As a successful, intelligent black person, I hereby legally grant all blackness and black-related identity to Rachel Dolezal. You are now an official, 100%, legally-binding African-American woman. Go forth and use your N-word privileges with full impunity.

submitted by Mcheetah from self.Random_Shit

Rachel Dolezal, you are now officially the first transracial woman in America. We have a cushy executive job lined up for you at Disney and are currently sending over a police squad to plant drugs in your car and beat you.

Inspired by this post here, because they asked.

Related post: "Rachel Dolezal loses elementary school teaching job after district learns about Dolezal's OnlyFans account"

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[–]IkeConn 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Imagine white people trying to pass as nigras for money. She's not even high yellow.

[–]NastyWetSmear 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

That woman right there has an Only Fans account? Christ. Does her house not have mirrors??