ColonizationLesbians these days uwu

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[–]Smolders1Cock is god's greatest gift. 67 insightful - 8 fun67 insightful - 7 fun68 insightful - 8 fun -  (0 children)

Instantly clockable male, a straight one as well! Y'know, just fucking lesbians over again.

"The lesbian I've always wanted to be."

Yeah, definitely not fetishistic or creepy. Fuck's sake.

EDIT: Words.

[–]BigMommyMilkersYes, they're real 43 insightful - 26 fun43 insightful - 25 fun44 insightful - 26 fun -  (2 children)

Do you think being horrendously unattractive is a requirement for being a "trans lesbian"?

[–]3MistersAndAMissy 8 insightful - 2 fun8 insightful - 1 fun9 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Only if it is accompanied by a massive sense of entitlement and victimhood.

[–]bastetkat 44 insightful - 19 fun44 insightful - 18 fun45 insightful - 19 fun -  (0 children)

He looks like one of those greasy weebs who try to slice water bottles with katanas.

[–]reluctant_commenter 47 insightful - 6 fun47 insightful - 5 fun48 insightful - 6 fun -  (9 children)

Anyone else weirded out by the "step on me" and "slice me in half" comments?

Those have always made me uncomfortable, even when I used to be more in the TRA camp.

[–]No_ 51 insightful - 6 fun51 insightful - 5 fun52 insightful - 6 fun -  (1 child)

It’s so... male

[–]NiceDickBro 26 insightful - 4 fun26 insightful - 3 fun27 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Yeah that sums it up so perfectly, the entire thread is just blokes role playing.

[–]yousaythosethingsFind and Replace "gatekeeping" with "having boundaries" 38 insightful - 3 fun38 insightful - 2 fun39 insightful - 3 fun -  (6 children)

Yeaaaaa. 😳 I don’t know any woman who talks like that. And they always comment that in response to innocuous photos of women with masculine or tomboy vibes. It’s because they’re fetishistic men who associate being female and/or feminine with being submissive and masochistic, so in their minds, this is the best way they can communicate they’re real women (or “cute girls” 🤮). They also believe in masculine vs feminine roles in a relationship so they’re trying to act out the feminine role whereas the sword lesbian is acting out the masculine role in their (and probably his) minds.

[–]blackrainbow 39 insightful - 3 fun39 insightful - 2 fun40 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

I suspect that the top/bottom dichotomy was introduced by them in lesbian communities. I HATE that. We're not like gay boys! 95% of lesbians I know are versatile!

[–]yousaythosethingsFind and Replace "gatekeeping" with "having boundaries" 25 insightful - 3 fun25 insightful - 2 fun26 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Yep they’re the biggest perpetuators of it. You see it all over YouTube comments now with anime avatars. I don’t hear Millennials my age talk like this IRL. It’s all over the genderfucked r/LBL subreddit though.

They also keep changing what top and bottom mean. Even they can’t decide.

[–]Shadow_Lurker 20 insightful - 3 fun20 insightful - 2 fun21 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

I suspect that the top/bottom dichotomy was introduced by them in lesbian communities. I HATE that.

It's almost like they learned all of this shit in media and MtF internet communities. Who would have thought?

[–]reluctant_commenter 24 insightful - 2 fun24 insightful - 1 fun25 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

They also believe in masculine vs feminine roles in a relationship so they’re trying to act out the feminine role whereas the sword lesbian is acting out the masculine role in their (and probably his) minds.

Oh, wow, I definitely missed that part. Now those comments make sense-- in an extremely creepy way.

[–]yousaythosethingsFind and Replace "gatekeeping" with "having boundaries" 17 insightful - 2 fun17 insightful - 1 fun18 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

They really are the worst.

[–]Shadow_Lurker 20 insightful - 5 fun20 insightful - 4 fun21 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

They also believe in masculine vs feminine roles in a relationship so they’re trying to act out the feminine role whereas the sword lesbian is acting out the masculine role in their (and probably his) minds.

Fujos also do this alot, it's incredible.

It's almost like they are straight people larping.

