TIL about Child beauty pageants in France by Mnemonic in TIL
[–]sodasplash 4 insightful - 7 fun4 insightful - 6 fun5 insightful - 6 fun5 insightful - 7 fun - 11 months ago (0 children)
Man, seems like a tough sentence for the kids. That’s like a third of their little lives.
Man Detained in Eastern China for 'Illegal' Dog Names by Kangbanger in communismwatch
[–]sodasplash 5 insightful - 6 fun5 insightful - 5 fun6 insightful - 5 fun6 insightful - 6 fun - 1 year ago* (0 children)
Man, China’s almost as bad as a real world reddit.
This news report is especially ironic to me because I like to give my Pokémon names like “wypipo” and “baizuo” (the derogatory Chinese word for SJW’s) and then leave them in gyms around town to tweak my liberal neighbors.
Elvis Presley, Disney Land
11 months ago by sodasplash to /s/music from (youtube.com)
Welcome To The Old Internet Again! by BillionDollarEgg3 in technology
[–]sodasplash 3 insightful - 5 fun3 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 5 fun - 11 months ago (0 children)
I remember downloading naked photos of Cindy Crawford in 1996 on dial up. Every photo took soooo long to come through.
Are showerthoughts different then toiletthoughts? by [deleted] in Toiletthoughts
[–]sodasplash 2 insightful - 5 fun2 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 5 fun - 1 year ago (0 children)
I shit in the shower so, no.
On 9/11 at 5:20 PM, the 47-story World Trade Center Building 7 collapsed into its footprint, falling more than 100 feet at the rate of gravity for 2.5 seconds of its seven-second destruction and was caused not by fire but rather by the near-simultaneous failure of every column in the building. by Orangutan in politics
[–]sodasplash 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun - 10 months ago (0 children)
Does anyone have the video of Rudy saying they “pulled” Building 7. I’m specifically looking for the TV interview the mayor of NYC gave on 9/11 where he uses the term “pulled” in reference to Building 7.
Wikileaks death: Dutch hacking expert 'had kayaking accident' by r721 in WikiLeaks
[–]sodasplash 1 insightful - 4 fun1 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 4 fun - 10 months ago (0 children)
shush with your logic
Lolisa Express by [deleted] in Comics
100% done with Reddit by [deleted] in SaidIt
[–]sodasplash 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun - 1 year ago (0 children)
I only go on social media to be a dickhead. That’s why CA was and WSB is so good.
10 months ago by sodasplash to /s/TYLBITY from (prorev.com)
Japanese exchange student speaks out about Richland High’s mushroom cloud logo by Tom_Bombadil in whatever
[–]sodasplash 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun - 10 months ago (0 children)
Build the Cloud.
(((THEY))) Zionists bashed Trump so the people would believe he is against the system. It worked. The real goal for world dominance is the building of the 3rd temple.This plan is thousands of years old and as far as I can tell the talmudic rabbis run the show and write the script. by Jesus in conspiracy
As a Jew I say let him speak.
As a fag I say suck my dick.
Sydney University Lowers Entry Scores For Women Who Can't Make it Into Male-Dominated Courses, is Aus now making Female Degress Totally Worthless? by BillionDollarEgg3 in Australia
[–]sodasplash 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun - 10 months ago (0 children)
Fuck you faggot. No one gives a shit what you think a “fact” is.
Former Secretary of State, Hillary Could Be Jailed From New Court Order by Morphos1759 in Conservatives
She and her husband are guilty of many crimes against the American people. If they can be brought to justice, they certainly should be.
After seeing you say this, I'll never trust anything you say again.
You're a paid discordian shill.
Honest Government Ad | We're F**ked by salvia_d in conspiracy
Ha ha this is SOOOOOO funny -- NAHT...
So is this site pro-climate change or anti-climate change?
I'd like to see more intelligent conversations and fewer memes.
Jeffrey Epstein conspiracy theories run riot, with Trump’s help (Vigte: Meanwhile on r/politics - threads filled with people waking up... get in there, help them! They are literally confused and open to new ideas! This is perfect for us) by Vigte in MeanwhileOnReddit
[–]sodasplash 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun - 11 months ago (0 children)
omg, the top comment is blaming Trump because it happened in a federal prison
arrest that conspiracy theorist! /s
Most Trump Supporters by Jesus in conspiracy
[–]sodasplash 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun - 11 months ago (0 children)
It be that way, tho.
