Pastor claims this is what Jesus looked like

BudGalt · 2025-04-01T20:52:59+00:00

Jesus was a light skinned fair haired (strawberry blonde) man. Similar to all the real Israelites. Remember that the 13 Tribes of Israelites were taken into captivity by the Assyrians, taken north. When Assyria fell, they fled even further north into the Caucuses Mountains. Centuries later, they moved into Western Europe and we called them CAUCASIANS, being recently from the Caucuses.

As for this lame preacher's explanation, what he misses is not that a scary, scruffy, ugly browner Jesus would make us more tolerable of minorities, it would have kept Europeans from ever converting to such a mongrel savior. And this is why I cannot stand to go to modern churches with fools for ministers. Preachers today do not understand Scripture, they just get taught the same old errors in Seminaries, perpetuating the lies and errors aplenty.

Pajeet_my_son · 2025-04-01T08:38:52+00:00

Jesus most likely looked like a modern day Mizrahi Jew, Palestinian, or Levantine Arab, rather than the blond, blue eyed figure depicted by the West.

To be honest, the Western depiction of Jesus is also far from the appearance of Romans or Southern Europeans.

WoodyWoodPecker · 2025-04-01T04:43:15+00:00

There once was a redneck driving a Chevy and hitting black people on the road. One day he picked up Jesus who was hitchhiking. "Oh I can't hit any more black people with my car," the redneck thought "I don't want to look bad for Jesus." Then he saw another black man on the road, "I better pretend to fall asleep and serve my car at the black man and Jesus would think it was an accident." So he served his car and closed his eyes and heard a "BAM!" He opened his eyes and said "What happened? Did I hit that black man?" and Jesus replied "No, but I sure hit that Nigger with the car door!"

weavilsatemyface · 2025-03-26T15:36:18+00:00

"White kids do it too" is not a defence, it is an attack on your hypocrisy that you only give a shit when the perp is coloured.

yellowsnow2 · 2025-03-25T05:26:05+00:00

If Christianity doesn't shake off the evil Roman Empire and zionists that want a planetary king, then the west will fall. The mountain god he mentions is one strange rabbit hole to research.

Zorm · 2025-03-24T19:20:02+00:00

The forth crusade will unite the Christians and the atheists against the threat of Islam to the West.

LarrySwinger2 · 2025-03-24T15:34:36+00:00

It's over

DaveMaverick · 2025-03-24T15:20:56+00:00

If you look what happened to Europe, he says truth.🙏☝️ If America isn't Christian, it's gonna be Islamic, so pitter patter & park your ass in a pew.

MagicMike · 2025-03-24T01:31:32+00:00

That’s actually what you tried: “Well, white kids do it too!” You’re like Biden, unaware of what you just said.

weavilsatemyface · 2025-03-23T20:46:33+00:00

Only a true lib defends boonie boys stealing from their grandma.

Did I do that?

On a true inbred yeehaw with the reading skills of a neanderthal would think that I was defending the brats stealing money from their grandma.

HiddenFox · 2025-03-22T21:07:25+00:00

...yeah....

MagicMike · 2025-03-22T17:42:15+00:00

Only a true lib defends boonie boys stealing from their grandma.

Freddy · 2025-03-22T17:28:48+00:00

Original for any of you "confused".

https://www.tiktok.com/@badte4cher.fp/video/7447097358015352086?_r=1&_t=ZT-8uqGX77TTz8

weavilsatemyface · 2025-03-22T16:50:14+00:00

In my former home town, a woman had 3 black babies by 3 different men.

And here I was thinking that the people of your town were completely inbred. I admit it, I was wrong. At least one women there brought in new genetic material.

When they were preteens (all boys), they stole a jar of coins

Something which no white boys have ever done in the entire history of mankind.

Freddy · 2025-03-21T21:07:05+00:00

Next, do a fat brothel season.

GuyWhite · 2025-03-21T19:49:33+00:00

Just another day in the jungle.

