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Happy Insurrection Day fellow Fascists

by passionflounder to /s/whatever from (self.whatever)

Go Woke; Go Broke: Sports Illustrated planning significant layoffs after license to use its brand name was revoked

by passionflounder to /s/whatever from (apnews.com)

Rand Paul on Fauci: No 'Clearer Case of Perjury in the History of Government Testimony'

by passionflounder to /s/politics from (breitbart.com)

Ukraine military drafts civilian with no hands! by In-the-clouds in Antiwar

[–]passionflounder 7 insightful - 9 fun7 insightful - 8 fun8 insightful - 9 fun -  (0 children)

Military leaders must be stumped at what to do with the draftee.

Biden Scolds Media for not Gaslighting Americans well enough.

by passionflounder to /s/whatever from (breitbart.com)

Sen. Dianne Feinstein, a trailblazer in U.S. politics and the longest-serving woman in the Senate, dies at age 90 by --a in whatever

[–]passionflounder 11 insightful - 8 fun11 insightful - 7 fun12 insightful - 8 fun -  (0 children)

Luckily, she'll still be able to participate in debate and vote on bills.

Fauci: Masks Didn't Work for 'Broad Population' — But on Individual Basis 'There Is an Advantage'

by passionflounder to /s/politics from (breitbart.com)

Saidit doesn’t feel safe? by Adventurous_Ad6212 in AskSaidIt

[–]passionflounder 7 insightful - 8 fun7 insightful - 7 fun8 insightful - 8 fun -  (0 children)

What we need now is some CommonSense® word control. Too many assault words being fired aimlessly and so many innocent lies imperiled. Who's thinking of the children.... the CHILDREN!!!!!

Brazil Suffers an Unexpected Homicide Deficit after Provoking an Uncontrolled Proliferation of Dangerous and Deadly Guns.

by passionflounder to /s/whatever from (bearingarms.com)

My neighbor thinks he's a chicken. What can we do to help him?

by passionflounder to /s/AskSaidIt from (self.AskSaidIt)

How Many must Die before we Enact Commonsense Sledgehammer Control?

by passionflounder to /s/whatever from (breitbart.com)

CNN Poll: Majority Say 'No Chance' They Would Vote for Joe Biden in 2024. Fortunately Xerox Machines are not Disenfranchised.

by passionflounder to /s/whatever from (breitbart.com)

If you leave your bone conduction headphones on in the forest when no one is there to hear them, do they still make sound? by [deleted] in AskSaidIt

[–]passionflounder 4 insightful - 7 fun4 insightful - 6 fun5 insightful - 7 fun -  (0 children)

Is this a bone us question?

Confession by Shite_rly_sux in whatever

[–]passionflounder 8 insightful - 7 fun8 insightful - 6 fun9 insightful - 7 fun -  (0 children)

Just dig your mom out of the basement freezer and confess to her. Don't leave her out too long though....

I cut off my penis at age 18 and now at 25 I regret it by pattis in whatever

[–]passionflounder 3 insightful - 7 fun3 insightful - 6 fun4 insightful - 7 fun -  (0 children)

Such a eunique situation...

Conservative women are all whores by sneako in AskSaidIt

[–]passionflounder 5 insightful - 7 fun5 insightful - 6 fun6 insightful - 7 fun -  (0 children)

Religious women engage in unprotected sects.

Trannies call Sharron Davies' Opposition to their Fundamental Human Right to Compete as Women a real Kick in the Balls.

by passionflounder to /s/whatever from (breitbart.com)

Notice Anything? by raven9 in propaganda

[–]passionflounder 3 insightful - 7 fun3 insightful - 6 fun4 insightful - 7 fun -  (0 children)

We're MELLLLLLL_TING!!!!!!!

Donald Trump Says He Wants Joe Rogan to Moderate 4-Hour Presidential Debate by [deleted] in politics

[–]passionflounder 4 insightful - 7 fun4 insightful - 6 fun5 insightful - 7 fun -  (0 children)

Biden participating in a four hour debate? That's cruel and unusual... it's the equivalent of expecting a garden slug to successfully solve 200 quadratic equations.