Reddit admins are apparently removing every thread that mentions the father of the alleged El Paso shooter and his connection with MK Ultra by magnora7 in MeanwhileOnReddit
[–]sodasplash 5 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 3 fun - 11 months ago (0 children)
Way of the Digg
Way of the Digg
omg ha ha I wish I could give you gold for that except I’m glad we don’t have that crap
Actually I’m pretty sure I still have them burned on a CD somewhere ;-)
Bot in r/TheHitlerFallacy tracks daily uses of "Hitler" in r/politics. Yesterday's count: 210 by [deleted] in MeanwhileOnReddit
“Would you support a statue of Hitler so that it can elicit conversation?”
“Would you support a statue of Hitler so that it can elicit conversation?”
I think that was my fave.
[–]sodasplash 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun - 1 year ago (0 children)
It’s been forever since I had a good crepe. I used to be a waffle guy.
No silly, a spatula. You want some pancakes?
To all, why did you first decide to start using Saidit? by [deleted] in AskSaidIt
[–]sodasplash 5 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 3 fun - 1 year ago (0 children)
The conversation is more real here but lack of content definitely keeps me from visiting more frequently. When I had a useless office job I had the time to spend days creating free internet content for my own enjoyment but sadly no longer.
"It's easier to fool people than to convince them that they've been fooled." ~ Mark Twain ***NOT!!!*** Turns out it's actually a misquote of, "How easy it is to make people believe a lie, and [how] hard it is to undo that work again!" by JasonCarswell in quotes
[–]sodasplash 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun - 1 year ago (0 children)
The US Army Asked Twitter How Service Has Impacted People. The Answers Were Gut-Wrenching. by salvia_d in WorldPolitics
wtf is twitter
Sunday, May 26, 07:30 UTC: posts from only 5 users make up 71% of /s/all by [deleted] in SaidIt
Fuck you and your science.
Beware of anyone calling for REVOLUTION. This is precisely what many of the rulers desire. They create social unrest in order to get the people to rise up and beg for government tyranny w/o even realizing what they’re doing. by Jesus in conspiracy
To paraphrase Shakespeare (lest anyone think I'm actually promoting violins since this is the internet after all and everyone on it loses 20 IQ points by default): "First let's kill all the news reporters." /s
Show Me Your Genitals 2: E=MC Vagina by Optimus85 in funny
[–]sodasplash 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun - 10 months ago* (0 children)
oh /u/magnora7 look at that!
it's someone telling someone to suck their dick!
why did my penis cross the road?
because you're a vagina...
I don't like it when you talk. Because that just means you're not sucking my cock.
Love is for girls, faggot.
Where's the jetta dealership?
[–]sodasplash 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun - 10 months ago (0 children)
Who do you think was the best actor on the league?
The Broken Presidential Destiny of JFK, Jr. by Robin in history
When were you born?
In 1998, it was widely accepted that Oswald did not act alone.
Read some Bill Simmons for chrissakes.
No. You are really insanely unintelligent.
1999: The Ryazan Incident by Robin in history
[–]sodasplash 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun - 10 months ago (0 children)
Forget it, Jake. It’s Chechnya.
Wikileaks co-founder Julian Assange is to remain in prison when his jail term ends because of his "history of absconding", a judge has ruled. by r721 in WikiLeaks
Then they should suck more dick.
My comment makes a lot of sense within the confines of this specific interaction. Don’t test me.
Non-linear propaganda in geopolitics ; so Bolton wanted regime change but he didn't, so, Trump wanted Regime change, but he doesn't? by Jesus in conspiracy
That's the point.
Mossad Lived Next Door to 9-11 Hijackers in Small Florida Town by d3rr in 911truth
Suck a dick, faggot.
TIL that JFK Jr. died in a small plane crash in 1999. by Robin in TIL
[–]sodasplash 5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 2 fun - 10 months ago (0 children)
Today? You learned this today?
How could you possibly not have known about this?
Not much. What's up with you?
Apparently you've never been to Beverly Hills.
Farsi are the first jews. All this shit you say is ( ( ( E X A C T L Y ) ) ) assbackwards.
Attention is the root of all experience of mind, body, and the body's relations. It is in the process of attention that we become habituated to the presumption of limitations.
The key to both Enlightenment and suffering is the process or fact of attention itself.
Reddit is a Fascist Dictatorship by raven9 in conspiracy
Either that or it’s a cheap little site full of self-important people that no one really pays any attention to.
