ColonizationI'd just like to remind y'all that lesbians can still get pregnant!

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[–]hyunnahh 56 insightful - 26 fun56 insightful - 25 fun57 insightful - 26 fun -  (0 children)

funny how this self-proclaimed "polyamorous lesbian" has three partners and none of them are actual women

[–]FrostyNugsI'm allergic to nuts 54 insightful - 23 fun54 insightful - 22 fun55 insightful - 23 fun -  (12 children)

piv sex is totally lesbian sex if both parties identify as women

If I say I'm a cat, have the women who've been with me committed bestiality?

[–]hyunnahh 36 insightful - 13 fun36 insightful - 12 fun37 insightful - 13 fun -  (3 children)

so if an adult identifies as a child...

[–]deliciousdogfoodmy name isnt a puppyplay reference i swear 14 insightful - 12 fun14 insightful - 11 fun15 insightful - 12 fun -  (0 children)

Time to get some poor schmoes sent to prison

[–]MezozoicGayoldschool gay 10 insightful - 1 fun10 insightful - 0 fun11 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Some are already doing this.

Sadly I can't remember exactly the news, but there was the case when grown up man (50+ years old, I think) decided he is transwoman and joined and played with university teen women team as a member.

[–]JizeraStraigth ♂ 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

But the problem is not him, but those who let him.

[–]LasagnaRossa 23 insightful - 12 fun23 insightful - 11 fun24 insightful - 12 fun -  (2 children)

"B-but gender is not the same as believing you're a cat"

Totes different. I'm still waiting for the proof.

[–]RippoffOfLoveSStraight | Overuses quotation marks 16 insightful - 3 fun16 insightful - 2 fun17 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Gender dysphoria and otherkin have more in common than they have differences. Change my mind.

[–]fuckupaddamsBisexual Terve 11 insightful - 6 fun11 insightful - 5 fun12 insightful - 6 fun -  (0 children)

Something something lady brains

[–]VioletRemiCat, homosexual one 11 insightful - 9 fun11 insightful - 8 fun12 insightful - 9 fun -  (2 children)

Bastet-iality

[–]florasisHOMOSEXUAL FEMALE/Pussy is my God and I'm monotheist 10 insightful - 7 fun10 insightful - 6 fun11 insightful - 7 fun -  (1 child)

Since you always behave like a cat, and I really, really want to fuck you, does it mean am I zoophile? LMAO

[–]VioletRemiCat, homosexual one 8 insightful - 6 fun8 insightful - 5 fun9 insightful - 6 fun -  (0 children)

Kat-sexual!

[–]JizeraStraigth ♂ 6 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 2 fun7 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

committed bestiality?

No, but you will probably have kittens instead of children, especially if you convince your partners to come out also as cats. Imagine...

[–]reluctant_commenter 5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Aw, those are so cute! I thought you were gonna link some catgirl video hahaha

[–]julesburm1891 49 insightful - 25 fun49 insightful - 24 fun50 insightful - 25 fun -  (4 children)

OP: I use birth control because I’m fucking three dudes.

Also OP: Bold of you to assume what kind of sex I’m having

[–]insta 22 insightful - 1 fun22 insightful - 0 fun23 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

It's amazing how snarky these people are even after people bend over backwards to be as nice as can be expected while asking an obvious question.

[–]a_blue_bird 13 insightful - 2 fun13 insightful - 1 fun14 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Because all encounters with the reality makes them feel immediate threat to their sand castle of ''I've been into men my whole life, but I'm a cute uwu lesbian!''

[–]LeaveAmsgAfterBeep 18 insightful - 8 fun18 insightful - 7 fun19 insightful - 8 fun -  (0 children)

“I could still get pregnant” “No not like that its special pregnancy the birth control is for acne”

[–]denverkrisMy pronouns are Vodka?/Yes!/please 10 insightful - 1 fun10 insightful - 0 fun11 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

i know right? lmao

[–]LasagnaRossa 40 insightful - 12 fun40 insightful - 11 fun41 insightful - 12 fun -  (3 children)

This is so uncorrect on so many levels. She even couldn't see the contradiction between the need for the pill and the "BolD oF yOu tO aSsuMe" statement.

I'm more worried that people believe this foolishness.

BTW, why didn't many gay and lesbian people in the past stay in their unhappy marriages by just asking their partners to identify as the opposite sex? It was so simple!

[–]julesburm1891 38 insightful - 5 fun38 insightful - 4 fun39 insightful - 5 fun -  (2 children)

She announced that she was having PIV sex and then got mad when asked about having PIV sex. I can’t even.

[–]BigMommyMilkersYes, they're real 25 insightful - 5 fun25 insightful - 4 fun26 insightful - 5 fun -  (1 child)

Probably shattered the illusion that she wasn't having ~~mystical sapphic wlw sex that only few can comprehend, she's unique and special, after all

[–]hermiona52 9 insightful - 1 fun9 insightful - 0 fun10 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

God, I need an eyebleach now, ugh. They really destroyed a word sapphic to me.

[–][deleted] 33 insightful - 13 fun33 insightful - 12 fun34 insightful - 13 fun -  (11 children)

Jesus christ three trans women at once.

[–]Rosefield 24 insightful - 6 fun24 insightful - 5 fun25 insightful - 6 fun -  (0 children)

Agp fetishsts rarely find a woman who is attracted to them so they either date each other (which isn't the norm) or in this case they agree to share their partner with other agp. He gets validation & she gets lots of dicks & money while claiming to be a trans ally who loves all "wo"men.

