I bet you weren't expecting that

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[–]RedditSaidit 13 insightful - 1 fun13 insightful - 0 fun14 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

What a bitch ass title

[–]HopeThatHalps 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (9 children)

My theory is the jumper lit the fire, then waited for the fire truck to come, and planned to jump onto or in front of the fire truck, but failed badly.

[–]Fennec 18 insightful - 9 fun18 insightful - 8 fun19 insightful - 9 fun -  (8 children)

My theory is that he was a Trump supporter who had a 'come to Jesus' moment, realized he was a dumber than a sack of used dildos and did the only reasonable thing a Trumper can do.

[–]Reddit_Sux 13 insightful - 6 fun13 insightful - 5 fun14 insightful - 6 fun -  (0 children)

now if only the rest of them could do the same

[–]lost_in_cairo 5 insightful - 5 fun5 insightful - 4 fun6 insightful - 5 fun -  (3 children)

This is how brainwashed you Trump haters are. Talk about anything, anything at all, and you'll talk about Trump. Did someone say Pepperoni pizza? Get ready to talk about Trump. Mention your sick grandmother? Trump! Random Russian suicide? Perfect segue into Trump.

[–]zoristtot 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Too many different red flags!

[–]PurpleHelmut71 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Well that came out of left field somewhat.

[–]DoctorsHateHim 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

Is he okay?

[–]Reddit_Sux 3 insightful - 9 fun3 insightful - 8 fun4 insightful - 9 fun -  (0 children)

yes

[–]NewWhatNow 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Thought the building would blow up. Hope that was instant because that looked painful

[–]Reddit_Sux 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

where theres smoke there must be fire.... is it my fire... am I on fire... better jump just incase

[–]wassupaus 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (6 children)

Instant death. almost looked like a dead body was thrown down.

[–]HopeThatHalps 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (5 children)

I went slow mo, it looks like they assume a crash position in mid air, definitely alive. It's kind of funny/sad how people assume a familiar defensive position, even when it's futile, such as putting up your hands in an effort to stop a bullet.

[–]Branflakes143 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (4 children)

I mean your hand might be able to stop a .22, which I don't doubt for a moment that some Brazilian thug might be running around with.

[–]NeilAnami 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

your hand might be able to stop a .22

You go right ahead and try that and see just how powerful a .22 is...

[–]PurpleHelmut71 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

.22 go through hand. Even .22 airgun might depending on shot placement.

[–]lost_in_cairo 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Yes, a 22 bullet will go through your hand, maybe both of them.

Here's a video of a guy testing 22 LR ammo by shooting it through layers of clothing, pork meat, and pork ribs (all together). https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LpQEKhpuMco

[–]Fennec 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Why isn't this Trumper testing the .22LR on a Democrat's newborn babies' head? You KNOW it's about the only way that this Trumper can have an orgasm is to shoot future Demcratic voters!

[–]5THSFG 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Fire Truck just noped out