AFTERMATH VIDEO: Lebanon explosion leaves more than 100 people dead

PurpleHelmut71 · 2019-12-20T21:55:56+00:00

No, what to do is jump from a not-too-high building with a bit of wire tied round your neck and secured to something on top of the building. Then you superglue your hands to the side of your head and jump. The wire slices through your neck and when you land it just looks like you've pulled your own head off.

PurpleHelmut71 · 2019-12-29T23:47:20+00:00

Never mind that. How many were critically brainwashed being in a church in the first place?

PurpleHelmut71 · 2019-05-02T18:56:38+00:00

Fat shamed. Even in death!

PurpleHelmut71 · 2020-05-29T00:09:26+00:00

Have you ever noticed how "white supremacists" you see on TV etc are never really a shining example of genetic perfection themselves?

PurpleHelmut71 · 2019-10-23T19:13:23+00:00

Oh. That was me. I got better.

PurpleHelmut71 · 2020-09-21T23:29:30+00:00

Some right scummy bastards in the comments on that page.

PurpleHelmut71 · 2019-06-02T20:48:28+00:00

Jeez, this poor guy has "Ants in my eyes" Johnson beat fair and square.

PurpleHelmut71 · 2020-09-15T19:47:24+00:00

Is this white privilege? You get to have the first shot?

PurpleHelmut71 · 2019-10-10T18:59:26+00:00

Maybe he'd already been shot when the guy opens up on him outside the shop?

PurpleHelmut71 · 2019-11-26T11:11:46+00:00

Use a VPN?

PurpleHelmut71 · 2020-01-19T16:09:55+00:00

You can tell the shop guy was dying to shoot himself a black fella. Still, serves him right for trying to rob a shop. And remember kids, always double tap.

PurpleHelmut71 · 2019-08-24T00:57:11+00:00

Squishage.

PurpleHelmut71 · 2019-11-17T21:44:50+00:00

On closer inspection, they might have been trying to stop the dogs fighting, that could be why they're hitting them with canes.

PurpleHelmut71 · 2019-08-28T21:59:06+00:00

Probably from shooting a machine gun one handed when it's meant to be used with a bipod. Who'd have thought that would have went wrong?

PurpleHelmut71 · 2020-02-02T11:43:35+00:00

In Soviet Russia, building demolish you.

PurpleHelmut71 · 2019-09-14T11:08:05+00:00

His technique was all wrong!

PurpleHelmut71 · 2019-09-02T00:10:36+00:00

On-fire guy took it like a champ, though.

PurpleHelmut71 · 2021-02-05T22:47:48+00:00

That escalated quickly. I mean that REALLY got outta hand fast.

PurpleHelmut71 · 2020-04-21T15:22:01+00:00

There's one in my bathroom.

PurpleHelmut71 · 2020-01-03T21:01:24+00:00

Sex tourist gets blown. To bits.

PurpleHelmut71 · 2019-11-27T20:09:50+00:00

Klaus? Is that you?

PurpleHelmut71 · 2019-11-27T20:06:31+00:00

Pancaked you say? Let me be the judge of th........ oh, pancaked!

PurpleHelmut71 · 2019-10-05T10:02:33+00:00

Looks that way, bro.

PurpleHelmut71 · 2019-04-17T19:48:43+00:00

Hope they caught these scummy bastards. What actual harm could old defenceless homeless guys possibly be doing to warrant that sort of treatment?

PurpleHelmut71 · 2021-12-10T18:47:38+00:00

They got the job done, right enough!

PurpleHelmut71 · 2020-11-27T22:40:30+00:00

If I'm ever using a lathe, i'm doing it naked, shaved, oiled and only wearing a codpiece

PurpleHelmut71 · 2020-01-03T20:55:56+00:00

So, lonely, loveless bachelor goes abroad to buy wife. Gets blown, but not how he wanted to. Can't say I have any sympathy. I used to build my own fireworks, never got even slightly burned once. If you don't have any respect for pyrotechnics, they won't have any respect for you.

PurpleHelmut71 · 2019-11-08T15:07:42+00:00

Quick Abdul, deploy the Tank Gun Thing! I think it's an anti-aircraft gun.

PurpleHelmut71 · 2019-09-13T19:30:45+00:00

I've got a Staffy and she's a total sweetheart. She would never bite anyone's junk off! Sadly a lot of people who get bull breeds for "status" and to appear tough, train them to be aggressive. But you can do that with any breed. Statistically the top three most aggressive breeds are the Dachshund, the Chihuahua and the Jack Russell terrier.

PurpleHelmut71 · 2019-08-15T20:47:08+00:00

So romantic. Did she take him back?