There’s these caves I think in Northern Italy? Kinda like Sedona. Do you know what I’m talking about?
Victorian Child Workers by ruperttaylor in Victorianera
America’s freedom ranking falls by dcjogger in news
Fuck John Stossel
Bacon Grease as Engine OIl? Let's try it! by Optimus85 in science
Prior to 2008, tons of people in my neighborhood did this. There was an entire auto shop dedicated to converting and servicing these vehicles.
God it all smelled to high hell. But it also sorta smelled like a kitchen.
In college, I was best friends with the guy who had the “walk on water” scholarship. He had a complete trust fund that would have paid for him to go nearly anywhere but he and I went to this hick liberal arts school because they all but paid us.
I got well more than half my education paid for but he got the full everything. Free room, board, tuition, books, stipend. So e would just petition his trust fund executor (his mom) for a nicer computer every year since that’s what he was studying.
Then my friend found out about this guy who was also in our same year. I can’t go so far as to say that he was “literally” retarded because I don’t recall what his actual condition was. He may have had some brilliance in there for something. But he was always very slow on the uptake, spoke with a more than moderately severe lisp that seemed to go far beyond any normal physical or emotional impediments, and had to have his text books scanned in and read to him by a computer.
It was college though and most peeps were pretty cool so if anyone ever made fun of him, even the biggest assholes almost always jumped to his defense. I have to say, he always did enjoy it A LOT when other people made fun of the people who tried to make fun of him. All in all, I’d say, he was about on par with someone with slightly less emotional and intellectual capacity than Old Gregg. If you gave him some time, he could often come up with something observant or funny to say but he had zero ability to connect with most other people, well beyond autism.
My walk on water friend never made fun of him. Never spoke to him. Never acknowledged him. But OBVIOUSLY was FURIOUS that “this person” was going to earn the same degree as him. To which I always reminded him that he had picked this college himself. I’m paraphrasing for plausible deniability but our school ACTUALLY billed itself as the top choice for the average student. My friend and I were just the filler they paid to maintain the curve average students would expect.
So anyway, for some reason, this retard was both given a drivers license and allowed to drive and obviously then crashed his car and died. All I’m saying is, things find a way of evening out in the end.
Wow, that’s not the least bit offensive.
/s/mensrights now exists! by [deleted] in mensrights
[–]sodasplash 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun - 10 months ago (0 children)
I was raised by a devout feminist who was frustrated that her work prospects had dwindled because she was returning to the workforce after 40.
Growing up, it was hammered repeatedly into my head as absolute truth that men and women are 100% equals in all respects. I have spent the rest of my life unlearning this lie in a so far vain attempt simply to be a functional human being.
The Clinton Body Count by useless_aether in Crime
Did plane crashes become too expensive of a way to murder people post 9/11?
TIL about the usage of the 'word' Texas. by Mnemonic in TIL
TIL “Florida” in Norwegian is pronounced “Texas.”
Epstein's Mysterious Network & Sexual Blackmail as Intelligence Gathering w/ Whitney Webb (Robbie & Abby Martin) by salvia_d in conspiracy
THIS IS THE BEST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED TO THE INTERNET
Hong Kong On The Brink: Protests Reach Tipping Point by Optimus85 in conspiracy
I'm fairly certain they can and will kill them all.
Probably on a Friday when we're all away for the weekend. The world will weep and then life will go on for the rest of us.
I'm very glad that we're arming Korea and Japan.
Oh wow, “new research says it’s OK to stay single and die alone.” Hmmm, I wonder who would want to encourage white people to live meaningless, childless, lonely lives? by Jesus in conspiracy
[–]sodasplash 6 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 1 fun7 insightful - 1 fun7 insightful - 2 fun - 10 months ago (0 children)
This isn’t even close to the most paranoid thing I’ve seen on this site today.
There’s been tons of articles the past so many years discouraging people from having children.
Interesting policy document: "Towards a Multi-ethnic Ireland." Who would come up with such a thing? Strange name for the author. Doesn't sound Irish at all? Hmmm by Jesus in conspiracy
[–]sodasplash 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun - 10 months ago (0 children)
As a Jew by birthright, I 110% support the opening of Israel's borders.
Some people are loud and proud.
The photographer who took and released the pictures of Epstein being wheeled out after his death, flew on the Lolita Express by magnora7 in Collusion
The purpose is to confuse “show” and “news.”
