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u/clownowski likes them very much

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🤢

Its easy`r to Hate or Dislike then to Love and Care by [deleted] in Toiletthoughts

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Not easy.

Are showerthoughts different then toiletthoughts? by [deleted] in Toiletthoughts

[–]Tom_Bombadil 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Toilet thoughts work for me.

I remember standing at a urinal while having a quasi-flashback as the wall tiles in front of me slowly breathed. This still happens if I zone out n front of repeated patterns.

As this was happening the concept of derivation clicked on my head, and I though "oh shit, that's what they are describing".

The technical descriptions were crap, and it was a "weed out" class.

IMO the descriptions used in mathematics are generally only useful if you already understand the concept.

The education process would be greatly improved if those who teach could expand their minds, and get out if their own heads.

Bonus points if they teach while releiving themselves.

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[–]sodasplash 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

It’s been forever since I had a good crepe. I used to be a waffle guy.

Are showerthoughts different then toiletthoughts? by [deleted] in Toiletthoughts

[–]Tom_Bombadil 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I prefer crepes.

Are showerthoughts different then toiletthoughts? by [deleted] in Toiletthoughts

[–]sodasplash 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

No silly, a spatula. You want some pancakes?

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[–]Tom_Bombadil 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

You use your hands?

Are showerthoughts different then toiletthoughts? by [deleted] in Toiletthoughts

[–]sodasplash 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

I don’t touch that shit with my pretty little feet.

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[–]Light_Aura 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

also r/mildlyinteresting is shit , as well as other big subreddits

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[–]magnora7 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Yeah, that's why r/C_S_T exists. But here on saidit we can start again with /s/showerthoughts

Are showerthoughts different then toiletthoughts? by [deleted] in Toiletthoughts

[–]Light_Aura 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Reddit r/showerthoughts is awful

Without Sports there would be LOTS more Wars by [deleted] in Toiletthoughts

[–]solder0 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Agreed. I am pro sports.

Reincarnation system? by [deleted] in Toiletthoughts

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I'm too old to die young, too :p

Are showerthoughts different then toiletthoughts? by [deleted] in Toiletthoughts

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ehhh o wait i just translate the whole and ehh NO THANKS, i just stick to chicks

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yep, im 50 years btw and you?

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I learned it mostly due to lyrics and a dictonary that I read out of boredom. "Zettelkittel" would be translated best with "a frock made of little note papers", I guess. It's not a thing, I just decided for that word combination because it feels good in the mouth spoken out (at least for my german tongue). I'm also still pretty stucked with the old Black Metal, sometimes I wonder how fast the time has passed by. The original creators of that genre are all in their 40s/50s (or Dead) now and even for myself the 90s seem to lay back in the far past.

...in a Giant Fishtank by [deleted] in Toiletthoughts

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WWTTTTTTTTTTFFFFF🤪👻😲 i NEVER saw that man,thats insane, its almost exactly like i had in my head, exept for the fishtank/bowl is missing

...in a Giant Fishtank by [deleted] in Toiletthoughts

[–]Mnemonic 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

MAN! Do I have a movie for you! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKnpPCQyUec

Reincarnation system? by [deleted] in Toiletthoughts

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lol that are called Sperziebonen in Dutch, maybe your grandpa called some1 a "rare sperzieboon"? =crazy snapbean. but thats bot e real bad curse word. ps they called sbap beans(i think) because when you break them in half they make a snapy sound and you know that they are fresh...psps these periode i eat them ones/sometimes twices a week because its their time, i eat bilological vegetables so also only food that availeble for the time/periode of the season

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lol drunk grandpa, so you learn English yourself aswell, coming from Germany seems more difficult imo because i think i learn it from watching TV(all our English speaking TV stuf is subtitled with dutch subs) and in German that isnt so right-its al synchronized with Germand languaga/sound right?so thats no help to learn english.Black Metal,yeh your prob right, i dont follow new bands for over 15-20 yeqars, so i speak about Burzum,Nargaroth e.a. Scandanavien bands, but because it had his own special sound-imo-i was suprized ti head that German Metal band dont sund differnet then that, if you told me it was Norwegian Black Metal from the 90`s i would believe yeh. i think real good music comes from the heart/has real emotion/pain/joy whatever and had NO rules. ps what does Zettel Kittel means-or is it just a name-gooletranslate did not helpt me out

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I do believe they are called "snap beans" in English. I wrote "green beans", because I thought that would make it easier to find them in between the great selection of beans in the world :P

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Helaas kan ik Nederlands beter verstaan ​​dan spreken. One of my two grandpas was a dutchman - the other was one of the Sudeten Germans who were expelled from their homeland after World War II, who sure had to deal with bad mental illness because of that, I don't know much about him, only saw him a few times as a child, never talked to him, he never talked to me (or much to anyone). My other grandpa, that was a dutchman, were always kind and funny to me and my brother back then when we were still kids. He used to talk and curse (a lot) in dutch. That was the first foreign language that I heard someone actually talking in real life, I remember how fascinated I was, asking him constantly then what does these and that mean in dutch. I even remember how my brother told me that he did not believe that our grandpa is really speaking a foreign language, because our grandpa was a drinker and so my brother thought granpa is just making fun on us talking drunken german, claiming it would be a foreign language. :D Oh I see, I'm drowning in old memories now. Well, my English sure is pretty fucked up, too. I teached it myself somehow with being confronted with it all the time, cause it's the "world language", lol.