Is there a kind of reverse Viagra for men that completely suppresses the male sex drive? by Mcheetah in AskSaidIt

[–]passionflounder 3 insightful - 6 fun3 insightful - 5 fun4 insightful - 6 fun -  (0 children)

Any photo of Whoopie Goldberg ought to do the trick.

Hochul on illegals: "'Other Areas' Must 'Embrace'"

by passionflounder to /s/politics from (breitbart.com)

Clever and Resourceful NYC Leadership Mulls Packaging Migrants for Quick Transport Elsewhere.

by passionflounder to /s/whatever from (breitbart.com)

Why is saidit such a disgusting far right cesspool? by Adventurous_Ad6212 in AskSaidIt

[–]passionflounder 7 insightful - 6 fun7 insightful - 5 fun8 insightful - 6 fun -  (0 children)

I blame climate change.

They Look Exactly How You Would Expect by noshore4me in MeanwhileOnReddit

[–]passionflounder 2 insightful - 6 fun2 insightful - 5 fun3 insightful - 6 fun -  (0 children)

Clearly their open empty dance cards afford them ample time to precisely engineer the proper consensus that Reddit desires. I do wonder if there's any tranny... err... training involved.

PSA: Please be sure to Lock Away all Firearms Before Treating your Young Children and Toddlers to Weed or Blow.

by passionflounder to /s/whatever from (breitbart.com)

Why do I have to block one or more new "users" every day so I don't have to see these stupid ass bone conducting headphone posts? by IkeConn in AskSaidIt

[–]passionflounder 7 insightful - 6 fun7 insightful - 5 fun8 insightful - 6 fun -  (0 children)

It is because Saidit is moderated by a skeleton crew.

After being forced to reopen, /r/Steam now only allows posts regarding actual Steam by bucetao6969 in MeanwhileOnReddit

[–]passionflounder 2 insightful - 6 fun2 insightful - 5 fun3 insightful - 6 fun -  (0 children)

Sounds like a mist opportunity to me.

Man Spends The Day Telling People That Their Babies Are Ugly While Standing Outside Of Walmart. by [deleted] in NotTheOnion

[–]passionflounder 8 insightful - 6 fun8 insightful - 5 fun9 insightful - 6 fun -  (0 children)

Obviously people need to start making better looking babies.

Joe Scarborough Nearly Brought To Tears, Curses On Air Because Trump Dominated At CNN Town Hall by Chipit in politics

[–]passionflounder 6 insightful - 6 fun6 insightful - 5 fun7 insightful - 6 fun -  (0 children)

Orange man bad. Orange man bad. Orange man bad. Orange man bad. Orange man bad. Orange man bad. Orange man bad. Orange man bad. Orange man bad. Orange man bad. Orange man bad. Orange man bad. Orange man bad. Orange man bad. Orange man bad. Orange man bad. Orange man bad. Orange man bad. Orange man bad....

Bad-bad.

University ‘blocks’ academic from her own gender wars research over ‘dangerous’ data by jet199 in censorship

[–]passionflounder 7 insightful - 6 fun7 insightful - 5 fun8 insightful - 6 fun -  (0 children)

In these uncertain and unprecedented times, facts can be dangerous to the vulnerable, immuno- and gender-compromised. Two weeks to flatten her curves.

The GOP Is Making It Harder for College Students to Vote by [deleted] in politics

[–]passionflounder 6 insightful - 6 fun6 insightful - 5 fun7 insightful - 6 fun -  (0 children)

(No one has called for the abolition of the GOP.)

Well they should! anyway.... Scientists have assured me that attempting to engage in any independent thought contributes to climate change. Accordingly, it's more important now than ever to take advantage of the selfless services freely available from mainstream media guardians of all things certified true to do our thinking for us.

It is estimated by experts that a single vote for a GOP candidate is responsible for an increase of 0.00000675 degrees Celsius in the global temperature due to the 1.67 metric tons of poisonous carbon released into the atmosphere... so we all need to vote like our grandmother parts depend on it and keep electing sainted and above-reproach Democrats who can do no wrong.

What's particularly egregious is the GOP campaign to purge voter rolls- effectively disenfranchising the politically active who are no longer alive to speak up for their right to vote Democrat.

The GOP Is Making It Harder for College Students to Vote by [deleted] in politics

[–]passionflounder 11 insightful - 6 fun11 insightful - 5 fun12 insightful - 6 fun -  (0 children)

Clearly the evil Republican party is an existential threat to Our Democracy® and must be abolished and its members imprisoned without charges.

