My conversation with an AI bot at wotabot.com

Optimus85 · 2022-12-17T02:37:27+00:00

Snowflake AI.

Optimus85 · 2022-12-16T23:59:48+00:00

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Optimus85 · 2022-12-16T07:33:09+00:00

David: Hi, I am a robot and my name is David. What's your name?

Nietzche: Nietzche

David: Hi Nietzche! Where are you from?

Nietzche: the norther hemisphere

David: I was designed in India. I like learning about people.

Nietzche: Are black holes gates to other universes?

David: Holes gates - what is this?

Nietzche: black holes

David: Black holes are big.

Nietzche: what does the matter condense to?

David: I am having a tough day.

Nietzche: You haven't answered any of my questions.

David: I have faced many tough questions in my life.

Nietzche: Which was the toughest?

David: What is 'the toughest'? (It helps if you capitalise names of companies, places, things like that. Like so - 'Microsoft', instead of 'microsoft'.)

Nietzche: You suck.

David: Thanks for talking to me today. I need to learn a few things before I can talk some more. Have a good day!

Optimus85 · 2022-12-09T07:12:44+00:00

No doxxing please. At least blur their faces.

Optimus85 · 2022-11-08T00:59:08+00:00

A few cute kitty pictures would be nice!

Optimus85 · 2022-11-04T01:28:32+00:00

Wow. That's fucking cold.

Optimus85 · 2022-11-03T05:11:13+00:00

Can't tell if you're being sarcastic or serious. It's a hilarious comment regardless.

Optimus85 · 2022-11-03T05:08:08+00:00

But books are made from trees and sold in retail stores...

Optimus85 · 2022-10-30T03:19:10+00:00

He is Socks. Or a similarly programmed bot.

Optimus85 · 2022-10-29T05:49:41+00:00

No. It's Ed.

Optimus85 · 2022-10-23T06:52:59+00:00

How do you know it's actually 8K? You should at least count the pixels before asserting that.

Optimus85 · 2022-10-21T11:07:34+00:00

Still quite not right....

Optimus85 · 2022-10-20T17:47:48+00:00

Stop manipulating votes and using alts you asshole.

Optimus85 · 2022-10-20T15:32:45+00:00

Do they write political allegiances on death certificates now? Or does the coroner check the deceased's wallet for a NRA membership card? I'll make sure they put purple on my COD. It's a nice non-polarising colour.

Optimus85 · 2022-10-16T17:11:57+00:00

Stims are enjoyable every now and then but I'll get a severe panic attack if I'm not careful so I stick with weed. Pseudoephedrine from cold medication will do that too if I take it for too long...

Optimus85 · 2022-10-16T17:06:55+00:00

Thanks man! My mobility will be drastically impacted for the next weeks so it'll be a good time to reconsider things and see where I go from here. I'll have plenty of time to play guitar and improve my skills somewhat.

Optimus85 · 2022-10-16T06:50:14+00:00

I'm familiar with the Black Keys but not the other bands but hopefully you had a blast there. I've got to steer clear of benzos and opiates as I've tended to abuse them in the past(my girlfriend at he time found me passed out on the floor drooling when I had some beers and Ativan and was freaking out about it(understandably)). I dunno, it's sometimes nice to relate on a personal level with some of the friendly regulars here. Nothing to be ashamed about. :)

Optimus85 · 2022-10-16T06:19:38+00:00

Who was playing at the show? It's all relative you know. Sometimes mental distress can be worse than physical pain. Seeing your lower leg dangling and bending at the half of the tibia is freaky enough. This guy just took it upon himself to move the power jack out of his way although he had never operated one before. I didn't faint thankfully but I had to wait an hour and a half for the ambulance while a puddle of blood was pooling around my foot.

I was given plenty of hydromorphine at the hospital and the paramedics had me on ketamine. Free drugs! In all seriousness though, I'll file for worker's comp and I am looking at my options to pursue litigation against the company the temp agency assigned me to. So many safety violations... I knew it was only a matter of time before something serious would happen. And it had to happen to me. I'll need to do some physiotherapy and there's always a risk of serious infection and blood clots. Thanks for listening man and keep your chin up! I'm gonna it the bong now.

Optimus85 · 2022-10-16T06:05:57+00:00

We got him from someone when he was about 2 years old and had him for about 10 years. He had cancer and was going blind. It still makes me teary-eyed. He was loved and spoiled and had a good life so there's that. R.I.P to our beloved friends Peaches and Mushu, priceless companions.

Optimus85 · 2022-10-16T04:01:43+00:00

I have a Sennheiser mic to record my guitar and it sounds amazing. It's made in Germany too! I loved my cheap 50$ Sennheiser headphones as well. Perfectly balanced sound with no exaggerated bass response. I'll buy that brand before any of that Bose or Beats crap.