“There are two kinds of people serving in Congress—those who are here to serve the interests of the American people, and those who are here to serve the interests of the Big Banks and Wall Street speculators.” — Tulsi Gabbard (2014) by EndlessSunflowers in WayOfTheBern
( ( ( o h g o y ) ) )
It’s just Tuesday.
It’s just Tuesday.
Who Do You Trust by EndlessSunflowers in conspiracy
[–]sodasplash 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun - 11 months ago (0 children)
I love how Gorbachev is all, “Dude, you bring out that line every time we meet.”
There is no evil like reCAPTCHA (v3) by Drewski in Internet
[–]sodasplash 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun - 11 months ago (0 children)
Cross walks... lampposts... tractors...
"Science is not about building a body of known 'facts'. It is a method for asking awkward questions and subjecting them to a reality check..." Terry Pratchett by EndlessSunflowers in quotes
You know who I was confusing him with? Terry Gilliam. I do that sometimes. For a long time, I wondered how Jimmy Buffett turned a couple songs into an investment empire.
Pepe Le Peace Frog
11 months ago by sodasplash to /s/music from (youtu.be)
Elvis Presley, Disney Land by sodasplash in music
[–]sodasplash[S] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun - 11 months ago (0 children)
Well, we didn’t start it.
[–]sodasplash 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun - 11 months ago (0 children)
What's with all the civil conversations and understanding on this website! ;-)
BUSTED: Ocasio-Cortez Gets Nailed For Financial Fraud & Ethics Violation by Morphos1759 in news
Yeah, can’t wait to see her fail but this isn’t doing it. She’ll have to do it on her own with her own lies.
Chris Morris: "Since 9/11 it has become Standard Operating Procedure. Informants encourage a Person of Interest to break the law and when they do, the FBI arrest them." by TheWebOfSlime in TheWebOfSlime
Oh wow. This is some great corporate astro-turfing. I really fell for it.
Is that Brian Dawkins?
This is some well done CIA.
Since 9/11 ;-)
Who the fuck is this guy's entertainment attorney, David Fox?
Remarkable how CCTV cameras are either (i) not working, (ii) working, but the footage gets lost, or (iii) working, but legal proceedings seal the footage for 70+ years... by Robin in DownTheMemoryHole
[–]sodasplash 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun - 11 months ago* (0 children)
Bro. You gotta move. Or at least stop going to Golden Corral.
I woke one morning last week and my phone was nowhere to be found. Luckily, I have a backup phone and I used it to call my phone.
He said, yeah, he found my phone in the gutter about 20 blocks away. Within two hours, I had my phone back and I gave the guy $100 cash just out of straight gratitude.
Or as Eddie Murphy would say, “Wasn’t me.”
“Well, I’m supposed to be a fool, right?”
Bush#1 Laughing About Kennedy Assassination - fuck all presidents and secret societies and shady assholes (all of which are embodied by this p.o.s.) by EndlessSunflowers in conspiracy
Obligatory WKUK sketch:
How come we never heard about all these other mass shootings? by BillionDollarEgg3 in AskSaidIt
[–]sodasplash 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun - 11 months ago* (0 children)
I love me some rooftop Koreans. I know some personally. Asians period don’t fuck around like the cushy guilt ridden white folks do.
He’s the Based Asian of the bunch.
lol. My ex gf wanted to get a bunch of stuff off her old laptop but was concerned that it might be too much memory. I handed her a Zip drive that was 3 times larger than her laptop’s capacity.
But yes, CD’s do have nice staying power — if you can find something to play them...
Anybody getting sick of games on PC? by Lambdadelta in PCGaming
Appreciate it. I built one before but that was years ago. So it's definitely a possibility. I had been thinking of just picking up a $300 laptop. I'll see about pricing out my options this month.
Lawsuit brings murder of DNC staffer back into spotlight by fred_red_beans in conspiracy
My lawsuit brings all the boys to the yard and they’re like...
John McAfee Arrested, Released, Boat Seized
11 months ago by sodasplash to /s/news from (news.yahoo.com)
Should we tell her by [deleted] in Memetics
[–]sodasplash 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun - 11 months ago* (0 children)
Actually, that’s exactly what she wants.
Her entire “environmental” Green New Deal is a sham and a scam to make a Maoist style Cultural Revolution. There’s little doubt that such a drastic government led change would be disastrous.