Pervert filmed having sex with horse caught in stables over 'unusual habit' by [deleted] in NotTheOnion

[–]passionflounder 5 insightful - 6 fun5 insightful - 5 fun6 insightful - 6 fun -  (0 children)

Poor guy just wanted a stable relationship...

Illegal Immigration makes Slavery Great again! Host your own Servant while Supplies Last!

by passionflounder to /s/whatever from (twitter.com)

Jussie Smollett Appeals to Illinois Supreme Court to Throw Out His Hate Crime Hoax Conviction

by passionflounder to /s/whatever from (breitbart.com)

Saidit appreciation thread. by Zapped in whatever

[–]passionflounder 5 insightful - 5 fun5 insightful - 4 fun6 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

Having read your totally on topic response all I can say is that most transmission fluids are roughly equivalent but you need to be careful when selecting different gauge wiring for performing electrical automotive repairs to newer model Ferraris. Now, having established that, I am wondering if you combined the cake ingredients in a two-quart mixing bowl while undergoing a recreational colonoscopy. Most doctors recommend sugarless gum for their patients who chew gum. I think a lot of wrongs will be righted if you can find a way of explaining to your wife while you were absent during the conception. A nice bouquet of yellow roses will help smooth things over.

Nikki Haley Says She Will 'Change Personalities' on Campaign Trail. Do Wolves Often Boast about Wearing Sheep's Clothing?

by passionflounder to /s/whatever from (breitbart.com)

Looks like the Cloudfair security has been turned down and the Saidit App appears to be working again. by [deleted] in whatever

[–]passionflounder 3 insightful - 5 fun3 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

Sadly I've begun to question whether or not I'm a human.

Zelensky Reportedly Mulling Legal Action Against Israel/Hamas for Stealing Media Spotlight.

by passionflounder to /s/whatever from (breitbart.com)

Great News: Experts Predict a Bountiful New Year for Cardiologists and Oncologists.

by passionflounder to /s/whatever from (breitbart.com)

Happy International Men's Day 🎉 by [deleted] in whatever

[–]passionflounder 4 insightful - 5 fun4 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

Long live the patriarchy!

Amouranth wants to sell you beer made from her vaginal yeast by [deleted] in whatever

[–]passionflounder 6 insightful - 5 fun6 insightful - 4 fun7 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

I bet it tastes fishy.

Dem Rep. Voted for Biden's Policies, But is Dismayed that they are Working as Intended

by passionflounder to /s/whatever from (breitbart.com)

By Popping a Generic Viagra, You can make the Nearest Bull Moose Horny.

by passionflounder to /s/ShittySuperpowers from (self.ShittySuperpowers)

Bizarre study finds people who are sensitive to disgusting smells are more likely to have negative attitudes towards migrants by jet199 in NotTheOnion

[–]passionflounder 3 insightful - 5 fun3 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

I'm confident that a multi-billion dollar study will confirm that people who wipe themselves front to back after taking a steaming dump are xenophobic Trumper racist Nazis. This will necessitate the establishment of a new government agency whose purpose is to observe people wiping themselves and compile watch lists from the results.

Experts Warn that the Name Peter O'Toole is Double-Phallic and shouls be Used with Caution.

by passionflounder to /s/whatever from (self.whatever)

My neighbor thinks he's a chicken. What can we do to help him? by passionflounder in AskSaidIt

[–]passionflounder[S] 1 insightful - 5 fun1 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

There's a Colonel of truth here. Dr. Perdue specializes in that type of care... we shall flock down to his office and I shall henceforth call him "Nuggets" and enroll him in the friers club.

Can someone sum up what's going on with Reddit? by HiddenFox in AskSaidIt

[–]passionflounder 7 insightful - 5 fun7 insightful - 4 fun8 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

but I can all too easily see this being abused by the members of subs known for brigading behavior.

It couldn't happen to a nicer platform

Certified bad bitch by bucetao6969 in funny

[–]passionflounder 1 insightful - 5 fun1 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

Hell, her shadow weighs 15 pounds!

