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Briliant thoughts that arise during a big dump on the toilet
Are showerthoughts different then toiletthoughts?
submitted 4 years ago by [deleted] from self.Toiletthoughts
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[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun - 4 years ago (1 child)
i dont smelll my own shit on toilet-do you? wtf are you eating, maybe you like a vegan dieet🙄🙃, but i like the peace on a toilet its quit, no tv or other elektrical interference just feel/listen to year breath and smell the odor of poo,,,noo jk, i realy dont smel my own shit, i thought that nobody smells his own shit....ps i do shit with the toilet door open, so maybe that makes a big turd/difference+ i do have to shit 3 times in 1 hour after i woke up so, i might aswell enjoy it a bit, mostly i do exercizes aswell, rotating my neck or wrists/body, just to be a bit busy, poo is very strange, if i leave to quick from the toilet thinking i'm done, i have to go again prob after 5 minutes, i think its because we shit the wrong way, we have been shitting for 100.000 of years standing/squatting and now for 100 years we sit down and it is proven that its not good because it blocks your rectum or something, i do have a home improvement SquattyPotty which help a bit, but its still not the same as standing/squatting while taking a dump-ps you diddent expected this much crap about taking a dump right?, but i once had to go at the leg/forrest, so i had to squat while pooing and it was the BEST poo i ever had, i felt SO facking releaved, i felt totally EMPTY
[–]JasonCarswell 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun - 4 years ago (0 children)
I don't try to smell it. It just wafts around of it's own free will. I am a free will opportuneshit.
Zen nothingness is not equal to Zen emptiness.
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