The Bare Minimum Requirement Men Need in Order to be Attractive to Modern Women, According to Science (6'0"/183 cm minimum, 187 pounds/84 kg, 7 hours of cardio a week, etc.)

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"Someone Cummed in The Rat Suit" - Still my favorite meme of all time! 🤣

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You know what annoys me? Black Americans who try to act like they're "African." (Rant)

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Why Modern Dating Sucks 8: "I'm a nasty, angry, shallow, ugly cunt nearing 40 with a horrible personality, but I'm honest, loving, and loyal! Promise!"

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Why Whores Are Bad (to explain to Zoomers)

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Nature and the World Are Self-Correcting and Self-Balancing; Give Thanks for This

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Apparently, 50 Cent had secret feud with Amy Lee of Evanescence because they won the "Best New Artist" Grammy in 2004 over him, and he's still salty about it, twenty years later. "Thanks Fiddy!" This is some funny shit! 😂

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Why Women Aren't Funny, part II: The Abridged Version

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The Chadette, 5'8" Abigail Shapiro versus the Virgin Manlet Brother, 5'5" Ben

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The Oldest Zoomers Right Now Are 26 Going On 27 and the Current Generation of Youth are now Generation Alpha (born 2012-2027.) Do You Feel Old Yet?

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DHA Omega 3 Milk is probably a scam

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"The Toronto Accent: 30% Jamaican, 30% Minnesotan, 20% Scottish, 10% South African, and 10% Chav, equals 100% white trash."

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That's it, MCU. We're breaking up with you.

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(Height) You know what's fucked up...?

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Every Single Thing I Fucking DEPISE About Modern Women, In One Bio

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This is just me soaking in the schadenfreude of The Marvels flopping.

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"Come on, people. We're ready to shoot! Where's the pizza box with the hole in it?"

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There's really only three or four big name superheroes in the world and I can prove it.

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The sarcastic wise-cracking Indian meme guy, Xavier, is really just a dude named Pakalu Papito from Minneapolis. Now you know.

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The Simpsons Fun Fact

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The Past Ten Years of Woke Hollywood in One Image (credit to Cyael)

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I fucking HATE that we live in an age with such PC, soft, snowflake, pussy-bitch manchildren, that DRAKE is now unironically seen as a "legend of Hip Hop" and not the joke rapper he always was.

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"Ya' boy is corrupt, kid. [Lloyd] Banks'll send a bitch to the store just for a piece of cheesecake, like Puff did."

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How our World Turned into Clown World: A Brief History on Woke Culture Taking Over Society

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The Weapons in Sunset Overdrive (Xbox One/Steam)

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I manage to do what Disney couldn't and find male Little People with Significant Acting Experience to play Dwarves in Snow White

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Required Extensions for Pleasant YouTube Browsing (credit to Galaxius)

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I'm surprised some based animator or cartoonist out there hasn't made a cartoon or animated movie about the life of bees and how it sucks to be a worker (female) bee, using it as an allegory for modern men in society.

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The State of Depressed Men and Society Nowadays...

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Re: "Passport sisters are truly pathetic. They fail even harder in foreign countries than at home."

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A SpamBot account urged me to take the 100 question Rice Purity Test, and for fun, I did. I consider myself pretty vanilla but got a "57: Tainted" score on it. What's your score?

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How to fix the Visual Boy Advance save error (especially for Pokemon games) (Repost)

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Adult Human Height Percentile Distribution

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The Secrets of Universal Manipulation (The Law of Attraction, Repulsion, Charity, and Destruction) (Repost)

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Why do people get Cucks and Simps confused?

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What is "Woke?" Here is the definition of modern-day Wokeness.

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Reddit Table Maker (It's not very good, but it's something, at least.)

