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[–]JasonCarswell 2 insightful - 5 fun2 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 5 fun -  (1 child)

I have no shower thoughts because I don't take showers. Or baths.

And I don't use the toilet.

I'm wild man who poops in the woods but I also love my wet wipes.

By woods I mean the public park. I think they're catching on that it's not just a big dog. I'm running out of options.

[–]Tom_Bombadil 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

You dirty dog.
They'll never catch you.