[–]GoValidateYourselfuseful lesbian 41 insightful - 7 fun41 insightful - 6 fun42 insightful - 7 fun -  (6 children)

10 years ago this guy would've just been called emo, or hipster.

[–][deleted] 14 insightful - 4 fun14 insightful - 3 fun15 insightful - 4 fun -  (5 children)

Emo is a music genre Emotive Hardcore, so he'd just be a hipster lol.

[–]GoValidateYourselfuseful lesbian 19 insightful - 5 fun19 insightful - 4 fun20 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

LOL I know. Trans and "nonbinary" fashion is literally just hipster fashion, with extra smugness sprinkled on top.

[–]emptiedriver 14 insightful - 1 fun14 insightful - 0 fun15 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

people hanging around the music often got called by the names of the music genres - it was punk, goth, then emo, to describe the more artistic/ costumey fashions...

These days, you don't need the music first to create a community bc you can meet online. Back then meeting at concerts, clubs or record stores was the hub of social life, so the only place to show off your fashions was going out to a show.

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

That's true, but I don't think anyone can be a music genre imo lol. Even people that like Goth rock and Emotive Hardcore say it's about the music.

[–]emptiedriver 5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Right, and nowadays people say it's about their gender identity. The point is, people find ways to express various desires to be different, and it can shift with cultural trends. If you look at the big picture, somehow there are less people with a fundamental need to focus on music and more people with a serious gender crisis 20 years later, but otherwise they're behaving just the same.

Maybe they just think it's about the music - or the gender.

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

You're correct: for them it's about the gender (now days)

[–][deleted] 35 insightful - 19 fun35 insightful - 18 fun36 insightful - 19 fun -  (1 child)

I love the commenter telling him he looks like kylo ren.

[–]yousaythosethingsFind and Replace "gatekeeping" with "having boundaries" 25 insightful - 12 fun25 insightful - 11 fun26 insightful - 12 fun -  (0 children)

My first thought: “what’s so weird about that. He does.” Oh right it’s taboo to point out he’s a dude who looks like a dude. 😂

[–]LasagnaRossa 35 insightful - 11 fun35 insightful - 10 fun36 insightful - 11 fun -  (1 child)

And over 400 upvotes

I bet that if this dude posted on gonewild the straight males would be (f)urious

[–]Eurowoman24 19 insightful - 7 fun19 insightful - 6 fun20 insightful - 7 fun -  (0 children)

i wish he would

[–]ChodeSandwichtender and moist 34 insightful - 4 fun34 insightful - 3 fun35 insightful - 4 fun -  (4 children)

So, basically, a teenage boy with niche interests got bullied so hard that he has to use a trans identity as a shield and a crutch. He can't get picked on by boys (to his face) because he's a "girl" now, and he can't be picked on by girls (to his face) because he's a fragile trans butterfly. This is terrible and I hope he finds a more supportive environment to grow in.

[–]denverkrisMy pronouns are Vodka?/Yes!/please 24 insightful - 9 fun24 insightful - 8 fun25 insightful - 9 fun -  (3 children)

"This is terrible and I hope he finds a more supportive environment to grow in."

I don't think there could possibly be a more supportive (of delusions) environment than Actual(lyNot)Lesians.

[–]ChodeSandwichtender and moist 20 insightful - 2 fun20 insightful - 1 fun21 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

That's why he needs to get off the internet.

[–]ChunkeeguyTeam T*RF Fuck Yeah[S] 13 insightful - 5 fun13 insightful - 4 fun14 insightful - 5 fun -  (1 child)

Oh there's always /r/transmaxxing

[–]denverkrisMy pronouns are Vodka?/Yes!/please 24 insightful - 3 fun24 insightful - 2 fun25 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

I find it ironic that there can be trans only spaces but no women/lesbian/female spaces. Seems not at all suspect.

[–]PeakingPeachEaterfemale♀ | detrans🦎 | eater of peaches 🍑 27 insightful - 16 fun27 insightful - 15 fun28 insightful - 16 fun -  (1 child)

These comments though LOL:

a_Diamond_hoe | 5h You kinda look like Kylo Ren

Kubanochoerus | 5h Honestly I’m getting more Rey vibes.