GuyWhite · 2025-03-21T19:22:30+00:00

You’re a bad boy for posting that. 🤠

DaveMaverick · 2025-03-21T14:46:08+00:00

Incompatible with peace, happiness, stability & trust

MagicMike · 2025-03-21T14:37:01+00:00

In my former home town, a woman had 3 black babies by 3 different men. She was a true mud shark. When they were preteens (all boys), they stole a jar of coins from white grandma while visiting. The grandma was so shocked she called the cops on the boys. (My sister drives a school bus, knows all the gossip.)

Seriously, stay away from these people.

MagicMike · 2025-03-21T14:26:57+00:00

If she’s a mud shark, Antarctica is her personal heaven.

LarrySwinger2 · 2025-03-21T09:00:14+00:00

They want to go gang-nam style on her.

LarrySwinger2 · 2025-03-21T08:59:28+00:00

Around blacks
Never relax.

MagicMike · 2025-03-21T01:55:03+00:00

Yep, they want to go family style on the White woman, put a baby in it.

x0x7 · 2025-03-21T01:13:09+00:00

They are all fighting over the one white woman.

LordoftheFlies · 2025-03-21T01:12:01+00:00

Hmmm, wonder who's starting the fights.

LordoftheFlies · 2025-03-21T01:11:06+00:00

Eminem would so proud.

HiddenFox · 2025-03-17T21:36:33+00:00

How is this an "Act of violence"? By declaring it as such it diminishes the word 'violence' as a whole. It's a pathetic attempt to overstate what this actually is.

Shame on the ADL. This says everything you need to know about the people running this organisation.

4memo · 2025-03-17T20:48:00+00:00

Nothing's hotter than ozempic face

TotalAnon1337 · 2025-03-17T19:30:21+00:00

I have a jet theme song and everything. You havent even seen my final form.

4memo · 2025-03-17T18:17:27+00:00

Alexa, look up the definition of a pathetic simp.

YoMamma · 2025-03-17T14:02:39+00:00

Oyveygoyim

TotalAnon1337 · 2025-03-17T00:22:13+00:00

Jet with the antisemitism! Now she's even hotter.

LarrySwinger2 · 2025-03-16T22:28:38+00:00

Holy shit it's jet199

DaveMaverick · 2025-03-16T16:47:28+00:00

Cool, well have fun at the Winterrun forge disassembling pennies, I like to deal with higher upsides than fractional cents.

GuyWhite · 2025-03-16T15:25:23+00:00

MagicMike · 2025-03-16T12:32:29+00:00

It costs more to make a penny than face value. Save ‘em up.

YoMamma · 2025-03-16T07:39:27+00:00

Obviously the work of a supporter of Hamas. ICE will find and deport whoever did this.

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Pajeet_my_son · 2025-03-16T07:23:56+00:00

He's probably a crypto himself

DaveMaverick · 2025-03-16T02:36:21+00:00

Would you be caught spending the precious cartilage in your spine to pick a penny tho? Would you stop and stoop with your knees to pluck $0.01 from atop a cycle path? Would you wait until the coast is clear or do you have no care for the optics of pinching such a thin currency from the pebbles and salt?

MagicMike · 2025-03-16T02:09:47+00:00

I like money.

YoMamma · 2025-03-15T14:22:13+00:00

Sweet

DaveMaverick · 2025-03-15T05:21:38+00:00

Part of ethical AI deployment means not making them have to produce cringe content like this.

LordoftheFlies · 2025-03-15T02:04:09+00:00

Well, that was a thing...

Oyveygoyim · 2025-03-13T19:38:40+00:00

Mudshark clown

YoMamma · 2025-03-11T15:38:46+00:00

That is GOLDEN, one of his best routines.

I regularly watch women football (soccer), rugby, tennis, and athletics because they're often broadcast in the UK, and they can be as interesting as men's sports, but I have to admit that I've rarely seen a WNBA game. In the US I've seen women's soccer, women's college basketball, and athletics championships that included women.

hfxB0oyA · 2025-03-07T18:53:00+00:00

Right?!?

Zorm · 2025-03-07T18:01:28+00:00

lol. that Pikachu reaction 😂

LordoftheFlies · 2025-03-07T12:27:14+00:00

Oh, that's a good way to start your day, laughing at someone's temporary and non-injurious misery.

