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Briliant thoughts that arise during a big dump on the toilet
Are showerthoughts different then toiletthoughts?
submitted 4 years ago by [deleted] from self.Toiletthoughts
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[–]JasonCarswell 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun - 4 years ago (4 children)
I read on the crapper. I have a dozen books there for any number of moods I may be in.
[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun - 4 years ago (3 children)
lol, ah old school right, for me its like also a moment of Zen
[–]JasonCarswell 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun - 4 years ago (2 children)
Depends on the crap.
Violent diahrea is not Zen to me.
Ass ripping boulder births are not Zen to me.
Average bowel emptying movements are not Zen to me.
I guess it doesn't depend on the crap. None of them are Zen to me.
Worst is the smell that is anything but Zen to me.
[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun - 4 years ago (1 child)
i dont smelll my own shit on toilet-do you? wtf are you eating, maybe you like a vegan dieet🙄🙃, but i like the peace on a toilet its quit, no tv or other elektrical interference just feel/listen to year breath and smell the odor of poo,,,noo jk, i realy dont smel my own shit, i thought that nobody smells his own shit....ps i do shit with the toilet door open, so maybe that makes a big turd/difference+ i do have to shit 3 times in 1 hour after i woke up so, i might aswell enjoy it a bit, mostly i do exercizes aswell, rotating my neck or wrists/body, just to be a bit busy, poo is very strange, if i leave to quick from the toilet thinking i'm done, i have to go again prob after 5 minutes, i think its because we shit the wrong way, we have been shitting for 100.000 of years standing/squatting and now for 100 years we sit down and it is proven that its not good because it blocks your rectum or something, i do have a home improvement SquattyPotty which help a bit, but its still not the same as standing/squatting while taking a dump-ps you diddent expected this much crap about taking a dump right?, but i once had to go at the leg/forrest, so i had to squat while pooing and it was the BEST poo i ever had, i felt SO facking releaved, i felt totally EMPTY
[–]JasonCarswell 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun - 4 years ago (0 children)
I don't try to smell it. It just wafts around of it's own free will. I am a free will opportuneshit.
Zen nothingness is not equal to Zen emptiness.
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