The second guy tho "Uhm, actually, you mean Rey vibes, not Kylo Ren because he's a MALE so let's name off random female characters that looks NOTHING like OP for validation please & thank you."

[–]yousaythosethingsFind and Replace "gatekeeping" with "having boundaries" 5 insightful - 5 fun5 insightful - 4 fun6 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

This made me guffaw in ways that I didn't even know I could.

[–]fuck_reddit 29 insightful - 6 fun29 insightful - 5 fun30 insightful - 6 fun -  (2 children)

He literally just looks like a 15th century Spanish nobleman with a Japanese sword instead of a European sword. What makes him female in any way?

[–]reluctant_commenter 21 insightful - 3 fun21 insightful - 2 fun22 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

Exactly! What's wrong with being male and looking like this?

[–]lovelyspearmintLesbeing a lesbian 13 insightful - 8 fun13 insightful - 7 fun14 insightful - 8 fun -  (0 children)

Because a male with a sword is a threat, a 'woman' with a sword is hot, I guess???

(ngl female swordfighters are pretty hot, provided they don't have a second sword dangling between their legs :/)

[–]NeedMoreCoffee~=[,,_,,]=^_^= 28 insightful - 8 fun28 insightful - 7 fun29 insightful - 8 fun -  (1 child)

He looks very young. 10 years from now he is hopefully going to cringe at that time he thought he was a lesbian

[–]Rosefield 12 insightful - 3 fun12 insightful - 2 fun13 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

I doubt that

[–]GConly 24 insightful - 6 fun24 insightful - 5 fun25 insightful - 6 fun -  (0 children)

Looks like a major case of Asperger's plus transvestism to me.

[–]Three_oneFourWanted for thought crimes in countless ideologies 24 insightful - 3 fun24 insightful - 2 fun25 insightful - 3 fun -  (11 children)

Uh, is a "sword lesbian" a thing? We don't have "gun gays" or anything like that, just boys that whine about being unattractive

[–]reluctant_commenter 23 insightful - 3 fun23 insightful - 2 fun24 insightful - 3 fun -  (3 children)

According to the "queer community" on Tumblr... and I've actually heard young "queer people" talk about it IRL in college, believe it or not. "Sword lesbian" is a thing in the same way that "bisexuals and lemon bars, uwu" is a thing. That is, a bunch of kids making up a trope and calling it a "gay thing" in order to have something to bond over. Like Buzzfeed quizzes: "Are you a sword lesbian, or a shield lesbian?"

If you're looking for a kernal of logic, it is possible that meme came from the fact that villains in stories are sometimes gender-nonconforming and seem like they might be LGB.

[–]yousaythosethingsFind and Replace "gatekeeping" with "having boundaries" 17 insightful - 6 fun17 insightful - 5 fun18 insightful - 6 fun -  (2 children)

And this is where I check the age cut off for gen Z so that I set the floor of my dating pool accordingly. You have it rough dude. The genderists I know are at least actually gay and not hooking up with trans people. It’s more like they’ve been alive long enough so that they’ve been slurred, closeted, outted, and shamed and so their hearts are very open. We grew up at a time where we had to discover ourselves in darkness alone during our formative years. Gen Z brings the darkness. Wait sounds like I’m talking about White Walkers now. . . .

[–]reluctant_commenter 18 insightful - 1 fun18 insightful - 0 fun19 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

You have it rough dude. The genderists I know are at least actually gay and not hooking up with trans people.

I appreciate the recognition, lol. Yeahhh, every time I meet a "queer" identified person, I just don't know. Sometines it does actually mean they are gay/bisexual? But often not?

We grew up at a time where we had to discover ourselves in darkness alone during our formative years.

Very funny you say that, because I feel like that is what I am going through right now. Well, with the support of one or two IRL friends and this community, I guess. :) But it is almost like I am doubly in the closet, once for traditional homophobia and once for woke homophobia. Or at least that's how it feels like. I don't want to sound melodramatic, but I do feel alone and isolated in this (double) regard.

Wait sounds like I’m talking about White Walkers now. . . .

Hahaha, well, maybe you're not wrong, I mean there does seem to be a lot of white people trying to claim oppression through a trans identification...