GuyWhite · 2025-03-06T16:43:46+00:00

But there would be a lot more shit on the streets too.

Zapt · 2025-03-05T23:56:42+00:00

If only you could see the 1000 mile stare on my face right now.

WoodyWoodPecker · 2025-03-05T00:02:52+00:00

WAMAN, ALWAYS WANTING MORE! /s :)

HiddenFox · 2025-03-04T20:59:48+00:00

That's pretty good!

LordoftheFlies · 2025-03-04T20:46:47+00:00

Yep, I did that once as a kid. ONCE.

Zorm · 2025-03-04T18:32:30+00:00

😂

farmer · 2025-03-04T16:42:52+00:00

Two professional actors acting in the interest of their master lucifer. Americans are drooling in theit anticipation hoping to feel patriotic and superior to one or both of the actors who are simply reading their lines.

American_Muskrat · 2025-03-02T00:25:45+00:00

TotalAnon1337 · 2025-03-01T23:47:26+00:00

Hahhaa it's perfect

ForbiddenKnowledge · 2025-03-01T23:35:26+00:00

ABCDEFG...

...N F F R J/K T!

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YoMamma · 2025-02-20T14:11:59+00:00

Not if you've had a brother or sister who was merely a nice person.

hfxB0oyA · 2025-02-20T13:40:26+00:00

I'm pretty sure the first part was an actual Folgers commercial. The actors are different in the second part.

Zapt · 2025-02-20T12:37:38+00:00

I got that vibe the first time I saw that commercial when it first aired. I was glad to see that most people got that vibe, too.

American_Muskrat · 2025-02-20T12:21:55+00:00

The whole is a parody, they wouldn't need permission.

wlh0242 · 2025-02-20T11:55:50+00:00

Certainly gives off that vibe lol…

beaver · 2025-02-20T10:09:43+00:00

I wonder if they got permission from Folger's to make that (2nd part)? Well done

Titanic · 2025-02-19T20:09:33+00:00

Who gives a shit. That awful law is cancelled out by the 14th amendment.

In 8 states atheists can't run for office, except they can because those "laws" are meaningless and cancelled out by higher laws and they just never bothered to remove them.

I was almost sent to a spick school as a boy through the bussing and my parents moved me through white flight to keep me from getting killed by their poorly raised kids because their culture is dogshit and they don't raise their kids right. Zero sympathy. If you want me to respect your culture make it less contemptible and disgusting and I'd be happy to. Many people share my fate. Many, many, many people. Some are less lucky and actually get stuck at those worthless schools. Oh boo hoo redlining. Us whites get it done to us too!

I have just as much cause to be angry as some self-entitled nigger who can't remember the fact that he got born free and has no cause to bitch.

Hematomato · 2025-02-19T02:06:49+00:00

There are still many thousands of people alive today who were sent to segregated schools and redlined out of safe neighborhoods.

Last year my friend got sued for operating a swim school in her backyard, so her lawyer pulled up the bylaws of her neighborhood. One of them was that only a white person is eligible to buy property there. Still on the books.

MagicMike · 2025-02-19T02:03:17+00:00

When two groups have been fighting for hundreds or thousands of years, we shouldn’t interfere. Let Darwin happen.

DesertOfMirrors · 2025-02-19T01:54:34+00:00

Pretty good so far.

Pajeet_my_son · 2025-02-19T01:00:22+00:00

The Mizrahi is closer to Arab. The other 2 is closer to the Mediterranean and South Europe. But yes, they're just like Arabs

YoMamma · 2025-02-18T23:32:08+00:00

impotent rage is delicious to me.

So you have a thing for raging, impotent men? How's that working out for you?

Oyveygoyim · 2025-02-18T23:27:00+00:00

Jews are sandniggers just like arabs

Oyveygoyim · 2025-02-18T23:26:36+00:00

This has nothing to do with Trump

AriShekelsteinDDS · 2025-02-18T23:15:19+00:00

Jew on Jew violence? Shit, they’re gonna be arguing over who gets to keep the bullets.