When it comes to Black Metal, I would say that "True Norwegian Black Metal" became kind of a "label" over the time. The market gets flooded with bands now that all just kinda try to imitate something that they actually don't feel. Black Metal is meant to be evil, it's not fucking flower power. With that hippy attitude, one cannot create an atmosphere of chaos, death, darkness, pain and solitude - it doesn't help to play that music with perfect technique if there isn't the true wicked mind within. I must say that I'm really a fan of authentic music, any kind of music - as long as it contains a real deep or a real strong feeling and isn't just a show, I'll buy it, probably. Real deep and strong feelings in music are mostly found in extreme music genres, but also in some classics, a lot of the stuff from Bach for a great example. Or the 2. movement from the 7. symphony of Beethoven, which without any doubt is one of the most powerfull pieces ever written in all music history.

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ps can you show/send me a link/picture of green beens, when i google it in Dutch ,i only get Sperzibonen.Snijbonen , i founf this link with lots of dif beans, but not 1 is called green beens https://www.gezondheidsnet.nl/groente-en-fruit/bijzondere-bonen

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COOL i wil look up into that ehh dus ik kan ook Hollands met je chatten?maakt me ni zo ehh dosnt matter to me that much but im not really good at English , i never had english on school-Binnenvaart internaat,ik zou goed duits moeten kunnen,want dat is de enige taal die we daar leerden,(oeps ga automatisch over in Ned.)but i got kickout of the Duitse les alsmost every time,the teacher diddent like me.So you live in Germany?and also lived in Nederland? or do you have mixed parents?ps i like your music taste aswell, i came across Luxor through you posts, and i NEVER heard of that band, diddent even know they had this great Blackmetal bands,they are just as good ass Norway Black Metal e.g. PS when you heat the green beens and corn does it matter how? in water or steaming or baking?

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Maybe you have a low blood protein level. You can prevent and counter this by heating corn and green beans together and then eating them (to heat them together does the trick). This effect was also known to the Native Americans, they cultivated corn and green beans for this reason. Overigens ben ik ook half Nederlands :D

Are showerthoughts different then toiletthoughts? by [deleted] in Toiletthoughts

[–]JasonCarswell 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

I don't try to smell it. It just wafts around of it's own free will. I am a free will opportuneshit.

Zen nothingness is not equal to Zen emptiness.

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i dont smelll my own shit on toilet-do you? wtf are you eating, maybe you like a vegan dieet🙄🙃, but i like the peace on a toilet its quit, no tv or other elektrical interference just feel/listen to year breath and smell the odor of poo,,,noo jk, i realy dont smel my own shit, i thought that nobody smells his own shit....ps i do shit with the toilet door open, so maybe that makes a big turd/difference+ i do have to shit 3 times in 1 hour after i woke up so, i might aswell enjoy it a bit, mostly i do exercizes aswell, rotating my neck or wrists/body, just to be a bit busy, poo is very strange, if i leave to quick from the toilet thinking i'm done, i have to go again prob after 5 minutes, i think its because we shit the wrong way, we have been shitting for 100.000 of years standing/squatting and now for 100 years we sit down and it is proven that its not good because it blocks your rectum or something, i do have a home improvement SquattyPotty which help a bit, but its still not the same as standing/squatting while taking a dump-ps you diddent expected this much crap about taking a dump right?, but i once had to go at the leg/forrest, so i had to squat while pooing and it was the BEST poo i ever had, i felt SO facking releaved, i felt totally EMPTY

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yeh thats a good metaphor for it, i diddent think about that

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NOnonono-ps great to hear your vegan- but I ONLY started to eat/add eggs and Sardines (ones a week) because i felt the need to/my body needed it, i was without energie+felt hungry a lot and sinds i started eating eggs and Sardines i have no craving hunger any more and i feel a little bit more energie, so i'm basicly between Vegetarien and Vegan...like Vegatist (its some thing i came up with, its mix of Dutch words Veganist and Vegetatier)

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[–]Tom_Bombadil 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Yeah, those enema kits have plenty of attachments.

Enema designers are a creative bunch.

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[–]Tom_Bombadil 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

You dirty dog.
They'll never catch you.

