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[–]oofreesouloo⚡super lesbian⚡ 63 insightful - 4 fun63 insightful - 3 fun64 insightful - 4 fun -  (3 children)

Jesus Christ. So, we're supposed to 'pretend' this is an actual woman? Nah, I'm good sticking by the 'adult human females' definition.

[–]a_blue_bird 16 insightful - 9 fun16 insightful - 8 fun17 insightful - 9 fun -  (0 children)

Not only, you're also supposed to pretend that women who give him awards and upvotes are ''lesbians''.

[–]adultxhumanxfemaledie mad about it 12 insightful - 7 fun12 insightful - 6 fun13 insightful - 7 fun -  (1 child)

Such a feminine jawline!! jfc

[–]oofreesouloo⚡super lesbian⚡ 8 insightful - 6 fun8 insightful - 5 fun9 insightful - 6 fun -  (0 children)

Such feminine strong arms! /s

[–]haveanicedaytoo💗💜💙 46 insightful - 12 fun46 insightful - 11 fun47 insightful - 12 fun -  (9 children)

He looks like a visual man-in-a-dress joke from a sit-com/comedy movie.

[–]artetolife 38 insightful - 36 fun38 insightful - 35 fun39 insightful - 36 fun -  (5 children)

He looks like what happens when you play with the genderspecial options in The Sims.

Edit: lol

[–]haveanicedaytoo💗💜💙 21 insightful - 19 fun21 insightful - 18 fun22 insightful - 19 fun -  (0 children)

OMG hahaha it's him!

[–]NiceDickBro 16 insightful - 13 fun16 insightful - 12 fun17 insightful - 13 fun -  (1 child)

HELLO FELLOW LADIES, CAN WE NOW DO LADY THINGS?

[–]bald-janitor 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Sure, post nose

[–]oofreesouloo⚡super lesbian⚡ 12 insightful - 8 fun12 insightful - 7 fun13 insightful - 8 fun -  (0 children)

OMG, thank you so much for sharing this 🤣🤣🤣

[–]MarkJeffersonTight defenses and we draw the line 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Epic

[–]Tikiri 19 insightful - 2 fun19 insightful - 1 fun20 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Yes! He reminded me of that SNL Mother’s Day skit, where one of the male actors played the psycho mother.

[–]shveya 7 insightful - 5 fun7 insightful - 4 fun8 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

Lol exactly!

[–]insta 8 insightful - 3 fun8 insightful - 2 fun9 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Looks like your typical frat bro who dressed up as a woman for halloween

[–]Lessom 39 insightful - 8 fun39 insightful - 7 fun40 insightful - 8 fun -  (0 children)

He put on his grandmother’s dress and magically thinks he’s now becoming a woman.

The comments in the post encouraging this creep are disgusting as well.

[–]artetolife 40 insightful - 6 fun40 insightful - 5 fun41 insightful - 6 fun -  (16 children)

LOL look at those arms. No woman could have arms like that even with juicing, and no man could either without effort, but he wants to be a real and honest laydee? Yeah okay bro 🙄🤣

[–]notdelusionalbased faggot 41 insightful - 7 fun41 insightful - 6 fun42 insightful - 7 fun -  (9 children)

Such a shame. Those arms and hands suggest a nice male body and potentially attractive face beneath that clown suit he has on.

[–]julesburm1891 41 insightful - 8 fun41 insightful - 7 fun42 insightful - 8 fun -  (3 children)

I don’t get the AGP loons. So many aren’t bad looking dudes. Like, if they went to therapy and worked out their delusions, they’d have no trouble finding a straight girl. I don’t get why they think dressing like a clown and going after the one demographic of women who absolutely don’t want them is the solution.

[–]SeasideLimbs 29 insightful - 2 fun29 insightful - 1 fun30 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

It looks like porn-addiction isn't necessarily related to sexual inexperience. Terry Crews was addicted to porn and spoke openly about it, despite obviously being an attractive and successful man.

[–][deleted] 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Was he also not a victim of sexual abuse as a child? Or am I imagining that aspect? I am sure there was something going on like that, which I think might help explain his porn hangup. The rationalising of abuse takes many forms. Some healthy others not so much.

[–]ChunkeeguyTeam T*RF Fuck Yeah 14 insightful - 1 fun14 insightful - 0 fun15 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

They've spent their lives jerking off to fantasies of being women and having sex with a woman's body. It's hard-wired now. They know they aren't women but admitting it would mean society seeing their "gender identity" for what it really is. And then the trans house of cards would fall and even the handmaidens would come out of the fog. Can't let that happen.

[–]artetolife 36 insightful - 3 fun36 insightful - 2 fun37 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

He's not my type but definitely very conventionally attractive as a man. He could certainly attract a lot of nice straight girls so why throw all that away to chase lesbians? It's so strange lol.

[–]florasisHOMOSEXUAL FEMALE/Pussy is my God and I'm monotheist 39 insightful - 5 fun39 insightful - 4 fun40 insightful - 5 fun -  (1 child)

Because he's an autogynephile. It isn't always about non being attractive. It's a perversion

[–]artetolife 30 insightful - 3 fun30 insightful - 2 fun31 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

True. AGP is a helluva drug. So many men destroying perfectly good relationships and even their relationships with their own kids just to totter around in heels and dresses and/or an attempt to turn their partner into their sissy humiliation dominatrix. It's sad.

[–][deleted] 14 insightful - 4 fun14 insightful - 3 fun15 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

He looks shredded, what is he doing?

[–]Seahorse 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Yeah they're almost always fucking jacked what's with that?😆

[–]julesburm1891 28 insightful - 4 fun28 insightful - 3 fun29 insightful - 4 fun -  (5 children)

I’m pretty into lifting and used to be into bodybuilding. You’re definitely right. Women straight up can’t get their arms to look like this without roids.