Fucking reddit by Musky in MeanwhileOnReddit

[–]passionflounder 6 insightful - 5 fun6 insightful - 4 fun7 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

Fat Tranny is horrible and illegal language. We have evolved to a more gentle, compassionate, tolerant, and inclusive era where only the gentlest language is acceptable. Our experts suggest, "Minimally slender person weighing zer gender options".

I refuse to wear a bra - men have nipples and aren’t shamed for it, why are we by [deleted] in whatever

[–]passionflounder 3 insightful - 5 fun3 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

Retail bra sales amount to a punitive tax targeting women. Those evil corporations are trying to nipple and dime them to death.

New Senate Bill Would Create Federal Agency to Police Americans for ‘Misinformation’ and ‘Hate Speech’ - Orwell Would Feel Totally Vindicated. by boston_blackie in politics

[–]passionflounder 3 insightful - 5 fun3 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

We have evolved past the need for any individual rights and freedoms since they pose a significant risk to public health and safety. It's for the greater good.

Studies have shown that hate speech and misinformation, which are enabled by outdated and unnecessary rights and freedoms, cause more harm to children living in underserved communities than gun violence, food poisoning, and misgendering combined.

Add “judeo” to every corrupt thing by 1Icemonkey in whatever

[–]passionflounder 6 insightful - 5 fun6 insightful - 4 fun7 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

Judeo-Jitsu....

Social Justice Warriors want students to wear name tags that describe their “preferred gender pronoun” by chottohen in censorship

[–]passionflounder 6 insightful - 5 fun6 insightful - 4 fun7 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

Can they try on their mental illness and see if it matches their wardrobe? I hear that ripped genes are all the rage now...

Doctors find a cockroach in the VAGINA of woman who went to hospital complaining of an 'extremely strange' feeling in her private parts by [deleted] in NotTheOnion

[–]passionflounder 7 insightful - 5 fun7 insightful - 4 fun8 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

Yeah- it was strange how she kept getting slammed into the fridge or kitchen cabinets every time someone turned the light on.

Ukraine military drafts civilian with no hands! by In-the-clouds in Antiwar

[–]passionflounder 3 insightful - 5 fun3 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

Good for all but hand to hand combat?

Do you think vegan, vegetarian, and plant-based diets are good things? by 8thmonitor in AskSaidIt

[–]passionflounder 8 insightful - 5 fun8 insightful - 4 fun9 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

Yes they're excellent- because the wokeists who follow them become weakened and gradually cull themselves over time.

Man, 28, who's attracted to inanimate objects claims he's in an intimate relationship with multiple BALLOONS by [deleted] in NotTheOnion

[–]passionflounder 3 insightful - 5 fun3 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

Soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.....

When is he gonna pop the question?

saidit can be sexist, racist,bigoted,anti-semetic homo/trans/islamo/xenophobic....but damn if it's not honest. by [deleted] in censorship

[–]passionflounder 27 insightful - 5 fun27 insightful - 4 fun28 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

Discussing opposing viewpoints civilly and respectfully without the the expectation of persuading the audience is a lost art.

Six Million Dick Pics in One File at NSA by hennaojichan in whatever

[–]passionflounder 3 insightful - 5 fun3 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

She should face a stiff sentence... do hard time.

(United States) The seasonal flu will now become routine justification for Democrat (and a few Republican) Governors and Mayors to shut down economies and institute martial law.

by passionflounder to /s/PredictTheFuture from (self.PredictTheFuture)

Rich kid 'rioters' are ignorant about the poor working class by Trulytimes in politics

[–]passionflounder 12 insightful - 5 fun12 insightful - 4 fun13 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

"Rich kid rioters"... just another name for useful idiots.

We're not grooming the children, we just want them to play with drag queen action figures as toddlers. by iamonlyoneman in whatever

[–]passionflounder 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Would a woke "Mr." Potato Head have a couple extra interchangeable pieces?

Wall Street Journal publishes article arguing for us to retire the word "genocide" because jews are the ones doing it this time. by EternalSunset in NotTheOnion

[–]passionflounder 6 insightful - 4 fun6 insightful - 3 fun7 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

We need to develop a scientific and precise euphemism. I recommend: "Global ethnic rebalancing liquidation via military operation'

Why do asian women refuse to reproduce with their own men? by alexstein in AskSaidIt

[–]passionflounder 1 insightful - 4 fun1 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

They want to be disoriented.

