader named Abdul during the debate by xoenix in politics

[–]LordoftheFlies 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I mean, we're talking about Arabs in Afghanistan here. You'd have better odds of finding a virgin goat or boy than not finding an Abdul who's in the Taliban and holds some sort of leadership role.

Rates of sexual incarceration by gender and 'gender'. by hfxB0oyA in TumblrInAction

[–]wylanderuk 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

And take the risk that the threatened outcomes don't happen, proxy violence (interpersonal or state based) and reputation destruction are the main ways women express aggression.

And frankly the downside of them doing this and failing is pretty much non-existent for the most part.

Ohio is sending troopers and $2.5 million to a city that has seen an influx of Haitian migrants by Cancelthis in WorldNews

[–]Questionable 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

then it will continue until Haiti is a state.

The sovereign country of Haiti, a state?

We've got many people higher up on the list that deserve statehood, more than a foreign country.

Harris had to cheat at the debate. She's unqualified to be President by P-38lightning in politics

[–]ActuallyNot 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

No reason to believe it wasn't prepared in advance, knowing the question beforehand.

It wasn't worded as a response to the exact question.

Harris lied all the time during the debate

For example?

"She isn't in noticeable cognitive decline (she is not Biden)".

Nor Trump.

Australia said it will fine internet platforms up to 5% of their global revenue for failing to prevent the spread of misinformation online by Drewski in censorship

[–]ID10T 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

You are promoting disinformation. To the gulag for you comrade!

When running for president in 2020, Kamala Harris told Al Sharpton that she would sign a reparations bill once elected by xoenix in politics

[–]xoenix[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I don't know how you can make dead people pay anything.

Ohio is sending troopers and $2.5 million to a city that has seen an influx of Haitian migrants by Cancelthis in WorldNews

[–]blackvoodoowhitesnow 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

it is very difficult for good people to fight against bad people with guns. bad people with guns will exist as long as the mentality is "why dont they stay there and fight." as much as we dont want. the answers still evade us. if economic policy decimates Haiti, which it does. then it will continue until Haiti is a state.

How many of you here at Saidit are projections? by In-the-clouds in SaidIt

[–]blackvoodoowhitesnow 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

gracias. i mean "thank you, kind Southern Yankee."

Biden Grins as He Dons a Red Trump Hat in PA After Watching Debate by Questionable in politics

[–]blackvoodoowhitesnow 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

wow amazing.

Kamala Harris Caught Busing in Thousands of People For Her Rally in Charlotte, North Carolina (VIDEO) by P-38lightning in politics

[–]blackvoodoowhitesnow 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

yeah, north carolina will eventually become North. hahahaha. kinda like how you said maryland went North. we are only a few generations away from total takeover. goodbye Southern Yanks. your legacy is one of hatred and division. finally white pride can not be associated with the southern yankee syndrome.

Kamala Harris Caught Busing in Thousands of People For Her Rally in Charlotte, North Carolina (VIDEO) by P-38lightning in politics

[–]blackvoodoowhitesnow 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

well, yeah. public transportation is used by groups to support their causes all the time. have you not heard of this?

When running for president in 2020, Kamala Harris told Al Sharpton that she would sign a reparations bill once elected by xoenix in politics

[–]blackvoodoowhitesnow 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

OMG SOUTHERN YANKEES ARE GONNA HAVE TO PAY FOR WHAT THEY DID? MANY STATES HAVE ALREADY REPARATIONED BLACKS SINCE 1800. OMG THE SOUTH IS SO not IMPORTANT.

Biden Grins as He Dons a Red Trump Hat in PA After Watching Debate by Questionable in politics

[–]Questionable[S] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

You mean, like this?

Australia said it will fine internet platforms up to 5% of their global revenue for failing to prevent the spread of misinformation online by Drewski in censorship

[–]ActuallyNot 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

But turned out to be true

What's your best evidence of that?

The UK riots weren't from misinformation

They absolutely were.

How Online Misinformation Stoked Anti-Migrant Riots in Britain.

Although the analysis by Michael Marsh in Skeptics with a K that I linked to in this submission is a deeper dive still.

