Hilarious karma

Tarlatan · 2021-05-19T12:21:29+00:00

"seeing other people's good lives makes me want to rip my skin off"

This. It fits perfectly with the great number of comments from TIMs over the years about wanting to hurt or kill women they find attractive because it's "so easy" for women to look like... women.

At least this TIF is doing the girly thing by turning physical aggression inward instead of fantasizing about killing people who manage their lives better.

Tarlatan · 2021-05-17T12:23:39+00:00

Putting TRA next to "realism" or "reality" makes me laugh. A lot.

Tarlatan · 2021-05-14T20:51:43+00:00

It was my first time dating as a woman that, like, weirdly included sending a lot more dick pix than I expected. :::giggle:::

Okay, TRAs - tell us about gender dysphoria driving cute trans gurls to suicide if the wrong pronoun is used.

Tarlatan · 2021-05-08T14:28:06+00:00

No. 1 goal was avoiding births out of wedlock, a terrifying idea to the middle class until the end of the 1960s.

Tarlatan · 2021-05-08T12:20:41+00:00

Since queer theory is self-contradictory and ever changing, there are no answers to any of the questions, just torturous strings of cutesy labels to squabble about. For bio-realists, the answer is chasers are into kink but may like it as a side dish for their hetero or homo main meal relationship and so what?

Tarlatan · 2021-05-07T13:45:24+00:00

Examples from life:

A TiM joined a women's political activism group I belong to and eight days later put himself up for the top leadership position and instructed us all repeatedly at length that anyone not voting for him was the worst kind of bigot and would be outed accordingly.

A coworker came out as TiM and two months later was found to have taken a hidden body cam into the gym locker room to record our changing and showering; he faced no repercussions because he said he did it to learn how to fit in better and was deeply stressed by bigotry and hatred at every turn. The following year, he was caught doing it again and this time it led to a criminal investigation that found hundreds of vids and stills taken in that locker room, another gym's locker room, restrooms, and store changing rooms. He was sent for eight weeks of counseling and is seeking to have the case sealed because it was transphobic persecution of a brave and stunning artist collecting reference photographs.

Tarlatan · 2021-05-07T13:38:24+00:00

Fuck a Whiny Narcissist Today! Or Else!

Tarlatan · 2021-05-05T16:07:09+00:00

KF's hilarious. So many peakers - like Jessica Serenity (Trustednerd) Simpson, Veronica (Sportisaright) Ivy, and Greta (Translifeline) Martela - but the Tranch is a superb, unintentional sitcom unwinding in real time.

Tarlatan · 2021-05-05T11:21:24+00:00

Sort of like they're deluded, isn't it?

Tarlatan · 2021-05-05T11:20:09+00:00

The Alliance's Kate Harris and Bev Jackson did a fantastic job of responding to criticism of the Alliance and explaining the group's pace and direction in a stream with Graham Linehan, Arty Morty, and Helen Staniland the other day. What a terrific pair of women. https://youtu.be/gz1WXaBMqWw?t=1296

Tarlatan · 2021-05-05T11:12:37+00:00

Seems like the tide may finally be turning...

Tarlatan · 2021-05-05T11:05:40+00:00

Maybe the word you're looking for is "domination."

Tarlatan · 2021-05-04T12:24:51+00:00

A man and a boy are literally different genders

Ah ha! There you are, going along being the boy gender, and at 13(?) you DO become the man gender? Bar noshitzah! Deep thinkers these people, deeeeeeeeeep thinkers.

Tarlatan · 2021-05-04T12:21:12+00:00

It's quieter here, but saner. Welcome.

Tarlatan · 2021-05-04T02:58:57+00:00

Photosynthesis exists but it does not apply to the human body. A word misapplied is meaning destroyed.

Tarlatan · 2021-05-03T20:09:58+00:00

if those people don't want to acknowledge the physical differences between males and females, why would they transition?

Yeah, it's almost like they are lying about their real motivations, isn't it? Ohnoes! I'm being a bigot again!

Tarlatan · 2021-05-02T14:14:23+00:00

Scads of people have been silenced on social media for presenting the facts Jenner's presenting, so I'm glad to see this. Very interested to see if Jenner will stand firm on this or get "educated." (Your serve, Martina.)