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How can you be vegan for 20 years and then just stop it? I am living vegan now for almost 20 years, I can't even imagine to eat meat or other animal stuff. It would probably just kill me, since my digestive system is used to the digestion of pure vegetable food only. I would puke and shit myself to death if I tried to eat meat or milk or something that came out of a birds butt.

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[–]JasonCarswell 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

I didn't say anything about spanking.

I thought "critical shower" was code for gassing Jews in the shower.

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[–]JasonCarswell 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Depends on the crap.

Violent diahrea is not Zen to me.

Ass ripping boulder births are not Zen to me.

Average bowel emptying movements are not Zen to me.

I guess it doesn't depend on the crap. None of them are Zen to me.

Worst is the smell that is anything but Zen to me.

Dead birds EVERYWHERE by [deleted] in Toiletthoughts

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It was angry that it died. It was an angry bird.

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wtf criticalshowerthoughts😄, when you spank your monkey thinking about ehh extreme stuf like killing yourself?

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Every good enema kit comes with a shower nozzle replacement you can flush out your ass with so you can have good clean anal porn fun - especially on lots of cocaine that makes you want to do dirty things.

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lol, ah old school right, for me its like also a moment of Zen

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[–]JasonCarswell 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

There's also /s/CriticalThoughts and /s/C_S_T

Initially I thought Critical Shower Thoughts was a clever way to discuss Holocaust skepticism.

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I dated a naturapathic doctor. She said a prayer of gratitude before every meal and during every crap. It only lasted a couple years.

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I read on the crapper. I have a dozen books there for any number of moods I may be in.

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I have no shower thoughts because I don't take showers. Or baths.

And I don't use the toilet.

I'm wild man who poops in the woods but I also love my wet wipes.

By woods I mean the public park. I think they're catching on that it's not just a big dog. I'm running out of options.

Dead birds EVERYWHERE by [deleted] in Toiletthoughts

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ehh oke, thats strange i only see very occasionally 1 thats hit/killed by a car

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yeah I'm pretty sure it was natural. Birds almost never get hit by cars

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oke, but i'm talking about natural dead birds, so not 1 hit by a car, did you examine the bird?

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[–]Tom_Bombadil 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Yo! Those birds are playing possum.

Don't sweat the little stuff.

Dead birds EVERYWHERE by [deleted] in Toiletthoughts

[–]magnora7 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

I saw one lying dead by the curb today, it's common

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[–]Tom_Bombadil 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

occasionally spanking my monkey and you can gues my thoughts when doing so.

But mostly when i taking a shit it takes a while and my mind starts to drift/wandering about the most crazy stuf,

You might consider changing up your habits. This can lead to creative breakthroughs.

Avoid tearing down in the shower. Clear your mind.

Offset this urge, by tearing down while you drop a deuce.

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wel i did wright lower creature with "",because i dont believe in that, for me all living creatures are worth the same, i will only kill musquitos because they will bite me, i have spiders and flies in my house and even the flies i leef in peace asslong if they dont anoiy me-like keep flying on my food while i'm eating-SEND ME TO HELL(i was Vegan for 20 years, not without any reason), so maybe i'm on the good path, maybe i should become more nice to all people....nehhh

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yeh i thought the had here, i prob overlooked it....and ehhh i'm NOT a classy guy i think(if you diddent know yet)🤒

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i pee in shower so either way

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[–]Zombi 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Toilet thoughts are less epiphanies and more musings IMO. I think a shower thought is more of a "mind-blown" type of deal whereas a toilet thought would be some interesting idea you might have.

Example:

Archimedes discovering displacement of water after taking a bath would be a shower thought.

That famous Albert Einstein quote about how insanity is doing the same thing over and over expecting different results would be a toilet thought.

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[–]Tom_Bombadil 2 insightful - 6 fun2 insightful - 5 fun3 insightful - 6 fun -  (0 children)

Waffle stomp, huh?

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You'll get the fuck reincarnated until you finally give up on that stupid idea that there would be anything like "lower creatures". You will be forced to live the life of each of them til you learn, because in the end, it only matters how you treated other beings, since everything is connected. Good look on your journey, good luck as well.

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[–]magnora7 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

We actually have a /s/showerthoughts and you won't get banned there.

I think it's the same concept, just maybe a classier way to say it... :P

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I shit in the shower so, no.

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Yeah look into 'karma', that's the 'accounting system' for this kind of 'do good and good things happen to/for you vs do bad and bad things will come for you' type thing. Pretty sure Hinduism attributes this stuff to some agency (a god or gods) whereas in Buddhism it's seen more like just a law of nature- cause and effect / action reaction type of deal.

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ehh, how did you know that?

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occasionally spanking my monkey and you can guess my thoughts when doing so

You're thunking of big burly builders holding you down and giving you the prostate treatment. Right, Snowball?