PSA GUNS ARE NOT TOYS (12 and 14 Years Old)[NSFL] RIP my heart goes out to all of those hurt by guns.

PurpleHelmut71 · 2022-04-28T21:29:49+00:00

They are highly restricted here in the UK, funnily enough we don't have much gun crime. Don't get me wrong, you can get one illegally if you really want to, but the fact that they're not everywhere does help.

PurpleHelmut71 · 2022-01-14T23:46:15+00:00

Damn straight! That must have hurt like fuck!

PurpleHelmut71 · 2021-12-10T18:47:38+00:00

They got the job done, right enough!

PurpleHelmut71 · 2021-11-28T17:30:26+00:00

That'll learn him

PurpleHelmut71 · 2021-11-28T17:29:00+00:00

Self defence

PurpleHelmut71 · 2021-08-31T19:20:11+00:00

Hahaha, far left! There is no "far left" in the US. Just slightly less far right.

PurpleHelmut71 · 2021-06-07T22:33:59+00:00

A similar thing happened to a guy I went to school with. He tried to hitch a ride on a whisky tanker and fell under the wheels. He never died, but got a crushed pelvis and legs.

PurpleHelmut71 · 2021-06-02T22:28:30+00:00

I've seen quite a few of these videos that happen in hair salons. Looks like hairdressers like to go for bad boys...

PurpleHelmut71 · 2021-05-14T22:10:15+00:00

Churchill was a fucking monster.

PurpleHelmut71 · 2021-05-14T22:09:45+00:00

Is that video what having ADHD is like? Who the fuck edited that?

PurpleHelmut71 · 2021-02-17T19:37:51+00:00

Best comment on the page "I think that car was being driven by 5 or 6 dogs? They don't seem remorseful about what they have done either. "

PurpleHelmut71 · 2021-02-17T19:33:33+00:00

nope, just racist

PurpleHelmut71 · 2021-02-05T22:47:48+00:00

That escalated quickly. I mean that REALLY got outta hand fast.

PurpleHelmut71 · 2021-01-26T20:16:00+00:00

That looked like a hit from the bong!

PurpleHelmut71 · 2021-01-11T13:10:43+00:00

Nice slideshow! Run it at 2x speed and it looks more like real time.

PurpleHelmut71 · 2020-12-26T17:06:17+00:00

Just maintain a safe distance.

PurpleHelmut71 · 2020-12-26T17:05:36+00:00

And then you go and spoil it all by saying something stupid like "leftist media"....

PurpleHelmut71 · 2020-12-12T13:09:57+00:00

A guy I used to work with had worked up in the Shetlands. They would get a small plane up there. One day a guy was running late because he was still drinking in the bar. He realised this and ran out onto the airstrip, right into the plane's propeller. Not too much left of his upper half and the side of the plane was a nice speckled pink colour.

PurpleHelmut71 · 2020-11-29T22:51:52+00:00

Maybe there's a mechanism that locks the outer door just prior to the lift moving?

PurpleHelmut71 · 2020-11-27T22:40:30+00:00

If I'm ever using a lathe, i'm doing it naked, shaved, oiled and only wearing a codpiece

PurpleHelmut71 · 2020-11-24T19:32:51+00:00

Why does it matter what colour of car they stole?

PurpleHelmut71 · 2020-11-14T19:23:00+00:00

Makes me glad I don't have any kids and don't live in China.

PurpleHelmut71 · 2020-11-14T19:03:57+00:00

If I'm out on my bike and I hear that music, I'm going to immediately stop and go into a shop or something.

PurpleHelmut71 · 2020-11-14T18:52:25+00:00

Looked like he was pretty drunk.

PurpleHelmut71 · 2020-10-24T19:34:56+00:00

Ouch!

PurpleHelmut71 · 2020-10-18T23:59:35+00:00

Ha ha, I could see its an easy mindset to fall into. When I left school I was pretty sure I would never get a woman. Imagine my surprise when I actually did!

PurpleHelmut71 · 2020-10-18T20:13:52+00:00

Poor wee fucker. RIP kid.

PurpleHelmut71 · 2020-10-03T15:07:11+00:00

Mmmmm, prawns....

PurpleHelmut71 · 2020-09-26T17:41:06+00:00

Tyre came off. Car's definitely dead.

PurpleHelmut71 · 2020-09-26T17:40:01+00:00

My mother was convinced I would do something like this when I was a kid. I wasn't actually that stupid.

PurpleHelmut71 · 2020-09-26T08:38:41+00:00

Took it like a champ.

PurpleHelmut71 · 2020-09-23T18:06:00+00:00

.22 go through hand. Even .22 airgun might depending on shot placement.

PurpleHelmut71 · 2020-09-23T18:04:21+00:00

Who? Women?

