Are showerthoughts different then toiletthoughts?

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[–]Tom_Bombadil 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

occasionally spanking my monkey and you can gues my thoughts when doing so.

But mostly when i taking a shit it takes a while and my mind starts to drift/wandering about the most crazy stuf,

You might consider changing up your habits. This can lead to creative breakthroughs.

Avoid tearing down in the shower. Clear your mind.

Offset this urge, by tearing down while you drop a deuce.

[–]JasonCarswell 2 insightful - 5 fun2 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 5 fun -  (1 child)

I have no shower thoughts because I don't take showers. Or baths.

And I don't use the toilet.

I'm wild man who poops in the woods but I also love my wet wipes.

By woods I mean the public park. I think they're catching on that it's not just a big dog. I'm running out of options.

[–]Tom_Bombadil 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

You dirty dog.
They'll never catch you.