[–]brink 12 insightful - 5 fun12 insightful - 4 fun13 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

Totally a lesbian though! uwu

[–]fuckupaddamsBisexual Terve 6 insightful - 10 fun6 insightful - 9 fun7 insightful - 10 fun -  (0 children)

That lesbian's got a cock fetish for sure

[–]denverkrisMy pronouns are Vodka?/Yes!/please 6 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 1 fun7 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

i know, sounds horrifying

[–]MezozoicGayoldschool gay 26 insightful - 5 fun26 insightful - 4 fun27 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

It is all sapphic now!

They are loving to take rare used words and give them alternative meanings, aren't they?

[–]PeakingPeachEaterfemale♀ | detrans🦎 | eater of peaches 🍑 26 insightful - 1 fun26 insightful - 0 fun27 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

u/RedditHatesLesbians

........

Oh sorry, your username is a perfect comment for this post.

But yeah, sounds like she's either straight with her comment "realized I was a lesbian" and trying to get "queer" points OR she's..."pansexual"(aka, a trendy bisexual, ugh) and is either young and dumb or...just dumb lol.

I knew idiot girl from long ago who "became" a lesbian for dating the same chick on and off but ultimately sucked dick on the side and was with different guys. No, you're NOT a lesbian. You're just an idiot.

She also used to bully me and call me "f*ggot" whenever I walked by so fuck that(I was very...masculine looking back then, a "butch"). This was many years ago in home town...that I do not wish to go back to.

Oh, and another reason it took me YEARS to find the right words for my sexual orientation. I used to just say "I like who I like" and people would ask "So...does that mean you're gay or...?". No, "I like who I like". Lol.

[–]reluctant_commenter 12 insightful - 1 fun12 insightful - 0 fun13 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

She also used to bully me and call me "f*ggot" whenever I walked by so fuck that(I was very...masculine looking back then, a "butch"). This was many years ago in home town...that I do not wish to go back to.

That's fucked up, and extremely hypocritical of her. I'm so sorry you had to deal with that.

[–]PeakingPeachEaterfemale♀ | detrans🦎 | eater of peaches 🍑 13 insightful - 1 fun13 insightful - 0 fun14 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Thanks and yeah..Her and her on-and-off ex-girlfriend used to snicker whenever I walked by. I guess it was a "joke" but I didn't find it funny. I had kids calling me a "tr*nny" and "ugly" etc etc based on being masculine presenting at the time...Non of that stuff seems funny to me at all regardless of intentions.

[–]Eurowoman24 15 insightful - 1 fun15 insightful - 0 fun16 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

you know, this is the kind of bs kids will grow up to believe... lots more dick loving lesbians coming

[–]FrostyNugsI'm allergic to nuts 11 insightful - 12 fun11 insightful - 11 fun12 insightful - 12 fun -  (0 children)

UwU being a lesbian is so fun and trendy! I'm a lesbian, you're a lesbian, your grandpa is a lesbian! We're all lesbians now!

[–]RippoffOfLoveSStraight | Overuses quotation marks 9 insightful - 5 fun9 insightful - 4 fun10 insightful - 5 fun -  (4 children)

How dare you assume that a trans woman is capable of having children! Trans women are just as capable of being unfruitful as "cis" lesbians! For all we know, they could be infertile! Original commenter in this screenshot is a bigot!

[–]yousaythosethingsFind and Replace "gatekeeping" with "having boundaries" 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

Lol I like your style.

[–]RippoffOfLoveSStraight | Overuses quotation marks 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

This tweet was my inspiration:

Also the idea they have that all trans men somehow want to have a baby, or have a vagina or a womb still. And that cis women shouldn't be "incubators", but apparently that's ok for trans men. Bit rapey that.

Sadly, I can no longer find the tweet. Either it's been deleted or the account was recently set to private. Or perhaps they came to their senses...? Ha! If only.

[–]yousaythosethingsFind and Replace "gatekeeping" with "having boundaries" 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Yikes. I don’t think anyone thinks what they’re alleging. Presumably if you want a baby you’re not removing your breasts and going on testosterone, but that’s just me. Safe to say this was a response to GC people pointing out that Mr. Penis left out trans men when talking about women as surrogates?

[–]RippoffOfLoveSStraight | Overuses quotation marks 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Yep, that's the one.

[–]chazzstrong 10 insightful - 1 fun10 insightful - 0 fun11 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

This doesn't even make me angry anymore, it just makes me sad.
We're totally boned.

[–][deleted] 7 insightful - 1 fun7 insightful - 0 fun8 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

Isn't that a straight girl fantasy to be with 3 men?

This bitch...

[–]yousaythosethingsFind and Replace "gatekeeping" with "having boundaries" 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

I really don’t think it is lol. If we’re talking about sex and not just dating, most of my friends are straight women and they do not like the idea of being with multiple men sexually at once because it’s just too much physicality and kind of threatening.

[–][deleted] 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

I was thinking more harem anime style

[–]yousaythosethingsFind and Replace "gatekeeping" with "having boundaries" 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Oh yea def the straight girl dream then lol.

[–]fuckupaddamsBisexual Terve 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh

[–]MiaXiang 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

"Bold of you to assume what kind of sex I'm having" - after telling you "so definitely still a chance of pregnancy there". FFS