[–]SkinnyVanilla 17 insightful - 2 fun17 insightful - 1 fun18 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

It's only a thing on AL.

[–]Three_oneFourWanted for thought crimes in countless ideologies 25 insightful - 14 fun25 insightful - 13 fun26 insightful - 14 fun -  (2 children)

Oh boy. I can only imagine an army of incels with replica swords charging against a supposed terf's house over a tweet

[–]reluctant_commenter 11 insightful - 6 fun11 insightful - 5 fun12 insightful - 6 fun -  (0 children)

Omg. Thanks for the laugh. I never thought we would get to the point where the mall ninja community overwhelmed the LGB one, but here we are.

[–]BigMommyMilkersYes, they're real 8 insightful - 4 fun8 insightful - 3 fun9 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

LOL

[–]purrvana 12 insightful - 6 fun12 insightful - 5 fun13 insightful - 6 fun -  (2 children)

Honestly, I thought "sword lesbian" was a euphemism for "lesbian with a penis". I wouldn't put it past them tbh.

[–]3MistersAndAMissy 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I was scrolling doen looking for this.

[–]Three_oneFourWanted for thought crimes in countless ideologies 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Oooooooohhhh that would make sense, I don't know why I didn't see that connection

[–]Tikiri 20 insightful - 11 fun20 insightful - 10 fun21 insightful - 11 fun -  (0 children)

WTFFFFF is up with that Prince Valiant hairdo!!?😳

[–]GreykittymommaMagical lady 💜 21 insightful - 5 fun21 insightful - 4 fun22 insightful - 5 fun -  (1 child)

I got banned and muted from actual lesbians this week hehe. I suppose as a bi girl I shouldn't be there talking shit either but at least I'm not waving my dick around. I got very mean after the ban. Call me a terf? Yeah I will try to make you cry. These fucking dudes arrrggg

[–][deleted] 11 insightful - 1 fun11 insightful - 0 fun12 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

nice. love to see more women peak and realizing that all this is bullshit 😏

[–][deleted] 20 insightful - 6 fun20 insightful - 5 fun21 insightful - 6 fun -  (1 child)

Is he even trying?

[–]Rosefield 16 insightful - 5 fun16 insightful - 4 fun17 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

Transbians are lazy

[–][deleted] 20 insightful - 5 fun20 insightful - 4 fun21 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

Sir/Ma'am, that's a man here.

[–]reluctant_commenter 18 insightful - 9 fun18 insightful - 8 fun19 insightful - 9 fun -  (0 children)

Really, really tempted to go post this on r/mallninjashit on reddit.

[–]SpatOuttheKoolaid 19 insightful - 4 fun19 insightful - 3 fun20 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

LARPers gonna LARP.

[–]emptiedriver 15 insightful - 1 fun15 insightful - 0 fun16 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

The comments all so excited over "sword lesbians" are just bizarre. The phrase itself sounds like a joke, not like something a woman would say, both because it's just silly and due to it presumably having some kind of specific role assignment thing going on... I don't think that is common for lesbians, it wasn't in my experience, and it's never come up in conversations with women I've talked to.

I guess everything could be different now, but - all the same "sword lesbians" sure sounds dumb. Definitely not something meaningful to who you actually are, but something you are playing a game about being for some kicks

[–]chazzstrong 10 insightful - 3 fun10 insightful - 2 fun11 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

I physically recoiled in cringe at this.

[–]3MistersAndAMissy 7 insightful - 3 fun7 insightful - 2 fun8 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

This is one time I would really like to hear what Freud would have to say.

‘Sword lesbian’. The joke writes itself.

[–]Femaleisnthateful 6 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 0 fun7 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I'm so impressed to see a 'transwoman' wearing pants.

[–]QueenBread 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

He's not even wearing make up or anything. This is just a straight man declaring himself a woman (who's still into girls tho, of course - he's a woman but he doesn't want to be gaaaayyyy). And a bunch of other straight men applauding him for it. "Bravo!" "That's how you do it!" "Go show those women we, men, can decide to be women whenever we say so!" "Yeah, we don't even need to dress in drag or anything!"