Australia said it will fine internet platforms up to 5% of their global revenue for failing to prevent the spread of misinformation online by Drewski in censorship

[–]ActuallyNot 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Trump was already in office and did not commit lawfare.

Not true.

It took him a while for get to rid of people with ethics, but when he got rid of Jeff Sessions, and put Bill Barr as United States attorney general. Barr shut down the Mueller investigation, blocked further investigations and refused to respond to subpoenas about it .

Even he wouldn't do Trump's bidding to arrest his political opponents: https://www.politico.com/news/2020/10/07/trump-demands-barr-arrest-foes-427389

But that's what project 2025 is about. They will find loyalists who will next time.

The democrats have by weaponizing the FBI and DOJ.

Not true

Quite the opposite. Out of an abundance of ethics, the Biden administration has not interfered with the Durham report like Trump's did with the Mueller report.

They selected Trump appointee Hur to investigate Biden's classified documents case.

And he didn't even replace the trump-appointee investigating Hunter, and he has ruled out a presidential pardon.

if Kamala, an unelected candidate, wins.

If she wins, she'll be elected.

Tesla Semi fire in California took 50,000 gallons of water to extinguish by Questionable in environment

[–]partjd 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Imagine if fire had never been invented.

Australia said it will fine internet platforms up to 5% of their global revenue for failing to prevent the spread of misinformation online by Drewski in censorship

[–]ActuallyNot 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I think they're were a different problem than misinformation. The violence there was caused by far-right infiltrators and agitators with the intentionally sparking violence.

https://www.congress.gov/116/meeting/house/110775/documents/HHRG-116-JU00-20200610-SD019.pdf

Young people ask US Supreme Court to revive climate change lawsuit by ActuallyNot in environment

[–]P-38lightning 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

"Young people"

AKA kids that know jackshit about anything.

The Chad Mumble vs The Virgin Discord: Why You Should Leave Discord by GB43 in SocialMedia

[–]Canbot 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Every single time.

Ig Nobel prize goes to team who found mammals can breathe through anuses by neolib in offbeat

[–]hfxB0oyA 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Insert Socks joke here. :D

Australia said it will fine internet platforms up to 5% of their global revenue for failing to prevent the spread of misinformation online by Drewski in censorship

[–]partjd 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I'm getting ready to invest in a new business opportunity, handicapped toilets that are modified for use by kangaroos, including USB plugs so they can charge their cell phones.

How many of you here at Saidit are projections? by In-the-clouds in SaidIt

[–]In-the-clouds[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

it's especially important to have moments or periods of silence

I totally agree with that. The world with its hustle and bustle tries to take away the inner peace and calm, those moments where we can reflect on what is inside of us. People complain that God is either not real or does not talk to them, not realizing that he talks to them through their conscience every day. Everyone knows what is right and wrong, because the spark of God's spirit within their heart tells them. When we make time for quiet, we can receive valuable thoughts from the spiritual realm (including angels) that guide us to make good choices. If people do not stop to be quiet, then the world itself with its demands propels the person through a meaningless life where their activities are vain and worthless in the beyond.

How many of you here at Saidit are projections? by In-the-clouds in SaidIt

[–]In-the-clouds[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

No money is necessary to see the film.

How many of you here at Saidit are projections? by In-the-clouds in SaidIt

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The links you provided are helpful for those that want to see more. You were the one who introduced me to this old film which was uploaded to YouTube by a Luciferian, someone who calls what is evil good and good evil. But they probably know more than the average person how fake this world is, because they are slaves to the father of lies himself. It is ironic and sad that they know that their master is a liar, but they don't stop and realize that he has lied to them, too. He will not honor promises made to his slaves once they have forfeited their own souls. Their master will never let them be free. Jesus is the one who came to give liberty to the captives.

Kamala Harris Caught Busing in Thousands of People For Her Rally in Charlotte, North Carolina (VIDEO) by P-38lightning in politics

[–]Jiminy 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Yeah no one's boring for dems in North Carolina (unless rigged)

Walz, Yellen, and Khamasala Hezbollah special op was on the oceans / the living planet by Cancelthis in InternationalNews

[–]Cancelthis[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

cross post to Democrats

Late "Karate Kid" Actor and racer Also Happened to Be Steve McQueen's Son Chad McQueen, 63, died on Wednesday. The cause of death wasn't disclosed. by carn0ld03 in Death

[–]Jiminy 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

You know you're a Chad when your dad was Steve McQueen

Ohio Secretary of State announced that the state's Election Integrity Unit uncovered the use of illegal voter registration forms by a government agency aimed at Haitians in Clark County by xoenix in politics

[–]Jiminy 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Haiti is literally the worst country in the world. Because Haitians are the worst people. Stupidest and most violent.