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The best description I've ever heard to describe Redditors/the woke was: "Nazis and terrorists, at worst, just want you dead because they fear you; the woke want to destroy your life to the point you kill yourself because you said something online they disagreed with." (REPOST)

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Poor Polly... (A Repost)

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All of the "Red Pill" Advice You'll Ever Need, Condensed Down to a Few Tips and For Free (Credit: @Eisfalken)

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Cats are fine. People who *own* cats, however, are suspicious. Especially dudes.

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Female Comedy is only ever about...

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Some Examples of the Best Anti-Sue Characters from TV and Movies (written by ChatGPT)

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Quick Review of Every Saints Row Game

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The wisest comment I've ever read was, "Never give women what they want or try to make them happy. Society gave women feminism, independence, and high paying jobs and they're still miserable and blame men for it."

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Women Around The World (a crosspost)

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Rachel Zegler.

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Remember Natalya from Goldeneye 007? Well 5'9" Izabella Scorupco is still acting today, at age 53. And still looks good!

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Does anyone else think Tessa Netting is creepy?

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If you were to take the big and small worlds of "Gulliver's Travels" and compare them to our own Solar System, then in reality, us as Earthlings would be the Lilliputians. "Gulliver-sized" people would be Jupiterians. And Brobdingnagans, the giants, would be sun dwellers. We tiny AF. 😭

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Why Modern Dating Sucks 7: ''I'm not at all like modern women.'' Says a narcissistic, entitled, queer, liberal white woman. (Not a cheater or stoner at least.)

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Why Modern Dating Sucks 6: A 43 year old female that's still immature and entitled, 13 years post-wall.

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If modern-day you woke up on The Titanic, about four miles from shore, and you knew the fate of the ship, would you jump off and make a swim for it, try to change things, or accept your fate of the iceberg?

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I want to use AI to make a realistic remake of the 1993 movie, Demolition Man, set in our timeline with our history's events (including COVID.) Who would you cast in the "IRL" remake of Demolition Man?

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Happy 9/11 Day, ya'll! It's been twenty-two fucking years since that happened. I was in fucking high school on September 11th. People born that day are now legal drinking-age adults. Damn I feel fucking old...

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"Men's Journey: Make mistakes, learn from them, grow and mature. Women's Journey: Do whatever you want and live selfishly because you think consequences don't exist. When consequences happen, blame your youth, men, 'patriarchy,' and everyone else but yourself."

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Progressives Hate People Who Are Just Like Themselves and I Use That to Troll Them

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Have you ever looked at the corporate page of CEOs, presidents, and vice presidents of a Fortune 500 company? How lifeless most of them look. How they come off like aliens in human skin. How inhuman they are. No wonder people "like" Elon Musk; he's the only billionaire who isn't an alien or demon.

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(Not spam) Fix Windows 10 and 11 Start Menu, Taskbar, and Layout with this awesome extension: StartAllBack. Download, open, and enjoy.

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Me in my 20s was a perfect Gentleman to women. Then I got tired of being crapped on. Me in my 30s have the baseline assumption that all single women are spoiled, entitled, and a waste of time. At this point, I just want to be friends with people who aren't stupid.

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More Demolition Man to the real 2020s Comparisons

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If you go on any reputable dating site, you'll see there's actually lots of attractive looking women in North America between 20-40. The problem is, like 99% of them have mental health issues/are Liberal. A woman with inner beauty is virtually non-existent nowadays.

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Regarding the whole "Skinny women are sexy" versus "body positive (aka obese) women are sexy" bullshit everyone gets wrong.

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You know that ANNOYING fucking French trap song from TikTok with the slowed down music box intro before the French rapping? Well here it is; "Willy William - Ego (Slowed Down)." Go forth and torture your enemies with this shit.

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Why Modern Dating Sucks 5: Fat hideously ugly obese white lady in her thirties with mental health issues demands a tall, fit, GigaChad "Disney Adult" Alpha male with a high sex drive; whites only.

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A Mother's Day Math Problem

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This was an old post I never published to a Q&A board. It is from a few years ago now. Instead of deleting it, I'm just going to publish it here.