Her supporters regularly lie, cheat, and avoid the truth. If she’d been on the original 9/11 commission, the Statue of Liberty would have been pulled along with Building 7. I cannot wait until she gets sent packing.
If she wants a 9/11 comparison, here’s mine: She’s worse than Osama Bin Laden and if given the chance, she’ll do more damage to America than he ever could have dreamed of.
This video of Sandy Hook actor Robbie Parker is almost scrubbed completely from the internet and gets harder to find each year by Orangutan in conspiracy
Different people deal with different things in different ways.
Why and how is it being “scrubbed”?
Man, whatever happened to being able to invoke Godwin’s law? The internet was so much more civilized in 2004. What happened?
Roger Waters: “Twitter, you are Big Brother! Now we know it for sure. We always suspected it. You are an arm of the Thought Police. You are an arm of the forces of oppression. You wish to suppress freedom of speech.” by salvia_d in conspiracy
[–]sodasplash 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun - 1 year ago (0 children)
Twitter is the most useless piece of crap ever. It’s only good for sports and celebs. So I guess it serves a purpose for S O M E O N E .
It turns out that Juggalo makeup blocks facial recognition technology by Mnemonic in privacy
You know, if you take enough colloidal silver, you turn blue. There are no other side effects, aside from strengthening your immune system. I wonder if turning blue would have any similar effects to facial recognition software.
I don’t touch that shit with my pretty little feet.
Reddit is banning systematically frog meme subs by papiersackratte in MeanwhileOnReddit
[–]sodasplash 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun - 1 year ago (0 children)
/r/The_Donald has been quarantined. by r721 in MeanwhileOnReddit
Russian bot here, reporting for duty, sir.
Reddit makes me so insanely angry with its clearly biased system, sometimes I just go Voat to balance out the old ph factor. Both truly putrid place.
We're back again. by magnora7 in SaidIt
You don’t think was just the little Opie script kiddies everyone had a cow about? Who tf DDOS’s these days anyway?
[–]sodasplash 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun - 1 year ago (0 children)
Mr Strawman, my olde fren.
I’m actually being way more specific than you.
what a bunch of faggots
hello, fellow dirt bag centrist
well, American "liberals" have always been different from "liberals" of classical economics
in the classical economic sense, "liberals" in the john smith, invisible hand sense want to open markets and expand the inter-connectivity of the world
In America, "Liberals" are communists, who in a classical economic sense are conservative. But this is far too difficult for most to understand.
[–]sodasplash 8 insightful - 2 fun8 insightful - 1 fun9 insightful - 1 fun9 insightful - 2 fun - 1 year ago (0 children)
There’s already an entire religion for that. It’s called the society of friends. To the society of friends, there is literally never a time when violence is the right thing to do. During most times that the US had a draft, being a Quaker was the only sure way to obtain consciencious objector status.
When a settlement of Quakers heard that there was a Native American tribe heading to slaughter them for something they hadn’t done in a case of mistaken identity, the Quakers all gathered to sit silently to pray, as is their typical form of worship.
The natives entered the meeting house where the Quakers were gathered. Seeing them sitting silently and non-reactive, the natives knew they had the wrong group and left.
Quakers are called such because in their silent meetings for worship, those who go into the most deeply meditative state can be known to quake slightly. In practices such as yoga, this type of shaking is known to release tensions, anger, grief, and other unexpressed or bottled up feelings.
Quaker quaking is not to be confused with the shaking of Shakers. Shakers shook purposefully to do the same thing but were more demonstrative in their shaking as it came from a purposeful state and not a meditative one. Also, the Skakers refused to procreate so they all died out. But they did make really great furniture, which is what they’re most known for historically.
Join Robinhood and WSB and just yolo a bunch of FD's. Die or win trying.
Honestly, though, I think this is why Trump is so brilliant and Liberals are so stupid for fighting him and thinking he's stupid. We HAVE to go to space. It's absolutely BRILLIANT to divert the military industrial complex to space.
Hell yeah I support the military industrial complex -- IN SPACE.
This is why I’m not all that opposed to getting rid of net neutrality. I want my 2006 internet back dammit! /s
British Govt to Put Forward Brexit Bill in June by Kangbanger in ukpolitics
I’ve never heard a good argument for the UK staying in the EU.
But then, since Brexit, I’ve only ever really been on reddit or Facebook so perhaps someone here has one.
I’m an American and think it benefits the world economy to keep more large “nodes” of control so I prefer having the UK and then also the EU.