PurpleHelmut71 · 2020-09-23T18:02:13+00:00

The thing that happened in Glasgow a few years back and videos like this have got me terrified of bin lorries.

PurpleHelmut71 · 2020-09-22T22:45:29+00:00

Incels get a lot of flak. I would imagine most of them are probably just lonely guys trying to get on with their lives.

PurpleHelmut71 · 2020-09-22T22:43:28+00:00

Well that came out of left field somewhat.

PurpleHelmut71 · 2020-09-21T23:29:30+00:00

Some right scummy bastards in the comments on that page.

PurpleHelmut71 · 2020-09-15T19:47:24+00:00

Is this white privilege? You get to have the first shot?

PurpleHelmut71 · 2020-09-08T20:24:15+00:00

Sounded like his gun was fitted with a loudener!

PurpleHelmut71 · 2020-07-19T09:23:26+00:00

You too?

PurpleHelmut71 · 2020-07-10T19:50:32+00:00

"Frattening"

PurpleHelmut71 · 2020-07-10T19:37:46+00:00

He thinks if he gets killed protesting for the cause-du-jour he may finally get some attention off a girl. Even if it is just a candle in a jar next to his photograph beside the road. Personally I think the whole world is going to shit and soon all the internet will be is just an alternation between the words "Cuck" and "Nazi!" Both sides are fucking idiots. The world is grossly overpopulated and everyone thinks their own personal opinion is gospel. The sooner that big fucking asteroid gets here the better.

PurpleHelmut71 · 2020-07-10T19:27:19+00:00

It's goed away!

PurpleHelmut71 · 2020-07-10T19:22:17+00:00

I've had voddy and coke plenty of times. It ain't so bad.

PurpleHelmut71 · 2020-06-16T19:47:13+00:00

Actually no. And I love guns. I want to move to Texas and marry my friend who lives there. And have lots and lots of little baby rifles.

PurpleHelmut71 · 2020-06-16T19:46:14+00:00

I was full of vicodin.

PurpleHelmut71 · 2020-06-12T18:41:04+00:00

Rather than have a poorly organised mass temper tantrum, I mean.

PurpleHelmut71 · 2020-06-12T18:38:08+00:00

Call me old fashioned, but wouldn't it be safer to start up a petition to get the statues removed?

PurpleHelmut71 · 2020-05-31T20:01:05+00:00

Did someone say "good luck" right at the end?

PurpleHelmut71 · 2020-05-31T19:59:09+00:00

He must have been the only guy in Dallas not to have a gun.

PurpleHelmut71 · 2020-05-31T19:55:08+00:00

Articulated lorries are right up there on my list of things not to mess with.

PurpleHelmut71 · 2020-05-29T00:09:26+00:00

Have you ever noticed how "white supremacists" you see on TV etc are never really a shining example of genetic perfection themselves?

PurpleHelmut71 · 2020-05-21T21:13:39+00:00

Always one guy who ain't got the time for this shit.

PurpleHelmut71 · 2020-05-16T09:59:05+00:00

They shouldn't have been acting like vigilantes. The cops were already en route, so he would have got shot anyway.

PurpleHelmut71 · 2020-05-16T09:45:18+00:00

"That's a surprising way to operate your weapon..... Oh, wait!"

PurpleHelmut71 · 2020-05-16T09:43:02+00:00

Such a shame his force field ran out just before the car hit him....

PurpleHelmut71 · 2020-05-16T09:39:54+00:00

Second only to taking a swig of milk from the carton before checking if it's fresh. .

PurpleHelmut71 · 2020-05-09T13:55:17+00:00

"Growing up not ever knowing how to pronounce his first own name had a profound effect on Reed....."

PurpleHelmut71 · 2020-05-09T13:48:55+00:00

"Moments later, another officer showed up with an even deeper voice....."

PurpleHelmut71 · 2020-04-28T20:53:39+00:00

He charged at us, in a kneeling position!

PurpleHelmut71 · 2020-04-25T15:38:00+00:00

And I knew there would be a comment by someone complaining about the comment about him not being black. The internet is getting too predictable these days.

PurpleHelmut71 · 2020-04-25T15:22:23+00:00

One takes ones chances when charging with a cheap Chinese charger....

PurpleHelmut71 · 2020-04-25T15:19:05+00:00

They got confirmation over the radio that his great grandma on his mother's side was a quarter black before they opened fire.

PurpleHelmut71 · 2020-04-21T15:22:01+00:00

There's one in my bathroom.

PurpleHelmut71 · 2020-04-03T19:39:37+00:00

That poor kid!

PurpleHelmut71 · 2020-03-26T19:39:29+00:00

s/watch chunks of meat

PurpleHelmut71 · 2020-03-12T19:51:03+00:00

How many is a Brazillion?

PurpleHelmut71 · 2020-03-12T19:49:43+00:00

Technically just "watch people get badly injured". But I imagine he didn't walk away from that.