PurpleHelmut71 · 2020-12-12T13:09:57+00:00

A guy I used to work with had worked up in the Shetlands. They would get a small plane up there. One day a guy was running late because he was still drinking in the bar. He realised this and ran out onto the airstrip, right into the plane's propeller. Not too much left of his upper half and the side of the plane was a nice speckled pink colour.

PurpleHelmut71 · 2020-09-26T08:38:41+00:00

Took it like a champ.

PurpleHelmut71 · 2020-09-22T22:45:29+00:00

Incels get a lot of flak. I would imagine most of them are probably just lonely guys trying to get on with their lives.

PurpleHelmut71 · 2020-06-12T18:38:08+00:00

Call me old fashioned, but wouldn't it be safer to start up a petition to get the statues removed?

PurpleHelmut71 · 2020-02-28T22:05:34+00:00

Bullying scumbag. I hope someone sticks a knife in the big prick.

edit: spelling

PurpleHelmut71 · 2019-09-13T19:35:44+00:00

She's also called "Sausage".

PurpleHelmut71 · 2020-04-28T20:53:39+00:00

He charged at us, in a kneeling position!

PurpleHelmut71 · 2020-03-11T18:11:31+00:00

I'm now eyeing both of my cats with great suspicion. Don't think I'll sleep tonight....

PurpleHelmut71 · 2020-02-22T19:53:45+00:00

Maybe she was suicidal because they turned her frogs gay. Or "flogs" as she may have said.

PurpleHelmut71 · 2020-11-14T19:03:57+00:00

If I'm out on my bike and I hear that music, I'm going to immediately stop and go into a shop or something.

PurpleHelmut71 · 2020-10-18T20:13:52+00:00

Poor wee fucker. RIP kid.

PurpleHelmut71 · 2020-06-12T18:41:04+00:00

Rather than have a poorly organised mass temper tantrum, I mean.

PurpleHelmut71 · 2020-05-09T13:55:17+00:00

"Growing up not ever knowing how to pronounce his first own name had a profound effect on Reed....."

PurpleHelmut71 · 2020-04-03T19:39:37+00:00

That poor kid!

PurpleHelmut71 · 2020-03-04T19:45:36+00:00

Still, he didn't deserve to die for it.

PurpleHelmut71 · 2020-01-07T20:48:32+00:00

How is someone being hit by a pole karmic in any way?

PurpleHelmut71 · 2019-11-09T18:25:10+00:00

Shot from a cannon through a chain-link fence so they come out like chips (french fries if you're American).

PurpleHelmut71 · 2019-10-26T18:57:08+00:00

IS are just a bunch of fucking bullies. Hopefully all of them from this video will get the same treatment. Wanks.

PurpleHelmut71 · 2019-09-03T18:24:50+00:00

15kg of propane, plus the weight of the tank..... that would do it.

PurpleHelmut71 · 2019-08-22T17:59:25+00:00

Poor kid.

PurpleHelmut71 · 2019-06-30T21:00:38+00:00

Is this "One man beheaded with a chainsaw and his buddy beheaded with a butter knife"?

PurpleHelmut71 · 2021-01-26T20:16:00+00:00

That looked like a hit from the bong!

PurpleHelmut71 · 2020-11-14T19:23:00+00:00

Makes me glad I don't have any kids and don't live in China.

PurpleHelmut71 · 2020-07-10T19:50:32+00:00

"Frattening"

PurpleHelmut71 · 2020-01-10T19:58:42+00:00

He must REALLY like jewellery!

PurpleHelmut71 · 2019-11-26T15:07:48+00:00

You googled "crushed," didn't you? ;o)

PurpleHelmut71 · 2019-11-16T18:48:33+00:00

Have you had a street beef that escalated into a shooting? If so, we'd like to hear from you on 0800-STREET-BEEF

PurpleHelmut71 · 2019-09-29T10:50:29+00:00

I bet he had said "It's been a long week, I want to get hammered on Friday!"

PurpleHelmut71 · 2019-05-13T18:25:39+00:00

You can do this.... safe You can even do this..... safe But never, ever do thi............

PurpleHelmut71 · 2021-06-07T22:33:59+00:00

A similar thing happened to a guy I went to school with. He tried to hitch a ride on a whisky tanker and fell under the wheels. He never died, but got a crushed pelvis and legs.

PurpleHelmut71 · 2021-05-14T22:09:45+00:00

Is that video what having ADHD is like? Who the fuck edited that?

PurpleHelmut71 · 2020-11-14T18:52:25+00:00

Looked like he was pretty drunk.

PurpleHelmut71 · 2020-09-23T18:02:13+00:00

The thing that happened in Glasgow a few years back and videos like this have got me terrified of bin lorries.

PurpleHelmut71 · 2020-05-31T19:59:09+00:00

He must have been the only guy in Dallas not to have a gun.