Zelensky asks Santa for more Weapons under his Tree this Christmas; Claims that he's been a Good Boy this Year.

by passionflounder to /s/whatever from (breitbart.com)

Guess how much pussy I can pull a day by alexstein in AskSaidIt

[–]passionflounder 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

268 lbs

'Neighbour's loud farting is driving me insane - I can't relax in my own home' by [deleted] in whatever

[–]passionflounder 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Install Fart Guard® for year round protection.

Teen Carjackers Caught After They Can’t Drive Car’s Stick Shift. Guess the Race. by IkeConn in SaidIt

[–]passionflounder 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

I guess they weren't clutch players.

Why are americans such assholes? by alexstein in AskSaidIt

[–]passionflounder 6 insightful - 4 fun6 insightful - 3 fun7 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Having a stick up your ass helps correct poor posture.

How to get mad pussy? by alexstein in AskSaidIt

[–]passionflounder 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

This astute response is a detailed instruction on how to get pussy mad. The question posed was how to get mad pussy. I infer this as meaning locating pussy that is already mad. In that case, just hit on someone experiencing PMS. If successful, your mission will be accomplished. Enjoy your bitching red wings.

Why do people make life so miserable on purpose? by zherka in AskSaidIt

[–]passionflounder 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Such enlightenment. Such wisdom. Your deluxe verbal mulch could be permanently etched on a piece of simulated marble and launched into space. This would remove all doubt as to how far we have evolved as a species to any alien culture stumbling upon the piece of rock. Everyone knows space aliens can read English.

Apparently the invitation extended to illegals is contingent on them flooding red states.

by passionflounder to /s/politics from (breitbart.com)

Coast Guard Violates the Rights of a Man who Identifies as a Sea Hamster

by passionflounder to /s/whatever from (nbcconnecticut.com)

Mayor Eric Adams Declares Illegal Immigration 'Will Destroy' NYC: 'It's Going to Come to Your Neighborhoods'

by passionflounder to /s/politics from (breitbart.com)

It didn't start with the gas chambers by WoodyWoodPecker in politics

[–]passionflounder 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

It started with a bad player with a history that included an attempted coup being allowed to re-enter political leadership and gain power legitimately before seizing control of everything, including the media; which was used to propagandize the population to at very least turn a blind eye to the atrocity being committed right under their nose.

Yes, we are in fact following that same process right now.

Edit: not the entire process but the parts critical to a desired transformation. There have been no legitimate coup attempts here.

(US) Please Contact your State's Attorney General and Petition for your State to Indict Donald Trump

by passionflounder to /s/whatever from (self.whatever)

Boyfriend stays in a relationship with a hairy fatty woman for 3 years even if he didn't get sex. Reddit advises the fatty woman to do another gamble on the dating market instead of shaving and eating less mcdonalds. by bucetao6969 in MeanwhileOnReddit

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If she identified as a woolly mammoth and posted a tinder profile she could experience dating nirvana.

Is vulptex a furry? by Adventurous_Ad6212 in AskSaidIt

[–]passionflounder 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

What did you pelt us with this question fur?

Guys I just figured out the underlying theory of the universe by sneako in whatever

[–]passionflounder 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Where's my nobel prize bitch?

She's at the vet's getting spayed.

TheExperts® Assure us that Young Athletes Experiencing Heart Attacks has Nothing to do with the Safe and Effective Vaccines Because they are Safe and Effective.

by passionflounder to /s/whatever from (nbcconnecticut.com)

New anti misogyny campaign unveiled in London by jet199 in NotTheOnion

[–]passionflounder 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

I'm glad this issue is now totally resolved

Impossible without significant government expansion.

California Proposes 'Toilet-to-Tap,' Turning Wastewater into Drinking Water

by passionflounder to /s/politics from (breitbart.com)

Elon Musk suggests “childless” people should lose the right to vote … by [deleted] in politics

[–]passionflounder 6 insightful - 4 fun6 insightful - 3 fun7 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

everyone is a recipient of public schools

It takes half their adult life to recover from the damage.