Tarlatan · 2021-04-30T23:35:27+00:00

Try an old movie. Maybe "Some Like It Hot"? ;)

Tarlatan · 2021-04-27T11:56:20+00:00

Thanks so much!

Tarlatan · 2021-04-27T06:39:59+00:00

May I have one, please?

Tarlatan · 2021-04-27T06:37:47+00:00

Only now do I realize how courageous Peachy Yogurt actually is. Her channel if the sobriquet is new to you: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvEBxEqM43Y-IU3nUW4ymQQ

Tarlatan · 2021-04-27T06:33:45+00:00

Yes, and no cheers for women born as women who are lesbians. All the cheers are for transbians.

When's Sheep Week when all the cheers are for trans sheep born as wolves?

Tarlatan · 2021-04-27T06:29:30+00:00

I have a cake hole. I am trans desserted.

Tarlatan · 2021-04-20T01:37:43+00:00

Cancel culture is driven by people who think they are "sex possy." There will be no kink shaming in their presence! Women and children and animals used in porn LOVE what they are doing and end up just fine. You are unwoke to say otherwise! You may, in fact, need to be canceled.

Tarlatan · 2021-04-19T22:39:00+00:00

LOL, yes. Men have always bragged about their imaginary sexual conquests.

Tarlatan · 2021-04-19T03:22:14+00:00

It's still about domination. Vampire like, the men want to consume what's within the woman. They are, after all, entitled to it.

One goal is to be validated as a woman themselves. If a woman who wants only women wants them, then they are women. That's why they make the most noise about "gold star" lesbians, women who have never had sex with any man.

Tarlatan · 2021-04-19T02:20:12+00:00

It's pretty much for the same reason rapists want to have sex with women who don't want to have sex with them.

Tarlatan · 2021-04-18T17:39:11+00:00

LOL, yeah. The Church of the Righteous Ma'am. They shout in tongues in Game Stop stores, baptize themselves in Summers Eve, and pray for stigmata between their legs, the mark of the Holy Pussy. Give alms to my PayPal, heretic, or St. Kewtgurl shall strike you dead with her fiery baseball bat.

Tarlatan · 2021-04-18T17:26:27+00:00

Because the Scottish police deeply believe that half the population they serve deserve to live in fear of what predators will be given governmental permission to do to them, yes.

Tarlatan · 2021-04-17T22:39:13+00:00

LOL

Everything about all other species applies to the human species except when it doesn't because it better except when it better not!

There are species with 177 legs, so don't let me catch you wearing only two shoes when you walk past those "No Shirt No Shoes No Service" signs, 'kay?

Tarlatan · 2021-04-17T20:35:18+00:00

Science! Like it or not, science!

Tarlatan · 2021-04-17T20:34:04+00:00

Thanks

Tarlatan · 2021-04-17T20:27:23+00:00

Biological sex is baked in from the moment of conception. Gender is a cultural concept that changes across geography and time. Who wears what is a cultural concept and Anthony Bourdain did not become a girl no matter how many ladytools he touched in the kitchen.

I mean, right now, we get told that (1) there have been trans kids throughout history and (2) babies reach for a pink blankie or a blue blankie because they know their true gender before they can understand language.

Yet until World War I, Europeans and Americans viewed pink as the color most suitable for boy babies because it was a diminutive form of the male power color: red.

It was only after that not-so-great Great War that marketers began teaching consumers that blue was for boys and pink was for girls.

So what happened to the trans kids of the late 1920s and 1930s? There was some magical day when male infants stopped reaching for pink and started reaching for blue because... the brains they were born with... changed in the womb... due to Reasons?????

Tarlatan · 2021-04-17T20:06:41+00:00

But I'm willing to play one on tv, y'know?

Tarlatan · 2021-04-17T12:53:04+00:00

Is it reasonable to assume all men are porn addicts who view all of life through that sickly distorted prism?

Tarlatan · 2021-04-17T12:44:58+00:00

Agreed. I'm even houseplant free now. Goal was to be able to travel whenever work allowed without having to talk someone into devoting their time to tending my plants/animals. COVID of course had other ideas about travel, but I'm enjoying being the only visible lifeform in my habitat.

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