Is there a type of death which you'd like to see but almost certainly never will?

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[–]PurpleHelmut71 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Shot from a cannon through a chain-link fence so they come out like chips (french fries if you're American).

[–]Reddit_Sux 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

damn that would be awesome

[–]Reddit_Sux 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

when I die, please have my body loaded into a canon and shot through a chain link fence, its for science

[–]anescient[S] 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

I can't imagine what having molten gold poured down your throat would look like. Unfortunately the Aztecs didn't have smartphones.

[–]oozinator1 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Does it have to be gold? Molten lead or aluminum are fairly easy to do.

[–]anescient[S] 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Yes, it has to be gold. You owe the victim that much. South American tribal and Spanish conquistador costumes, would be nice, but I won't insist.

[–]Oneda 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (5 children)

I'm curious what death in outer space would be like. For example, if an astronaut was doing repair work on the ship outside, but suddenly, the spacesuit gets damaged or maybe the glass part of the helmet comes off accidentally. Would their heads really explode just like what cartoons and video games depict?

Ever watched one of those hydraulic press videos on youtube? What if instead of crushing paper or jelly and clay, they crushed humans? Will crushed human bones get launched and potentially break glass like highly compressed newspaper that explodes can?

I like revenge stories, so it would be interesting to see what would happen if a rape victim or someone whose family got murdered, catches the criminal and is given the tools of revenge. Will they go for torture or a quick death? Will they keep the criminal alive as a prisoner of torture? Skin the criminal alive and feed him his own skin?

[–]anescient[S] 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Death in outer space, that is, death by vacuum, has kinda been explored: https://youtu.be/fJbztthNrVQ?t=2003

[–]Reddit_Sux 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

blocked in my country ffs

[–]IowaContact 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

There was a video on wpd of a workplace where some dude crushed one of his co workers in some sort of press or door. It folded him up like an accordion.

[–]PurpleHelmut71 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Yeah, that looked deliberate almost.

[–]IowaContact 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

"Almost"

[–]oozinator1 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

  • Someone being thrown alive into a wood chipper or industrial-grade trash shredder.

  • Scaphism (look it up)

  • Acid bath while alive

  • Someone being dismembered by being pulled apart.

I suppose all are still very possible to do in this day and age, but we likely won't see them since they are all very expensive/time-consuming for the executioners to prepare.

Death by hippo is one I have surprisingly not seen despite statistics out there that they kill more humans than lions or something like that.

[–]anescient[S] 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I think we've got a good chance at seeing most of those in Chinese industry.

[–]TerrorKuchen 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I have allready seen a guy beeing pulled apart in this sub but it wasnt just a vid about this it was like some compilation. Ill post it i find it again

[–]CuriouSoul 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I sell industrial shredders/grinders. Many people die every year in shredders and balers. It’s gnarly.

[–]anescient[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I doubt we'll ever see a proper Roman-style crucifixion, but, eh. It's a grisly death and all, but I don't think it would make for very compelling footage.

[–]kimjongun 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

death by fat lady sitting on face