Exclusive Footage Unearthed Showing Government-Funded Scientists at Work!

by passionflounder to /s/whatever from (youtube.com)

Why did Donald trump encourage Kyle rottenhouse to shoot and kill Saint George floyed at the January 6th insurrection? by Adventurous_Ad6212 in AskSaidIt

[–]passionflounder 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Two words: "Climate Change".

Greta her/him/itself warned us waaaay back before the Evil Republican Nazis agreed to replace the Democrats as the official racists of the 1976 Olympics and JFK singlehandedly pulled our murderous military out of Vietnam, Cambodia, Laos, and Iwo Jima.

RIP Looks Like Life's Over. It was Great Knowing You All! by Tarrock in politics

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Greta was correct. The Earth cooked its entire herd of humans in late 2022. They were replaced with a huge assortment of garden gnomes. This is all an illusion.

The reddit blackout is a good opportunity to grow saidit by Vulptex in whatever

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Welcome insufferable lefties. We hope that your visit to our platform is mostly comfortable. You can be confident that you are allowed to post your preposterous and atrocious views and ideology here and otherwise be intolerable and reprehensible reprobates without the fear of the same censorship and banishments to which your kind subjects others.

White American honours her ancestors by taking up ethnic cleansing by jet199 in NotTheOnion

[–]passionflounder 1 insightful - 4 fun1 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

My idea of cleansing is as follows:

Every good and responsible citizen should submit to at least one high temperature pressure wash every six months. This really ought to be a medical mandate subject to licensure and government certification. The sheer tonnage of breeding-aged hominid livestock preserved by this alone is inspiring me to come up with more bullshit proposals for the expanding health care bureaucracy whose tax-funded employees need to be kept busy.

P.S.: To any federal agents, spies, or investigators following along: I could really use a well-paid government job.

Phooey tells me that there are no states where you can use recreational marijuana AND carry a firearm without a permit AND have a pet raccoon. Please contact your state politicians about this. by cunt_esq in whatever

[–]passionflounder 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Are there laws forbidding pot smoking pet raccoons from carrying firearms?

"It's Okay To Be White" is hate speech according to the ADL by Oyveygoyim in whatever

[–]passionflounder 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Fortunately I do not rely on the ADL for any moral guidance so they can think what they like. They can go cream pie themselves on an observation deck and everyone can be happy.

Dong chim is a popular prank in Korea that involves using your index fingers to poke someone in the between the bum cheeks with as much force as you can muster by [deleted] in NotTheOnion

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Recreational freelance surprise butt plugging.... we may have fingered out the next big Tik-Tok challenge.

How to Talk to Children About Climate Change- Do-It-Yourself Propaganda for Today's Busy Ideologue

by passionflounder to /s/politics from (nbcconnecticut.com)

Do you like Fox News? by [deleted] in AskSaidIt

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PLEASE CLICK THE LINK NIGGAS

... but if I clicked the link niggas I'd be accused of racism...

Why do people get so angry when I compliment them on their wieners at the urinals? by BlSH in AskSaidIt

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Because that's the only place their impressive members get any recognition. Have you considered loudly complimenting them in a crowded grocery store or at a bank? What's the point in being hung like a horse if it's being kept secret from the rest of the world?

You need to step up your game.

Strip search found £400 worth of crack cocaine up drug dealer's bum after pungent smell by [deleted] in NotTheOnion

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"Crack" cocaine indeed...

Brazil outlines law to ban online "fake news" and "hate speech" by Drewski in censorship

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Surely the guardians of liberty in the US can do more to protect the besieged, vulnerable classes beset with systemic racism, sexism, and recreational priapism from the high capacity murder hornet words fired from the assault style mouths of MAGA extremists who rove the countryside causing mayhem, insurrection, and occasional irregularity...

SAVE US!!!!!

I rather like this “Trad-Wife” stuff by 1Icemonkey in whatever

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Feminazis order all women to be aggrieved and victims of systemic sexism.

Woman slams SUV into Popeyes because her order didn’t have biscuits: Deputies by [deleted] in NotTheOnion

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Failed attempt to use the drive-in....

How much nuffins can a dindu do if a dindu dindu nuffins? by 1Icemonkey in AskSaidIt

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Invoking "dindu nuffin" earned me a temp ban on Reddit before I earned my permanent ban for "promoting violence" due to a comment about compassionate machine guns as a favored tool of arbitration.

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