IndustrialMoron killed by New Years Fireworks

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[–]johansolo 24 insightful - 16 fun24 insightful - 15 fun25 insightful - 16 fun -  (0 children)

Imagine your legacy after 51 years of life is an online video of you killing yourself doing the dumbest shit

[–]LordCommanderSnow 13 insightful - 3 fun13 insightful - 2 fun14 insightful - 3 fun -  (3 children)

Moron indeed. Why the fuck was he hovering over it for so long?

[–]Krehlmar 14 insightful - 2 fun14 insightful - 1 fun15 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Drunk as all fuck I suspect.

[–]abakedclown 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Suspect you're right. Probably didn't feel that long.

[–]DoctorsHateHim[S] 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I don't know but people this stupid, you have to wonder how he made it as long as he did.

[–]LastKnightShade 6 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 1 fun7 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Natural selection strikes again.

[–]DoctorsHateHim[S] 6 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 0 fun7 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

Another view: https://www.liveleak.com/view?t=kQisy_1577958127

[–]Krehlmar 5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

Wow, it's weird how they have 0 respect for explosives: Natives included. When I was a kid there was a shitload of now-illegal stuff but both us kids and our parents were always clear with following the rules. Even if they got drunk. If something doesn't explode, you leave it for at least 5 minutes, if it's a big thing you don't go near it at all until at least 30 mins. This was amplified by the snowy winters and wicks not finishing but even then we were never close to any danger.

[–]DoctorsHateHim[S] 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Natives included. When I was a kid there was a shitload of now-illegal stuff but both us kids and our parents were always clear with following the rules. Even if they got drunk.

Man, this is so true, I remember my grandma showing us pictures from a magazine of some kid who had his hand partially blown away from fireworks, after that, there were no safer people in the world when it came to the stuff. And my dad was drunk a lot of those 4th of julys and this is with the super great old school stuff, nary an injury in my childhood.

[–]antinhkagent 6 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 1 fun7 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

I learned from Elmer Fudd not to stick your eye down the barrel to see if the bullet is gonna come out.

[–]thenotoriousdougie 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I bet the firework said "ACME" on the side.

[–]PurpleHelmut71 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

So, lonely, loveless bachelor goes abroad to buy wife. Gets blown, but not how he wanted to. Can't say I have any sympathy. I used to build my own fireworks, never got even slightly burned once. If you don't have any respect for pyrotechnics, they won't have any respect for you.

[–]blind_sypher88 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I thought immediately sprinting away, giggling like an idiot was instinctive.

[–]KouniBouBou 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Per Spectaculum Pyrotechnicum Ad Astra (Through Firework, to the Stars)

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

I didn't read where this was at first but one look at the old white guy with the way younger black haired lady and I had a pretty good idea.

Turns out I wasn't wrong.

[–]PurpleHelmut71 5 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Sex tourist gets blown. To bits.

[–]matthewfuture 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

And boom goes the...