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[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

Trump is the guy -if he got caught by his wife fucking a chick in his own bed- he would say "i was a sleep, she must have been a burglar and see me sleeping and decided to fuck me while i was a sleep, i diddent noticed/know it because i was a sleep i just woke up because of you screaming, serious why would i do this, serious. It might look as if was awake and enjoying this, but then i must be sleepfucking and dreaming of you, because i was a sleep, serious why would i do that

[–]sodasplash 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Or as Eddie Murphy would say, “Wasn’t me.”

“Well, I’m supposed to be a fool, right?”

“Wasn’t me.”

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lol o jeh i remember"OEOEOEOEOOEEOEE"