I just saw Madame Web. It is SO boring! It's not even "cringeworthy bad." It's not The Rise of Skywalker incompetent. It's just a pointless boring slogfest giant waste of money. SPOILER: Evil Fake Spider-Man gets beaten by a Pepsi sign in the climax. No I'm not kidding. That's literally how he dies.

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[–]NastyWetSmear 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Just curious. Why did you go and see it? Do you not have pattern recognition?

[–]Mcheetah[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

I provided a link to the actual website I saw it on. And I watched it at 1am out of morbid curiosity. I love a good trainwreck movie like Morbius. But Madame Web wasn't even "so bad, it's good." It's just boring and pointless; pretty much not a single cringe scene in the whole thing, other than maybe the bad guy dying to a Pepsi sign "S."

[–]NastyWetSmear 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Man, I sure could go for a Pepi right now...