PurpleHelmut71 · 2020-03-11T18:14:46+00:00

Gotta double tap. All the taps!

PurpleHelmut71 · 2020-03-11T18:11:31+00:00

I'm now eyeing both of my cats with great suspicion. Don't think I'll sleep tonight....

PurpleHelmut71 · 2020-03-08T15:11:58+00:00

Jeez. Remind me not to mess with this guy!

PurpleHelmut71 · 2020-03-08T15:10:45+00:00

Ha ha ha, best comment ever!

PurpleHelmut71 · 2020-03-04T19:45:36+00:00

Still, he didn't deserve to die for it.

PurpleHelmut71 · 2020-03-04T19:44:49+00:00

Not much disturbs me nowadays, but this gives me creepy baws every time. Poor woman, I hope she never suffered long.

PurpleHelmut71 · 2020-02-28T22:05:34+00:00

Bullying scumbag. I hope someone sticks a knife in the big prick.

edit: spelling

PurpleHelmut71 · 2020-02-23T12:21:43+00:00

"Oh no, I've done a murder, I better hop it!"

PurpleHelmut71 · 2020-02-22T19:53:45+00:00

Maybe she was suicidal because they turned her frogs gay. Or "flogs" as she may have said.

PurpleHelmut71 · 2020-02-22T10:30:44+00:00

A similar thing happened in Glasgow a couple of years ago. Guy attacked someone with a hatchet, the cops turned up and he cut his own throat. Mental.

PurpleHelmut71 · 2020-02-12T19:58:24+00:00

He called the guy a weapon. Maybe that's why he shot him.

PurpleHelmut71 · 2020-02-02T14:26:56+00:00

Trump isn't politics. He's comedy. And the UK has their own version now too.

PurpleHelmut71 · 2020-02-02T14:26:32+00:00

"Youre going to jail" He was right.

PurpleHelmut71 · 2020-02-02T14:25:49+00:00

True, they do.

PurpleHelmut71 · 2020-02-02T11:43:35+00:00

In Soviet Russia, building demolish you.

PurpleHelmut71 · 2020-02-02T11:40:30+00:00

If only he had done up his shoelaces properly, he might have made it!

PurpleHelmut71 · 2020-01-31T20:25:08+00:00

"Ah love you, Crushinator!" "I love you paaaaa..."

PurpleHelmut71 · 2020-01-30T21:53:43+00:00

He should have just shot himself first, the narcissistic scumbag fuck.

PurpleHelmut71 · 2020-01-30T21:40:31+00:00

Depends on the gun and the ammo. Hollow point bullets slow down in flesh really quickly, dumping all of their kinetic energy and not over-penetrating. Round nosed FMJ bullets will penetrate a lot further but leave a less traumatic wound channel.

PurpleHelmut71 · 2020-01-30T21:16:13+00:00

A guy OD'd outside my work a few years ago. He had obviously just shot up some H in the public toilet. He was standing leaning against the fence, then just seemed to melt onto the pavement. We called an ambulance and I think he survived. It isn't very spectacular.

PurpleHelmut71 · 2020-01-19T16:09:55+00:00

You can tell the shop guy was dying to shoot himself a black fella. Still, serves him right for trying to rob a shop. And remember kids, always double tap.

PurpleHelmut71 · 2020-01-16T19:55:20+00:00

The link looks as if its saying the man was horrible.

PurpleHelmut71 · 2020-01-15T19:34:45+00:00

But she dieded. I don't really think that's more than bad luck. Also, how can anyone own anything that's going to exist longer than they are. If anything, the pole owns the owner.

PurpleHelmut71 · 2020-01-15T19:33:20+00:00

Especially if you're going to drop the damn thing!

PurpleHelmut71 · 2020-01-10T19:59:34+00:00

So a lamp post is worth a human life?

PurpleHelmut71 · 2020-01-10T19:58:42+00:00

He must REALLY like jewellery!

PurpleHelmut71 · 2020-01-07T20:48:32+00:00

How is someone being hit by a pole karmic in any way?

PurpleHelmut71 · 2020-01-03T21:01:24+00:00

Sex tourist gets blown. To bits.

PurpleHelmut71 · 2020-01-03T20:55:56+00:00

So, lonely, loveless bachelor goes abroad to buy wife. Gets blown, but not how he wanted to. Can't say I have any sympathy. I used to build my own fireworks, never got even slightly burned once. If you don't have any respect for pyrotechnics, they won't have any respect for you.

PurpleHelmut71 · 2019-12-29T23:47:20+00:00

Never mind that. How many were critically brainwashed being in a church in the first place?

PurpleHelmut71 · 2019-12-29T20:57:16+00:00

I'll make you a deal, half price, and I'm cutting my own throat here...

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