PurpleHelmut71 · 2020-05-16T09:43:02+00:00

Such a shame his force field ran out just before the car hit him....

PurpleHelmut71 · 2020-05-16T09:39:54+00:00

Second only to taking a swig of milk from the carton before checking if it's fresh. .

PurpleHelmut71 · 2020-04-25T15:22:23+00:00

One takes ones chances when charging with a cheap Chinese charger....

PurpleHelmut71 · 2020-03-26T19:39:29+00:00

s/watch chunks of meat

PurpleHelmut71 · 2020-02-02T14:25:49+00:00

True, they do.

PurpleHelmut71 · 2020-02-02T11:40:30+00:00

If only he had done up his shoelaces properly, he might have made it!

PurpleHelmut71 · 2020-01-30T21:53:43+00:00

He should have just shot himself first, the narcissistic scumbag fuck.

PurpleHelmut71 · 2019-12-16T19:29:58+00:00

"The police said they are aware of the videos circulating online of the accident and urged the public not to circulate these videos."

Yup. That worked.

Poor guy. This is why I always give trucks a very wide berth.

PurpleHelmut71 · 2019-12-08T15:56:35+00:00

Found him!

PurpleHelmut71 · 2019-12-05T17:13:14+00:00

Nothing like a fair fight. And that was nothing like a fair fight..... amirite?

PurpleHelmut71 · 2019-11-16T11:52:30+00:00

In the uni I went to there was a big wide stairwell in the Student's Union building. One day a student was depressed and jumped off the top floor and their head burst open and their brains came out. They installed nets after that.

PurpleHelmut71 · 2019-10-25T22:29:05+00:00

That was one blunt machete!

PurpleHelmut71 · 2019-10-23T20:40:28+00:00

Fireball you say? I'll be the judge of......... oh!

PurpleHelmut71 · 2019-10-13T00:00:02+00:00

Maybe he's saying "Quit beating me to death, bro!" ;o)

PurpleHelmut71 · 2019-06-24T19:46:04+00:00

Someone give these guys an Xbox!

PurpleHelmut71 · 2019-04-17T19:40:30+00:00

Hi folks. Took, me a while to find this.

PurpleHelmut71 · 2022-04-28T21:29:49+00:00

They are highly restricted here in the UK, funnily enough we don't have much gun crime. Don't get me wrong, you can get one illegally if you really want to, but the fact that they're not everywhere does help.

PurpleHelmut71 · 2021-02-17T19:37:51+00:00

Best comment on the page "I think that car was being driven by 5 or 6 dogs? They don't seem remorseful about what they have done either. "

PurpleHelmut71 · 2020-10-03T15:07:11+00:00

Mmmmm, prawns....

PurpleHelmut71 · 2020-09-26T17:41:06+00:00

Tyre came off. Car's definitely dead.

PurpleHelmut71 · 2020-09-26T17:40:01+00:00

My mother was convinced I would do something like this when I was a kid. I wasn't actually that stupid.

PurpleHelmut71 · 2020-09-22T22:43:28+00:00

Well that came out of left field somewhat.

PurpleHelmut71 · 2020-09-08T20:24:15+00:00

Sounded like his gun was fitted with a loudener!

PurpleHelmut71 · 2020-05-09T13:48:55+00:00

"Moments later, another officer showed up with an even deeper voice....."

PurpleHelmut71 · 2020-04-25T15:38:00+00:00

And I knew there would be a comment by someone complaining about the comment about him not being black. The internet is getting too predictable these days.

PurpleHelmut71 · 2020-04-25T15:19:05+00:00

They got confirmation over the radio that his great grandma on his mother's side was a quarter black before they opened fire.

PurpleHelmut71 · 2019-11-26T11:21:30+00:00

"Not so smart now Dimitri! Not so smart, now you are all stabbed!"

PurpleHelmut71 · 2019-11-26T11:19:30+00:00

Guess that's why it's called a blast furnace.

PurpleHelmut71 · 2019-10-10T18:42:05+00:00

Although I am actually a total softy. Especially when it comes to animals.

PurpleHelmut71 · 2019-09-07T10:42:22+00:00

Brazil, where life is cheap, and bullets are even cheaper.

PurpleHelmut71 · 2019-08-24T10:12:21+00:00

Looks like the cop was wearing off-duty Brazilian boots.

PurpleHelmut71 · 2019-08-24T01:05:14+00:00

They must be claiming for bullets on expenses.

PurpleHelmut71 · 2019-06-02T20:58:11+00:00

Aww, they just wanted to play.... oh!

PurpleHelmut71 · 2019-06-02T20:25:02+00:00

My cousin just asked me "is he dead". I pointed out that his insides were pretty much across the road from the rest of him. He said "ah."

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