Titanic · 2025-02-18T19:56:19+00:00

That is true.

But what if THAT dog died a century ago and instead, we're talking about that dog's great great grandchild dog that was never kicked and grew up with a whole month dedicated to the existence and commemoration of it's breed, a disproportionate representation in dog sledding teams, and being the dog of choice in 80% of dog food commercials, with other dogs like poodles and golden retrievers being less and less commonly seen in it's place?

Anyway, as someone else said on this site, morons judge by race, intelligent men judge by culture. Boy what a shitty culture.

Titanic · 2025-02-18T19:52:51+00:00

If the governor pardons them we know who is really in charge

GuyWhite · 2025-02-18T18:43:34+00:00

😁

tradecoder · 2025-02-18T17:15:42+00:00

crossroads Rhode Island found housing for 100 men at an average cost of 1.2 million dollars each

Brewdabier · 2025-02-18T17:10:30+00:00

What

Pajeet_my_son · 2025-02-18T16:59:30+00:00

The shooter is Sephardic Jew while the 2 victim are Mizrahi Jew. Mizrahi Jew and Palestinian look identical because they're both Israelite. One stick to Judaism while the other convert to Islam and Christianity

tradecoder · 2025-02-18T16:40:06+00:00

One is better off as a homeless person in RI than in TX if they can get this support from Crossroads

In one of the videos about crossroads Rhode Island, I read the comments on YouTube and someone said that they were denied admission into a crossroads shelter because he had a sleeping bag.

These places exist for the pleasure of the executives that operate them.

It is always the non-profits that profit from the non-profit.

it's a scam

DesertOfMirrors · 2025-02-18T15:12:05+00:00

Aren’t you the one who always bitches about ad hominem?

Anyway, keep seething. Your impotent rage is delicious to me.

Brewdabier · 2025-02-18T14:49:14+00:00

So true.

YoMamma · 2025-02-18T14:39:59+00:00

Perhaps you're still a baby

YoMamma · 2025-02-18T14:38:10+00:00

Your expectation that anyone should agree with moronic MAGGOT simpletons won't work. The maximum number of fascist MAGGOTs in the US is 33%, give or take 3%, only 9% of which are extremist fascists. If actual Americans don't respond to the MAGGOT traitors, it's their own fault.

DesertOfMirrors · 2025-02-18T14:32:46+00:00

Unclear on the meaning of per capita…

GuyWhite · 2025-02-18T14:22:27+00:00

Calling everyone Hitler and the fake hoaxes are no longer working for the Demonrats. But that hasn’t stopped u/yomamma

YoMamma · 2025-02-18T14:13:00+00:00

When they read that whites commit the most crimes? What you doing on Saidit, nigga?

doginventer · 2025-02-18T11:40:52+00:00

Especially if the dog was getting kicked for biting.

Hematomato · 2025-02-18T07:18:45+00:00

The dog that is most likely to bite is the dog that has been repeatedly kicked.

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Brewdabier · 2025-02-18T03:43:17+00:00

I can’t tell them apart.

Palestinian are always looking over there sholder in fear while jews remind everyone of the holocaust while asking for money

MagicMike · 2025-02-18T02:25:26+00:00

I can’t tell them apart.

hfxB0oyA · 2025-02-18T01:24:06+00:00

Shit is fully unhinged these days.

Canbot · 2025-02-18T00:28:52+00:00

When two scumbags cross paths it often ends in violence.

xoenix · 2025-02-17T23:38:24+00:00

He should've pretended to be Palestinian.

topiary2 · 2025-02-10T20:13:04+00:00

Just as hollow too, ba dum tsss

PsychoTranyRedditMod · 2025-02-10T14:23:37+00:00

Doesn't matter; had sex.

YoMamma · 2025-02-10T08:01:24+00:00

Obviously for a very small penis

Brewdabier · 2025-02-08T15:03:57+00:00

Someone left out murdering inocent civilians.

funny

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crossroads Rhode Island found housing for 100 men at an average cost of 1.2 million dollars each

These places exist for the pleasure of the executives that operate them.

It is always the non-profits that profit from the non-profit.

it's a scam