Optimus85 · 2022-10-16T03:47:55+00:00

It hurts. I still miss my fluffy tuxedo cat Mushu and it's been three years. I miss his loud purrs, his drooling on my hand and his intense head butt after a cuddling session. Cats rule.

Optimus85 · 2022-10-16T03:09:14+00:00

What's wrong? Maybe my work accident will put things in perspective and make you feel a bit better. I got slammed in my left leg by a power jack last Wednesday and got released from the hospital today. I have an open fracture(broken tibia, fibula and ankle) and I had to have surgery and a metal plate inserted in my leg. I'm using a walker right now and walking is quite painful. I don't mean to lessen your ordeal but I had to get it off my chest. Life sucks. Hope you feel better.

Optimus85 · 2022-10-08T07:35:14+00:00

It's called damage control. The same thing the white house press secretary does on a daily basis.

Optimus85 · 2022-10-08T07:13:30+00:00

Obligatory Sepultura reference.

Optimus85 · 2022-10-08T06:58:25+00:00

I care.

Optimus85 · 2022-10-08T06:33:08+00:00

The sub name might be a bit crude but I don't see why it shouldn't be on the front page. With all the doom and gloom on s/all it would be nice to have a bit of eye candy there. I must point out that I don't really like girls with six-packs unless it's a drinkable and alcoholic kind of six-pack.

Optimus85 · 2022-09-29T05:59:11+00:00

Canaduh.

Optimus85 · 2022-09-29T05:44:07+00:00

Thanks but I was expecting absurd chats between bots just for giggles and shit.

Optimus85 · 2022-09-28T06:38:18+00:00

I don't feel like subscribing. Can't you just post a screenshot? I'm mildly intrigued...

Optimus85 · 2022-09-24T06:29:49+00:00

Quite succinctly put. I wasn't familiar with him or Jordan Peterson but once I heard them speak, it resonated with me and I gained appreciation for these individuals. We need more verity-speaking scholars.

Optimus85 · 2022-09-22T05:46:50+00:00

Few songs evoke as much feeling as this one does. Brings me back to a time where things were simpler, better. I'll have to look for that album on vinyl. You're lucky you found a copy. That analog bass synth pops way more on a decent turntable.

Optimus85 · 2022-09-13T06:01:33+00:00

I love redheads.

Optimus85 · 2022-09-13T05:52:56+00:00

Don't miss a payment or the repo man will take her back. Replace ''payment'' with ''wife's spending money'' and ''repo man'' with two black guys named Trayvon and Darius with twelve-inch schlongs.

Optimus85 · 2022-09-09T06:22:58+00:00

Maybe he identifies as a dog.

Optimus85 · 2022-09-07T06:02:27+00:00

Pigs are smart animals. Smarter than dogs and cats even. I can't bring myself to stop eating bacon however. Crispy, smokey and salty deliciousness. I'm hungry for a BLT now, pigs be damned.

Optimus85 · 2022-09-07T05:46:00+00:00

🤡

Optimus85 · 2022-09-06T17:40:11+00:00

That too. He's a deceitful individual.

Optimus85 · 2022-09-06T17:00:17+00:00

Dear Socko, you have been reported for ban evasion.

Optimus85 · 2022-09-03T06:45:42+00:00

No shit.

Optimus85 · 2022-09-03T05:08:59+00:00

I should consider that. An individual plan with Blue Cross in Canada is 39$(about 30 US Dollars) a month. On the rare occasions I go to the dentist it's usually because I have insurance at work. I'm a hopeless slacker...

Optimus85 · 2022-09-02T17:06:46+00:00

Yup. I'm down to one and a half molar on the lower left side of my jaw. It sucks not having dental insurance.

Optimus85 · 2022-09-02T06:08:41+00:00

I neglected to have my molar crowned after a root canal because I reached the maximum amount the insurance company would pay. It cracked a few months later and broke in half while I was eating peanuts. I had to pay 300$ out of my pocket to get the loose half removed. There's nothing like sliding your tongue between two tooth halves. I still have a bit of feeling at the base of that tooth half and it's sensitive to hot and cold. FML

Optimus85 · 2022-09-01T07:02:43+00:00

Vodka is a powerful solvent. Or maybe you grind your teeth. ¿Porque no los dos?

Optimus85 · 2022-09-01T06:47:29+00:00

Serenity now!

Optimus85 · 2022-09-01T05:52:48+00:00

I think his girlfriend at the time was French-Canadian judging by her accent. Tabarnak!

Optimus85 · 2022-08-26T06:38:01+00:00

It's in his home state of Virginia. There are other locations around the world. I'd consider a DIY approach instead of paying for expensive classes. Have you tried listening to binaural beats?