[–][deleted] 14 insightful - 8 fun14 insightful - 7 fun15 insightful - 8 fun -  (0 children)

Lol. The first thing I had was arm-envy, lol.

[–]florasisHOMOSEXUAL FEMALE/Pussy is my God and I'm monotheist 9 insightful - 1 fun9 insightful - 0 fun10 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

I long does it take to build visible muscle?

[–]julesburm1891 8 insightful - 1 fun8 insightful - 0 fun9 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Depends on what you’re doing and where you’re starting at. I was really skinny when I started and saw changes in a couple of months. I’ve known women who’ve had to work longer and women who’ve gotten definition quicker than I could.

[–]florasisHOMOSEXUAL FEMALE/Pussy is my God and I'm monotheist 6 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 0 fun7 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

So, in like 6 month you should look fit?

[–]julesburm1891 7 insightful - 1 fun7 insightful - 0 fun8 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

If you stay consistent and adjust your diet, you’ll look pretty fit. (The people who looks shredded are usually on food, supplement, and training regimens that most sane people don’t want. lol) Food is the hardest part.

[–]Smolders1Cock is god's greatest gift. 23 insightful - 3 fun23 insightful - 2 fun24 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Yup, I suppose all you have to do to become a woman now is say you are one.

[–]loona 19 insightful - 8 fun19 insightful - 7 fun20 insightful - 8 fun -  (2 children)

"lesbianactually" girl bye. Deadass wonder if this person would actually sleep with another FTM that presented just like him.

[–]GreykittymommaMagical lady 💜 18 insightful - 9 fun18 insightful - 8 fun19 insightful - 9 fun -  (1 child)

See that's how you get them, trap them in their own flawless logic. TWAW, then you date eachother and show us women what we're missing. Hint, it's penis! Excuse me, girldique

[–]adultxhumanxfemaledie mad about it 8 insightful - 6 fun8 insightful - 5 fun9 insightful - 6 fun -  (0 children)

girldique

PAHAHAHAHA dead

[–]Revision10Just a guy 20 insightful - 3 fun20 insightful - 2 fun21 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

I thought this was satire, but looking through his post history it's not. He is cosplaying by his own words though

[–]xanditAGAB (Assigned Gay at Birth) 9 insightful - 25 fun9 insightful - 24 fun10 insightful - 25 fun -  (0 children)

I’d go lesbian for him

[–]BigMommyMilkersYes, they're real 17 insightful - 8 fun17 insightful - 7 fun18 insightful - 8 fun -  (0 children)

Lmao the hugboxing coming from the trans and bi women in the comments

[–]julesburm1891 16 insightful - 6 fun16 insightful - 5 fun17 insightful - 6 fun -  (0 children)

That “KE” in the photo better be the beginning of “keep this delusional man away from women.”

[–]Canardyyy 18 insightful - 2 fun18 insightful - 1 fun19 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

A subreddit for lesbians infested by straight dude.

Right on. Right on. Not they should all fuck off with this bullshit.

Men can’t be lesbians.

[–]Rogueunit 13 insightful - 7 fun13 insightful - 6 fun14 insightful - 7 fun -  (0 children)

Anyone remember Ms's doubtfire?

[–][deleted] 14 insightful - 5 fun14 insightful - 4 fun15 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

AGP.

No passing involved here.

[–]writerlylesbian 12 insightful - 8 fun12 insightful - 7 fun13 insightful - 8 fun -  (0 children)

There are no lesbians where he's going tho...

[–]SolRosenberg 12 insightful - 5 fun12 insightful - 4 fun13 insightful - 5 fun -  (1 child)

What a shame. He's totally hot. I'd smash ... even with the girl cosplay ... but he's a "lesbian".

[–]florasisHOMOSEXUAL FEMALE/Pussy is my God and I'm monotheist 11 insightful - 7 fun11 insightful - 6 fun12 insightful - 7 fun -  (0 children)

He's hetero. If you're a dude, he wouldn't be interested anyway

[–]florasisHOMOSEXUAL FEMALE/Pussy is my God and I'm monotheist 11 insightful - 5 fun11 insightful - 4 fun12 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

Disgusting

[–]MadLass 12 insightful - 2 fun12 insightful - 1 fun13 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Ive seen this guy posting around and Im 100% sure its a fetish for him.

[–]MarkJeffersonTight defenses and we draw the line 11 insightful - 2 fun11 insightful - 1 fun12 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

What a waste of good looks; Should've went for straight women.

[–]bald-janitor 1 insightful - 6 fun1 insightful - 5 fun2 insightful - 6 fun -  (0 children)

Nah, he gay

[–]notdelusionalbased faggot 9 insightful - 3 fun9 insightful - 2 fun10 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

Bonus pics!

http://archive.md/0qgOO http://archive.md/sz77x

This guy can't be for real.

[–]LasagnaRossa 8 insightful - 1 fun8 insightful - 0 fun9 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

This...this can't be real. It has to be a joke, the dude is even conventionally attractive and masculine.

[–]11mile_house 5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Nice tuck, dude.

[–]lemmy 7 insightful - 3 fun7 insightful - 2 fun8 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

I must acknowledge that the makeup is fantastic.

[–]InLaymansterms 7 insightful - 1 fun7 insightful - 0 fun8 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Damn and he looked like such a handsome man before...

[–]LasagnaRossa 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

He still is

[–]bald-janitor 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

😵

[–]upcomingDaddygay af 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

What a shame he would be such a handsome man :(

[–]xAcidRainx 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

That...is not a woman