Khamasala Hezbollah / Yellen routing WmD to FSB via Spain, The Netherlands, state of India, and UAE by Cancelthis in InternationalNews

[–]Cancelthis[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

For use on the peoples of Europe

Standard Procedure

chemical weapon protocol of the Walz / Khamasala / Yellen faction of the DNC

Harris had to cheat at the debate. She's unqualified to be President by P-38lightning in politics

[–]Brewdabier 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Non American here, I managed to watch almost 30 minutes then quit. Was like watching kids fighting in the playground.

They say dogs can sense evil by Oyveygoyim in whatever

[–]Gravi 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Run Jew Run!

German police raid Tor-linked group in bid to uncover Tor network users by Drewski in privacy

[–]Brewdabier 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Merkel let 1000s of criminals into our country leaching off us and worse yet they go after non criminals.

Australia said it will fine internet platforms up to 5% of their global revenue for failing to prevent the spread of misinformation online by Drewski in censorship

[–]LarrySwinger2 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Fine Reuters, AP, Fecesbook, Jewtube, Jewgle, etc.

Manufacturers have no strong incentive to introduce ultra-durable glassware because repeat business is a major source of profit. Bars and restaurants have to replace 50-100 percent and sometimes more of their glassware every year due to breakage. Link is to the chemically strengthened vintage glass. by Questionable in corruption

[–]x0x7 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Resturants unfortunately treat cash as having a discount rate around 15%. They really are adverse to investing in things that will save them money in the long run. They want to run as capital lean as they can. That's just the sentiment in them anyway, even if it doesn't make sense.

Kamala Harris Caught Busing in Thousands of People For Her Rally in Charlotte, North Carolina (VIDEO) by P-38lightning in politics

[–]YoMamma 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I recall Vance complaining that there isn't any 'dirt' on Harris & Walz.

This concern about rally sizes is of course an obsession with Trump that Harris was able to use against him in the debate, and that Obama addressed at the DNC. It's unrelated to policy or politics, and rally sizes are apparently one of the few topics Republicans are trying to use against Harris, but they're failing miserably at that kind of misinformation campaign.

German police raid Tor-linked group in bid to uncover Tor network users by Drewski in privacy

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Massie Introduces the National Constitutional Carry Act by Drewski in firearms

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Ukraine and Russia with Caleb Maupin by thehomelessromantic in Communism

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Ig Nobel prize goes to team who found mammals can breathe through anuses by neolib in offbeat

[–]neolib[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

This really makes sense:

Dr Saul Newman at the University of Oxford bagged the demography prize for showing that many claims of people living extraordinarily long lives come from places with short life spans, no birth certificates, and where clerical errors and pension fraud abound. “Extreme old age records are a statistical basket case,” he said. “From the level of individual cases, up to broad population patterns, virtually none of our old-age data makes sense.”

No Man's Land (2024) by Questionable in Movies

[–]Questionable[S] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Visuals are good, dialog and script could have used another pass before completion. Simple things like, where do you toss a grenade, how big is the explosion from a grenade?

Australia said it will fine internet platforms up to 5% of their global revenue for failing to prevent the spread of misinformation online by Drewski in censorship

[–]DesertOfMirrors 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Falsehoods can't have a free rein when they're using that to cause death and property damage.

you mean like the George Floyd riots?

Rates of sexual incarceration by gender and 'gender'. by hfxB0oyA in TumblrInAction

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It's true. The extrapolations were made to suit an emotional agenda. However, it does give a sense of how lopsided the relative proportions are.

Harris & Walz Vow To END Free Speech w/ Matt Taibbi by WoodyWoodPecker in politics

[–]YoMamma 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I merely told you about the law. How would that identify me as an employee for totalitarians? (Also, search: First Amendment does not protect.)