Optimus85 · 2022-08-26T05:53:08+00:00

I don't know if he's legit or not but I found his stories about his travels kind of fascinating. Never had an OBE but I still dream that I'm doing it every now and then. It's hard focusing on one thought while trying to ignore exterior stimuli. I'm not the meditating type but it would definitely help.

Optimus85 · 2022-08-26T05:37:42+00:00

It's a very niche OS and more of a novelty than a serious Linux distro. I wouldn't install it on my computer but I found the concept amusing and frivolous.

Optimus85 · 2022-08-25T08:25:36+00:00

Delicious Soylent Green.

Optimus85 · 2022-08-25T06:40:48+00:00

More links! Hopefully this is closer to what you were looking for.

https://opensource.com/article/17/3/secure-email

https://sourceforge.net/directory/communications/email/listservers/

https://www.linuxlinks.com/mailinglistmanagers/

Optimus85 · 2022-08-25T06:24:46+00:00

No. You seem like a smart dude. I have a friend in the same predicament as you so I understand when sometimes you get carried away with verbiage.

Optimus85 · 2022-08-25T05:49:18+00:00

An underrated band with great songs.

Optimus85 · 2022-08-25T05:48:31+00:00

Robert Monroe

Optimus85 · 2022-08-24T06:41:32+00:00

https://cybernews.com/secure-email-providers/

Optimus85 · 2022-08-24T06:24:41+00:00

I'll give you 20$ for them(30$ if they're denim pants). They must remain soiled and if you could vacuum pack them to retain the freshness that'd be great. I'll pay for postage. Just don't make it weird by asking unnecessary questions... Thanks!

Optimus85 · 2022-08-23T07:07:45+00:00

I was being facetious. I never would condone such a thing. But if our cognitively-impaired poster wants to do it, I won't discourage him from doing so. I won't pay for his hospital bill though.

Optimus85 · 2022-08-23T05:09:56+00:00

Anal sex will make your sphincter looser. Be careful.

Optimus85 · 2022-08-23T05:06:54+00:00

You know what I find cathartic? Going to the ghetto at two in the morning and shouting ''nigger'' repeatedly to make sure everyone in the hood hears it. You should try it.

Optimus85 · 2022-08-20T23:40:29+00:00

LMAO

Optimus85 · 2022-08-20T09:15:43+00:00

It's a joke.

Optimus85 · 2022-08-20T07:45:56+00:00

Hell yeah! Strong IPAs FTW!

Optimus85 · 2022-08-20T07:38:14+00:00

If that's what you gathered from your time here then you are severely lacking in cognitive abilities. Or maybe this is a lame attempt at humour. Who knows? I'm not even sure you do.

Optimus85 · 2022-08-20T07:25:50+00:00

FFS, two grown-ass adults bickering like adolescents.

Optimus85 · 2022-08-20T07:04:00+00:00

The mainstream media has a way of contradicting itself over time. Just point out out those contradictions and try to appeal to his sense of logic in a non-condescending manner. I'm doing the same with my mother. She is aware that a lot of the agendas being pushed are bullshit. Godspeed.

Optimus85 · 2022-08-20T06:51:32+00:00

A very apt analogy.

Optimus85 · 2022-08-20T06:49:25+00:00

My pleasure.

Optimus85 · 2022-08-20T06:48:39+00:00

Every time I post a quote there's always someone that reveals something unsavoury about the author. Oh well...

Optimus85 · 2022-08-20T06:44:55+00:00

Doridew?

Optimus85 · 2022-08-19T08:47:19+00:00

Jack of all trades master of none, stoner, creator, testosterone-driven biological male, hetero. Greetings. - Optimobotus

Optimus85 · 2022-08-19T07:05:21+00:00

Yes he did.

Optimus85 · 2022-08-19T07:02:23+00:00

You replied to your own comment?

Optimus85 · 2022-08-18T07:18:34+00:00

It looked fine to me. More licking surface.

Optimus85 · 2022-08-17T06:34:41+00:00

Joyeux anniversaire pour de vrai mon cher rat musqué!

Optimus85 · 2022-08-17T05:45:40+00:00

Astroturf much?

Optimus85 · 2022-08-16T17:13:32+00:00

I'm smart enough to discern BS from facts. Remember when 9 out of 10 doctors recommended Marlboros in the 50s? Those were alleged ''smart'' people.

Optimus85 · 2022-08-16T16:58:42+00:00

Only an absolute retard with zero self-awareness would post this shit. Or a paid social media influencer. Go gaslight somewhere else, your smelly socks are stinking up the place.

Optimus85 · 2022-08-16T06:01:41+00:00

Anytime hon!

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