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The Barbie movie made people bring up the far-better doll movie from 2000, "Life-Size," starring Tyra Banks and Lindsay Lohan, and it made people realize Lindsay Lohan is still alive. However, THIS is what she looks like at fucking 37! She's not even 40 yet and literally looks like she's fucking 60!

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Just pointing out the fact that First Wave Feminists were the reason women didn't get the national right to vote in America until 1919. Feminism ruins everything, then blames men for their destruction.

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Why Modern Dating Sucks 5: Forty year old, obese, UGLY single mother who offers nothing valuable to any man, demanding 20 points of perfection from a potential partner.

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Every Intellectual Property in Pop Culture, Ruined by Wokeness in the Last Few Years

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Li Guixia of "Temu" should be the internet's next big meme. This crazy woman's got energy!

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Why Modern Dating Sucks 4: "I'm a modern Western Liberal woman; of COURSE I'm never responsible for any of my own personal life choices! If you can't handle my irresponsibility and poor life choices, it's your loss dude! Now impress me."

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Why Modern Dating Sucks 3: "I hate shallow people. By the way, no shorties."

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The John Walker Effect: Unintentionally Making Likeable and Sympathetic Antagonists in Woke Fiction

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It goes without saying, but men who would date/marry adult film stars, and OF girls, are pathetic. She doesn't respect you, but you still pretend to be in a "relationship" with her?

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Which are the superior Twin Movies?

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When I grow up, I want to be just like Steven Seagal.

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Just a reminder: Just Stop Oil is controlled opposition funded by the Climate Emergency Fund, which is funded by Aileen Getty, billionaire heir to oil tycoon J. Paul Getty whose money comes from her family.

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Essential extensions for viewing YouTube

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(Quote) Whether it be religion, karma, or fate, human beings have an uncanny ability to add justification and reason to a universe that most often has none. Most things DO NOT "happen for a reason."

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Yet Another Reason Why Women Suck and Why Dating is Shit in the Modern Age.

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Respect is earned, not given.

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Just a Reminder of Yuri Bezmenov's Stated Steps for Ideological Subversion, Which We're Seeing Happening in Real-time.

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Raccoons customarily do not wear trousers

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The RAID: Shadow Legends script. So you can see what all your favorite piece-of-shit YouTubers really think about you as a fan and how much they "respect" you.

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Repost of a great YouTube comment I just read: "The more independent and awesome your life is without a woman, the more they'll want you, and the more your life sucks, the less they'll want/respect you. So either way, you're statistically better off without a woman and you should get used to that."

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All the Good Qualities An Ideal Man Must Have For a Partner, According to The Internet

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Just a Reminder That The 2020 US Presidential Election Was Completely Rigged and That They LITERALLY Admitted To Doing It Months After It Happened.

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This screenshot from The Movie Cynic's comments section, perfectly encapsulates why I hate Progressives/Redditors/The Woke so much. "Anyone who doesn't agree with my opinions on bad movies and TV shows is an incel!"

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Did you know there's a shitload of porn on YouTube?

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"It really puts life on Earth into perspective."

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Online Dating For Men Be Like...

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She's a beautiful six-foot-tall blonde. She can super-easily get a man; it's just her entitlement for male perfection supersedes her loneliness and depression.

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"Oh yeah! Look at you! You was poppin' all that good shit a second ago! Then you got kicked in yo' chest! You eat a dick, nigga! YOU eat a dick!!!"

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"Your move, Flat-Earthers."

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"It ain't never gonna stop, a pessimist who transformed to an Optimist in his Prime, so even if I'm half-dead, I'm half-alive." - Eminem

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If you can't relate to this movie in the 2020s, you're definitely part of the problem.

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The famous Martin Niemöller quote about not standing up against tyranny and oppression really needs to be updated for modern, backwards, woke Western society.

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Your Height-to-Character Chart 2023: If you are this height, this is your role in society.

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